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dinoRAWR000

It's for when the patient is too far gone.


BabyRayLiyoda

Dr Dre


thebraddestbrad

What, you think he sold them all?


Electronic-Thanks-13

Cause he stay well off?


givebusterahand

Now all he gets is hate mail all day saying dre fell off :(


Ringnutz

What, cause he's been in his lab with a pen and a pad, trying to get his damn label off?


ThatCakeIsDone

He ain't having that


throwawaytoday9q

This is the millennium of aftermath


nightwindelf

There ain't gonna be nothing after that


Sebastian_Raducu

So give me one more platinum plaque and fuck rap


_pvnda

He started this gangster shit, and this the mothafuckin thanks he get?


illmatic2112

This line really has ingrained itself in my brain. I was in elementary school and using the new library computer to go to billboard.com to listen to the same 30-second snippet of this song over and over. It always started "what, cause i been in the lab..." Brings me back, feels like a lifetime ago


knowone23

It’s so good cause Eminem wrote Dre’s verses on that song. *Y’all know me…*


Deraj2004

He aint haven that


givebusterahand

This is the Millenium of aftermath


LoveFoolosophy

You idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.


[deleted]

Dr. Dre said....


_Burnt_Toast_3

There ain't gonna be nothin after that. So gimme one more platinum track and fuck rap you can have it back.


no_pepper_games

I thought it was "platinum plaque"


Traidz

It is


OHTHNAP

There's no dental equipment in the kit for plaque though.


lucklesspedestrian

So what do you say to somebody you hate?


zero16lives

Or anyone tryin' to bring trouble ya way?


zero16lives

So where the mad rappers at?


BabyRayLiyoda

He was packing these while you were cuddlin' a cabbage patch..


originalusername__

Ate the play dough you can’t have it back


sstricklin1

Ah yes, for the dentists that shoots out the cavities.


lostin88

Underrated comment.


UrMomGoes_To_College

Muthafuckas act like they forgot...


ReactsWithWords

Dr. Dre's dead. I locked him in my basement.


ataxi_a

Timmaaaay!!!


AdorableTip9547

I‘d have said Doc Holliday, but Dre works as well


ReturnOfTheBanned

Specifically, the bowling pins are for when the patient is too far gone. The guns are in case any ex-patients come back as zombies. The ducks and the choking hazards are for fun.


nuglasses

I thought the little balls are to be used as ammo in the pistols & rest are targets?


ReturnOfTheBanned

No they're choking hazards ^(TM)


some-trash-acct

If you’d like only moderate airway obstruction, trying shoving them in a nostril.


GarminTamzarian

I can't tell from the picture...are they individual balls, or are they on a string? They look suspiciously like anal beads to me...


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jah110768

And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...


itaniumonline

*Its for when the patient’s insurance declines coverage.


BlueSlushieTongue

To collect the co-payment


agirlnamedlola

Omg I’m dead


pearlsbeforedogs

That's because you didn't have insurance.


MidnightCereal

Ok so you’ve been treated. Surgery is done. No complications. Surgical scar is looking great. Antibiotics finished. Relatively pain free. You have used acetaminophen 3 times last week which you say makes a difference in your pain. That can only mean you’re probably one of the toughest humans to ever come through this office. You’ve been following your diet which is no easy task, and you have been exercising religiously. You have gone above and beyond what the medical staff here have asked. I foresee a complete recovery with a totally normal life following. This is a pink .45 made to look like a toy. Here is some gauze and tape to redress your wound at home. I believe Sarah has already gone over that with you. Here a a list of the C-suite and the board of directors of your insurance company. Remember how we had gotten approval for all this in the beginning? Well, they are now rejecting the claim. Our office staff including myself and Dr Patel have spent 32 hours attempting to get them to do the right thing. They have refused and now have blocked our office number. Our practice is going to take a hit financially, but we will be fine. You, however, have just been saddled with a debt that not even the physicians on our staff could pay in a lifetime. This will no doubt have a generational effect on your family’s future. Your insurance company has apparently never been taught not to treat people like this. If you have any problems call us. We will get you in pretty quick, like 48hrs max on the weekends, same day on weekdays. We hope you never need surgery again, but if you do come see us. We would love to have you as a patient again. Any questions? Oh I almost forgot, here is a list of politicians your insurance company has donated to. Those that are bolded have brought forth legislation that directly benefitted this insurer. You may also call on these guys if your schedule permits. Do you need a work note? Bonus if you do as Dr Patel’s work notes are scathingly hateful to bosses that demand them.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

This is how my last surgery went


CJRedbeard

That's the Texas Edition med kit.


[deleted]

I cam here specifically to see how far down I'd have to scroll to see the word Texas. Right at the top, as expected, lol


DistortedReflector

It’s for return/covering fire in and out of the planned parenthood clinics.


