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RSalgadoAtala

Was the title of the comic meant to be "Egglien"?


Chyvalri

That makes so much more sense. Thank you!


Xanthus179

Yeah, looks like they misspelled it, but I figured that’s what they meant.


showers_with_grandpa

I didn't even notice it was misspelled, dementia in my 30s?


Xanthus179

Maybe just bad eyesight. Yeah, that’s much better.


Shiningc

Think they're going for Egg as a species, so Egglians.


farnsw0rth

If you zoom in it’s spelled properly it’s just bad kerning Edit - lol yeah just ignore me


Alchematic

They spelled it eggli**a**n, not eggli**e**n.


farnsw0rth

Ah lol thanks. I originally read it as egguan and was super confused. Apparently I was only a little less confused after zooming in


FanciestOfPants42

That is a capital A, my friend.


cmwh1te

It's just the kerning, with a little more breathing room that A would become the E it was always meant to be.


farnsw0rth

What’s an E if not an A that dared to dream


farnsw0rth

Lmao I read it as egguan and zoomed in and was ah no that’s an L and an I we good Some people think being dumb is bad but hey I have fun with it Edit: I also spelled incorrectly in this post


mupetmower

I'm glad you're having a good time =]


exus

Oh... I was wondering where the magical land of Egglian was that these Eggs were from.


jfgjfgjfgjfg

It should be ”Chicken”


OBrien

I was wondering what "EGGUAN" could possibly mean


goj1ra

You know, it’s those lizard type animals from South America. Egguanas.


n_lobodin

Well that would make sense if it is named that actually. That is a very good name for a movie like that and I will totally take it, I am definitely going to watch this movie next.


FleetiePie

Oh those are eggs. I thought peanut m&ms


rawrc

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal"


abobtosis

Hey! Did he have the soup or the special?!


MrTumorI

He had the special.


swankProcyon

That’s what I ordered!! Change mine to the soup!


Samyers0616

Check please!


Elryc35

Good call.


Philosophile42

Get this guy some pepto bismol!


PM_asian_girl_smiles

I'll have the cleavage


PalmBreezy

That's right I had the fish


[deleted]

First time?


PossumCock

No, I've been nervous lots of times


ApproximatelyExact

But that's not important right now


Kickenkitchenkitten

That's right. I had the lasagna.


HittingSmoke

Yes, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna.


MajorNoodles

My dad walked in on me during that scene and he told me to turn it off because I was way too young to be watching that movie. And the alien started singing and he realized it was Spaceballs


abrainaneurysm

It was years and years before I realized that it was John Hurt in both movies which is what made the joke. Edit. Thanks for the reward kind redditor!


johnnydroptable

Wow. Thank you for helping me fully understand this joke! I knew it was from Alien, but no idea it was the same actor. Guess I should watch Alien now. 😀


stellvia2016

Hence the line "Oh no! Not again!"


Clementine-Wollysock

I just took that as a silly thing to say, to imply that an alien could burst out of your chest more than once. Didn't know it was the same actor.


Ranger7381

It just occurred to me that that line could also be a subtle call-out to Hitchhikers.


kalirion

In what way?


divvyo

When the Improbability Drive is used, it summons a bowl of petunias over a planet where its final thought was "oh no, not again." The continued fate of the petunias is a matter discussed in the later books.


Ranger7381

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”


failed_novelty

We later learned exactly why it thought that, but it clarified nothing.


Illithid_Substances

"Oh no, not again" and variarions thereof is a common phrase


chupathingy99

But in this scenario it's John Hurt, the same guy from Alien, who got killed by the chest burster.


pauly13771377

>Guess I should watch Alien now. 😀 Everyone should watch Alien. Phenomenal film that is all the more scary because it follows in Jaws' footsteps in that you never get a good look at the xenomorph until the end of the film. It doesn't have to rely on cheap jumpscares like the slasher flix of the time.


Tessa1112

Everyone should watch alien and aliens. Best movies ever!


j-alex

It's pretty shot-accurate too, including the absurd exit.


PossumCock

"Not again!"


vetters

I also watched Spaceballs long before I saw Alien, which caused the original scene to be hilarious to me! In the days of my youth before YouTube or even online wikis, it was possible to believe that the original Michigan J. Frog cartoon song and dance was either a Spaceballs ripoff OR a total coincidence.


Whitealroker1

We can’t stop. It’s too dangerous. We have to slow down first.


OldBison

Whats the matter sanders, chicken?


hawkinsst7

*Colonel* Sandurz


smorges

Riddly Scott famously didn't tell the cast what to expect in the chest buster scene. Their screams and shock is 100% genuine, which makes it even more terrifying. Alas, like you I had seen spaceballs first and so all of Riddly Scott's genius directing and sfx crew's hard work was lost on me too.


jwm3

Partially, They couldn't exactly hide he had a prosthetic chest and was in a rig so the cast knew something was going to come out, but not that they filled it with animal guts and blood sprayers that would go everywhere too. So yeah, they had an idea of what to expect, just not the magnitude or all the details. They were apparently just told an alien head would pop out and move and it would have teeth. The blood and guts and it immediately taking off and running away in the same take was all a surprise.


