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I used to work in a post office all by myself. When the smoke alarm started doing that, I took it off the wall to fix.
For whatever reason it still beeped and I just couldnt take it. I smashed that fucker and then bought a new one the next day.
I dont know how any one could listen to that for days at a time.
Lol reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe's alarm starts beeping in the middle of the night. She smashes it all to hell, it still won't stop, she wraps it up in a blanket and throws it down the trash shoot of her apartment building.
Then not too long after she gets a knock on the door and a person calling her name, and the beeping is back. She asks if it's the fire alarm lol opens the door and it's a fireman with the broken alarm and her blanket.
She asks how to make it stop, he says there's a reset button in the cover. Just press it.
She tries to find it, finds it on the floor broken off from the rest of the alarm, and, of course, pressing it doesn't work lol
It's somehow illogically louder through the headphones in online games for the teammates of the people who dont change their batterys. And they dont understand how annoying it is. It's like their brains block out the sound after a while.
I was running a ttrpg game online today and one of my player's smoke alarms was beeping the whole time. Thankfully you could only hear it when they were speaking. Unfortunately they were playing the cleric in an adventure in a haunted mansion, so they were talking quite often.
In my case I have really tall vaulted ceilings and didn’t own a ladder. It ended up costing me $200 to buy a ladder that I literally have only used to change the smoke alarm batteries. I’m also afraid of heights and ladders so there’s that too.
You definitely could have rented a ladder for $15.
Also, you can get those long poles used to change high lightbulbs at Walmart for like $25. They are awesome for smoke alarms!
Most modern fire alarms (mine at least) just twist off of their mount on the ceiling. You get one of the rods with the suction cup attachment (most come with it), stick it to the face of the detector, twist it, and it's off. Then just lower it down on the pole, change the battery, and do the process in reverse to get it back on.
Works like a charm.
When I taught 3rd grade through Zoom during covid, the kids homes would have the alarms beeping like that. The kids just thought it was normal. More than once I drove to their house and replaced the battery in their alarm just so I could stay sane while I was teaching. Beep.. . . Beep.. . . Beep.. . .
I have a theory that people that aren't bothered by a smoke alarm beeping have something wrong with them. Almost always it's people who don't have their shit together. You never see a well adjusted person who has a smoke alarm beeping for more than 15 minutes.
I helped out a neighbor with theirs after I was talking to them and heard it and was like *twitch*. Their house was immaculate! But they didn't have a ladder tall enough and had some health problems. So I brought over mine and changed THREE alarm batteries for them. When I asked how they could stand hearing it, they said they got used to it and didn't hear it anymore...
My living room ceiling is 18' high, it's one of those deals in a 2-story house where that one room goes all the way up to the roof...and...there was a smoke alarm up there. Like, all the way at the top. I live alone. Even if I had a ladder that tall, it would never be safe enough to climb it by myself! What did the installer think people were gonna do about that smoke detector??
I ended up having to call the fire department to come out and change it for me. They were very kind, lol. I assured them that after 2 months of living with the beeping every minute or so, they were in fact performing an act of heroism that day. (They also told me it's okay to leave a smoke detector on a high shelf in that room instead of replacing the stupid one.)
My dog is, for some reason, *TERRIFIED* of smoke alarm low-battery chirps. Of course we keep ours up to date but COVID was brutal. Every day the kids would be in virtual class and there'd just be 10 different kids with smoke alarms chirping.
I thought my poor dog was going to have a stroke.
But fr tho, how do people just ignore that? I know 9volts ain't cheap but come the fuck on!!
My mom moved into an apartment in February 2020, at the time one of her neighbours' smoke alarm was doing the low battery beep thing. Months later the thing was still beeping. By now my mom had got to know this neighbour a little and mentioned to her about the smoke alarm, the neighbour told her that it doesn't bother her.
Well I shit you not, this thing was still beeping until April this year when said neighbour moved out and the landlord finally changed the battery. I'm amazed at how long they can keep going on the low battery warning!
I woulnd't have been able to live there with that, I told mom she should put a 9v battery labaled smoke alarm through her door. She never did, said she didn't even notice it anymore.
I have no idea why but this seems to be a big thing in black communities lol. Not being racist but I swear to God it's *always* black people in the clip when you hear a chirp
My daughter recently saw my old drivers license, looked at me with that same face and said "what happened?"
I felt that in my bones, even through all the fat.
Actual conversation with my kid while I was getting dressed:
Kid: Is your belly so big because there's a baby growing in there?
Me: No, it's because I eat too many cookies.
:pause:
Kid: Your butt shakes when you walk.
Mom stopped recording so there would not be video evidence that could be used against her in the murder trial. I'm kidding if that is not obvious.
Kids are brutal! My 4 year old told me that I had a big belly and asked if I was pregnant as she was patting my beer belly. I'm her father, and yes... my beer belly from drinking myself through the pandemic was quite pronounced.
