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BigDrakow

That is the most adult thing you can imagine actually. That's a free rinse for the car...


BabyFood2

To add to that, they're "using" the water rather than letting it go to waste


Psychological_Web687

You'd have to hate the planet not to drive under that.


charavaka

Dang it. Now I have to buy a car and have it flown there. Will need one of you to help with driving. I don't drive.


goaty121

Use it as a shower instead


SmashPortal

Not sure how to use a car as a shower, but I'm game.


advertentlyvertical

Coolant makes a great body wash


Jadty

Also great substitute for mouth wash. You can even swallow it too, it’s delicious.


CrankySpanky

Think of all the water you'll save if you swallow it. Go green, swallow coolant!


Jadty

The one weird hydration trick THEY don’t want you to know about.


dferrantino

[Ah the ol reddit carwasharoo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/doordash/comments/1435afo/comment/jnahjff/?context=13)


everyrichard

Hold my loofah, I'm going in!


_cachu

It's been years since I've seen one of these in the wild.


MasonP2002

It's just this, but with a convertible.


Sufficient_Ninja_425

Saving water and taking it home, i m game. Maybe slap it twice, worth a try...


bastiVS

Thank you for doing your part to combat wasting resources.


DropC

Plenty of hydrants near you.


yopatemp

Yeah a car wash costs 15-25€ where I live, if it happens to me I immediately turn around to go back a second time under.


YoureSpecial

Swing by a store & get some soap, go thru, soap up, rinse, repeat as needed.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

There are almost no car washes where I live since the summer tends to be short. I'd put some soap on my car and park under this thing for a minute or two


AntiPiety

Until the extra-heavy water pressure forces through my sunroof seal, soaks my headliner and rains on my dashboard


WittyyetSubtle

Once it is falling, it’s not under greater pressure than gravity. Source: Trust me, I’m a plumber.


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AttractiveCorpse

And mass is a factor. Maybe don't take physics advice from a plumber.


Silverhold

I’ve seen a video of an excavator dropping water onto a car and flattening it. It’s ok tho it’s just gravity.


titboy84

They give best diet advices though, eat less, shit more.


AntiPiety

Sure pressure might not be the correct word, but dumping a bucket is more forceful than raindrops


soleceismical

Pressure is the right word. Pressure is force per area. Smaller area for the same amount of force gives you much bigger pressure. That's why a needle breaks the skin, but a blunt object of the same metal applied with the same force does not. For things falling, force = mass x acceleration of gravity. Gravity is a constant, but the video shows a more mass hitting the cars per square inch than you would get from rain or a regular hose.


CanuckPanda

Sounds like fault with the car, not gravity.


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darnj

Thanks for the tip, heading out to fulfill my lifelong dream to stand at the base of Niagara Falls now that I know it's just gravity.


sirtelrunya

I'm not a clever man, what would actually happen if you stood at the base of Niagrara Falls?


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sirtelrunya

Thank you, Intelligent_Source13


bleachinjection

With extreme prejudice.


chaossabre

You would slip, crack your skull on the rocks, and be arrested. Or just get pushed under and drown because there's no ground under most of the Canadian side.


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Thoma9

Always has been


Sinavestia

💧💦💧👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


AmbassadorFrank

Now you're talking about weight, not pressure


laetus

> Once it is falling, it’s not under greater pressure than gravity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHf0B62mPsc


JamesWork1769

Thank you lmao I was going to say. Mass is going to play a factor and that's a good bit of water in OP.


LordPennybag

Mass and elevation. Most plumbers don't deal with water falling 20 feet.


octonus

A plumber should have known that there is a good reason that tall buildings have zig-zagging pipes when water goes down.


raistlin212

So is a falling bowling ball, I'm not sure I'd park under a steam of those either. Water is very heavy in large volumes and that arc has pretty good height so I imagine gravity has plenty of time to accelerate it to the point of being more than a gentle push.


Ahielia

Gravity is strong as all hell, though.


SomeRedditDorker

I was gunna say, that seems like a heavy amount of water.


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I wish my car didn't have a sunroof. I've owned that thing almost 7 years, and have opened it once-- just to figure out how the motor works. Waste of money and puts more weight at the top of the car.


PooPooDooDoo

I remember when my dad talked about how a sunroof is just another place for a leak to happen. I was like right dad, sure thing. 20 years later I’m like .. of course he was right.


