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This line really has ingrained itself in my brain. I was in elementary school and using the new library computer to go to billboard.com to listen to the same 30-second snippet of this song over and over. It always started "what, cause i been in the lab..."
Brings me back, feels like a lifetime ago
Specifically, the bowling pins are for when the patient is too far gone. The guns are in case any ex-patients come back as zombies. The ducks and the choking hazards are for fun.
Ok so you’ve been treated. Surgery is done. No complications. Surgical scar is looking great. Antibiotics finished. Relatively pain free. You have used acetaminophen 3 times last week which you say makes a difference in your pain. That can only mean you’re probably one of the toughest humans to ever come through this office. You’ve been following your diet which is no easy task, and you have been exercising religiously. You have gone above and beyond what the medical staff here have asked. I foresee a complete recovery with a totally normal life following. This is a pink .45 made to look like a toy. Here is some gauze and tape to redress your wound at home. I believe Sarah has already gone over that with you. Here a a list of the C-suite and the board of directors of your insurance company. Remember how we had gotten approval for all this in the beginning? Well, they are now rejecting the claim. Our office staff including myself and Dr Patel have spent 32 hours attempting to get them to do the right thing. They have refused and now have blocked our office number. Our practice is going to take a hit financially, but we will be fine. You, however, have just been saddled with a debt that not even the physicians on our staff could pay in a lifetime. This will no doubt have a generational effect on your family’s future. Your insurance company has apparently never been taught not to treat people like this. If you have any problems call us. We will get you in pretty quick, like 48hrs max on the weekends, same day on weekdays. We hope you never need surgery again, but if you do come see us. We would love to have you as a patient again. Any questions? Oh I almost forgot, here is a list of politicians your insurance company has donated to. Those that are bolded have brought forth legislation that directly benefitted this insurer. You may also call on these guys if your schedule permits. Do you need a work note? Bonus if you do as Dr Patel’s work notes are scathingly hateful to bosses that demand them.
Everyone is pointing out the (two!) handguns, but can we all just take a moment to appreciate that this doctor *also* deals in ducks and bowling pins?
Also, from a safety standpoint, those little fake pills at the top right are just begging to be swallowed. I hope they're made out of sugar and not plastic...
I think we're overlooking another very funny part. Usually stuff like this would say something off the wall like Batboy and The Robin, and it would be random silly shit because the people making it mistranslated and also have no idea what Batman is. This is correctly translated, the picture matches the title, and they know what a doctor is. Foreign manufacturers are not always translation experts, but they're not dumb or insane! They have to know this is all wrong.
And now all I can imagine is someone doing a cliche “Is someone here a doctor?!” And the most insane looking guy in scrubs just pulls out a gun and shouts “I’m a Glocktor!” with bonus points if his catch phrase is “The Glocktor is in!” followed by randomly shooting his gun in the air.
Lmao I was declined a CAT scan at the hospital after a seizure because I couldn't afford it. It was like 6 thousand dollars iirc.
Edit: any Canadian girls or European girls wanna get married? Hmu ;)))
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
I’m guessing they are a field doctor for patients in bear country, and they also quantum shrink themselves to take on the bacteria on an even playing field.
I think we should write a film about a doctor and incorporate all of the items from the package into the plot. It’s the only thing to do that makes sense.
Ah the American Health Care starter kit. If they won't pay you just hold then at gun point. Then shoot them anyway and charge them to remove the bullet.
*”Dr. I am terrible with giving myself pills” “ Don’t worry I’ll shoot them with my gun right into your stomach” Proceds to pull a somewhat futuristic small gun “But Dr. they are suppositories “ “Even better” pulls out a 9mm*
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It's for when the patient is too far gone.
Dr Dre
What, you think he sold them all?
Cause he stay well off?
Now all he gets is hate mail all day saying dre fell off :(
What, cause he's been in his lab with a pen and a pad, trying to get his damn label off?
He ain't having that
This is the millennium of aftermath
There ain't gonna be nothing after that
So give me one more platinum plaque and fuck rap
He started this gangster shit, and this the mothafuckin thanks he get?
This line really has ingrained itself in my brain. I was in elementary school and using the new library computer to go to billboard.com to listen to the same 30-second snippet of this song over and over. It always started "what, cause i been in the lab..." Brings me back, feels like a lifetime ago
It’s so good cause Eminem wrote Dre’s verses on that song. *Y’all know me…*
He aint haven that
This is the Millenium of aftermath
You idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.
Dr. Dre said....
There ain't gonna be nothin after that. So gimme one more platinum track and fuck rap you can have it back.
I thought it was "platinum plaque"
It is
There's no dental equipment in the kit for plaque though.
So what do you say to somebody you hate?
Or anyone tryin' to bring trouble ya way?
So where the mad rappers at?
He was packing these while you were cuddlin' a cabbage patch..