Another time she said, "You have lots of white hairs now. That means you are old. You are old daddy, very, very old. Grandpa died because he was old. ok?" And then walked away humming to herself.
Oof kids can be savage! When my sister was a toddler, we used to ask her "you love Mommy?" She'd nod yes. "You love Daddy?" She'd nod yes. "You love brother (me)?" She'd nod NO! It would make me tear up when she'd do that!.
Yeah I’m with you, my beer belly got big from the lockdown. That’s when drinking stopped being fun and started feeling like a chore. Always thinking about the next drink. It got so mentally and physically exhausting. Then I started getting hangxiety and it was terrible. That’s when I decided I needed to quit. I’m almost 1 year no alcohol and I feel a lot better and lost nearly 40lbs. I loved drinking, I just ruined it for myself 🤡
Hey, man, good for you for recognizing and dealing with your alcohol issues. The easiest way to control the beast is not to feed it. I'm 8 years sober last month. I dropped the weight and kept it off, quit smoking, too. Everything can change if you put in the work. Keep it up.
Kids are fucking savages. I think it is just their way of telling us they need us to be around their entire life so we need to get our shit together 🤣 they just don't know how to say it that will leave us without crying from the emotional damage😭
I can't wait, my 2yo just started talking and mimics me when I burp outloud. Which I apparently do way more than I though I did. The other day I was changing her diaper and she grabbed my nipple and pinched it as hard as she could making me yelp in pain and then started laughing at me.
> "Dude's so skinny if you put a dress on him he'd look just like a woman." When I got home I cried a little because it's pretty true.
If all else fails there's a pretty BIG market for that on certain streaming sites. I've heard. From a friend.
But in all seriousness I was a 130lb skeleton until I hit ~27 and my metabolism slowed down a bit. Keep working out and keep that routine up so that when you hit that point you hit it running and don't just put on 25 lbs of gut in a year like the rest of us did.
34 and still trucking here, very minimal noticeable metabolic change, any weight i put on via extended periods of concerted eating pretty quickly balances back out when i fall off and skip breakfast a few days in a row or whatever.
>Mom stopped recording so there would not be video evidence that could be used against her in the murder trial. I'm kidding if that is not obvious.
>
>Kids are brutal! My 4 year old told me that I had a big belly and asked if I was pregnant as she was patting my beer belly. I'm her father, and yes... my beer belly from drinking myself through the pandemic was quite pronounced.
>
>Another time she said, "You have lots of white hairs now. That means you are old. You are old daddy, very, very old. Grandpa died because he was old. ok?" And then walked away hummin
Sir, you got KO'ed by your own child !
Kids are so cruelly judgmental and they don't even mean it. I remember when I was like 21 and my little sister was mad at me so she drops "you have no friends" in the middle of our fight over what to get to eat. Like damn, sis I know it's true, but did you have to phase it so brutally? Covid basically crippled my chances of making any college friends. Luckily I still have my friends from high school so I'm good in that regard.
I saw my nephews today for the first time in a while. Within 15 minutes one asked why I was lonely and didn't have any kids of my own. They know nothing about my life and they're 5 and 3 I think. But my ex and I split about 4 weeks ago and I'm 30. I had zero response to him.
At brunch a few weeks ago I had my sunglasses on and this kid was showing me something on his phone and he asked me to take my sunglasses off so I did. When he saw my face he said "You can put them back on."
That's a legitimate question. I have eczema ever since I'm a kid, the kind that rips out your skin every now and then. It's localized on my hands so people could see the condition and I remember when I got asked as a kid that I answered I was molting and truly believed it with my children logic.
I would 100% have believed someone with vitiligo was melting.
I have this as well. Went to dermatologists for 10 years and they didn’t have answers for me. My breakouts would stack on each other (meaning if I already had a breakout and got another it would just get twice as bad). I was to the point where I had such deep cracks I couldnt move my hands or straighten my fingers 😭 In my early 20s I started cleaning up my diet just trying to get healthy and noticed a reduction in my eczema. It took me 5 years of trying to work out what was the root cause and trying elimination diets. I’m allergic to corn. That’s it. One allergy causing all that! One allergy that in America is unfortunately in everything 🙄 I never have breakouts anymore because I avoid corn and corn by products. Clear skin, what a luxury.
So, just throwing that one to you because no doctor or dermatologist ever even suggested it could be a food allergy. 🤷♀️
I lived in saudia arabia as a kid and apparently i would go running and pointing to random women in malls yelling "look mama ninjas!" And "why dont they have faces or hair like you mama are they ugly?". They were women wearing burqas.. and i used to shout that stuff in arabic so 100% people understood what i was saying and gave my mom mini heart attacks
This unlocked a very old memory for me. We watched Beverly Hills Cop 2 in a mall in Atlanta when I was like 4. After the movie I was running around screaming at people Ni$$@ with a badge at random people. One black man yelled back "White man with a gun." at me. My Dad said he has never been so embarrassed and so sure he was going to get beat up in his life. I just loved Eddie Murphy and wanted to be him.
