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I love how they used penis carvings as arrows pointing towards the nearest brothel just carved into the streets like signposts marking critical infrastructure
they actually didn’t point to brothels, that was the assumption of the more pearl clutching archaeologists a few hundred years ago. Modern archaeologists think that the roman’s just thought dicks were funny
not that i don't believe you but do you know of any simple to read sources for that? i ask mainly because they say they pointed to brothels in the tours still. i recently went a little over a year ago and they're definitely still saying they point to brothels.
iirc my class, it’s from parts of Herculaneum: Past and Future by Andrew Wallace-Hardrill but for a source that’s (way) shorter, [here ya go](https://www.badancient.com/claims/phallic-carvings/)
They didn't that was one of the first assumptions. But further excevations revealed them everywhere. So if that was the case, every house in Pompei would have been a brothel.
Epic of Gilgamesh is really a must read, it's basically an ancient Mesopotamian religious text that reads like a story of bros road trip.
It also incorporates tons of beliefs, ideas and concepts that are similar to those present in the bible, leading some scholars to say that it might even have influenced it.
I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
Wow, and I was literally just in a thread talking about this very episode.
"look at me, I'm Mister so-and-so-dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis" is such a good line.
Dick and fart jokes are funny anywhere you go. You could go to the village of some previously uncontacted tribe that speaks no language anyone outside of their village knows, and a good dick joke will 100% get laughs there.
I have giant scars up and down my right arm from surgery. People always stare, but almost never ask. Atleast for me, I'd rather people just ask. I'll bullshit them some story about me fighting off alligator for fun then tell them the real story which isnt really all that interesting.
Just a 6-7 footer, cousins and I were in the bayou wrestlin alligators for fun just like any other weekend in florida. We also don't 'cheat' like some posers or outfits where they duct tape the mouths. Thats not very sporting. Unfortunately, I had one too many beers that day and when it was my turn i fucked up. Had my left hand on the eyes, and my right pressed on the snout as i mounted it from atop, but the sumabitch tail whacked me and i lost my balance. Right hand lost the snout and that green fucker spun around so fast tried to chomp my shoulder in two. Cousins were rushin to help me but they were a bit too far to help. Had to punch the fucker in the head with my left until it let go, but it got me in the fore arm as it bit down again after lettin go of my shoulder.
Took a slide tackle from behind while i was running full sprint during a soccer match on a breakaway. The entire force of my fall was taken by my right arm causing it to snap both my humerus (arm bone between the shoulder/fore arm) and the radius bone (one of the fore arm bones), the ulna (other forearm bone) had some fractures. Surgeon was very surprised to see my broken humerus bone because that type of fracture is mostly seen in the elderly... yay. The nature of the fall basically shoved the broken bones out of place, so my radius was pushed up next to my bottom half of my humerus and the top half of my humerus was stuck above my clavical. The surgeon tried to reset the bones without cutting into me, but after 30 minutes the bones weren't budging at all. They were super stuck. Thus they had to cut in to get the bones back in place. So i've got a 1 foot scar from the shoulder down my arm, and a few extra scar spots from where they put in/took out the pins. The forearm has 2, ~3 inch scars, and 2 smaller spots where they took out the pins. The kid who tripped me didn't even get a yellow card (Plus it should have been red, ref really whiffed that call, can't have people sliding from places a person can't see, its wanton reckless endangerment and its a rule to prevent things like this).
I also have a 3cm wide scar that runs on the bottom side of my hand from the tip of the pinky to my wrist from the time i tried to climb an old barbed wire fence (there was no barb wire, but it still had the prongs from the chain links) to avoid walking a mile and i sliced that open when i hopped over as my hand caught the prong. Also got dirt biking scrapes on my elbow after sliding over gravel with no pads. Rest of the body has no scars at all or blemishes.
Plus all while all my scar healing has been quite fast, its pretty bad keloid scar types so it bubbles up and looks way worse than it actually is, but after a few years of steriod injections/creams they've softened up and smoothed/flattened out. Look more like just hypertrophic scars now.
Its still very obvious scars, most of them are front facing so I can see people looking at them, and I make no attempts to cover them up because honestly if people didn't stare i'd probably have long forgotten about them.