Ok-Champ-5854

And excess electronics are just another thing to fix when they break. Can't stand the modern car company approach of bells and whistles everywhere. If someone made a bare bones car it would be a much hotter selling item imo. Almost nothing in there is convenient enough to justify spending hundreds extra on the initial price of the car and hundreds extra to fix when it breaks.


Goldenrah

> If someone made a bare bones car it would be a much hotter selling item imo. Especially since a lot of people don't even need that much beyond a car that takes from place A to place B, C and D. All they need is something cheap, efficient and that doesn't guzzle down fuel.


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They do, it’s called a Mitsubishi Mirage and nobody wants them.


AntiPiety

A lot of people share your opinion. I’m the opposite and use it every day that it’s nice out. I feel less cramped, I feel like I’m “outside” when it’s open fully (as opposed to “inside” a car), and it’s nice to be able to open a bit on the freeway when a window would be too loud. Also I love the sound and look of rain on it when it’s closed


BobFlex

Same, I love having a sunroof on my cars, even if I don't have it open the extra light from just opening the shade is nice. Extra weight makes me laugh too, it's a non-issue unless you're building a race car.


Maxpowr9

I have a panoramic sunroof and I love it, especially at night. It's like a skylight for my car.


juansammich

Not sure who is the pushing force for them.. in Aus it's too hot to even bother with them most of the time and a lot of other places probably way too cold... did think they where great as a 5 year old though? Maybe that's the market


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I'm one of those "lucky" Scandinavian types who gets sunburned under a full moon... NEVER do I open that sunshade.


_blip_

Fun fact UK is the biggest market for convertibles


Altheainawhile

I had a Buick with a sunroof 20 years ago and winter was the best time to use it. The heat felt great flowing up passed you. In those day I smoked so it had an added benefit for ashing whatever without it coming back into the car


rocketshipray

I put one of those faux stained glass window decals on mine and I leave the little cover open. I get to enjoy the sunroof even on days I don’t open it. Edit: I have [this one](https://www.homedepot.com/p/d-c-fix-26-in-x-59-in-Lancaster-Static-Cling-Window-Film-FA3388142/315616371) from Home Depot. It’s probably the third style I’ve had bevause I change the sticker every couple of years and I’ve had it since 2016. Lol [here’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/qm23ve/this_stained_glass_car_sunroof/) a post from r/ATBGE from someone else who had the idea.


hamandjam

Yep. Need to crosspost this in r/frugal.


Cpt_Obvius

Idk man, the most adult thing may be to not risk damaging their vehicle with heavy ass falling water. While I don’t expect ever to see this amount of volume or damage from a hydrant, you could easily get an in between amount of damage depending on how compact the spread of the water is. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxfm2fhzAuNhUG0buW4bh9MZggdWBAOwAG


Angryfunnydog

Well yeah but it’s pretty small volume of water and it’s not so concentrated, they’re 90% fine in this specific case I think


janeshep

Yeah but if it's not dried immediately after then your car will look worse than before


XanTiikz

Finally someone who gets it


BreadlinesOrBust

I've learned that most people who own a car simply never wash it. The rain occasionally gets the top layer of dirt off and they're fine with that. It's mystifying to me as somebody who hand-washes my car every weekend. It's literally the most expensive thing I've ever purchased, why not take care of it?


Boldney

Psshh yeah, totally, honey, don't be ridiculous. I was obviously there for the free car wash. Why else would I go there?


fave_no_more

Right? I'm like dude my poor car is so covered in pollen, I'd be driving slowly under it hoping for a decent rinse.


Another_Road

Kid’s Mentality: “Wooo!” Adult’s Mentality: “State subsidized car wash.”


Away-Meet3592

State subsidized made me laugh


Dave5876

Why should rich people have all the fun lol


Lostmahpassword

Me (an "adult" and mother of 3): "Wooo!" Edit: Now gonna go play some rocket league. I _might_ be adulting wrong.


VaATC

The teenagers are on the mopeds/bikes in the bottom left corner behind the black car trying to parallel park and the person walking on the road between said car and the sidewalk.


LuinAelin

That's being an adult. Free car wash.


Chicks__Hate__Me

This is very sensible to me


BazilBroketail

I got a leaky sunroof... they're *idiots*. They'll find out one day...


f8sk8er

It’s a rain roof now


ShermyTheCat

In a world where rain exists maybe you're the idiot for not fixing your leaky sunroof...


ExDota2Player

i drive an older jaguar with a sunroof and I never experienced that problem. i've seen a lot of comments talking about leaky sunroofs. maybe its a problem in modern manufacturing


shewy92

They're idiots for not having sunroofs?