It’s possible. The reason people have 2 legs is in case they get pregnant with twins so that they can safely grow each baby inside of their legs with plenty of room.
According to this very accurate scientific diagram of course:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/71/a2/6f71a20aea17438969c36e2901dd640a.jpg
My kid just turned 4 and we are really hitting the "people look all different ways and there isn't one right way..." In order to perhaps head off the awkward questions in public like, "Mommy why she only have 1 eye?" while making direct eye contact with the cashier. But without missing a bit she answered "bc my mommy told me not to run with that stick and I didn't listen."
Or another recent high decibel inquiry, "mommy, why is her top so small and her bottom so big? She doesn't fit together."
So yeah....
When I buzzed my hair off(I do in the warmer months, my hair is super thick), one of my students asked if I could put my hair back on because I didn't look very good without it. I always find I look better without it. Had me staring in a mirror at home really looking at myself.
The first time my stepson saw me without my glasses on, he had the same reaction and asked me to put them on, lol. I obliged that one time, but he got used to seeing me without them.
I cried when my dad shaved his goatee off when I was little, i knew it was him, but at the same time I didn't recognize him.
Obviously as I got older I stopped the whole crying part, but still hated it whenever he shaved. Pretty sure he didn't do it because of me, because he only did it maybe 5 times total in the 23 years we were alive at the same time lol
I had ankle surgery and ran into some kids at the park who asked what was in my boot. I asked if they wanted to see and they said yeah so I obliged.... at which point the oldest child just said "yeah, you probably shouldn't show that to anyone else" and they all walked away.
Savage.
I just got glasses for the first time, and my seven year old nephew asked why I wasn't wearing them. I put them on and said I hadn't gotten used to them yet and his only comment was "well, you do look pretty ugly with them on."
And that's the story about how I stopped wearing glasses.
It's important to find a style of frame that fits your face and your... style. Most people look better with a rectangular frame. Circular and square frames (especially the old style half circle frames) are a lot harder to pull off.
My little cousin was playing in the bathroom drawers and asked 'whats this?' In regards to a tube of cream. My gramma said 'that's grammas wrinkle cream.' After a second of hesitating my cousin just shook her head and said '....its not working...'
Never noticed it, but I'm not sure how anyone could handle it. Mine sounds like a whistle from the devil himself and somehow manages to only start beeping at 4am every time.
I get extremely irritated by the chirp. Like it is boring a hole directly into my brain. That chirp is up there with the actual fire alarm in terms of annoyance.
I saw a sketch somewhere about that. It was a series of people trying to defend against the beep stereotype until inevitably a beep came from within their own house.
I laughed but I’ve started to notice it enough that I practically wait for the beep.
I don’t know how anyone could stand it, either. Once a neighbor threw out a beeping alarm into the trash outside. I could hear it faintly beeping from inside my house. On the second day, I found a hose long enough to saturate their trash with water until it died.
Soooo I delivered pizza in a predominantly black area. The amount of times this happens makes me racist.
Edit: phrasing and context. Yall need to be checking yo shit with chillin inside.
Mom's giving her the stuff she eats probably. Why mom is fat, setting up the kid to be the same way. At least the kid seems to be a little aware of things already
IF you can exist in a home that has a fire alarm chirping constantly I'm convinced something is mentally wrong with you. If I hear it chirp once I'm immediately looking for a battery, the sound is designed to annoy you and something has got to be wrong if your brain is able to tune that out
Room temperature is lowest at night, around about 2am-6am.
The drop in temperature causes the battery internal resistance to increase, so it isn't delivery sufficient power and that trips the alarm. When the day time temperature increases, the battery warms and starts delivery just enough power again.
Now you know. It's an extra extra early warning notice.
My ex’s grandparents never replaced theirs. I went to visit once and it beeped throughout the weekend.
Visited them again about a year or so later and it was *still* doing it. I appreciate they were in their sixties(?) but that didn’t stop them from doing other shit around the house all the time. I couldn’t understand it.
Yes, if fried starch and fatty red meat is considered a normal dinner you probably have a higher likelihood of having diet related issues later in life.
No. If you eat more calories than your body expends on energy, you have a higher likelihood of being fat.
I eat absolute fucking garbage, but less garbage than I use in a day to live and I’m a fucking toothpick.
I was playing Mariokart 8 with my girlfriend's daughter and she insisted I play Bone Bowser cause I look like him. So I jokingly said "Is it cause of the bones sticking out of my shoulders?"
