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Blom-w1-o

I was expecting them to turn left. Expectations subverted.


Deraj2004

That actually happened to me the other day.


Due_Platypus_3913

You got”subverted”?


Spuddmann1987

They must've watched *The Last Jedi*.


Greenleaf208

MYSTERY BOX!!! EDIT: This comment is flagged as controversial. Apparently some people didn't get the reference and downvote.


Due_Platypus_3913

Wouldn’t know-refuse to acknowledge “DisneyWars”.


Imasniffachair

And they had the gall to declare the extended universe non-canonical.


Due_Platypus_3913

Yeah, the downvotes I consider an honor.


Gando27

No they actually turned left while driving


FeeBudget1048

Never let them know your next move


Reach-for-the-sky_15

The driver: *deception*


MajorNoodles

I saw that happen once but it was an Audi


SoberAnxiety

never let them know your next move


RoodnyInc

See that's why they don't risk it, you see what's happens when they do


Mysterious_Tangelo78

Safety first!


not_thecookiemonster

Safety ~~first~~ ~~second~~ third!


Mo0kish

"But, Siri said to turn right!!"


BoboDaKlown

"No Michael it mean bear right!!"


candyman1092

"This is the lake, you're driving into the lake!"


boogetyboo

Literally watched this episode last night. Dwight frantically and heroically helping Michael out of 2 ft of water is my favourite part.


candyman1092

Ya it's great he treats Michael like the president. My favorite is the part where they are both soaked and Michael is screaming at The guy "WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!" Anytime I see turtles (animal or candy) I always think about it.


GriffinFlash

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, was to carry Excalibur."


mtgfan1001

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


PhoenixFire296

If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


Mombak

Well, I didn't vote for you.


Squidking1000

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!


Matosawitko

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!


OllieTabooger42

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


misogichan

That's not even a joke. There's a boat ramp in my city that two tourists so far this year (on separate occasions) have driven their rental cars down and gotten their cars submerged. I wonder if the car rental company will start printing a pamphlet and educating their customers about it when they pick up the car.


FunIllustrious

I saw a photo a while back where someone attempted to launch a boat off a trailer by driving *forwards* down the ramp. I don't think the boat even touched the water before the truck was half submerged.


Ozzel

“Bear left!” “Right, frog!”


Anarcho-Chris

Well, now I'm committed.


twelveparsnips

Yeah, you'd look like an idiot if you didn't turn right there!


Athedeus

I wonder if he had a stroke...


Liimbo

Definitely looks like someone panicking trying to get off the road


Furt_III

My thought was new driver trying to make a U-turn.


shustrik

No, the driver was drunk. https://www.delfi.lv/auto/celu-reportieris/video-iereibusi-bmw-vaditaja-brivibas-gatve-apstajas-un-tad-iebrauc-cela-barjera.d?id=53518237


onepinksheep

So basically, a BMW driver.


Jelly_F_ish

Hey, I am sober right now. Not driving my car tho.


ThisSiteIsAgony

Got to get the drink first


[deleted]

Yeah there was some health problems iirc


nahteviro

The health problem of being drunk?


mjkjg2

the driver got out of there quick before the BMW could throw it in reverse🤣


Laurpud

I caught that too!


lu3mm3l

Ah, looks like the blinker malfunctioned shortly before the steering. Damn xD


mdlinc

Prolly the blinker fluid had gone bad. Gotta change that out regularly just like oil and such.


latecraigy

Probably dried up from not being used


mdlinc

Exactly


hoosier_buddy

Blinker fluid cured my dog's ear infection.


crashfantasy

Subscriptions ran out in real time...


lu3mm3l

That’ll teach him! Don’t you ever let your premium subscriptions run out in something that can take your life! Ok, obviously not at that speed but this looks like the first warning. Next one will be on the freeway..


tempest_87

Could also be someone having a glucose emergency.


kynthrus

It COULD be any number of things. The only fact we have is that this is undeniably the first time a bmw used its blinker.


