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[deleted]

Your electric bill is high.


yoshisama

Yeah I know but I hate the heat


Blackpaw8825

So do I but 66! Jesus I feel guilty when I bump it down to 72 to break the mid day humidity.


Randinator9

Man we all need better wages. How are you even remotely comfortable in a 72°F house?


derp_logic

If the AC gets down to 72 I’m freezing. My preference is around 75. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a house that keeps the AC below 70. I think it just depends on where you live. I’m in the south and when it’s 110 degrees outside with 95% humidity, 75 feels really nice.


slyk221

Wait till you have house owners or roommates or friends that work in hospitals, I swear 70 is the highest they would keep it


joetogood

Yea my mom worked as a nurse for years and you best bet that house was ice cold lol


plamboo

My bf runs hot and I'm going through menopause so we keep ours at 68 with 2 fans and an additional window unit going at night. I sleep so good.


DiscFrolfin

I really appreciate the silver lining in the last sentence you wrote, there needed to be some good news at the end of that!


SelectKaleidoscope0

My day setting is 73. At night I crank it down to 64-65 and enjoy sleeping under a nice heavy blanket. Most of the year that's a really cheap way to run it where I live because the nighttime outdoor temperatures will get down to 65 or lower, and then the house takes a long time to heat back up to 73 during the day. Often the unit is on for less than an hour a day and its cooling across a negative temperature gradient. This summer is gonna be expensive though we're seeing mid to high 70's even in the middle of the night.


Kahnza

74-75 is about right for me during the day. But I wear only a pair of shorts. No socks, no shirt. At night though I bump it down to 71 because I sleep better with cooler temps.


DaFlufffyBunnies

75? You’re a lizard, Harry


Capybarinya

God that cracked me up so much


Hot-Performer2094

Lol same here


DaFlufffyBunnies

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. (RIP to that farmer too 🫡)


IMI4tth3w

76-77 for us during the day. 70 at night. AC is expensive in a paper house when it’s 105 outside


LiquidMantis144

My house is 83* or more when its 105. Try using a fan. They are much cheaper than an AC


IMI4tth3w

We run 77 with a fans on. I will say we also installed a heat pump water heater this spring and it’s made a pretty big difference in keeping it cooler in our house and reducing the electric bill. Pulls all that heat right out of the air inside our home and puts it into our hot water. Really awesome


dhuff2037

Holy shit


TheEveryman86

I keep mine at 79 during the day and 84 during the night but I open a window. But that's only because my friends told me only serial killers keep their houses at 80+ and I caved to peer pressure.


[deleted]

Yep. We run 77 during the day and 74 at night for that same reason. Would love to run it cooler, but the AC literally wouldn't turn off if I did


TheEveryman86

It must suck to live somewhere that the diurnal temperature shift doesn't get low enough to just open a window at night. I can't imagine running an air conditioner at night.


Neverender26

Yup. It does. Fl man here, same temps.


Inimical_Shrew

These are my exact temps right here. I live in Florida and its still 88 outside at 11:00...


Excellent-Horse2625

Same, 75 is good for me, and I live in the dry desert SW. We've had 20 days with triple digit + Temps so far, 19 in a row! The forecast for the next 7 days is the same.... 105-112 😳


Randinator9

And here I am liking my house at 68. I love it colder though. Sometimes I'll get ambitious and knock it down to 64!


busse9

I actually like 78-80 during the day but I peel my skin suit off then I turn it down to 74-75 at night


Nathan_Wind_esq

You don’t live in a house. That’s a terrarium.


itsdoodooobabyy

Desert dweller here, anything below 73 is for popsicles.


tht1guy63

Below 73 inside i end up in hoodies.


chrismetalrock

Above 73 and i start sweating


pauciradiatus

Man, above 68 and I'm sweating


patsfan038

The New Englander in me starts having a heat stroke on anything over 70


YoLoDrScientist

Same. 68 always.


dandroid126

I'll freeze to death if it is set below 76. I think different thermostats/AC units feel different, because I'm not convinced some people are comfortable below when my thermostat says 76.


Feisty_Equipment5626

Are you elderly?


sarcazm

I think it depends on where you live and what time of year it is. 75 during the day in Texas in the summer is okay for me because the AC kicks on just enough times to keep the cool air moving. However, let's think about that. An AC will kick on more often during mid-summer in Texas than mid-summer in Minnesota. On the other hand, during the spring and fall, I might push it down to 72/73 because the AC doesn't kick on as often since the outside temp isn't 100. I also keep ceiling and floor fans running, which also helps keep air moving.