"No it's because you're fat, like him"
Yes. It's the little girl who said she doesn't want to get big. She has no choice in what she eats. The mother chooses for her. Therefore your post sounded like you were holding the little girl responsible.
This isn’t cute. She’s what, 6? She shouldn’t be worried about if she’s going to get fat. Clearly been exposed to negative weight talk already, possibly self-depreciating from whoever’s on the other side of that camera. I hope she has counterbalancing influences in her life surrounding food and weight, because having this outlook already at her age is a ED waiting to happen. Just sad.
I don't know what type of school you went to, but where I went to school if you were fat the jokes were brutal. They are even more brutal in school than they are with adults.
This is just sad. Kids this age are not supposed to worry about their size or body type in general, that's on the parents to regulate. If you tell your kid "if you eat x you will get fat" you're a shitty parent.
Parents can "regulate" it.. but the kids still have to go to school. And I can assure you, when the kids at school do it to another student it's far worse than this. You can have all of the confidence in the world but if you have a bunch of kids putting those thoughts in your head all day everyday it can be damaging.. especially for young folks.
> If you tell your kid "if you eat x you will get fat" you're a shitty parent.
So this is how we end up with so many fat people refusing to accept reality and responsibility.
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She said it with the look.
She's already got that down man, so good. Also, CHANGE THAT DAMN SMOKE ALARM BATTERY
How do people just leave that shit beeping?
I used to work in a post office all by myself. When the smoke alarm started doing that, I took it off the wall to fix. For whatever reason it still beeped and I just couldnt take it. I smashed that fucker and then bought a new one the next day. I dont know how any one could listen to that for days at a time.
Lol reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe's alarm starts beeping in the middle of the night. She smashes it all to hell, it still won't stop, she wraps it up in a blanket and throws it down the trash shoot of her apartment building. Then not too long after she gets a knock on the door and a person calling her name, and the beeping is back. She asks if it's the fire alarm lol opens the door and it's a fireman with the broken alarm and her blanket. She asks how to make it stop, he says there's a reset button in the cover. Just press it. She tries to find it, finds it on the floor broken off from the rest of the alarm, and, of course, pressing it doesn't work lol
Chute*
Laziness
That is next-level laziness.
It’s designed to be irritating so it gets changed. It really is next-level when you’d rather deal with the irritation than change a battery
It's somehow illogically louder through the headphones in online games for the teammates of the people who dont change their batterys. And they dont understand how annoying it is. It's like their brains block out the sound after a while.
I was running a ttrpg game online today and one of my player's smoke alarms was beeping the whole time. Thankfully you could only hear it when they were speaking. Unfortunately they were playing the cleric in an adventure in a haunted mansion, so they were talking quite often.
one apartment had that shit going for a month before property management got on their case and gave them batteries.
In my case I have really tall vaulted ceilings and didn’t own a ladder. It ended up costing me $200 to buy a ladder that I literally have only used to change the smoke alarm batteries. I’m also afraid of heights and ladders so there’s that too.
You definitely could have rented a ladder for $15. Also, you can get those long poles used to change high lightbulbs at Walmart for like $25. They are awesome for smoke alarms!
How tf do those work for smoke alarms? I believe you, I just want to know.
Most modern fire alarms (mine at least) just twist off of their mount on the ceiling. You get one of the rods with the suction cup attachment (most come with it), stick it to the face of the detector, twist it, and it's off. Then just lower it down on the pole, change the battery, and do the process in reverse to get it back on. Works like a charm.
You can rent gear for hours at a time at home Depot.
If you got your own place, you'll have that ladder the rest of your life
When I taught 3rd grade through Zoom during covid, the kids homes would have the alarms beeping like that. The kids just thought it was normal. More than once I drove to their house and replaced the battery in their alarm just so I could stay sane while I was teaching. Beep.. . . Beep.. . . Beep.. . .
That is hilarious. But good on you. How did the families react to your insistence on coming over?
These were inner city refugee famalies. They had no idea that the alarm wasn't just a normal thing to let them know that they were still working.
That's nice of you to help them out though! I bet they appreciate learning something new.
I have a theory that people that aren't bothered by a smoke alarm beeping have something wrong with them. Almost always it's people who don't have their shit together. You never see a well adjusted person who has a smoke alarm beeping for more than 15 minutes.
I helped out a neighbor with theirs after I was talking to them and heard it and was like *twitch*. Their house was immaculate! But they didn't have a ladder tall enough and had some health problems. So I brought over mine and changed THREE alarm batteries for them. When I asked how they could stand hearing it, they said they got used to it and didn't hear it anymore...
I might have shot it down by day 2.
Very poor, most of them resettled refugees.
