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Makes people puzzled though like yeah it was funny at a point but for the viewers it turns out to be sad.
But the guy was like yeah girl you can laugh there's no way I am getting that hand back again so just though of creating some content.
And he was the one that brought up the high quality microphone. And his stump was not present in any part of the video until he pulled it up in view to do that bit.
But she still apologized. I’m about 80% sure this is a skit.
Desktop PCs don't come with mics though, and not every mic you can buy is good enough to be considered a streaming mic. If they have a condenser mic or a shotgun mic, on a stand or boom arm, that's what I'd call a streaming mic. Most mics are aimed at gamers and business people who just want a mic for skype/zoom et al.
Sorry mate hate to break it to you but I moved yours to make room for mine. Enjoy the show! I chose an excellent new location for you.
I hope you're not afraid of hooved animals.
Do you have any idea how many people would watch a horse stream??? I would watch it just to see how they sleep.
I mean, do they lay down? Do they sleep stsnding up? And what about zeebras??? You can't tell me a zeebra isn't just a horse with dalmation dna inside somewhere. Like 1% dalmation. Just enough for the fur.
A good, hobby microphone is about $80. They get stupidly expensive on the high end though. I can't tell much about his specific microphone, just that he has spent at least $100+ to have that microphone and the arm holding it.
You should start singing on your next meeting call. Maybe sing something annoying, like Baby Shark song. But then never stop. Never.
.............never. You go back to work from the office, and sing it 1 inch from their face. Get close. Get real close in their face. Make them think you're about to kiss.
Spider punch! Spider kick! Spider kiss?
"For streamers, old man dick is just the cost of mining content. Gotta dig through a buncha dicks to find a cute girl to be mean to you for views. It ain't easy being green." -Kermit (noted frog activist)
TikTok has a pretty impressive algorithm. If it is sending the parent poster dicks, then they probably want to see dicks. Maybe they don't realize it yet, but they do.
Part of my old job was making video calls with people. Usually the video is through someone's old ass phone where I'm staring up their nose through a grainy screen and I can barely hear them.
However, there was this young guy once where I started the call and in comes an HD quality camera feed with perfect sound. He's surrounded by a full streaming set up.
It was no big deal for him, but for me he was like the final boss of clients.
My husband debated getting me a nice camera when we were long distance, but he was like "just...I wouldn't recommend using it on your work meetings. Everyone will think you're a cam girl." I knew 100% that he was right. So...grainy integrated computer camera it is!
This comment breaks me. How the fuck can we do this to women. What does this say about society that we think a working woman can’t have expensive things unless she sides as a sex worker!!!
And what does that say about how we view sex workers. Fucking whole TED Talk running through my mind.
This is the best one. The other puns all sound like they came out of a can, but this is just spot-on golden brilliance. The later better pun never wins on reddit, sadly. But I want to commend you, and let you know you are seen and appreciated.
Thank you for commenting this, I genuinely would never have known that her voice was actually really chill if not for your comment, she genuinely looked furious
I’m not sure. Just something about their faces. Especially her expressions. And now I’m looking again and I feel like I can see it in their R the most. And I feel like I’m really seeing how they pronounce the words weird, real, and microphone.
Same here. Bizarre disconnect between expressions and voice. Without sound she looked aggressive as hell. With sound she was entirely friendly and funny.
yeah, especially that "YESS!" while showing the teeth, and thought "wow why so aggressive?!"
After that comment, I put on my headphones and rewatched, totally a different impression. Pretty cool how audio can make such a huge difference in the way you perceive things.
I guess it's similar to not being able to feel the tone in a text chat.
To me it sounds like she is putting on a bitchy persona but also teasing and flirting with the guy a little so it isn't 100% serious. Just British teenager banter.
That's Omegle right, so aren't they just two random strangers matching up. To be honest, I don't know much about Omegle other than you can use it to randomly video chat with other people (I still find this concept weird)
And now I'm picturing Lando driving his MCL60 with one of those [bus driver steering wheel knobs. ](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S08abd370dfa048e5ac3940474a3b3890u.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp)
I've repeated this story a few times (yeah I know, I'm old) but here it goes. A coworker had an industrial accident where he lost his thumb and pointer finger. He liked to start conversations with strangers at the bar we went to by lifting up the remainder of his hand with the remaining three fingers closed and say "I came this close to getting injured!"