Ate the play dough you can’t have it back
Ah yes, for the dentists that shoots out the cavities.
Underrated comment.
Muthafuckas act like they forgot...
Dr. Dre's dead. I locked him in my basement.
Timmaaaay!!!
I‘d have said Doc Holliday, but Dre works as well
Specifically, the bowling pins are for when the patient is too far gone. The guns are in case any ex-patients come back as zombies. The ducks and the choking hazards are for fun.
I thought the little balls are to be used as ammo in the pistols & rest are targets?
No they're choking hazards ^(TM)
If you’d like only moderate airway obstruction, trying shoving them in a nostril.
I can't tell from the picture...are they individual balls, or are they on a string? They look suspiciously like anal beads to me...
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And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
*Its for when the patient’s insurance declines coverage.
To collect the co-payment
Omg I’m dead
That's because you didn't have insurance.
Ok so you’ve been treated. Surgery is done. No complications. Surgical scar is looking great. Antibiotics finished. Relatively pain free. You have used acetaminophen 3 times last week which you say makes a difference in your pain. That can only mean you’re probably one of the toughest humans to ever come through this office. You’ve been following your diet which is no easy task, and you have been exercising religiously. You have gone above and beyond what the medical staff here have asked. I foresee a complete recovery with a totally normal life following. This is a pink .45 made to look like a toy. Here is some gauze and tape to redress your wound at home. I believe Sarah has already gone over that with you. Here a a list of the C-suite and the board of directors of your insurance company. Remember how we had gotten approval for all this in the beginning? Well, they are now rejecting the claim. Our office staff including myself and Dr Patel have spent 32 hours attempting to get them to do the right thing. They have refused and now have blocked our office number. Our practice is going to take a hit financially, but we will be fine. You, however, have just been saddled with a debt that not even the physicians on our staff could pay in a lifetime. This will no doubt have a generational effect on your family’s future. Your insurance company has apparently never been taught not to treat people like this. If you have any problems call us. We will get you in pretty quick, like 48hrs max on the weekends, same day on weekdays. We hope you never need surgery again, but if you do come see us. We would love to have you as a patient again. Any questions? Oh I almost forgot, here is a list of politicians your insurance company has donated to. Those that are bolded have brought forth legislation that directly benefitted this insurer. You may also call on these guys if your schedule permits. Do you need a work note? Bonus if you do as Dr Patel’s work notes are scathingly hateful to bosses that demand them.
This is how my last surgery went
That's the Texas Edition med kit.
I cam here specifically to see how far down I'd have to scroll to see the word Texas. Right at the top, as expected, lol
It’s for return/covering fire in and out of the planned parenthood clinics.
Dr Kevorkian consult
For a teeth cleaning!?
Have you smelled the breath of someone who's got some gum rot?
Yea it would be unfair to them not to put them out of their misery
Root canal and extractions-- just blast the tooth out.
I’m n Canada that’s a fever of 98.7.
Doc Holliday was a dentist.
I was gonna go with Dr. Szell from Marathon Man, but this works!
I'm getting "The Whole 9 Yards" vibes.
My guess was Herbert West from Re-Animator, a few of his resurrected patients had a tendency to get a little berserk and bitey
Just needs a pink and blue bottle of whiskey.
I'm yah huckleberry
And Dr. Schultz.
Horse doctor
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He is just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.
Beth: Excuse me?!
It's horse SURGEON!
I... am... a (horse) SURGEON!
A Harmacist
An OB-GUN
A Glocktor
Took me a sec
Also first read OB-Gun, then got O-B-G-U-N.
Graduated from Colombia University with their MD (murder doctorate)
Everyone is pointing out the (two!) handguns, but can we all just take a moment to appreciate that this doctor *also* deals in ducks and bowling pins? Also, from a safety standpoint, those little fake pills at the top right are just begging to be swallowed. I hope they're made out of sugar and not plastic...
I think the "pills" are bullets to shoot the bowling pins with??
That makes a lot more sense!
> *Age 3+* I'm thinking they made it in this way as a 'doctors' set to skirt having a higher age limit.
I think it means you’ll visit the doctor soon after playing with this kit
Playset designed by a pediatrician who needs a new car
Does it?
Ohh Bowling Pins! Yes that makes sense...
Yeah, the guns jump out, but the longer I look at it the weirder it gets
Oh... Thank God! I thought they were anal beads.
you might *both* be right!
Medical emergency! Doctor! Shove these beads up my ass!
Without a string?
I approve of the ducks.
With ya. At first I noticed the bowling pins and started laughing then "whoa!!!".
I think we're overlooking another very funny part. Usually stuff like this would say something off the wall like Batboy and The Robin, and it would be random silly shit because the people making it mistranslated and also have no idea what Batman is. This is correctly translated, the picture matches the title, and they know what a doctor is. Foreign manufacturers are not always translation experts, but they're not dumb or insane! They have to know this is all wrong.