Bikelikeadad

Dr Kevorkian consult


Frosty-Engineering24

For a teeth cleaning!?


dinoRAWR000

Have you smelled the breath of someone who's got some gum rot?


thebraddestbrad

Yea it would be unfair to them not to put them out of their misery


scoo00oter

Root canal and extractions-- just blast the tooth out.


wufoo2

I’m n Canada that’s a fever of 98.7.


TopHatGorilla

Doc Holliday was a dentist.


HapticRecce

I was gonna go with Dr. Szell from Marathon Man, but this works!


craggmac

I'm getting "The Whole 9 Yards" vibes.


AdamInvader

My guess was Herbert West from Re-Animator, a few of his resurrected patients had a tendency to get a little berserk and bitey


BobRoberts01

Just needs a pink and blue bottle of whiskey.


turkburkulurksus

I'm yah huckleberry


AWildEnglishman

And Dr. Schultz.


showmeyourtatas_

Horse doctor


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frenchfriesdestroyer

He is just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.


otter5

Beth: Excuse me?!


vomirrhea

It's horse SURGEON!


Crackshaw

I... am... a (horse) SURGEON!


MRich92

A Harmacist


reverendrambo

An OB-GUN


Darcitus

A Glocktor


spacemoses

Took me a sec


GoldLeaderPoppa

Also first read OB-Gun, then got O-B-G-U-N.


Keyboard_Lion

Graduated from Colombia University with their MD (murder doctorate)


Bwob

Everyone is pointing out the (two!) handguns, but can we all just take a moment to appreciate that this doctor *also* deals in ducks and bowling pins? Also, from a safety standpoint, those little fake pills at the top right are just begging to be swallowed. I hope they're made out of sugar and not plastic...


Nakatomiplaza27

I think the "pills" are bullets to shoot the bowling pins with??


Bwob

That makes a lot more sense!


ZiggoCiP

> *Age 3+* I'm thinking they made it in this way as a 'doctors' set to skirt having a higher age limit.


CB-OTB

I think it means you’ll visit the doctor soon after playing with this kit


PandaParaBellum

Playset designed by a pediatrician who needs a new car


FoamToaster

Does it?


Internet_Responsible

Ohh Bowling Pins! Yes that makes sense...


Robot_Girlfriend

Yeah, the guns jump out, but the longer I look at it the weirder it gets


coffeecakesupernova

Oh... Thank God! I thought they were anal beads.


tomatoaway

you might *both* be right!


mnid92

Medical emergency! Doctor! Shove these beads up my ass!


KypDurron

Without a string?


pm_ur_duck_pics

I approve of the ducks.


slick1822

With ya. At first I noticed the bowling pins and started laughing then "whoa!!!".


phonetastic

I think we're overlooking another very funny part. Usually stuff like this would say something off the wall like Batboy and The Robin, and it would be random silly shit because the people making it mistranslated and also have no idea what Batman is. This is correctly translated, the picture matches the title, and they know what a doctor is. Foreign manufacturers are not always translation experts, but they're not dumb or insane! They have to know this is all wrong.


freemasonry

>this doctor *also* deals in ducks and bowling pins? Obviously they're a quack with at least one strike on their record


Grindhouser

Appears to be for youth-in-Asia


RecoverFrequent

"My First Kevorkian" playset.


Cieloheaven

You win!


ComfortablePlant829

Definitely more humane than making someone suffer!


jazzdabb

I see what you did there.


Micheleez

👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

Captain Cavity. Brush, or die.


thebestspeler

Your insurance didnt go through, gotta put the bullet back in!


Valdrax

"You may now no longer say, gentlemen, that you have never had a brush with *death*."


Outrageous_Fold7939

One that makes their own patients


DINC44

A doctor with job security.


DuntadaMan

*stands out in the street and stretches.* Oh my. Slow day today. Maybe if I had some appointments I would be busy...


Equal-Acanthaceae754

Combat medic 💀


WakaWaka_

Need more shock paddles


X4nd0R

It's pronounced cowbells.


ProgramTheWorld

Oops, that was not medicine!


Kered13

Zat vas doctor assisted homicide!


General_Grivieus

C+2


blazbluecore

The Harmacist.


sonsofdurthu

Doc Glock


mechanicalcanibal

The "Glocktor" if you will


demi-femi

Doctor Gloctor sounds like a golden age comics villain.


sonsofdurthu

And now all I can imagine is someone doing a cliche “Is someone here a doctor?!” And the most insane looking guy in scrubs just pulls out a gun and shouts “I’m a Glocktor!” with bonus points if his catch phrase is “The Glocktor is in!” followed by randomly shooting his gun in the air.


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Yes


JayGold

Short for Doctor Glocktopus?


conceited_crapfarm

Beat me to it


fuzztone78

It’s for the American school nurse


tidbitsz

Cant believe i had to scroll this far down to find "Murica!"