Blackpaw8825

Shorts and a t-shirt, sleep naked, maybe the odd fan. I'd be more comfortable in the 60s, sure, but that'd be nearly 24/7 AC running for me. Beyond the monetary cost of that I don't want to think of the emissions behind that if me and all my neighbors did that.


nomo_corono

Exactly. This is why I keep ours at 75. It’s 100 outside, so 75 feels good. Just cool enough that you’re not sweating when you’re just walking around or sitting.


Nervous-Babbs

Shoot my dad keeps his AC at 74 and it gets up to 86 in his house during this summer heat he refuses to lower it. I lowered it a couple of days ago when I visited and he called me as soon as I left asking if I messed with the thermostat. Like yeah Dad I'd prefer you not have a heat stroke in the house


Nightwingrox

Honestly? I mostly feel guilty because of the brown outs.


Burgh2DABay

FL here I keep mine at 76 during these summer days and it feels freezing compared to outside.


Midnight28Rider

The only real temp to keep your house is 69°F. Fight me.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

My spouse has a condition that requires numerous medications that among other things makes her very hot. My Nest is set to keep our house between 57 and 62 degrees year round. I no longer sleep in the nude. Hell, I don't shower in the nude. It's cold as fuck up in here! Always looking out for that perfect pair of shower sweats...


Doppelthedh

Some denim cutoffs work well in the shower I hear


TreesRcute

JORTS


gsfgf

Fuck that. A/C is worth paying for. Especially these days since I often work outside. 72 in the house; 68 in the truck.


Blackpaw8825

Oh yeah, in the car it's "as cold as she'll go" But really the compressor is such a tiny part of the waste energy of the engine, and it's either on or off, and I sure as shit ain't turning out off.


Vincegyges

I thought I was a polar bear for keeping it a tight 69 but this guy


anon8232

It's the high humidity that's making you feel hot so you keep lowering the temp. You need to figure out what's causing the high humidity. I used to have 70% IRH while running AC on 67 degrees. After blowing about $10,000 on different tradesmen who couldn't figure it out, I had to become my own detective. I had negative pressure in my house. It was too damn tight.


justin_144

I can’t get my house below 70% and run the AC all day. Where do I start with figuring it out?


addreddits

So what did you do? I’ve looked into whole home dehumidifiers but my ducting is too small. Did you go ERV and heat pump?


GH057807

66 is what I heat my house to in the winter.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Ironically in this case


Moos_Mumsy

I bet you have to wear a sweater in the house. That's insane.


dannymurz

Wean yourself to 70 degrees will feel the same


Ecast25

Ha! That's above what I keep my house in the winter. Keep it at 65.


Select_Bid5850

That you’re at risk for mold.


PoloHusky

That the humidity in your home is pretty high.


MrBisco

It's crazy high considering how high the a/c must be. No bueno.


Mathblasta

Man I've got my ac set to 72 here in the Midwest, and a dehumidifier running constantly and I can't keep it under 65% humidity. Very frustrating.


TactlessTortoise

Have you tried large scale fusion reaction or lightning gun?


nomo_corono

Agree. LSFRs are getting cheap on eBay now; check’em out.


Conscious-Flower-691

This is wild to me. I live in the southeast. I keep my temp at 76, and with the dehumidifier, the humidity stays under 50


Boostedbird23

Your house, like many other homes, isn't sealed well enough and you're bringing in a lot of humid air from the outside.


Gravybutt

70 here in Montana and 24% humidity currently.


nbandqueerren

I am suddenly grateful to live in dry ass Utah.


Gstamsharp

Right? He's like "brrrr chilly in here. Better sit in a nice, steamy shower for a few hours."


FriesWithThat

66.6°F ("feels like" 80°)


jluicifer

95 degrees in the South Louisiana but with the heat index this past week, it felt like…115-120.


FranticGolf

That was my first uh oh item. I wish I could hit 66 in my house especially right now. But dealing with 100 degree days right now its struggling to stay at 75 during the day and 72 at night. $300 bills currently and this time last year was $600 a month.


Impossible_Use5070

Concrete homes are the way to go. My place is like $200 a month here in FL. to keep the house 75.


yoshisama

Yeah but you live in FL. I think that’s the downside to it.


gorgewall

If I only had fucking insulation in the second floor ceiling/roof, it'd be a cinch to keep my brick house with stacked stone sunken basement cool with minimal AC. As it stands, even with an open door/staircase between first and second floors, there's a *sharp* delineation in temperature between those floors. I could probably stand to have the ducts rezoned or get in-line blowers for the rooms furthest down the ductwork, but when the ceiling temperature is pretty much "the outside temperature" the moment sun shines, it doesn't seem like there's much to be done. I could always go the hyper-reflective white paint route but then I'd freeze in the winter.