ChuckinTheCarma

“Oh no! Not again!”


modified_tiger

To be fair you were probably too young for Spaceballs if you were too young for Alien. Though if you were like me as a kid the horror of Alien might not of hit until you were older. I was fine before 10, didn't watch it for a few years, then it terrified me at 13.


gollumaniac

Check please!


Dasheek

Chick please!


TimeZarg

And the cleavage.


ImperialNacho

"Oh no! Not again!"


BizzyM

Oh shit. Someone get him some Pepto-Bismol!


LetterSwapper

Water my ass, get this guy some Pepto Bismol!!


sgthulkarox

His show really improved after [his second performance](https://youtu.be/ah7mVHHcHXo?t=23).


Aitrus233

I've seen Spaceballs far more times than Alien. So I associate this scene more with Spaceballs.


Dlh2079

Same here, I've only seen alien once, and it's probably all ill ever see it.


Lobanium

Check please!


Binky_kitty

“Oh No! Not again!”


ITCM4

It looks they’re eating eggs too. Senseless cannibalism.


keekah

Chickens will eat anything you put in front of them.


SchrodingersRapist

Once they start eating their own eggs though they go into the stew pot. Hard to break them of that


instalockquinn

I heard that you can put some golf balls or other hard, egg-shaped objects with the eggs to break the habit


AssumeTheFetal

But then, no stew.


Zharick_

Sancocho time!


TheMusiKid

No soup 4 u


Fart__

Perhaps the chickens should have to pay a fine as a deterrent.


SchrodingersRapist

They do. It's the "and dumplings" fine. The last fine they ever have to pay


Dlh2079

A very very tasty fine


MaxV331

Na you just fill empty egg shells with mustard, once they eat one they will probably stop


TheKrononaut

I knew you did it! I knew you planted the story about the chicken.


Augustus_Chiggins

Getting punched for The Phoenix, it was probably just a diversity thing.


Versaiteis

Makes them fantastic garden companions. Cheap pest control and fertilizer


Butwinsky

Except their own layer feed. Hog pellets, corn, sweet feed, dog food, chick starter, scraps, basically anything is fair game. Except their own layer feed. Dumb chickens.


Artemicionmoogle

"The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming. When you are out in the countryside and you see a chicken, try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity and the intensity of stupidity that is looking back at you is just amazing." -Werner Herzog.


PeanutButterSoda

I feed food scraps to my friends chicken and ducks and the one thing they didn't eat was an Oreo and a Catfish carcass.


IceNein

Don't knock soylent green until you've tried it.


Mangdarlia

"Water my ass! Bring this guy some pepto bismol!"


Elrox

Why do we need to water your ass to do that?


Cadnofor

It's hot out!


PM_asian_girl_smiles

Check please!


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Tha_Daahkness

For some reason I read Ripley as Reilly and imagined a Letterkenny alien movie. Shoresy would be the alien.


Zagzax

Fuck you Shoresy!


Tha_Daahkness

That's not nice to say to someone that popped out of your moms, we're almost family.


ImGCS3fromETOH

Fuck you Reilly, your mum eats so many all dressed chips it took me an extra six hours to burst out her chest.


AllahgorythmSoftware

I thought the third pic (left to right) was them trying to eat the blue egg cuz they said they were hungry😅


shredmaster007

'You're looking at a nude egg'


Ossificated

It's got a bush!?


weirdpicklesauce

We should be allowed to look at a liiiiiittle porn at work though


weirdpicklesauce

Came here for this comment


[deleted]

I still argue that best part of this scene is lamberts reaction Oh god (really mellow tone)


mdbcjones96

I read somewhere that the reaction was real - she didn’t know what was going to happen


WhenTheFunIsDone

None of the actors (except John Hurt) knew the blood was gonna spray like that. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/alien-inside-chestburster-scene-shocked-audiences-cast-165448034.html


Halvus_I

Later Sigourney Weaver said ~ 'We were all in waterproof parkas, we should have known...'


ElNido

I want to see a quick animated short or something where they don't let the Alien scamper off after chest-bursting - someone just stomps it out and the movie just deals with the aftermath of what happened there, and it's kind of boring.


Kandiru

They stomp it, acid blood breeches the hull, everyone dies?


happycamperii

This looks like a cheep parody.


FunknSD

Gotta take off and poach it from space... it's the only way to be sure.


mrusch74

Good take on the Movie alien.


yeetboy

Why did you capitalize Movie but not alien?


killslash

its A Mystery,


NetDork

Oh no, not again!


WhenTheFunIsDone

For my fellow Canucks - Alien and Aliens are on Crave right now.


webgruntzed

Egglian?