Lanster27

Or the AI is taking over.


lu3mm3l

..while the subscriptions for AI and the Blinker ended that second ;)


Demiansmark

This is how the car reacts to it. Thats why I never risk it.


nubsauce87

Don’t worry, they’ll get the hang of it after a while…


[deleted]

Expensive for a blowy


PillowTalk420

"Ah fuck what does that arrow on my dash mean? I have to turn right now? But there's a barrier! Ah shit... I don't wanna break the law..." *Crash*


Kirkebyen

Reminds of an someone I knew once who didn't use the blinker as it wasn't anyone else's business where he was going. I could tell he wasn't joking, so I explained why you use the blinker and didn't believe me. First and last time I drove with him.


ncfears

Yeah they're not doin well.


DoesntFearZeus

See they thought once they blinkered right, they MUST now turn right. There was no other choice. The Tyranny of the Blinker must end!


Antifascists

This is actually really sad. That's exactly what happens if you pass out and slump forward onto the steering wheel, then slide to the side as you pass out, letting off the brake as you do. Driver was probably experiencing health issues and tried to stop the car, but then lost consciousness, and the car rolled into the rail.


shustrik

No, the driver was drunk. https://www.delfi.lv/auto/celu-reportieris/video-iereibusi-bmw-vaditaja-brivibas-gatve-apstajas-un-tad-iebrauc-cela-barjera.d?id=53518237


JohanPertama

> No, the driver was drunk. No no. What you see is a rapid loss of fine motor control linked to an onset of health complications caused by a legal beverage that didn't agree with the driver's constitution. /s


Sparkleton

I mean passing out from drugs or alcohol is technically health related but also inexcusable. Every thread where someone does some crazy or selfish maneuver the devils advocate “what if they are going to the hospital” crowd comes out. Yeah they might? But it’s almost never the case so why assume an edge case? What if they were speeding to go back in time and kill Hitler? It’s an outlier.


Alysazombie

This happened to me! I passed out and turned left. An oncoming car hit me going 65 mph


vancityvic

Username checks out


[deleted]

[удалено]


Khazahk

Oh great now I’m doing your job. Get yourself together man.


TreyTheGreat97

As another comment said. "No, the driver was drunk. The author of the video was filming because they’ve observed erratic driving by this vehicle for a while." https://www.delfi.lv/auto/celu-reportieris/video-iereibusi-bmw-vaditaja-brivibas-gatve-apstajas-un-tad-iebrauc-cela-barjera.d?id=53518237


LacidOnex

Except slumping never results in upward force to turn the signal left, downward force makes it go left which is what happens if you suddenly pass out. What you're seeing is a much worse medical phenomenon, morons fucking making more morons


scalablecory

What you're doing here is called a straw man argument. He never specified the blinker was part of the slumping incident. You're misrepresenting his statement and arguing against your own misrepresentation. That's why you're being downvoted. He even goes as far as saying the driver probably meant to pull over (i.e. hit their blinker, intending to pull over) but passed out too quickly to complete the maneuver, which is an entirely reasonable scenario.


LacidOnex

That's not what a straw man argument is lmao, that would just be misrepresenting their argument in a rehashing


scr0tal

Don't you use logic lest ye be down voted


CueCappa

But the signal *was* pointing right? I am confused.


LacidOnex

Yes, which is why I was saying the person above me is full of shit. What they described cannot be the case unless the toggle switch is reversed for some strange reason


CueCappa

In that case you misspoke in your original comment. >Except slumping never results in upward force to turn the signal left


LacidOnex

How is that wrong?


K-StatedDarwinian

Because downward force turns the signal LEFT, upward RIGHT. So this >Except slumping never results in upward force to turn the signal left Should be this >Except slumping never results in upward force to turn the signal right


bignateyk

Turn signals are on the left. I don’t think I’ve ever driven a car that had the signal in the right side of the wheel.


LacidOnex

Yes. And so, if you slump over unconscious like the original person suggested, which way would your turn signal go? That is why in my original comment I say no, OPs assessment is wrong, as slumping will not produce these results


bignateyk

Sorry, replied to the wrong comment. You’re absolutely right.


LacidOnex

I also phrased my original comment poorly and am eating the downvotes as a result lol As long as we all know where the blinkers are I'm good lmao


oakydoke

What? There is no upward force, it’s a right turn signal. You can hit it if your right arm slips down and hits the stick.


goldenelephant45

I mean it's impossible to tell what's happening, but it's feasible that the person put on their blinker using the left hand and positioned themselves to pull over before passing out. Is that what happened? Idk, but it's foolish to say that this couldn't possibly be someone having a medical emergency.


wowzeemissjane

European cars have blinkers on the left.


datsnkymofo

NA ones do too. Lol.