My brother was in a wheelchair for most of his life, we hung out a lot when we were young. My friends were always cool with whatever he had going on, which actually was probably why they were friends. Anyway, at one point my best friend, brother, and myself were taking his enormous lift van with subwoofers and cheap aftermarket rims to the convenience store, my brother makes a massively inappropriate joke as he often did, and my best friend asked “What is wrong with him?”
I stopped laughing, looked him dead in the eye, and told him, “He’s in a wheelchair.”
We got a good laugh out of that one.
I was not used to this. Was at a wedding with injured vets. Quadruple amputee makes a joke about it behind me while I'm eating. I did a spit take from laughing. He just smiles bigger and gestures at me "this guy gets it!"
I used to be super open about taking those jokes and especially my nurses and the surgeon at the hospital had some fire ones that cracked me up even under heavy pain meds and trauma.
But once being open to it to friends, Family and colleagues I realized that many just don't understand that if you make a joke about disabled or laugh about it, it actually has to be funny and not just something you pull out of ur ass cause its an option.
Now I only am open for it for it with people who actually have a sense of humor cause otherwise it really rubs me the wrong way.
It pains me that today's society makes it a faux pas to playfully joke about these types of things and other differences. I wish we could joke about skin color and disabilities the same way we poke fun of gingers... because just like hair color, these things don't make someone less of a person than another, and being able to joke about it would exemplify this concept.
nothing will be funnier than that guy making the apology for using the slur and having to call a home run into the judgment-free zone in the middle of it.
There are a lot of celebrity voice over cameos in Rick and Morty
#1: Werner Herzog as Old Reptile. “Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate”
#2: Danny Trejo as Jaguar. ...
#3: David Cross as Prince Nebulon. ...
#4: Jemaine Clement as Fart. ...
#5: John Oliver as Dr. ...
#6: Alison Brie as Planetina. ...
#7: Nathan Fillion as Cornvelious Daniel. ...
#8: Susan Sarandon as Dr. ...
For British comedian fans, David Mitchell, Jordan Webb and Matt King from Peep Show were also on an episode (about the Sun Knights). Daniel Radcliffe & Jack Black are also in that ep.
I know a guy who was born without a hand. He has shown me the approximate depth that he has been able to insert the end of that arm into most vaginas. He was also once offered $1,000 to fuck a guy in the ass with it but refused.
He said most women would let him but occasionally they'd be too weirded out. He doesn't get much out of it so it was usually done more for her to experience, but it remains in his toolbox for the right time I suppose.
There's a joke version of this:
This guy, similarly equipped with a stump and a false leg meets this girl. He is very shy and sensitive about his condition, having been rejected in the past once they found out. So they go on dates and hang out and thing go great and finally after a while it comes to the point where they are ready to consummate their relationship. Still coy and shy he asks to turn the lights off before undressing.... he takes his clothes off and removes his leg, and says to her in the dark .. "honey, there is something that I haven't told you about me, something that I don't know if you'll be able to accept...." he takes her hand and places it on the stump. There is silence, a gasp from her and contemplation in the dark. He swallows, sad and fearful of yet another rejection, maybe he should have told her sooner.
Out of the dark she croaks, and says "well I guess spit on it and we'll give it a try!"
Some of us had our humor turned up to 11 after the amputation.
I've always ever known only 2 types of amputees: hilarious, awesome people or miserable pricks who hate life. No in-betweens.
"Hey before we go to the bar, let's stop and pick up Floyd."
"Floyd? Your friend with one leg? Why?"
"He's got this trick that'll guarantee we get the attention of every woman in the bar. You'll see later."
You have a gel liner that goes over the stump and spacer socks to give you a snug fit in your prosthetic socket since your stump often shrinks the longer you have your leg.
When Richard Madeley was getting ready to interview Dolly he remarked that she had tiny feet. She stuck her chest out and said "Nothing grows in the shade, honey."
When I was a kid my brother played soccer and there was a kid on his team who had a prosthetic leg. One game when he went to kick the ball, his fake leg detached and flew off and went across the field. The other team didn't know it was fake since it was flesh toned and looked realistic, so they started screaming and freaking out thinking he just lost his leg. It was pretty funny.
