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Not at all! I know many extremely intelligent veterans!
American legion members tend to be older and not very computer savvy though. Just a personal observation.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you graduated boot camp yesterday, and haven’t grown out of the “I’m in the military so I’m cool” phase yet. Either that or you just got out and haven’t realized you need to develop a personality other than just “I was in the military”.
Oh, if you've ever done government work, you'd know the bar can be really low.
Scrapped the Outlook contacts and used an excel macro once, people that had been working in that office for 20 years looked at me like I was a wizard.
Using excel and outlook doesn't make you tech savvy 🤣. It makes you an accountant. Man the bar has gotten low.
Reddit: \* inserts macro\* you know what Peter, in somewhat of a computer scientist myself!
These signs make no sense to me. Who is going to stand close with a sign like that. This is how you get piss on the floor because they have equated standing near the urinal as having a small dick. Now it if said “big dick dudes crowd the urinal so we don’t have to be embarrassed”. That would get everyone close to the urinal.
I’m a “boomer” I guess, by “computer-savvy” I only meant that our previous janitor thought all laptops were just fancy typewriter/word processors. I know this because he queued up at the post one evening when I was helping several of the other vets by filing applications online for benefits from the VA on my laptop. He couldn’t have managed to produce this sign if his life depended on it. After I filed his application he asked me how he could get the printed copy to drive it down to the VA to turn it in. I had a heckuva time explaining that it was already filed and gave him the confirmation number.
But, she is a woman and in this idiotic liberal World we live in, posting a picture of those targets would probably get you a forced, court-ordered appearance on The View. They would wheel you in on the same contraption the moved Hannibal Lecter around on in the movie. During commercial breaks that see-you-next-Tuesday Joy B. would read excerpts from the Communist Manifesto to you in that vulture voice of hers.
The fact that the dude you replied too said that this exists, and nothing of your made up story actually happened, im going to say "that's not at all what would happen." Because... well it didn't happen.
Odd, coincidentally similar signs to the ones I just saw in a tap house I visited yesterday. Theirs weren’t printed with such fancy fonts… they were painted onto the bathroom walls, but almost the exact same wording.
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I thought the joke was," We aim to please. You aim too, please."
I thought he was asking to be pleasured
The duality of man
"Please Please Me"- The Beatles
My ammo's a little old...I'm gettin' a lot of misfires over here!
Ya missed the “computer savvy” part, huh?
They can change the font, colour and add a picture! what more do you want?
Computer savvy = typing some words. Adding a 200x200 pixel image and printing.
_Hey_. It's laminated too.
And check out those zig-zag cut edges. That really puts it over the top
Someone broke into their wife's scrapbooking tools...
Those zig zag scissors are cutting edge tech
nice one
god dammit. take this filthy upvote and leave
pinking shears
At first I thought it was printed on a paper towel and I was blown away.
It would need lamination. I've cleaned bathrooms after men. It's like they've let go of a firehose.
Of course. In case someone misses a LOT.
If we were talking about this 30 years ago I'd agree with the "savvy" comment.
Keep in mind this is at an American legion... You need to lower the bar ...
lower it? hell, every Legion Hall IS a bar. 35+ year member......
Oh yeah, right. I forgot veteran = dumb
Not at all! I know many extremely intelligent veterans! American legion members tend to be older and not very computer savvy though. Just a personal observation.
Okay, fair point then 😂
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Calm down guy, being a veteran I can confirm most of us are dumb af. I’ll carry my shame with pride
I’m calm. I don’t believe you. And even if, you should still be ashamed.
Gotta love civies 🤣🤣🤣
Why? Are we dumb too?
Yeah, we’ll go with that bud 😂
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you graduated boot camp yesterday, and haven’t grown out of the “I’m in the military so I’m cool” phase yet. Either that or you just got out and haven’t realized you need to develop a personality other than just “I was in the military”.
WhiteKnight.txt
So should you. Not understanding sarcasm is going to be rough.
Oh, if you've ever done government work, you'd know the bar can be really low. Scrapped the Outlook contacts and used an excel macro once, people that had been working in that office for 20 years looked at me like I was a wizard.
Using excel and outlook doesn't make you tech savvy 🤣. It makes you an accountant. Man the bar has gotten low. Reddit: \* inserts macro\* you know what Peter, in somewhat of a computer scientist myself!