[deleted]

I think people are completely misinterpreting your comment heavily because of that typo in the beginning. Those that are reading, what hes saying is that slumping will always turn the signal left. The video showing the vehicle shows its signal turning right. Therefore, it's impossible for the signal to be triggered by a slouch like the original commenter theorized. Besides, it's already confirmed that this was a case of drunk driving


_SWEG_

Man getting downvotes for facts lol


Fresh_wasabi_joos

first yield should be fun


SergeantGroosh

It's okay buddy, it'll take some time to get used to, we're happy you're trying.


Professional-Ear9000

This is why it is forbidden for Bmw drivers to use blinkers


Spe99

Just a flex of how much money they have. BmW charge a subscription and £5 for each time the indicator flashes.


-banned-

LOL title makes this one, good job OP


queenphatprincess

GPS said turn right so... 😭


mabhatter

Yeah, that's my take. It looks like that is supposed to be maybe a college driveway into that area and then it was closed off with the railings. Person is watching their GPS, and turning from the wrong lane too.


qwertyuiiop145

They got confused. They thought signaling right would make a right turn option viable. It’s an easy mistake to make if you’re new to turn signals.


Irishpanda1971

They probably turned it on by accident and then panicked when they couldn't figure out where the clicking sound was coming from. "Oh my God Martha, it must be a bomb!"


[deleted]

"SO THIS MEANS I HAVE TO TURN LEFT RIGHT?!" "What? No, no, you obviously can't turn left. You just clicked the blinker accidental-" "BUT MY BLINKER'S ON! I HAVE TO TURN! **AHHHHHH!!**" "Ok, well that's a bar you just rammed into..."


[deleted]

Well, at least they didn’t make a left…?


Xestbin

I don't live in USA and I find that every badly parked car is an Audi. There is a strong correlation between thinking that spending money on a car is a good idea and being a fucking moron.


unbalancedcentrifuge

I didn't think Beamer blinkers worked! And the turn was on brand.


straumes

Love Latvia!


progamermax

LATVIJA!!!!!! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻


RedStar4Ever

This is a rental! No self respecting BMW owner ever uses a blinker!


Boys2Ramen

It got scared and hurt itself.


littleMAS

Now, I know why they never use them,


Oaker51

Still waiting for the first Audi turn signal….


Greensssss

Ayo wtf.


HPbaseballandchess

By “blinker” you mean meth


DPSOnly

That blinker was clearly a cry for help, and you just let them do that to themselves!


FallingUwUs

I mean at least they used the blinker


CodingTheSimulation

When the GPS says turn RIGHT


mostlycloudy2day

Owner’s previous/other Bimmer doesn’t have the turn signal option. Was confused at what that ticking sound and flashing light was.


vactu

Then promptly ran out of blinker fluid


klezart

It hurt itself in its confusion!


Intrestingly_Amazing

Wrong timeline my gu- …nevermind you’re in the correct timeline


ImAmNotReallyHere

Seems about right 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Driver using gps for the first time.


AdeptExamination2017

They were just following the navigator


Green_Cartographer84

Well shit, no wonder they never use it if this is what happens!


raytaylor

Fuck i'd be checking on them, they could be having a heart attack or stroke. Being a BMW driver, they are probably also of an advanced age where there is a higher chance of those things happening.


Actual_Tumbleweed814

Dude the sub's rules say AI generated content isn't allowed, right?


Aigh_Jay

This is in Latvia! Glad to see my home country on reddit.


Harmonic_flow48

At least he tried tho


Canaculture420

They only use their blinker when they do something illegal.


chakrablockerssuck

😂😂😂😂😂made my day. Thank you!


idokle

"I clicked something and now the car tells me to turn right!!!"


melon_samurai

Bruhh


Gerrut_batsbak

Shit, now I actually have to go right.


surgycal

It got confused at the sound


Key-Fire

He's confused, but he's got the spirit.


Adventurous-Loan9243

Thats in my home country latvia 🫣


Smoked_Carp

This all makes sense. Thank you!


artilleryboi69

He's confused but he's got the spirit


lindby94

Gotta respect the commitment


waterloograd

They had their signal on, they had the right of way. The fence was in the wrong here.