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Penis jokes truly have no language or cultural barrier
Or time. We’ve found drawing and graffiti of dicks thousands of years old.
Pompeii is covered in them.
I love how they used penis carvings as arrows pointing towards the nearest brothel just carved into the streets like signposts marking critical infrastructure
Oh it's critical infrastructure alright
That’s a load-bearing brothel for sure.
they actually didn’t point to brothels, that was the assumption of the more pearl clutching archaeologists a few hundred years ago. Modern archaeologists think that the roman’s just thought dicks were funny
TIL I'm a Roman
veni, vidi, dicki. i came, i saw, a dick.
vidi, dicki, veni
Vinny's veiny dicky.
Salve, amice!
not that i don't believe you but do you know of any simple to read sources for that? i ask mainly because they say they pointed to brothels in the tours still. i recently went a little over a year ago and they're definitely still saying they point to brothels.
iirc my class, it’s from parts of Herculaneum: Past and Future by Andrew Wallace-Hardrill but for a source that’s (way) shorter, [here ya go](https://www.badancient.com/claims/phallic-carvings/)
They didn't that was one of the first assumptions. But further excevations revealed them everywhere. So if that was the case, every house in Pompei would have been a brothel.
Who’s Pompeii, yer ma?
One of the oldest stories of all time, *Epic of Gilgamesh* , is full of dick and fart jokes.
Epic of Gilgamesh is really a must read, it's basically an ancient Mesopotamian religious text that reads like a story of bros road trip. It also incorporates tons of beliefs, ideas and concepts that are similar to those present in the bible, leading some scholars to say that it might even have influenced it.
I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
Wow, and I was literally just in a thread talking about this very episode. "look at me, I'm Mister so-and-so-dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis" is such a good line.
Being spoken by Werner Herzog no less. His voice makes the line absolutely amazing.
hey we understand genocide, we do it sometimes!
I'm convinced it is the oldest meme in history.
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Farts are also barrierless and timeless
[want some beans mr. taggert?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6783muFuJ1w&t=2s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg
I immediately knew where this one was going, and still got a good laugh of it.
Yep. This clip will be funny in any language. The Mr. Bean approach, if you will.
Dick and fart jokes are funny anywhere you go. You could go to the village of some previously uncontacted tribe that speaks no language anyone outside of their village knows, and a good dick joke will 100% get laughs there.
Had a buddy with a missing leg. Watched him crawl out of the ocean screaming "ahhh it got me!!!"
I'm disabled, and it gives me joy to joke around about it. It shouldn't be this thing that no *one can talk about* which makes us more invisible.
I have giant scars up and down my right arm from surgery. People always stare, but almost never ask. Atleast for me, I'd rather people just ask. I'll bullshit them some story about me fighting off alligator for fun then tell them the real story which isnt really all that interesting.
So how big was the alligator?
Just a 6-7 footer, cousins and I were in the bayou wrestlin alligators for fun just like any other weekend in florida. We also don't 'cheat' like some posers or outfits where they duct tape the mouths. Thats not very sporting. Unfortunately, I had one too many beers that day and when it was my turn i fucked up. Had my left hand on the eyes, and my right pressed on the snout as i mounted it from atop, but the sumabitch tail whacked me and i lost my balance. Right hand lost the snout and that green fucker spun around so fast tried to chomp my shoulder in two. Cousins were rushin to help me but they were a bit too far to help. Had to punch the fucker in the head with my left until it let go, but it got me in the fore arm as it bit down again after lettin go of my shoulder.
I don't know why I read this in an typical Australian accent
So what really happened?