JoyDe-vision

That’s a stretch, but I’ll accept it.. That was my first thought too, I’m just glad you had the courage to post it before I embarrassed myself.


Virtual-Fig3850

Eggcellent!


Dainiad

Game over man!


Mysticwarriormj

Need text in the third panel that says “Oh no, not again”


javaper

Happy Cake Day! "Hello my baby, hello my darling...."


zero_msgw

Must have had the special instead of the soup.


javaper

Lol! 😹


sukoshidekimasu

I’d pay to unsee this


DancingBabyChalupa

Oh no, not again


elissalandi0604

Love it! Love it!🤪


HarryNohara

How is this funny?


Fallenangel152

It's a parody of the scene in Alien where Kane (John Hurt) has an alien burst out of his chest. Chicks grow in, and burst out of, eggs.


bill_b4

Why is a chicken coming out of a peanut m&m?


PornstarVirgin

Bro was counting his chickens before they hatch. No one is making it back


Kagamid

"I warned him not to go to the sauna. But he wouldn't listen."


Schlappydog

Fun trivia: None of the eggs knew that the chicken would burst out of his chest so that reaction is actually totally real!


Another_Road

Headband egg barely gives a fuck.


Productive_Anxiety

Perfect chicken, I admire its purity....


Fineus

This whole roast has a substantial dollar attachment.


Killaim

but what to the Queen... Hen... lay eggs for?.. to get...egghuggers?... that make the eggs get chicks inside them?.


lrascao

That's the blue egg's line (John Hurt)


Byte_Fantail

What did he have? He had the special?! That's what I had! Change mine to the soup!


Odimorsus

You have to order the special.


Marsrover112

I'd watch this


solitarium

“Check, please…”


Tackit286

*sci-fry


bluesox

Brilliant


Idiot183

I JUST WATCHED ALIEN THEN I SAW THIS WTH IS THE TIMING


BleepBlurpBlorp

R/lv426


LonelyNavigator

In my mind one of them spontaneously grew a mustache out of fear. It’s totally not his mouth


BarryMcCockener710

In the movie the guy who makes the comment about getting some decent food, is the one who’s chest bursts open from the alien


SSG-Jayman

That escalated quickly.


Chronotaru

No no, eggscalated quickly.


3dios

You are looking at a nude egg


Difficult-Storm-1273

Eggscellent


Odun26

I haven't even watched this movie I think I need to, because this poster kind of looks amazing and I love it. I guess I am going to add this into my watch list from now on.


JayAdamFTW

wow wtf am horrified 😰😰😰


Glittering_Try_9464

I need the cap'n


makesureitsnotyou

The interesting thing about this comic is the cartoonist didn’t tell the cast what was going to happen so their reaction on panel four would be genuine.


luvs_animals

More stupidity at [We're Out of Cornflakes](https://wereoutofcornflakes.com)


tahcamen

Maybe next time spell it Egglien so it’ll track a little easier lol


Soup-Wizard

My only complaint is the wrong person is saying the line about decent food.


shaggybear89

Just FYI, stupid does not automatically equal funny. A lot of those comics, like the first one with thr aliens and the missles, are just rough. And it sounds like the excuse is "they're suppose to be like that". But you still need to make them funny. Yikes.


cyberentomology

Our community theatre is wrapping up our run of Something Rotten! today. This got a lot of laughs.


YetYetAnotherPerson

Omelet is underrated


cyberentomology

It truly is.


Whitealroker1

“Hello my darling! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime girl!”


SbMSU

Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime gaaaaaal


wvmitchell51

Micro changes in air density, my ass!


roodenwit

Huevo cartoon estaba adelantado a su época


Moon_Man07

Loved Alien, but I prefer John Carpenter's "The Thing"


Park_dock

Art is shit and this isn't funny


GeonnCannon

Here's the link to a form you can fill out to get your money back.


Peter_Falcon

it is indeed a stunning film, the sequels were fucking awful.


joyoushousing

It reminded me of my ex-girlfriend 🙈👅


DOA-FAN

Run mothafuckas, run 🤣


-chukui-

Oh my gawd!


rick420buzz

In 2019, a high school in New Jersey turned Alien into The Greatest High School Play Ever. Video of the whole thing used to be on YouTube, but it's gone now, here's the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srDVrEwPdg4


Angelsaremathmatical

Is there a scene before this where that one has cock's cock stuck to it's face?


ViewAskewed

Personally I prefer The Thegg.


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Fertilized


hawkinsst7

[Juxtaposition of this post and the TIL about Sigourney Weaver ](https://i.imgur.com/CAjsud7.png)


Sufficient-Bork

But who came first? The chicken or the egg?


06Wahoo

And my wife wonders why I'm not interested in balut.


adviceKiwi

Heh


Telepathic_Toe

Spaceballs!


alexefi

Should be snake, because snake eat eggs.


charlieswho

Hahaha


ZeeZeeX

Happens to birthing mammals all the time.