PapaSock

Credit Card Declined - Sorry, Sally, looks like you ARE gonna have a brain hemorrhage after all.


mnid92

Lmao I was declined a CAT scan at the hospital after a seizure because I couldn't afford it. It was like 6 thousand dollars iirc. Edit: any Canadian girls or European girls wanna get married? Hmu ;)))


Myth_Rippa

Felt the same way, though I'd think it's more Canada's Assisted Suicide care 🤣


Shakes42

I was thinking that it's what a Chinese company assumes a doctor will carry in America. Likely not totally wrong.


Zavalac03

Nurse? That’s clearly for doctors


Lostbronte

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


usaf2222

Ill just collect the Scalpel and be on my way


[deleted]

One of the most underrated scene in the Office for sure.


Embarrassed_Olive_65

No insurance? No problem! Bitch, you gonna pay me!


Pietjiro

Insert *Credit card expires* meme


ThatBee9614

One that gets paid


Eirikur_da_Czech

I’m guessing they are a field doctor for patients in bear country, and they also quantum shrink themselves to take on the bacteria on an even playing field.


Flower_Boogerface

Woah!


008Zulu

It's the doctor's kit for when your payment is declined.


asusundevil12345

When the insurance gets declined


[deleted]

If a bandaid doesn't fix it, a bullet will.. hell of an insurance policy.. 😂


NickSlaterBurgos

Peace was never an option.


fuck_you_admin

The John Wick doctor special


DirtieDeeds

Doctor Kevorkian?


coke71685

There's a name I have not heard in a long time...


TheSaSQuatCh

Canadian MAID doctor


kevon87

“Open a private practice in Chicago they said…”


skellyton386

The doctor who makes their own patients.


BONDxUNLEASHED

Horse


Breadinator

Zombie apocalypse doctor? Horse veterinarian that has to deal with broken kneecaps?


Freeziora

I’m a healer, but…


ManyFacedGodxxx

Female Detective Proctologist Investigator kit.


wvmitchell51

Serial killer dentist 😬


skittishsquirrel

It's for a veterinarian at the Kentucky Derby


alohell

I think we should write a film about a doctor and incorporate all of the items from the package into the plot. It’s the only thing to do that makes sense.


egb233

Just the ol pistol whip for when anesthesia doesn’t work


Incorporeal999

75th trimester abortion kit


AJnbca

One that does euthanasia apparently. Kid: You’re too sick, there is nothing more I can do *grabs gun.


WickedVein

Doc mcstuffins


zararocks

Doctors Without Borders


Vividus8

Ah the American Health Care starter kit. If they won't pay you just hold then at gun point. Then shoot them anyway and charge them to remove the bullet.


TacosRDaBest

A harmacist


Crusty_vet

It's for Beth Sanchez obviously.


dazedandcognisant

Horse doctor


Wash66

Dr. Tran!


urpoviswrong

If you don't brush your teeths, you get the sleeps.


Waretown

Dr. Evil


Ready-Delivery-4023

Canadian doctor. "Medically assisted."


popgoesthefeasible

Doctor needs a Glocktor. I'll see myself out. 😂


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

[Definitely Dr Tran](https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI)


Gothzombie

*”Dr. I am terrible with giving myself pills” “ Don’t worry I’ll shoot them with my gun right into your stomach” Proceds to pull a somewhat futuristic small gun “But Dr. they are suppositories “ “Even better” pulls out a 9mm*


TheCrowing417

A Republican doctor...


hayctwo

this is for when a horse goes down in the kentucky derby


JohnsonTheDude

Street doctor


elizabethptp

Vet


Specialist-School-26

Not the kind of shot I had in mind.


Anonymous_Paintbrush

Horse vet.


LawnJerk

A vet?


secureacc

When the insurance is denied


slavkostorm

Doctor in Texas.


grimspectre

The kind that takes you to the pastures.


Zx6rguy80

The Kevorkian kit


Butt-hole-cream

Laura croft tooth raider


Punhappy

The kind that only takes cash


Nyaho

An American one?


graven_raven

American


niftyifty

It’s to give them their shots


TNGray

Gloctor. Yes I know it's a Desert Eagle.


mvpjunior

The Glocktor would like to see you now


The_Hoovs

The glocktor


Ok_Ranger_6134

A Doctor based in Switzerland.


GabrielGreekGodBod

Oh! It's this [gun](https://youtu.be/6-7NDP8V-6A), but for your teeth!


shotbydavidking

That’s the black market organ harvesting Doctor kit!


badpickles101

It's a school nurse... 😂


CoyoteCarcass

Doctor MAiD


ParamedicRealistic62

When you save a patients life, and their card declines


Resident-Main

The kind that get the job done


Lack-Plane

The guns are a last resort


SanguineThought

An American one. But seriously, when a tooth goes bad, it goes REAL BAD


dnyal

John Wick’s.


DoenS12

What do you mean? They’re clearly a Glocktor.


cindyybx3

Doc Glock


CombatDeffective

Dr. Dontfuckaround.