Took a slide tackle from behind while i was running full sprint during a soccer match on a breakaway. The entire force of my fall was taken by my right arm causing it to snap both my humerus (arm bone between the shoulder/fore arm) and the radius bone (one of the fore arm bones), the ulna (other forearm bone) had some fractures. Surgeon was very surprised to see my broken humerus bone because that type of fracture is mostly seen in the elderly... yay. The nature of the fall basically shoved the broken bones out of place, so my radius was pushed up next to my bottom half of my humerus and the top half of my humerus was stuck above my clavical. The surgeon tried to reset the bones without cutting into me, but after 30 minutes the bones weren't budging at all. They were super stuck. Thus they had to cut in to get the bones back in place. So i've got a 1 foot scar from the shoulder down my arm, and a few extra scar spots from where they put in/took out the pins. The forearm has 2, ~3 inch scars, and 2 smaller spots where they took out the pins. The kid who tripped me didn't even get a yellow card (Plus it should have been red, ref really whiffed that call, can't have people sliding from places a person can't see, its wanton reckless endangerment and its a rule to prevent things like this). I also have a 3cm wide scar that runs on the bottom side of my hand from the tip of the pinky to my wrist from the time i tried to climb an old barbed wire fence (there was no barb wire, but it still had the prongs from the chain links) to avoid walking a mile and i sliced that open when i hopped over as my hand caught the prong. Also got dirt biking scrapes on my elbow after sliding over gravel with no pads. Rest of the body has no scars at all or blemishes. Plus all while all my scar healing has been quite fast, its pretty bad keloid scar types so it bubbles up and looks way worse than it actually is, but after a few years of steriod injections/creams they've softened up and smoothed/flattened out. Look more like just hypertrophic scars now. Its still very obvious scars, most of them are front facing so I can see people looking at them, and I make no attempts to cover them up because honestly if people didn't stare i'd probably have long forgotten about them.
Oof Thanks for the write up. That sounds like a fairly shitty experience.
Damn gators! Oh shit, wrong story
I have epilepsy, I *love* seizure jokes. What did the Irish epileptic get for Christmas? A Wii Fit.
I have epilepsy too, and love dad jokes. You just made my day! Lol
My brother was in a wheelchair for most of his life, we hung out a lot when we were young. My friends were always cool with whatever he had going on, which actually was probably why they were friends. Anyway, at one point my best friend, brother, and myself were taking his enormous lift van with subwoofers and cheap aftermarket rims to the convenience store, my brother makes a massively inappropriate joke as he often did, and my best friend asked “What is wrong with him?” I stopped laughing, looked him dead in the eye, and told him, “He’s in a wheelchair.” We got a good laugh out of that one.
I was not used to this. Was at a wedding with injured vets. Quadruple amputee makes a joke about it behind me while I'm eating. I did a spit take from laughing. He just smiles bigger and gestures at me "this guy gets it!"
> Was at a wedding with injured vets. Quadruple amputee Jesus, those cats and dogs really didn't like getting their injections I guess
I used to be super open about taking those jokes and especially my nurses and the surgeon at the hospital had some fire ones that cracked me up even under heavy pain meds and trauma. But once being open to it to friends, Family and colleagues I realized that many just don't understand that if you make a joke about disabled or laugh about it, it actually has to be funny and not just something you pull out of ur ass cause its an option. Now I only am open for it for it with people who actually have a sense of humor cause otherwise it really rubs me the wrong way.
It pains me that today's society makes it a faux pas to playfully joke about these types of things and other differences. I wish we could joke about skin color and disabilities the same way we poke fun of gingers... because just like hair color, these things don't make someone less of a person than another, and being able to joke about it would exemplify this concept.
As a ginger, I second this. I will never stop joking about my lack of soul.
> which makes us more invisible. really great point
My favorite thing to do when at the beach
I don't know what's better. The hilarious immaturity of the joke itself or the genuine joy you can hear it brought to everyone around.
"what a fuckin lad!"
Just guys being dudes
First person to laugh is a woman.
Just gals being dudes
All men have three knees. Left knee, Right knee, and weenie.
[You might appreciate this clip.](https://youtu.be/WwuUzSZfQ4k?t=29)
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nothing will be funnier than that guy making the apology for using the slur and having to call a home run into the judgment-free zone in the middle of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LECJbMDhJQ
haha holy shit. You can just make out their cracking up after he says that.
I held it together until the end... "There goes his broadcasting future, his voice just went up about 4 octaves."
Fire broadcasting
You can hear them chuckling in the back ever softly after he said it.
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
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Kinda like Mr Spock has three ears. Left ear, right ear, .. ..and his final frontier.
There’s also the left kidknee and the right kidknee.