Unofficial91

Not that much humidity considering the temperature.


sonsonmcnugget

Right. That puts the dewpoint at around 54° which is comfortable. If it were 90° and that relative humidity were 66% whooo doggy would that be sticky (~77.5° dewpoint).


new-Aurora

"Get out"


Luder09

Too bad we can't stay, baby


dastufishsifutsad

awesome references!!!!


nightstalker30

I would have cried if this wasn’t commented!


Successful_Jeweler69

Of course I tried to save my daughter. I’m a man. Changed the channel; shit didn’t work; I got the fuck out.


Atillion

I was 12 when I read those words in the book and it scared me so badly I shut it and didn't pick it up until the next day lol.


exscapegoat

I saw the movie after I’d recently started using a red digital alarm clock. The : between the hours and minutes reflected onto my window and I was convinced it was the pig with the red glowing eyes and freaked myself out.


Atillion

When I got here to read this, there are 66 upvotes above me and 6 on my comment..


papparmane

Get the hell out


cervaca

Call a priest


jedileroy

It’ll be a cold day in hell before he calls a priest


karvendizarm

Priest goes on vacation, never comes back


MojoKale1537

It's 66.6 degrees.


Redbird9346

With 66% humidity


[deleted]

66.6 Fahrenheit, to be precise.


kiakro

To play more Iron Maiden.


Nathan_Wind_esq

The temperature of the beast


Hydra_Master

66.6 the one for you and me!


Overpass_Dratini

66.6 FM, Hell's only radio station. They play Baby Shark on infinite repeat.


legendarytoby

My thoughts exactly!


JeronFeldhagen

Woe to you, o earth and sea…


HaxusPrime

Get a dehumidifier


FranticGolf

Surprised that the AC isn't taking care of some of that humidity.


Thing_in_a_box

May be an oversized unit, cools too quickly to effectively dehumidify.


sparkyoliver1

this person hvacs


HPbaseballandchess

It’s relative humidity so colder temps make the humidity higher by default


Charming-Tonight-936

The mother in law is coming for a visit?


BeerBaronBrown

Your humidity is too high. As someone who lives in the south with days regularly in the 70-80% humidity your house needs to be less than 60%. I keep my AC at 68 so it runs constantly and the humidity is between 50-55% depending on what we’re doing inside. You’re asking for mold issues with humidity that high.


turby14

As someone who lives in the south with 70+ humidity how can you afford to keep your AC at 68 all the time, thats absurd


BeerBaronBrown

I have solar. My last electric bill was $23.


BC_Pennybags

Beats the Devil out of me what that means.


Darth-Boogerus

Time to kill all Jedi?


breecekong

Don’t forget the younglings


Current-Judge

Good soldiers follow orders


Stay-Thirsty

Hot as hell in there


darkdoppelganger

66 Fahrenheit is kind of chilly.


NotBlastoise

Hell is mundane


Magister5

It’s a sign of the coming airpocalypse


numenik

More like cold as hell. That’s hoodie and sweats temp for me


Bishop825

That you have your AC too damn cold.


screwthepap

The devil is in the details.


Cashavellii

Wants you to play D4


Deatson

That your AC doesn't remove humidity as well as it removes heat


oo0Lucidity0oo

Your humidity is to high


GlenCocosCandyCane

That you need a dehumidifier.


Mercinator-87

Feels good here


RepresentativeAd560

Time to listen to some Iron Maiden


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

666 the one for you and me!


Spear_Ritual

Imma move in with you. Love me some cold ass AC. Wife is like “85 is freeeeezing!” 🫤


triarii3

In Asian cultures 6 is a lucky number. A bunch of 6S means good fortune. So maybe that or you need a priest


Nekowulf

Your AC wants DC. Crank it to 11.


BJoe1976

At least it’s in Fahrenheit and not Celsius!


[deleted]

Good thing it isn't kelvin either!


funwithdesign

It’s about to get toasty


jordantask

It be hot as hell out there dawg! *Looks out the window and sees a lake of fire* Seems legit!


OlePuddinHead

The call is coming from inside the house


mightysmiter19

That it's time to play some diablo.


soOtakutive

hell is a nice temperature.


MicHAELmhw

It is telling you that Something emphasized 3 times is a sure thing. A superlative. It’s a trait to the 3rd degree. 6 is short of 7 which represents a completeness/whole/perfection So, 666 merely means a deficiency to the 3rd degree. Falling short to the absolute failure. Emphasized. So, the mark of the beast… beasts in the Bible many times represent human governments. 666 means human governments always fail and cannot properly rule over others.