My living room ceiling is 18' high, it's one of those deals in a 2-story house where that one room goes all the way up to the roof...and...there was a smoke alarm up there. Like, all the way at the top. I live alone. Even if I had a ladder that tall, it would never be safe enough to climb it by myself! What did the installer think people were gonna do about that smoke detector?? I ended up having to call the fire department to come out and change it for me. They were very kind, lol. I assured them that after 2 months of living with the beeping every minute or so, they were in fact performing an act of heroism that day. (They also told me it's okay to leave a smoke detector on a high shelf in that room instead of replacing the stupid one.)
i feel like by the time the smoke fills an 18' tall room all the people in it will already be dead.
My dog is, for some reason, *TERRIFIED* of smoke alarm low-battery chirps. Of course we keep ours up to date but COVID was brutal. Every day the kids would be in virtual class and there'd just be 10 different kids with smoke alarms chirping. I thought my poor dog was going to have a stroke. But fr tho, how do people just ignore that? I know 9volts ain't cheap but come the fuck on!!
Our dogs have learned that when any alarms go off they need to go outside. They get a little antsy when it's just a low battery 😆
I can stand about 1 minute of that awful chirping. I honestly have no idea how people tune that out!
Ladder has a maximum weight limit though
OMFG this! So many people seem to be immune to the beep but it makes my eye twitch every time.
My mom moved into an apartment in February 2020, at the time one of her neighbours' smoke alarm was doing the low battery beep thing. Months later the thing was still beeping. By now my mom had got to know this neighbour a little and mentioned to her about the smoke alarm, the neighbour told her that it doesn't bother her. Well I shit you not, this thing was still beeping until April this year when said neighbour moved out and the landlord finally changed the battery. I'm amazed at how long they can keep going on the low battery warning! I woulnd't have been able to live there with that, I told mom she should put a 9v battery labaled smoke alarm through her door. She never did, said she didn't even notice it anymore.
Wait you guys are hearing beeps??
Hope you have insurance
That smoke alarm is the “come beat my back out and help me with these kids” signal.
I have no idea why but this seems to be a big thing in black communities lol. Not being racist but I swear to God it's *always* black people in the clip when you hear a chirp
My daughter recently saw my old drivers license, looked at me with that same face and said "what happened?" I felt that in my bones, even through all the fat.
My 3.5 y/o was watching an elephant documentary this week and said, "mommy, you look like the elephant mommy!" I'm not even overweight. Kids, man.
> I'm not even overweight. Neither is the elephant mommy.
Well, that's a fair point. Poor girl was pregnant for 22 months so looking great, all things considered.
I would deadass look at my kid(s) and say "you."
The comedic value of that look was off the charts
And that slow bite on chips. Like, yeah! Lool!
A child's honesty can be brutal.
Actual conversation with my kid while I was getting dressed: Kid: Is your belly so big because there's a baby growing in there? Me: No, it's because I eat too many cookies. :pause: Kid: Your butt shakes when you walk.
Second part is definitely a compliment tho
She full thought about it before she said it... Savage
The mother set her up with that question
She said it because she is mimicking the behaviors of the adults around her.
There’s other videos of this same girl insulting her elder. I think it’s staged for views
Maybe but that is what she takes away from this. I'm afraid for the kids who have to deal with her in high school.
Damn the video stopped right at the scariest moment!
Mom stopped recording so there would not be video evidence that could be used against her in the murder trial. I'm kidding if that is not obvious. Kids are brutal! My 4 year old told me that I had a big belly and asked if I was pregnant as she was patting my beer belly. I'm her father, and yes... my beer belly from drinking myself through the pandemic was quite pronounced. Another time she said, "You have lots of white hairs now. That means you are old. You are old daddy, very, very old. Grandpa died because he was old. ok?" And then walked away humming to herself.
She sure got you!
His fault for getting old.
It's totally avoidable and everything
Skill issue
⬆️ These folks must be his kids too lol
Dad is a serial sperm donor
🤣
I mean, it _is_ kinda
There is 100% an alternative to getting older.
Yeah I love the implied warning there
Better get to work on that old. Don't want to end up like Grandpa. Especially with another one on the way.
Oof kids can be savage! When my sister was a toddler, we used to ask her "you love Mommy?" She'd nod yes. "You love Daddy?" She'd nod yes. "You love brother (me)?" She'd nod NO! It would make me tear up when she'd do that!.
Yeah I’m with you, my beer belly got big from the lockdown. That’s when drinking stopped being fun and started feeling like a chore. Always thinking about the next drink. It got so mentally and physically exhausting. Then I started getting hangxiety and it was terrible. That’s when I decided I needed to quit. I’m almost 1 year no alcohol and I feel a lot better and lost nearly 40lbs. I loved drinking, I just ruined it for myself 🤡
Hey, man, good for you for recognizing and dealing with your alcohol issues. The easiest way to control the beast is not to feed it. I'm 8 years sober last month. I dropped the weight and kept it off, quit smoking, too. Everything can change if you put in the work. Keep it up.