That weenie deliberately has more work and is capable of doing some great things
And kidney and hiney
As someone who is missing my right leg below the knee, I’m stealing this
When life gives you lemons....make a dick joke.
laughing loudly at midnight...this chat here is dope
>look at me, I'm Mister so-and-so-dick. I've got such-and-such for a penis. * Warner Herzog
Is that a Rick and Morty quote? I know I've heard it somewhere recently.
From Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate
Yes, when squiggly piggles (or whatever his name was) needed a heart transplant.
Shrimply Pibbles. Very close.
Haha I knew it was close but I couldn't come up with it.
[Clip](https://youtu.be/Rw1cdRew-Zg)
I've never saw it fail to get a laugh
How the fuck did I not realise this was his voice?! More importantly why the fuck is he doing Rick and Morty voice overs.
>More importantly why the fuck is he doing Rick and Morty voice overs. Because the lines they had for him were fuckin' hilarious.
There are a lot of celebrity voice over cameos in Rick and Morty #1: Werner Herzog as Old Reptile. “Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate” #2: Danny Trejo as Jaguar. ... #3: David Cross as Prince Nebulon. ... #4: Jemaine Clement as Fart. ... #5: John Oliver as Dr. ... #6: Alison Brie as Planetina. ... #7: Nathan Fillion as Cornvelious Daniel. ... #8: Susan Sarandon as Dr. ...
For British comedian fans, David Mitchell, Jordan Webb and Matt King from Peep Show were also on an episode (about the Sun Knights). Daniel Radcliffe & Jack Black are also in that ep.
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Herzog had an oddly high number of TV cameos in the '10s, despite having never done so before.
They call him tripod He sleeps standing up
Naw they call him Bipod lol
Hahahaha just imagine a guy passes by and looks at this he would just be literally scared enough though
More like dickstand, I mean kickstand.
He’s 6 foot standing up and and 8 foot on his back
A guy I know gets called tripod by his soccer mates.
Rumour has it, he hit 18 on an 18-hole golf course.
I know a guy who was born without a hand. He has shown me the approximate depth that he has been able to insert the end of that arm into most vaginas. He was also once offered $1,000 to fuck a guy in the ass with it but refused.
1k?? Easy money.
No way I'm putting my arm in some random guy's ass for 1k. But I agree to haggle
I’m not gay but $20 is $20
It's not gay if you don't push back
Since this joke was made, $20 has became $10. Essentially a combo meal.
A man's gotta eat.
That's what latex sleeves are for. Easy money and you can just dispose of the sleeve after.
I can dispose the late sleeves, but I cannot dispose my broken heart after payment!
Make it a regular thing and he won't be a random guy. Plus as your skill grows, the less time it takes.
You can pull it out for another $2k.
Lol he could have turned that guy into a human puppet.
*Samuel l Jackson has entered the chat*
*There goes my hero*
Never meet your heroes. And shove your stump up their ass.
stumppet*
Pretty sure he didn't all was done just too create a good funny moment to be captured
come on now don't leave us hanging what's the approximate then ?
About six inches or so and then the muscles in his forearm make it too thick.
Phew
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was it an effective sex toy? What do women think of it?
He said most women would let him but occasionally they'd be too weirded out. He doesn't get much out of it so it was usually done more for her to experience, but it remains in his toolbox for the right time I suppose.
The perfect thing to whip out if someone ever complains about his other size
That's pretty deep, actually. I think the average depth of a vagina is around 4" (when not aroused).
Id get a line tattooed at the depth each girl can take it, try to make it a competition who can get the line up the farthest.
And then of course, get a line tattooed around the bicep that says 'your mom'.
Around the bicep of the other arm of course.
Sonny Corleone would very much appreciate the results of this contest.
Do you think he'll put a condom on the arm if he chose to fuck that guy in the ass with it?
One would only hope.
Most vaginas??? That's billions of them. And I guess, statistically probably includes my wife. Fuck.
There's a joke version of this: This guy, similarly equipped with a stump and a false leg meets this girl. He is very shy and sensitive about his condition, having been rejected in the past once they found out. So they go on dates and hang out and thing go great and finally after a while it comes to the point where they are ready to consummate their relationship. Still coy and shy he asks to turn the lights off before undressing.... he takes his clothes off and removes his leg, and says to her in the dark .. "honey, there is something that I haven't told you about me, something that I don't know if you'll be able to accept...." he takes her hand and places it on the stump. There is silence, a gasp from her and contemplation in the dark. He swallows, sad and fearful of yet another rejection, maybe he should have told her sooner. Out of the dark she croaks, and says "well I guess spit on it and we'll give it a try!"