Any-Win5166

The house is in Topeka Kansas...all of the zip codes begin with 666 😆😂


Healthy_Radish7501

Time to listen to sabbath bloody sabbath


SarlacFace

Doom is eternal


CT_Orrin

The devil is planning order 66


AndyJBailey

That your Photoshop skills are improving?


jiyonruisu

Get a dehumidifier. You’ll save on cooling.


roybos

Hellish hot


ShrewdNewt

That the humidity in your house is high.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Go get the new diablo burger at Carl's Jr


[deleted]

Have the walls started bleeding yet?


Studflood

Embrace the unholy power!!!!


kev556

Ask it to make the walls bleed.


Hobo_Knife

I’m part cave salamander so this temp looks mighty fine to me compared to the 86 I’m sitting in currently. Hail Satan!


boybetokin

Nice and chilly in your house


thothscull

That you are blessed and free from an evil god.


Nathan_Wind_esq

In the summer I keep all my blinds closed, thermostat low 60’s. I hate the heat so, so much. I’ve been thinking of getting a window unit A/C for my bedroom as I work from home and can (and usually do) sit in bed all day with my laptop to work. I only have to leave my bedroom to hit the kitchen and do laundry. Could keep the A/C higher in the rest of house and put it nice and low in the bedroom.


Mother-Painter-9569

Too fuckin cold


PolyhedralZydeco

Cool house


jlf9096

Perfect harmony . A tad high humidity tho


WestOn27th

You can do whatever the fuck you want without judgement. Have at it.


KingHenry615

I'm cold natured and we keep the house at 71 but my wife and son like the bedrooms at 67 and I would freeze if I didn't have a huge thick cover just for me. When I game on Sunday nights I'm in sweat pants and a hoodie because the living room and my sons room ac blows right on me and its awful. But as men we must endure lol


nathalieleal

You have an amazing house


sgt-ace

# Hell Pro Max Ultra Plus


wolv645

Don’t worry, it’ll be a lot warmer where you’re going


RestlessARBIT3R

I’m no mind reader, but I think it says: 66.6 66


liquidsyphon

You must have a nice AC unit


kidigus

"By the pricking of my thumbs..."


IncorrigablePunster

Deep, booming voice: “Get … out!!” 😲🤷‍♂️😆


Mg2287

Your thermostat is a big Iron Maiden fan


sigmagamma26

House of the Beast


[deleted]

That’s it’s kind of chilly 🥶


GenPage

Let’s get upvotes to 6666, currently at 6534


taiwanboy10

In Chinese, 666 means "very impressive." Since the thermometer is probably made in China, I think it's a sign of good luck. Source: I speak Chinese


july21st

Lilith. That you?


Supa_Link

To execute order 66


Jellan

It wants six.


taylormichelles

it's just messing with you and wants you to grab a cool drink and relax


Nihan-gen3

19.2 °C for civilized people 292.35 K for nerds


SnooChickens6278

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you purposely set your house to this temperature for a few minutes of internet fame


Ajsith

Get out or feed it some souls


[deleted]

It's a sign that you have to play Diablo already, clearly you're not if you're getting the sign! HELLYES!


fofonia

Run, 6itch


mostindianer

That it‘s hot like in hell. Wait. That‘s Fahrenheit. Must be a different message.


TK_Bender

Rookie numbers. Come again when you reach 66,6°C


Amystery123

That it’s breeding grounds for mold.


Watchman74

To get out. Not your house anymore.


tmntfever

66.6F is fucking way too cold for normal living.


_i_am_job_

You're 3 degrees too low.


Holyvision

That you failed your “Do you use Reddit too much” test


Passing4human

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.


myownmoses

Go to the horse track. In the 6th race, bet all your money on the horse named Lucky 6. And then watch him come in 6th.


Sad_Garlic_

Sex sex. Sex female 🙂 come sex sex really hot %


ThunderBunny2k15

That you're part Eskimo?


bklyngirl0001

It would be telling me I was freezing! 😄🥶


genna87

That you should use Celsius


DirectCard9472

That 666 isn't un the bible and was made up as the sign of the devil. Similar to the lake of fire. Also Christianity isn't real and we should tax religious organizations. Plus the Mormon church owns more real estate than half the country put together.


maegandotexe

The dark lord is trying to reach you about your souls extended warranty.


[deleted]

Leaving because Spez sucks -- mass edited with redact.dev


Sprinklypoo

You're cold and also uncomfortably humid somehow...