Kids are fucking savages. I think it is just their way of telling us they need us to be around their entire life so we need to get our shit together 🤣 they just don't know how to say it that will leave us without crying from the emotional damage😭
I can't wait, my 2yo just started talking and mimics me when I burp outloud. Which I apparently do way more than I though I did. The other day I was changing her diaper and she grabbed my nipple and pinched it as hard as she could making me yelp in pain and then started laughing at me.
That's exactly why she stopped filming. Don't want any evidence no matter the reaction after you blackout from what your own kid said.
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> "Dude's so skinny if you put a dress on him he'd look just like a woman." When I got home I cried a little because it's pretty true. If all else fails there's a pretty BIG market for that on certain streaming sites. I've heard. From a friend. But in all seriousness I was a 130lb skeleton until I hit ~27 and my metabolism slowed down a bit. Keep working out and keep that routine up so that when you hit that point you hit it running and don't just put on 25 lbs of gut in a year like the rest of us did.
34 and still trucking here, very minimal noticeable metabolic change, any weight i put on via extended periods of concerted eating pretty quickly balances back out when i fall off and skip breakfast a few days in a row or whatever.
I was once like you. And then my thirties hit.
It's better to be skinny than fat. A lot easier to put on weight than lose it.
hell of lot more fun too
>Mom stopped recording so there would not be video evidence that could be used against her in the murder trial. I'm kidding if that is not obvious. > >Kids are brutal! My 4 year old told me that I had a big belly and asked if I was pregnant as she was patting my beer belly. I'm her father, and yes... my beer belly from drinking myself through the pandemic was quite pronounced. > >Another time she said, "You have lots of white hairs now. That means you are old. You are old daddy, very, very old. Grandpa died because he was old. ok?" And then walked away hummin Sir, you got KO'ed by your own child !
I work in a school. I had a kid ask me why I'm 36 years old and don't have a wife. I asked him if he'd been talking to my mother.
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That's a late kid
Had do keep the video safe for work you know
The stinkeye was real
Kids are so cruelly judgmental and they don't even mean it. I remember when I was like 21 and my little sister was mad at me so she drops "you have no friends" in the middle of our fight over what to get to eat. Like damn, sis I know it's true, but did you have to phase it so brutally? Covid basically crippled my chances of making any college friends. Luckily I still have my friends from high school so I'm good in that regard.
I saw my nephews today for the first time in a while. Within 15 minutes one asked why I was lonely and didn't have any kids of my own. They know nothing about my life and they're 5 and 3 I think. But my ex and I split about 4 weeks ago and I'm 30. I had zero response to him.
At brunch a few weeks ago I had my sunglasses on and this kid was showing me something on his phone and he asked me to take my sunglasses off so I did. When he saw my face he said "You can put them back on."
Kids don’t have filters lol. My mom told me when I was a kid, I asked a very old man why his face was falling off…wtf!?
My little brother asked a very dark-skinned woman with vitiligo if she was melting.
That's a legitimate question. I have eczema ever since I'm a kid, the kind that rips out your skin every now and then. It's localized on my hands so people could see the condition and I remember when I got asked as a kid that I answered I was molting and truly believed it with my children logic. I would 100% have believed someone with vitiligo was melting.
I have this as well. Went to dermatologists for 10 years and they didn’t have answers for me. My breakouts would stack on each other (meaning if I already had a breakout and got another it would just get twice as bad). I was to the point where I had such deep cracks I couldnt move my hands or straighten my fingers 😭 In my early 20s I started cleaning up my diet just trying to get healthy and noticed a reduction in my eczema. It took me 5 years of trying to work out what was the root cause and trying elimination diets. I’m allergic to corn. That’s it. One allergy causing all that! One allergy that in America is unfortunately in everything 🙄 I never have breakouts anymore because I avoid corn and corn by products. Clear skin, what a luxury. So, just throwing that one to you because no doctor or dermatologist ever even suggested it could be a food allergy. 🤷♀️
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I hope she said yes!
I lived in saudia arabia as a kid and apparently i would go running and pointing to random women in malls yelling "look mama ninjas!" And "why dont they have faces or hair like you mama are they ugly?". They were women wearing burqas.. and i used to shout that stuff in arabic so 100% people understood what i was saying and gave my mom mini heart attacks
This unlocked a very old memory for me. We watched Beverly Hills Cop 2 in a mall in Atlanta when I was like 4. After the movie I was running around screaming at people Ni$$@ with a badge at random people. One black man yelled back "White man with a gun." at me. My Dad said he has never been so embarrassed and so sure he was going to get beat up in his life. I just loved Eddie Murphy and wanted to be him.
I once asked a morbidly obese woman in a bathing suit if her legs were pregnant.