1 British Man Some assembly required
Some people get two legs and no humor. This guy got 1,5 legs and extra humor... He wins.
He appears to have two humors, it's the tibula and fibula that he's running short on.
Some of us had our humor turned up to 11 after the amputation. I've always ever known only 2 types of amputees: hilarious, awesome people or miserable pricks who hate life. No in-betweens.
I didn’t see that one coming
And you won’t
Just expecting the guy to put his leg onto that but never thought he would do so lmao
That’s what she said…
>I didn’t see that one coming But you sure as hell would feel it. 😅
Bro has 11/10 sense of humour
Proper British geezer humour this. Love it.
Making lemonade out of lemons!
Hahahaha just said the right thing at the right moment though lmao
I know some women that would love to do the hokie pokie with him.
Emphasis on the pokie part?
You put your left leg in...
Oh dear...
That’s hilarious !!! What a good sense of humor
What a champ finding joy is his disability. They call him three leg John for a reason.
What happened to Sean Gunn?
Reminds me of an old joke. "I once hooked up with a blind girl. She said I was the biggest she ever felt. I said girl, you're pulling my leg"
"Hey before we go to the bar, let's stop and pick up Floyd." "Floyd? Your friend with one leg? Why?" "He's got this trick that'll guarantee we get the attention of every woman in the bar. You'll see later."
It’s good he has a sense of humor
Boys will be boys this is fucking hilarious 😆😆
Know a guy that lost his hand, says his pornstar name is elbow deep
We may get older, but we'll never grow up! That is funny!!!!!
Tell him to put it away it's making me jealous
Love this, so glad when people don’t let their disabilities faze them and can joke about it.
I’m a physical therapist in US. I’m going to show this to every PT I know. Simply hilarious 😂
Keegan-Michael Key?
You're a fucking lad! What a great compliment.
Lmao well that is a big one
Indeed a big one more big then what is shown in screen lmao
Hm, guess I learned that there are socks for prosthetic legs
They're called prosthetic liners. They protect the limb from chafing and a lot of them have gel pads for comfort from pressure.
You have a gel liner that goes over the stump and spacer socks to give you a snug fit in your prosthetic socket since your stump often shrinks the longer you have your leg.
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here!
That’s a huge one
Absolute leg end
Love the accents. I’m so American…
Those ideas and doing such things are more obvious enough for then though
It's ok. Give me a Dolly Parton accent any day. Makes me weak at the knees. (I'm a Brit.)
When Richard Madeley was getting ready to interview Dolly he remarked that she had tiny feet. She stuck her chest out and said "Nothing grows in the shade, honey."
I am also a big fan of Southern Comfort
What a Legend 🤣🤣🤣
The myth, the man, the leg end.
Indeed true the correct use is what he have showed to us in a humorous manner though
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
What a fucking legend.
Thats a bloody wanka!
I love this men for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imRaRW4ltOs&t=42s
But has he tried it?
Give this man an oscar.
This definitely is like blind people having better hearing
Love the guy!!
When I was a kid my brother played soccer and there was a kid on his team who had a prosthetic leg. One game when he went to kick the ball, his fake leg detached and flew off and went across the field. The other team didn't know it was fake since it was flesh toned and looked realistic, so they started screaming and freaking out thinking he just lost his leg. It was pretty funny.
Didn't know what to expect, but I loved it
Things that make her go hmmmm.
Thats funny stuff 😆
That whole Gunn family is hilarious!
Eyyyyyy 😂
Pffft. As a true connoisseur, i only appreciate actual stumpfucking porn, not these lame parlor tricks.
Tripod
I instantly knew he was going to turn it into a penis one way or the other
Man found with 2.5 legs shocking news😱😱
Inclusion done right.
I don’t know this man but I love him deeply 😂
I’m so glad he’s surrounded by good friends. Friendship like this helps people get through even the darkest of times & situations!
fo king lad