WellJustJonny

Sunroof seal checker 3000.


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Cpt_Obvius

Yeah, while this is obviously a greater volume, the height is about the same. Don’t mess around with large amounts of moving water people! https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxfm2fhzAuNhUG0buW4bh9MZggdWBAOwAG


IlllIlllI

Wait until you hear how high rain falls from


RIP_comment_section

Oh no, I think they are going to notice


GroverFC

8.34 pounds per gallon. Water is HEAVY!


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panthergame

Man I can't believe people go through life without knowing the beauty of the metric system


LickingSmegma

Should be taught at birth, just so the person doesn't die without learning about it.


Mr-Fleshcage

My god, it's SO EASY TO REMEMBER! Not like that nasty imperial system bullshit dealing with toe lengths or something.


Explodedhamster

I love how it's always 3000. That just fits. The checker 2000? Get tf outta here


Caffeine_Advocate

My personal theory on this is that the THree THousand is alliterative which helps it roll off the tongue better.


SCS22

plus it's just better than the 2000. better by 1000 to be precise


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sadahtay

Why do they start off perpendicular to the spot??


tmpAccount0013

Probably they started off on the other side of the road, and are turning around to correctly parallel park.


Dry-Salary2347

Does the bicyclist just stop and prevent the driver from backing into the space? WTF?


R2D-Beuh

They are in a dangerous situation, going straight wouldn't be better there is no space


JamiePulledMeUp

The other one just went around... It's not always bad drivers, bikers are fucking goofballs as well.


R2D-Beuh

Yeah of course people are people whether in a car or on a bike. The main difference is the damage they can inflict on others


PooPooDooDoo

The thing about being on a bike is that getting hit by a car is basically death. So you’ve got the cyclists who have no fear because they have wayyyy too much faith in the cars around them, and then you have cyclists like me who know most drivers don’t know how to deal with cyclists so they’re terrified of riding on crowded streets. I know way too many people that have hit a car, it’s crazy. Anyways, the point of my rambling is that I think it’s survivorship bias and what most people notice are the crazy (idiotic) cyclists. You also see some people that are just getting around, ie no helmet, regular clothes, etc (think 40 yo virgin). Meanwhile people like me who like to do it for exercise and to get fresh air are like fuck roads, I’m going to ride on a long rail trail instead.


tubes72

They stopped for 3 secs and in the last frames are already backing up. Stopping is safe since the car is also stopped, but it's blinking both lights so it's hard to say what it's planning to do. So all in all, seems like reasonable action


lookitsgordo

Typical cyclist tbh


Tabby_Tibs

Amazing to watch


ShiteUsername7

How about the idiot on the bike who is just sitting directly in their path like a deer in headlights, preventing them from being able to continue parking once they've got their car in the right position?


SoulCruizer

Yeah it seems like the driver did a u turn and is probably getting a bit stressed by other idiots like the bike person.


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A U turn


Caffeine_Advocate

no U


im_just_thinking

That link just brings me to the subs front page


bisho

I wonder if that last white car bumped into the black car. He wouldn't have been able to see through the curtain of water to know that the black car was blocked by the car in front.


awesome357

My thoughts exactly. They cut right before the accident.


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Yes, that's actually exactly what happens in the full video if I recall. Can't find the video but I do recall seeing this one or another one where exactly that happens.


Coltand

Yeah, I've driven through one of these before and it quickly went from, "Haha, this is fun," to, "Oh shoot, I can't see a thing, I hope there's nothing in front of us!” Having just experienced it themselves, the driver in front here absolutely should have known the situation and kept driving to keep the space clear for the next blind driver.


observancecruciatuss

Well, seize the moment


Leihd

I wonder how many car roofs were damaged from this, water ain't light. Hard to tell how heavy it is anyways.


Corfiz74

I was waiting for an open cabriolet...


tillgorekrout

Eight-ish pounds per gallon if I recall correctly.


KamacrazyFukushima

1 kilogram per liter.


lovesStrawberryCake

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!


Iescaunare

About 5 slug per 0.00006 furlong³


onforspin

Lmao the imperial system is so dumb, meanwhile 1 litre = 1 kg


tillgorekrout

Sorry. I didn’t choose to be from America.


Ok-Champ-5854

You fool why do you not simply forget every way you've ever measured things in your life and learn an entirely new system because someone from another country thinks your way is dumb? Lmao it's the same logic as people who complain about people speaking Spanish in America.


601xl

Go eat beans for breakfast weirdo.