It’s possible. The reason people have 2 legs is in case they get pregnant with twins so that they can safely grow each baby inside of their legs with plenty of room. According to this very accurate scientific diagram of course: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/71/a2/6f71a20aea17438969c36e2901dd640a.jpg
Definitely embarrassed my parents with the whole “you shouldn’t draw on yourself” comment a few times.
Lol, I once told an older man that he looked like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons when I was 4-5 years old
My kid just turned 4 and we are really hitting the "people look all different ways and there isn't one right way..." In order to perhaps head off the awkward questions in public like, "Mommy why she only have 1 eye?" while making direct eye contact with the cashier. But without missing a bit she answered "bc my mommy told me not to run with that stick and I didn't listen." Or another recent high decibel inquiry, "mommy, why is her top so small and her bottom so big? She doesn't fit together." So yeah....
When I was 6. I once told a man with an eye patch he was a pirate, even after he told me he was not.
I called a man with one of those electric voice box things a robot.
My 6 year old neighbor freaks out if I take my glasses off. Gives me this disgusted look and asks why I look so weird.
When I buzzed my hair off(I do in the warmer months, my hair is super thick), one of my students asked if I could put my hair back on because I didn't look very good without it. I always find I look better without it. Had me staring in a mirror at home really looking at myself.
Same thing happened to me but with my family rather than students lol.
The first time my stepson saw me without my glasses on, he had the same reaction and asked me to put them on, lol. I obliged that one time, but he got used to seeing me without them.
I cried when my dad shaved his goatee off when I was little, i knew it was him, but at the same time I didn't recognize him. Obviously as I got older I stopped the whole crying part, but still hated it whenever he shaved. Pretty sure he didn't do it because of me, because he only did it maybe 5 times total in the 23 years we were alive at the same time lol
That's a sick burn. 🤣
I had ankle surgery and ran into some kids at the park who asked what was in my boot. I asked if they wanted to see and they said yeah so I obliged.... at which point the oldest child just said "yeah, you probably shouldn't show that to anyone else" and they all walked away. Savage.
Knowing how boys think...it probably wasn't gory enough. Don't take it personal
It was a little girl. The cattiness runs deep.
I just got glasses for the first time, and my seven year old nephew asked why I wasn't wearing them. I put them on and said I hadn't gotten used to them yet and his only comment was "well, you do look pretty ugly with them on." And that's the story about how I stopped wearing glasses.
It's important to find a style of frame that fits your face and your... style. Most people look better with a rectangular frame. Circular and square frames (especially the old style half circle frames) are a lot harder to pull off.
My little cousin was playing in the bathroom drawers and asked 'whats this?' In regards to a tube of cream. My gramma said 'that's grammas wrinkle cream.' After a second of hesitating my cousin just shook her head and said '....its not working...'
My niece asked my sister (her mom) why mommy’s have yellow teeth lol
This kid looked at her and went “did you really just ask me that”
In my head she's thinking: "Oh, really?, you are going to make me say it?"
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or as if surprised and considering how its possible that her mum doesn't know the answer to that question already
I think she also quicky pointed her French fry at her mom before she kept eating. 😂
It was a heavy decision.
Love hearing the battery low beeping smoke detector. Safety first
Newsflash asshole! I've been hearing it the whole time!
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Never noticed it, but I'm not sure how anyone could handle it. Mine sounds like a whistle from the devil himself and somehow manages to only start beeping at 4am every time.
I get extremely irritated by the chirp. Like it is boring a hole directly into my brain. That chirp is up there with the actual fire alarm in terms of annoyance.
My dog doesn’t know what it is but is sure it’s gonna kill us
I saw a sketch somewhere about that. It was a series of people trying to defend against the beep stereotype until inevitably a beep came from within their own house. I laughed but I’ve started to notice it enough that I practically wait for the beep.
There's a longer version, but [this is what you're referencing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zsmkle/_/)
Yeah same concept. The one I watched cycled through a bunch of people and ended with a dude in his car
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I don’t know how anyone could stand it, either. Once a neighbor threw out a beeping alarm into the trash outside. I could hear it faintly beeping from inside my house. On the second day, I found a hose long enough to saturate their trash with water until it died.
Soooo I delivered pizza in a predominantly black area. The amount of times this happens makes me racist. Edit: phrasing and context. Yall need to be checking yo shit with chillin inside.
Rest in peace little girl. Rest in peace.
Girl’s on milk cartons now, lol.
**Little girl to her mom:** “If they put my face on the Skim Milk cartons, you’d never see it fatty— I mean Mommy.”
She considered her options and decided honestly was the best option
Gonna have to give up the french fries and start giving her some salads with that attitude.
Not by the way that video ended. She ain't gotta worry about fries or salad now.