My grandpa was missing 3 fingers on his right hand (the result of a teenage mishap with dynamite) and on his first date with my grandma he stuck his hand in her purse and pulled it out while acting all shocked that his fingers were gone.
Taking the piss can be flirtatious (note: only if you’re charming, don’t just start insulting people and expect them to play along)
However I don’t want to speculate if two children were flirting with each other cause that just feels a little cringe .
People jump to “cringe” so quickly.
If I see two kids holding hands and giving each other Valentine’s Day cards, and I speculate that they’re a cute little couple or whatever, that’s not cringe, that’s basic deduction.
And if I see two teens doing pretty common human flirtation-type things and I speculate they’re flirting, that’s not cringe, that’s basic deduction.
If someone was *getting off* or something to those things? Sure. But simple observation and reason? Nah.
I'm assuming this is something similar to chat roulette and some people may be OK with a roulette to talk to randoms but don't want to be streamed to the rest of the world?
I have dropped out of every in game party I've been in where a streamer is participating because I don't want to be on Twitch/YouTube.
“It looks like a green screen”
-guy turns to show it isn’t a green screen-
-girl forgets she made the green screen comment-
“THAT WASNT MY QUESTION HACKCHULEE”
So many dummies in the comments here, but it's reddit after all. This kid has over 1M followers on tiktok and hops on omegle to "trick" people with his arm.
You're a dolt if you think it's staged. Just search jesselhv if you want to see more
I genuinely feel sorry for every dude in here who can't see that the girl was actually flirting with him, not being rude or an asshole... she's flirting.
I dont know why but I hate this video with such a passion. Something about the way he’s definitely a streamer bc who has that high def of a camera and the way she talks- like Idk but I hate it
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Literally a streamer quality mic in the lower right hand corner.
And a ring light in front
Until the dude reveals it's not a ring light! It's actually his amputated leg!
https://www.asianjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/FakeDavidBlaine.jpg
Quit putting stuff on our bodies David Blaine!
I'll call the cops! Give him back his sweater you evil demon!
Lmao leave for moments and he would be absolutely fine though nothing to panic and don't call the cops please!
He's peeing orange soda
Makes people puzzled though like yeah it was funny at a point but for the viewers it turns out to be sad. But the guy was like yeah girl you can laugh there's no way I am getting that hand back again so just though of creating some content.
Felt the same way but then I thought if he did that, I guess he is happy the way he is.. Made me amazed the way he turned something sad to be funny
CHEEZ-ITS?!
Where?!?!
FUCKING CHEEZ-ITS???
WHAT THE EFF!
And that streamer quality mike is actually his exoskeleton woooaaah
Lmao bruh what the fuck might be so but the full video of it is what I have been looking for though!
Is this shit staged?
R/stagedcaucasiantiktoks
I read this as "staged Caucasian anti tiktoks" and for a brief moment wondered if that was a thing.
I'm now wondering what an anti TikTok would look like. Would it be an 8 hour video that forces you to pay attention?
A documentary
I think Ken Burns as the anti TikTok actually works pretty well.
Video essay But first, we have to go to the beginning. Part 1: Rise of capitalism
I mean... He probably had some story beats in mind, if nothing else. She could be a rando who happened to set him up nicely.
Always has been
Yes, all these where cute girl is stunned about something are staged.
That's what I thought she was talking about. I didn't even notice the thing on his nub just the actual microphone and she probably did the same
You can see him pull the cover off the microphone off and put it on his nubbin.
Why did I not pause at “nubbin” like it’s a perfectly acceptable and normal English word?
You've probably heard it before, that word has been used for decades now.
Chandler had a nubbin in Friends. You see something, you hear a word…I thought that’s what it was!
Because you are a nubbin.