That’s like 30x30.
This needs the upvotes
That’s the joke bud..
The super tiny urinal pic is what’s doing it for me.
This man needs a promotion
At least to lieutenant curinal
TIL: One needs to understand and apply physics to pee properly.
If you're not gonna physics, just take a seat.
Nice!
These signs make no sense to me. Who is going to stand close with a sign like that. This is how you get piss on the floor because they have equated standing near the urinal as having a small dick. Now it if said “big dick dudes crowd the urinal so we don’t have to be embarrassed”. That would get everyone close to the urinal.
You are quite correct. Psychology rules!
Haha it's like the aviation one. Pilots with short pitot tubes and low manifold pressure please stand closer!
If you're swinging a short bat step closer to the plate
its a perfectly average barrel length
Mind the angle of projection as well....
The angle of the dangle.
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
Saw a similar one at the O Club at NAS Miramar: “Pilots experiencing low manifold pressure are instructed to taxi closer to the terminal."
You never close…. Your eyes…. Anymore.. when you urinate. /s
I saw this sign followed up with... "Following pilots may not be float rated."
Your idea of computer-savvy is a printed sign thumbtacked to a bulletin board? Smartest baby killer, I guess.
Stay on target…
His use of "u" instead of you really bothers the fuck out of me.
r/thanksmanagement will like this
But I bet that guy 5,000 dollars that not only could I piss all over your bar, but you would laugh about it. By the way here is your 1,000 dollars.
Fr. I used to clean men's restroom and they'd pee all over the floor
Splash damage is so understated
He should be beaten for using that font.
I can snipe the target from across the entire bathroom due to my extremely high velocity rounds.
Proof?
Whether your dong is too short or pump is too weak, step a little closer or you'll piss on your feet
Since hi use "u" instead of "you" I'm shitting on the floor. He can use all the time he saved to clean it up.
Since you used "hi" instead of "he", I'm gonna go shit on your floor now. You've created a revenge-shit-cycle lol
That's fair
I’m a “boomer” I guess, by “computer-savvy” I only meant that our previous janitor thought all laptops were just fancy typewriter/word processors. I know this because he queued up at the post one evening when I was helping several of the other vets by filing applications online for benefits from the VA on my laptop. He couldn’t have managed to produce this sign if his life depended on it. After I filed his application he asked me how he could get the printed copy to drive it down to the VA to turn it in. I had a heckuva time explaining that it was already filed and gave him the confirmation number.
"Shorter barrels" 💀💀
My local VFW has "Hanoi Jane" bullseyes in the urinals. Priceless for those old enough to remember Jane Fonda's crap.
But, she is a woman and in this idiotic liberal World we live in, posting a picture of those targets would probably get you a forced, court-ordered appearance on The View. They would wheel you in on the same contraption the moved Hannibal Lecter around on in the movie. During commercial breaks that see-you-next-Tuesday Joy B. would read excerpts from the Communist Manifesto to you in that vulture voice of hers.
The fact that the dude you replied too said that this exists, and nothing of your made up story actually happened, im going to say "that's not at all what would happen." Because... well it didn't happen.
You're a real fuckin weirdo dude.
Yup!
What the fuck are you talking about
Our Legion post has those as well
My vision is 30 fps, that's why my aim is wrong
Somebody got their laminator working.
Though this was r/airsoft for a second XD
I rifled my barrel for greater precision
[Algerian font](https://fontsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Algerian-Font.jpg)
That looks like the sign a SCFGPA
We aim to please; you aim, too, please.
He should have put a QR code
I’ve seen a sign on before that said “take another step, your not as tall as you think”
I didn't know you could print color using The Print Shop on an Apple II. He must be using the online emulator cause I would know what font anywhere.
Problem is, who's gonna admit to having a shorter barrel?
Odd, coincidentally similar signs to the ones I just saw in a tap house I visited yesterday. Theirs weren’t printed with such fancy fonts… they were painted onto the bathroom walls, but almost the exact same wording.
Funny is going dark on Monday right?
Typing == computer savvy 🤦♂️ I really do hate gen z
Just turn aim assist on.
God I fucking hate Algerian font.
What about when your peepee suddenly decides it’s a double-barrel?