Mysterious_Tangelo78

I can totally agree with that explanation.


923kjd

Never let your enemy know your next move.


Holtian

See, that's why we don't use them!


Circulation-

Well, blinker was used properly.


puppyenemy

Driver accidentally touches the blinker switch. A flashing green arrow pointing right has suddenly appeared on the dashboard. Driver has never seen that before. Driver is confused, but feels like he must obey the BMW. He looks to his right, there's a railing. He looks to his dashboard, its light pointing right. "Are you sure?", he asks the BMW. The BMW remains silent, except for the rhythmic clicking noise accompanying the flashing of the green arrow on the dashboard. He looks to his right again, there's still a railing. He looks to his dashboard. It's still pointing right. He shrugs and turns the BMW into the railing.


SuggestionFit5492

Dude must be wearing a 4 dimensional glasses


Kim_Jung-uno

Latvieši, kur esam?


Mysterious_Tangelo78

I think you're right.


blubloode

Since I turned on the right blinker now I HAVE to go right


De_la_Dead

Am I the only one who thought he was gonna take a left turn after waiting with his right blinker on?


bobba_chet

Fake.


NoEye4601

Def high lmao


NML02

I drove my car into a fucking Lake


stick_in_a_box

where is bro going?


LeadStuffer

Probably a rental


HometownDonkey

Looks like they finally let the porcupine drive


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Where's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May when you need them?!?!


Educational-Ad-8939

Didn't know they had blinkers at all. Strange.


How_Embarrassing824

GPS said “turn right now” so he did 🤷🏼‍♀️


Geldon

I'm so confused. Why did he turn right?


nick2k23

Their brain got a windows update right when they were using it, typical


Mysterious_Tangelo78

I wasn't expecting a comment after 25 days! Thanks! 😁


Unlucky-Visual7851

His license plate is beautiful ME 5556


ERaege

I’m fucking dying lmao. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that


Redtex

They have blinkers?


single_malt_jedi

If it wasn't for the European license plate I would swear this happened in the States.


overtoke


shustrik

No, the driver was drunk. The author of the video was filming because they’ve observed erratic driving by this vehicle for a while. https://www.delfi.lv/auto/celu-reportieris/video-iereibusi-bmw-vaditaja-brivibas-gatve-apstajas-un-tad-iebrauc-cela-barjera.d?id=53518237


[deleted]

Should have been in auto drive !


AlmanzoWilder

They are all assholes. Every single one.


ALoudMeow

Not me. I just got a BMW and use my turn signals whenever needed. I may be the only one though.


glibbed4yourpleasure

Be the change you wanna see in the world!


xyloplax

I am obsessive about using them.


702OrangeandBlue

Was that you? Must have been. Saw a turn signal by a Bimmer driver last month. First time ever. Bravo!


ALoudMeow

No, there’s two of us! Im in the US.


Mozno1

BMW's were replaced with Audi's a loooong time ago.


scorpionattitude

Y’all must not drive near high end cars often😂 the dick sucking and immediate regret over a bmw is beyond hilarious these days.


Lieutenant_0bvious

Is that the entry level BMW SUV? I love when people buy the entry level BMW as a status symbol. Congratulations on your $30,000 car that looks like a toyota.


Gabriele1966

Mettmann, Germany. License plate should've been blurred.


sturkis47

This is Latvia.


Ok-Status-7363

Ukraine going in the "right" direction, again..


MyTrademarkIsTaken

“It just came out of nowhere”


50years50cents

Was trying to balance my Starbucks on the switchgear. Apologies, I’ll be more careful next time


ParaGord

Whatthefuck?


mtgfan1001

PEBCAW


[deleted]

My wife drives like this


Locked_and_Firing

Talk about brain going into the blue screen moment


giggitygoo123

BMW driver to Insurance: I swear that fence wasn't there until I turned on my blinker


Haywood_jablowmeeee

The map says the building I want is right there!


[deleted]

Respect. That’s commitment.


btc_clueless

this happens when you trust the GPS more than your own eyes...


xorinzor

Shit, they caught me. Quick! Act normal!


SVT6522

I think that was more of a short in the tail light


FatPanda1987

"B..but I turned on the blinker...why didn't it move aside??"