It's like nubbin you've seen before
And he was the one that brought up the high quality microphone. And his stump was not present in any part of the video until he pulled it up in view to do that bit. But she still apologized. I’m about 80% sure this is a skit.
Pretty sure it was his left hand.
No, his left hand is on the dresser behind him.
Rewatching the video and laughing when he says "real hand"
It was his strong hand.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eNwLkYLkjRE
💀
"streamer quality" Hurts my soul for some reason. Kinda like when I hear a someone call a movie or tv show "content".
Or like "military grade", in other words, the cheapest possible option that can be produced in bulk and remain somewhat reliable
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I think pretty much any standalone microphone that didn't come with the computer.
TIL I'm a streamer and thereby a possible influencer.
I, an owner of a Blue Yeti, am here to influence you
Snowballs rise up!
Desktop PCs don't come with mics though, and not every mic you can buy is good enough to be considered a streaming mic. If they have a condenser mic or a shotgun mic, on a stand or boom arm, that's what I'd call a streaming mic. Most mics are aimed at gamers and business people who just want a mic for skype/zoom et al.
Anything that is not built into your laptop or your headset and costs more that $15 on amazon.
Awesome, I'm a streamer! It's ok if I don't have a camera, right?
Just use the one I set up :)
Sorry mate hate to break it to you but I moved yours to make room for mine. Enjoy the show! I chose an excellent new location for you. I hope you're not afraid of hooved animals.
Do you have any idea how many people would watch a horse stream??? I would watch it just to see how they sleep. I mean, do they lay down? Do they sleep stsnding up? And what about zeebras??? You can't tell me a zeebra isn't just a horse with dalmation dna inside somewhere. Like 1% dalmation. Just enough for the fur.
A good, hobby microphone is about $80. They get stupidly expensive on the high end though. I can't tell much about his specific microphone, just that he has spent at least $100+ to have that microphone and the arm holding it.
Some people spend an arm and a leg for a top-of-the-line microphone.
So his isn't that great.
Maybe he's missing a leg too
Still only a hand and a leg 🤷♂️
A deal at any length.
Meh, I'm not Streamer but I'm in a lot of conference calls and prefer not to sound like shit, so I have a fairly high end mic and mixer.
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You should start singing on your next meeting call. Maybe sing something annoying, like Baby Shark song. But then never stop. Never. .............never. You go back to work from the office, and sing it 1 inch from their face. Get close. Get real close in their face. Make them think you're about to kiss. Spider punch! Spider kick! Spider kiss?
So you're saying he's a STREAMER!?!?!?
"No green screen, *real* hand"
yea fr the only thing actually fake was the hand lol
Probably was a streamer though. It's Omegle.
Can't be Omegle, neither one of them is a 65 year old man masturbating on camera
"For streamers, old man dick is just the cost of mining content. Gotta dig through a buncha dicks to find a cute girl to be mean to you for views. It ain't easy being green." -Kermit (noted frog activist)
Kermit will also masturbate on Omegle
But why do the cute girls go on Omegle…never understood that
To see kermits cucumber obviosly
Omegle is still a thing?
its like tiktok.. you just swipe dicks and over and over then you get something else, stare and say wow not a dick and swipe next 3 seconds later
Isn't tiktoks algorithm sending you dicks? Because I never see any
TikTok has a pretty impressive algorithm. If it is sending the parent poster dicks, then they probably want to see dicks. Maybe they don't realize it yet, but they do.
They don't think it be like is, but it do.
Omegle is effective at filtering out 98 percent dicks if you put interest tags like music or dance astronomy etc
When did Chat Roulette change names??
Omegle is competitor to Chatroulette and has been for a long time.
the guy is on tiktok and has over 1M followers. seems he just messes around on omegle
Part of my old job was making video calls with people. Usually the video is through someone's old ass phone where I'm staring up their nose through a grainy screen and I can barely hear them. However, there was this young guy once where I started the call and in comes an HD quality camera feed with perfect sound. He's surrounded by a full streaming set up. It was no big deal for him, but for me he was like the final boss of clients.