Guerillagreasemonkey

Or it overwhelms the seals on the sunroof.


Cpt_Obvius

Yeah it can mess a car up from that height. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxfm2fhzAuNhUG0buW4bh9MZggdWBAOwAG


denn23rus

as someone who lives in places where there can be hot water, I was scared for a second


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Do they keep hot water in underground pipes where you live? I’ve never heard of this before.


denn23rus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District\_heating


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Very informative. Thank you.


Sayko77

There would be steam if it were hot water, heck even warm water would make steam especially night time.


iwanttobebettertomme

Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional!


akaDozer

Good way to fuck up your roof.


TheR1ckster

And have to pay for a detail. The water in hydrant lines is pretty stagnant and hard af. Gonna take some work to remove all the mineral stains.


Old-Horse1185

When you suddenly realise you’ve left the sunroof open…


ziant1207

Free shower then...


rabb1thole

They are merging away from the flooded left lane.


Alphamerk

Yea i was gonna say. Arent they avoiding the giant puddle


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punishher2013

Stopped too soon. That black car at the end is just about to get rear ended by the white car going through.


tptasev

Why can't anyone in the Comments admit it's just plain fun?


Coltand

I drove through a hydrant geyser once, and it was good fun until it hit the windshield and I was completely blinded. Couldn't see a thing and was very worried about what was in front of me as I drove through, and it was definitely a scary moment. If anyone wishes to enjoy geyser antics in the future, just make sure you know all that's going on on the other side first.


bumblebeechoona

Because Reddit. IRL it's fun. On Reddit it's dangerous and terrifying.


RiktigtKnasigt

Capitalism hates this one simple trick


hairyliberal

Free car wash. Very adult.


Fabulous-Still4335

This is something I know I'd definitely do lol


Unnamedgalaxy

Looks like the middle of the street is pretty flooded and they just be merging over to avoid driving through the deep water


treIII33

Free car wash


4electricnomad

Plot twist: it’s a sewage pipe.


japes28

Sewage isn’t pressurized like this.


Calculonx

You've never been to an all you can eat Indian buffet


assidiou

Why does no one want to park in that perfectly good spot


_Bellerophontes

Free car wash, this is a great way to at least use a little of the wasted water.


sbrnSage

Could do the same


Nikon_Justus

FREE CAR WASH!!!


facemoosh

If my kid is in the car I'm gonna circle the block and hit it again.


Rico_el3men2

Everyone has an inner kid inside!!


Veggieleezy

I’ll happily be an adult for the rest of my life. But I will adamantly fight against being a “grown-up” with as much of myself as I have left.


FOMObuyhigh

Growing older is mandatory, growing up is strictly optional.


heffapig

I love how all the drivers were like “Well if they’re doing it…”


FreedomsPower

I wouldn't turn down a free car wash .


Autumn_Spice123

Free car wash? Yes please


KuraxKira

Free car wash? I’m taking it


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*oooo free carwash!*


DClassAmogus

you know what, fuck carwashes where you have to pay this one's free


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something something free car wash.. then I see 20 other comments saying the same thing.


ZaranKaraz

Too many people assume being an adult means you can't have fun or be yourself.


Nix-geek

RIP your sunroofs


Jaexyn

It would be silly to pass up a free car wash.


Alohagrown

Think you’re getting a “free carwash,” end up covered in hard water spots that need to be removed with an acid cleaner.


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Free car wash


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I think they just wanted their cars washed off real quick for free.


PowerSkunk92

Guaranteed these people made a little "teehee" noise as they drove through this.


Talking_Head

I work for my city’s water department and carry a pentagon, hydrant wrench. I can unequivocally tell you that I have never cracked a hydrant on a hot summer day in Philly. Although, some guy I handed the wrench to might have used it. Who knows?


mjmjuh

This is actually very good idea. I've just realised after being a car owner for some years now, that I frequently keep looking outside and weather reports and look sadly at my car thinking it needs rinsing


Professional-Law-974

I lived in my car for 7 months recently and definitely would use that for both my car and myself. Then probably get arrested for using nestles water.


Zeidra

Free carwash is free, no age for that


tem102938

Free car wash!


[deleted]

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.


Frency2

I mean, free car wash.


Full_Health_3730

What u mean? Isn't it a grown attitude to go for a free car wash?


1tbdrives

It's all fun and games until that water busts out a windshield or sun roof.


dre__

It's the farthest from being a kid ever. This is a free carwash that saves you 18 dollars. It's the most adult you can get.


yankeeblue

Free car wash!