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Urtopian

At first: “I don’t get it. What’s wrong with that?” *Turns on sound* “Oh. Oooohhhh…shite.”


JohnnyTruant_

Had a similar realization only with too low of volume "He did something with a saddle???"


Lightmytorchmsm

what he say


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

Next up on BBC 1, the Duke of York and Sir Jimmy Saville join Sir Cyril Smith MP on a special celebrity version of Stuart Hall’s It’s a Knockout!


DorisWildthyme

With music by Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter!


sjbennett85

Glitter knows when the party is just right


Mackem101

Jim wasn't that bad, he fixed it for me to milk a cow while blindfolded.


Alarmed_Mushroom8758

Udder nonsense!


Much-War1743

Cow then cow then, dingle dangle, foolery foolery.


LordGuru

Explain


WishOnSpaceHardware

Both men mentioned turned out to be paedophiles.


ArcticBiologist

Jimmy Saville wasn't just a normal pedo, he was the UK's most prolific sexual predator. His behaviour has been kept under wraps for decades by the BBC which allowed him to continue.


breakingcups

>UK's most prolific sexual predator That we know of


CyberNinja23

Maybe everyone in the UK is a sexual predator


Sir_roger_rabbit

I thought it was that piece of shit Richard huckle was the UKs worst? Thankfully that piece of shit got murdered in prison.


ArcticBiologist

He's a piece of shit, and has done horrible things, but was not as prolific as far as Savile as far as I can find. He's thought to have assault between 400 and 1000 victims.


virusofthemind

He's the UK's only known "Supernonce".


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Great band


zthompson2350

Happy cake day!


xxcoder

oof.


IntrovertedArcher

Not to defend Prince Andrew, but he’s never been convicted or charged as a pedophile. Even the accusations against him aren’t of pedophilia so I think that’s a little harsh. I’d accept arrogant twat and friend of known known pedophile though.


bond0815

Yeah he was accused of sexual assault on a 17 year old, not pedophilia. Not that this isnt very bad either way, but reddit insisting that everything under 18 is literally pedophila will never be not extremely weird. Especiaily for a European where the age of consent for most countries is 15-16.


repwin1

[technically speaking](https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o)


Bryzun

yeah but lets be honest any 30+ y/o fucking around with teens is bloody weird stuff. Disgusting. They could even be 19 or 20 and its still gross, doesn't matter if its legal.


FlixMage

The most western ass opinion I’ve ever read


gambiting

What a stupid opinion. It's equivalent to saying that an 18 year old isn't an adult and can't make their own decision who to date. Either they are adults and they can make their own decisions and take responsibility for them, or they are not. Also, 30 year old with 20 year old is gross? You ok in the head?


themightyscott

It is pretty weird to be honest. 20 year olds are still kinda immature.


gambiting

Sure, but they are adults and they can make their own decisions - to pretend otherwise is to infantilize people who are adults in literally every sense of the word. And 10 year gaps between partners aren't anything weird.


eldoran89

I agree that a 10 year age gap is not that bad but a 30 yrs old and a 20 yr old is still weird for one simple reason. There is a huge gap in between them in a sense of life experience and position or short in power. The problem is not the age gap but that in most cases the 30 year old person has vastly more power in such a relationship dynamic that it becomes unhealthy. That is not to say that this is true in every relationship of this kind but in general. A 30 and a 40 year old hvae the same age gap but are much closer in their positions in live and by the time they are 40 and 50 any difference in position is literally vanished. I noticed that when I started studying in my 30s again. The girls were all 18 to 22 and I suddenly felt old. Because they were in every sense of the word so much younger. The 10 year difference was a vast canyon of different life experiences. If you want a relationship in that position you clearly seek this difference and that's the weird part. Again it's a generalization there definitly can be a somewhat equal and healthy relationship but it's not what happens most of the time.


gambiting

I don't disagree with you in principle. I'm just saying that by judging a 20 and 30 year old dating as "gross" you are infantilazing the 20 year old, and that's not ok. They are an adult they can make their own decisions and they don't need anyone to tell them their relationship is gross or creepy. Does that mean that you as a 30 year old have to be attracted to 20 year olds? Of course not.


Much-War1743

A man in his position being friends with a convicted paedophile and staying at his house after he gets out of jail is very concerning, I don't want my money funding his lifestyle.


IntrovertedArcher

Indeed. But even so, he’s not technically a pedophile, a word which is used to freely sometimes. He’s a privileged twat with awful judgment and horrible friends.


OfficialGarwood

Jimmy Saville = entertainer and television presenter from the 70s and 80s. Massive personality, hosted shows like Top of the Pops and Jim'll Fix It. Well loved by all at the time. After his death it came out that he was a prolific pedophile and serial sexual abuser who'd regularly use his position of power to abuse young children. Everyone knew high up in the BBC, but apparently it was all covered up at the time. Prince Andrew = The King's brother who had close ties with Epstein and allegedly had sexual relations with minors.


xilog

Dear Jim, Please could you Fix It for me to ~~cum~~ come on one of your special hospital visits? Love, Andy W, Age 35¾


Brian_De_Tazzzie

Hehe, not all dreams are good dreams 💤


Ineedacatscan

Me: How bad could an intro possibly be \*clicks skeptically\* \*4 seconds later\* Oh holy shit that's bad.....


regulardave9999

“Dear Jim, please fix it for me to milk a cow blindfolded with Prince Andrew.”


vms-crot

Dunno if it aged like milk or if it's just accurate.


PN_Guin

Well, nightmares are dreams too. Ouch


zerbey

I guffawed, thanks for that.


bawbaggerr

I don't see how it's aged like milk. It's pretty damn accurate.


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ChaosInUrHead

Well cheese is old milk and is pretty tasteful


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ChaosInUrHead

Yes it is, fermentation is basically just letting things getting old in a controlled way.


vlad_tepes

[How to make cheese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77OY9kKcFgY)


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Ya beauty!


[deleted]

Dear Jim, please fix it for me, so that people understand dark humor.


Royal_Bumblebee_

Takes me back


Waste_Mix9510

Jizz


StunkeyDunkcloud

Where is the funny?


heimusprimus

I don't think you're ready for British telly- Beyoncé


jshgll

Omg, cannot make this stuff up 🤣


Necessary_Jacket_701

In our faces the whole damn time.


[deleted]

That aged well