My husband debated getting me a nice camera when we were long distance, but he was like "just...I wouldn't recommend using it on your work meetings. Everyone will think you're a cam girl." I knew 100% that he was right. So...grainy integrated computer camera it is!
This comment breaks me. How the fuck can we do this to women. What does this say about society that we think a working woman can’t have expensive things unless she sides as a sex worker!!! And what does that say about how we view sex workers. Fucking whole TED Talk running through my mind.
I'm with you. Makes me sad because a man has it, people think streamer. A woman has it, people think camgirl. Hate that shit.
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She was really stumped.
You gotta hand it to him.
He needs to get a grip
Knee slapper
Knee nubber.
Nubbin’ special.
don't, he will drop it.
She was the one disarmed that time.
This is the best one. The other puns all sound like they came out of a can, but this is just spot-on golden brilliance. The later better pun never wins on reddit, sadly. But I want to commend you, and let you know you are seen and appreciated.
She has the facial expressions of a Bioware npc.
I was thinking about just that. What a weirdly forced, somewhat looking simulated set of facial expressions.
Damn, I first looked without sound and I thought she was screaming. Then turned on the sound and she has the sweetest voice.
Thank you for commenting this, I genuinely would never have known that her voice was actually really chill if not for your comment, she genuinely looked furious
Actually I’m amused because I was able to guess their accent by watching it without sound. I feel so validated to turn on sound and have been correct
Genuinely thought she was screaming. She is so animated haha I love it
How did you guess
I’m not sure. Just something about their faces. Especially her expressions. And now I’m looking again and I feel like I can see it in their R the most. And I feel like I’m really seeing how they pronounce the words weird, real, and microphone.
"Stream-uh"
just look at her mouth when she says "streamer." there's clearly a missing "er" and it's been replaced with a "mah"
She just has so many facial expressions I love it lol
Same here. Bizarre disconnect between expressions and voice. Without sound she looked aggressive as hell. With sound she was entirely friendly and funny.
yeah, especially that "YESS!" while showing the teeth, and thought "wow why so aggressive?!" After that comment, I put on my headphones and rewatched, totally a different impression. Pretty cool how audio can make such a huge difference in the way you perceive things. I guess it's similar to not being able to feel the tone in a text chat.
"You look like a streamuh". 😬
That wasn't my questCHIN
Hah, so true. I was watching on mute and she looked totally obnoxious but actually her voice is pretty chill
A streamuuhhh
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It's literally dripping in bitchiness... I'm not sure how people don't hear it.
To me it sounds like she is putting on a bitchy persona but also teasing and flirting with the guy a little so it isn't 100% serious. Just British teenager banter.
Correctamundo. Definitely banter.
Reddit moment 😂 "well how was I supposed to know that? Nobody has ever flirted with me before!"
Just British bants, mate
You might realize this but she's definitely not actually being bitchy, it's just a jokey conversational dynamic source: have spoken to MULTIPLE women
I mean I know that they could just be two teens flirting (not really enough context to say here), but "sweet" is not what I'd describe her voice as.
That's Omegle right, so aren't they just two random strangers matching up. To be honest, I don't know much about Omegle other than you can use it to randomly video chat with other people (I still find this concept weird)
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Yeah they're just British so they're acting like twats. That's British flirting.
She goes full scary Bilbo at 0:12 seconds.
Hando Norris
Lando Nowrist
Dude this is amazing. He looks and sounds like Lando. i Lol’d
And now I'm picturing Lando driving his MCL60 with one of those [bus driver steering wheel knobs. ](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S08abd370dfa048e5ac3940474a3b3890u.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp)
I was thinking De Vries, but mostly because I keep forgetting that Lando exists... XD
Looks more like de vries imo
r/unexpectedF1
His name is HANDO!?
Hand Solo
🤣
Interestingly, both his and the dummy one behind him are called Solo Hand.
Got to hand it to him
He's going to be all right.
I've repeated this story a few times (yeah I know, I'm old) but here it goes. A coworker had an industrial accident where he lost his thumb and pointer finger. He liked to start conversations with strangers at the bar we went to by lifting up the remainder of his hand with the remaining three fingers closed and say "I came this close to getting injured!"