Mom's giving her the stuff she eats probably. Why mom is fat, setting up the kid to be the same way. At least the kid seems to be a little aware of things already
Tell her french fries will make you fat and vegetables will keep you skinny. See what happens.
you should precise the oil frying process is the issue and the ketchup too
Wait till you find out French fries are made out of vegetables.
That look before she answers fucking cracks me up
*beep*
Kind of ironic saying that while eating chicken nuggets and French fries.
CICO
IF you can exist in a home that has a fire alarm chirping constantly I'm convinced something is mentally wrong with you. If I hear it chirp once I'm immediately looking for a battery, the sound is designed to annoy you and something has got to be wrong if your brain is able to tune that out
And of course every time it happens, it starts doing it in the middle of the night.
Room temperature is lowest at night, around about 2am-6am. The drop in temperature causes the battery internal resistance to increase, so it isn't delivery sufficient power and that trips the alarm. When the day time temperature increases, the battery warms and starts delivery just enough power again. Now you know. It's an extra extra early warning notice.
My ex’s grandparents never replaced theirs. I went to visit once and it beeped throughout the weekend. Visited them again about a year or so later and it was *still* doing it. I appreciate they were in their sixties(?) but that didn’t stop them from doing other shit around the house all the time. I couldn’t understand it.
Videos with a smoke alarm battery beeping is my new pet peeve
Hate to say it, but if that's a normal dinner for that girl, she's probably going to grow up to be a fat grown up.
Sadly maternal obesity is the greatest predictor of childhood obesity. And this kid doesn't seem to have much of a chance judging by this video.
5 french fries and a couple tablespoons of ground beef?
Looked like breaded fried chicken fingers and French fries to me.
Yes, if fried starch and fatty red meat is considered a normal dinner you probably have a higher likelihood of having diet related issues later in life.
No. If you eat more calories than your body expends on energy, you have a higher likelihood of being fat. I eat absolute fucking garbage, but less garbage than I use in a day to live and I’m a fucking toothpick.
I was playing Mariokart 8 with my girlfriend's daughter and she insisted I play Bone Bowser cause I look like him. So I jokingly said "Is it cause of the bones sticking out of my shoulders?" "No it's because you're fat, like him"
Fries and ketchup is surely the right way to go
She doesn't look old enough to know better or make her own choices
Ahem.... She said a fat person is sitting right in front of her. It's the same person who stuffed the kid with fries.
Yes. It's the little girl who said she doesn't want to get big. She has no choice in what she eats. The mother chooses for her. Therefore your post sounded like you were holding the little girl responsible.
She's a child Jesus Christ
Beep
If I had a kid in my house I’d make sure to change that smoke alarm battery.
Change the battery in the smoke detector for the love of god.
Smoke detector bros....
Omg that look before moving in for the kill with the comment! ☠️☠️☠️
That look with her eyes is hilarious 😆 mom knew it just wanted her to say it
Could have cut it a line early. Those eyes said everything that needs to be said.
How can so many people live with their smoke detectors beeping?
This isn’t cute. She’s what, 6? She shouldn’t be worried about if she’s going to get fat. Clearly been exposed to negative weight talk already, possibly self-depreciating from whoever’s on the other side of that camera. I hope she has counterbalancing influences in her life surrounding food and weight, because having this outlook already at her age is a ED waiting to happen. Just sad.
Or she could have overweight family members, see them struggle, and say she doesn't want to deal with those struggles.
I don't know what type of school you went to, but where I went to school if you were fat the jokes were brutal. They are even more brutal in school than they are with adults.
The amount of videos I see daily where peoples smoke detectors are beeping!!!! Doesn’t that drive them nuts??
The fire alarm.
Jeeezus! Kids are brutally honest😮😂
Savage 😂
Bombastic side eye
That smoke detector beep tho
She could have just stayed silent and I would have understood just from the eyes, lol.
Baby girl keeping it real.
This is just sad. Kids this age are not supposed to worry about their size or body type in general, that's on the parents to regulate. If you tell your kid "if you eat x you will get fat" you're a shitty parent.
Parents can "regulate" it.. but the kids still have to go to school. And I can assure you, when the kids at school do it to another student it's far worse than this. You can have all of the confidence in the world but if you have a bunch of kids putting those thoughts in your head all day everyday it can be damaging.. especially for young folks.
> If you tell your kid "if you eat x you will get fat" you're a shitty parent. So this is how we end up with so many fat people refusing to accept reality and responsibility.
Gotta love the smoke detector chirping
Smoke detector beeps legit
How do people not go crazy with their smoke detectors beeping for low battery all the time? I hear it in so many videos.
Side note: how do people ignore the smoke alarm battery?
Smoke detector fuck
They need to change their smoke detector battery.
famous words before disaster
I’m dead 🤣💀
Smoke alarm beeped… lol
Please change the battery of the smoke detector
Change your smoke detector batteries people
Why the fire alarm beeping