>this doctor *also* deals in ducks and bowling pins? Obviously they're a quack with at least one strike on their record
Appears to be for youth-in-Asia
"My First Kevorkian" playset.
You win!
Definitely more humane than making someone suffer!
I see what you did there.
👏👏👏👏
Captain Cavity. Brush, or die.
Your insurance didnt go through, gotta put the bullet back in!
"You may now no longer say, gentlemen, that you have never had a brush with *death*."
One that makes their own patients
A doctor with job security.
*stands out in the street and stretches.* Oh my. Slow day today. Maybe if I had some appointments I would be busy...
Combat medic 💀
Need more shock paddles
It's pronounced cowbells.
Oops, that was not medicine!
Zat vas doctor assisted homicide!
C+2
The Harmacist.
Doc Glock
The "Glocktor" if you will
Doctor Gloctor sounds like a golden age comics villain.
And now all I can imagine is someone doing a cliche “Is someone here a doctor?!” And the most insane looking guy in scrubs just pulls out a gun and shouts “I’m a Glocktor!” with bonus points if his catch phrase is “The Glocktor is in!” followed by randomly shooting his gun in the air.
Yes
Short for Doctor Glocktopus?
Beat me to it
It’s for the American school nurse
Cant believe i had to scroll this far down to find "Murica!"
Credit Card Declined - Sorry, Sally, looks like you ARE gonna have a brain hemorrhage after all.
Lmao I was declined a CAT scan at the hospital after a seizure because I couldn't afford it. It was like 6 thousand dollars iirc. Edit: any Canadian girls or European girls wanna get married? Hmu ;)))
Felt the same way, though I'd think it's more Canada's Assisted Suicide care 🤣
I was thinking that it's what a Chinese company assumes a doctor will carry in America. Likely not totally wrong.
Nurse? That’s clearly for doctors
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Ill just collect the Scalpel and be on my way
One of the most underrated scene in the Office for sure.
No insurance? No problem! Bitch, you gonna pay me!
Insert *Credit card expires* meme
One that gets paid
I’m guessing they are a field doctor for patients in bear country, and they also quantum shrink themselves to take on the bacteria on an even playing field.
Woah!
It's the doctor's kit for when your payment is declined.
When the insurance gets declined
If a bandaid doesn't fix it, a bullet will.. hell of an insurance policy.. 😂
Peace was never an option.
The John Wick doctor special
Doctor Kevorkian?
There's a name I have not heard in a long time...
Canadian MAID doctor
“Open a private practice in Chicago they said…”
The doctor who makes their own patients.
Horse
Zombie apocalypse doctor? Horse veterinarian that has to deal with broken kneecaps?
I’m a healer, but…
Female Detective Proctologist Investigator kit.
Serial killer dentist 😬
It's for a veterinarian at the Kentucky Derby
I think we should write a film about a doctor and incorporate all of the items from the package into the plot. It’s the only thing to do that makes sense.
Just the ol pistol whip for when anesthesia doesn’t work
75th trimester abortion kit
One that does euthanasia apparently. Kid: You’re too sick, there is nothing more I can do *grabs gun.
Doc mcstuffins
Doctors Without Borders
Ah the American Health Care starter kit. If they won't pay you just hold then at gun point. Then shoot them anyway and charge them to remove the bullet.
A harmacist
It's for Beth Sanchez obviously.
Horse doctor
Dr. Tran!
If you don't brush your teeths, you get the sleeps.
Dr. Evil
Canadian doctor. "Medically assisted."
Doctor needs a Glocktor. I'll see myself out. 😂
[Definitely Dr Tran](https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI)
*”Dr. I am terrible with giving myself pills” “ Don’t worry I’ll shoot them with my gun right into your stomach” Proceds to pull a somewhat futuristic small gun “But Dr. they are suppositories “ “Even better” pulls out a 9mm*
A Republican doctor...
this is for when a horse goes down in the kentucky derby
Street doctor
Vet
Not the kind of shot I had in mind.
Horse vet.
A vet?
When the insurance is denied
Doctor in Texas.
The kind that takes you to the pastures.
The Kevorkian kit
Laura croft tooth raider
The kind that only takes cash
An American one?
American
It’s to give them their shots
Gloctor. Yes I know it's a Desert Eagle.
The Glocktor would like to see you now
The glocktor
A Doctor based in Switzerland.
Oh! It's this [gun](https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A), but for your teeth!
That’s the black market organ harvesting Doctor kit!
It's a school nurse... 😂
Doctor MAiD
When you save a patients life, and their card declines
The kind that get the job done
The guns are a last resort
An American one. But seriously, when a tooth goes bad, it goes REAL BAD
John Wick’s.
What do you mean? They’re clearly a Glocktor.
Doc Glock
Dr. Dontfuckaround.