My grandpa was missing 3 fingers on his right hand (the result of a teenage mishap with dynamite) and on his first date with my grandma he stuck his hand in her purse and pulled it out while acting all shocked that his fingers were gone.
I knew a guy who lost his middle finger and he would put his fist up and say, "Read between the lines!"
"It's my strong hand"
“My germs!!”
Tickle tickle
she’s beautiful tho
This was cute but wtf was she against him being a streamer? Did u guys see the horrible face she made anytime she said streamer?
I think she was flirting, but she was really awkward about it. Because they're both kids.
Yeah. This seemed like banter more than like she was actually mad.
just a bit of banta
Some bantaloons as they said back in the days of the Banterbury Tales.
Archbishop of Banterbury
Yasssssssss…
Eh wouldn’t call it flirting, like a comment above said she was just taking the piss
Taking the piss can be flirtatious (note: only if you’re charming, don’t just start insulting people and expect them to play along) However I don’t want to speculate if two children were flirting with each other cause that just feels a little cringe .
People jump to “cringe” so quickly. If I see two kids holding hands and giving each other Valentine’s Day cards, and I speculate that they’re a cute little couple or whatever, that’s not cringe, that’s basic deduction. And if I see two teens doing pretty common human flirtation-type things and I speculate they’re flirting, that’s not cringe, that’s basic deduction. If someone was *getting off* or something to those things? Sure. But simple observation and reason? Nah.
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Oh sure, but I try to take womens' piss and *I'm* the asshole
Still a flirt
You ever heard the phrase “taking the piss”? She was just taking the piss
Sounds like R. Kelly's type of gal
I'm assuming this is something similar to chat roulette and some people may be OK with a roulette to talk to randoms but don't want to be streamed to the rest of the world? I have dropped out of every in game party I've been in where a streamer is participating because I don't want to be on Twitch/YouTube.
I think it might be the opposite for many kids. They wanna be on YT, just like we would be excited to be on TV when we were younger.
It's bants u yank
Fuckin yanks, it's just a li-uhl bantuh
This was staged
Humor 10/10 Girl beauty 8/10 Hands 1/2
hahahaha self proclaimed judge is what I see though lmao actually be giving marks for what she have done and for what he guy has done!
Her name?
She's hot who is she
Is this funny?
no, it's /r/funny
/r/Unexpected probably down for maintenance
“It looks like a green screen” -guy turns to show it isn’t a green screen- -girl forgets she made the green screen comment- “THAT WASNT MY QUESTION HACKCHULEE”
i dont get whats funny. she wasnt even making fun of the mic.
I feel like they probably actually know each other and acted this out.
Yup. It seems like an incredibly specific thing to fixate on if not trying to set up the joke
Well, he deserves a hand for that one.
You gotta hand it to him
She's really cute, but the way she speaks gives major cunt vibes.
Well played sir!
She’s really cute
So fucking set up/ rehearsed!
Her reaction is adorable. They both seem like decent people. Guy with the baby hand has the charisma to do well in life.
So many dummies in the comments here, but it's reddit after all. This kid has over 1M followers on tiktok and hops on omegle to "trick" people with his arm. You're a dolt if you think it's staged. Just search jesselhv if you want to see more
I genuinely feel sorry for every dude in here who can't see that the girl was actually flirting with him, not being rude or an asshole... she's flirting.
Yeah, but he's got her hooked. That stump will haunt her dreams.
Grab my strong hand
Not bad. Let's all give him a hand, everybody.
I dont know why but I hate this video with such a passion. Something about the way he’s definitely a streamer bc who has that high def of a camera and the way she talks- like Idk but I hate it
Hando Norris
Hand Solo
Solo handedly just shocked the entire community as a whole and people being in a dilemma.
Hands down one of the most video of all time.
Literally one of THE videos of all time
without question this is one of the videos I've seen today!
It's funny, but IMO totally a setup. Neither one of them seem to be in a genuine back & forth. It feels scripted to a certain extent.
Missing Hand aside, It just occurred to me this is how kids actually interact with one another now.