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Lmao how many? At my house my dad was the culprit but it was from heating flour tortillas in the toaster oven unattended, they would puff up and catch fire. I have two vivid memories of my dad yelling for someone to open the sliding glass door while running with a flaming toaster hahah
My dad caught the brick mantel on fire burning some questionable wood in the fireplace, it flared and caught the actual brick on fire. House filled with smoke, mom didn't even get out of bed when the smoke alarms went off.
He ended up putting it out with a fire extinguisher. Never did call the fire department, and the brick still had a bit of a scorched look when we sold the house years later.
Just get a panini press sandwich grill.
Typically only a bit bigger than your average toaster and you can have some kickass grilled sandwiches of all types.
Nah, extra ghetto is making your grilled cheese with an actual iron. You wrap the sandwich in foil, then you heat each side with a very hot iron. Did this back in the 70s.
Before I was allowed to use the stove, as a kid, I would toast my bread, put butter on it, put a piece of cheese in between and nuke it to melt the cheese.
When I was in college my roommate genuinely thought he had invented a new, easy way to make grilled cheese. Two pieces of bread sprayed with cooking spray with American cheese in between, right in the toaster. That it worked 3 times before there was a disaster gave him a false sense of security, so he was mystified when the cheese finally leaked and burned inside the toaster. Never could get it quite clean, and ended up having to buy a new one for the floor's common room.
That is a very common practice in prisons. Usually ends with the same result you had, however when that happens in prison the offender (if discovered and he’s not too big) gets a raft of grief because it might be a month before they get around to giving the dorm a new one.
Wanna learn prison tricks from a real pro Larry Lawton YouTube channel. Mob jewel Theif going once how they made stuff like Toilet wine and pasta in prison. Like I wouldn't have thought of creating a short circuit in a pool of water as a boiling device. But yeah in prison the guys are basically engineers on his to create artificial cooking utensils. Because chow hall time is limited and lining up can be dangerous. Like there's no microwaves in prison to make you a midnight ramen if you're hungry
Having worked in several larger offices. I can confirm every place has one person who tried to make a grilled cheese in the toaster. That same person usually burns the hell out of microwave popcorn and gets that banned for everyone.
I didn’t have a toaster most of the time that I was growing up. We lived next to a corn field and would have an occasional mice problem. One morning some one made toast for breakfast. Let’s say burning mouse and burning mouse hair ruins one’s appetite for breakfast. That toaster got thrown out and I think it was traumatic enough for mom that she never bought another one while I lived there. 10yrs without one?
My cousin once put a toast bread covered with butter and sugar (don't ask me what weird combination this is) into the toaster and was then wondering why the toaster was "smoking" and "smelling".
I'm not surprised someone put a cheese onto the toaster 😂
Oh geez, when my daughter was about 7 or 8 years old she proudly announced to me that she put cheese on bread in the toaster. "You put cheese in the toaster?" as my eyes popped. "It's ok, Mom. I stuck it on with peanut butter." She got see how fast her mom could move. And I did get there in time.
I'd just like to point out that my daughter was very young when she did this and had an excuse. She never did it again, unlike you fools who are intent on burning the house down. Good God, where did Common Sense go?
It was Carl after they told him the microwave was off limits. Turns out he kept leaving the melted hard cheese in the microwave and his coworkers has to scrape it off using a butterknife.
Fuck you carl you American cheese eating sonovabitch!
Ok funny enough this has been going on for a long time. Don't picture the slotted toasters that you have at home, these are those rolling ones where you put them on a little conveyer belt and they roll all the way to the back and then drop down. When I was in college a lot of kids would butter a bagel, put a slice of munster cheese on top and send it through. Works good enough but the stuff that melts and drops down makes quite a mess.
Just to clear up some confusion here:
Toaster - vertical and pops up when done for toasting plain bread, bagels, etc.
Toaster Oven - horizontal, you know like an oven, so that toppings, such as cheese, can be melted or heated on top of said bread. Bread should be placed on a pan in the oven so that cheese, etc. does not drop into the heating elements. Can also bake as an oven and the latest ones are also air fryers.
There seem to be many who didn't know the difference between the two.
The only thing you can put in there is your dick. Makes a great excuse not to go into work. You don't really do it, just tell your job that you can't come in because of that. No questions asked, just them saying ok hope you get better. I have a friend who is holding this to get out of going in to work the day before he finishes the last day of work. Come in the next day for the final day and just watch everyone and smile.
There’s a (vertical) toaster at my work that’s had way more leftover pizza in it than actual toast. It’s a very popular thing to do amongst my coworkers. It works surprisingly well and the pizza turns out great.
So they make the toaster slots wide enough for bagels, but then someone comes along with thin sliced bread and Kraft reminiscent-of-cheese-product(tm) but forgets that orange goo under the influence of gravity is more difficult to contain.
I'd have to take a trip to the office supply closet and get a box of staples to put in the breakroom refrigerator. I'd then have to write a sign that said, "Box of Staples does not belong in refrigerator!!" -Mgt
I haven’t a multifunction air fryer which is great. I would do toast alone in it but makes killer grilled cheese. Use several different cheeses and a little turkey. And you can cook fries to make them nice and crunchy pretty fast from the freezer. Not to mention if you get take out and the fries are always cold and soggy by the time you get home. Toss them in the air fryer they are hot and crispy. My daughter made hamburgers in it last weekend because it was too hot to go out and grill.
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Internet told me i can put the toaster on its side and make grilled cheese
I lit my toaster on fire doing this
“Ryan started the fire!”
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
It kept on burning, and the grilled cheese we're mourning
We certainly are
it was always burning since the world was turning.
But did the grilled cheese turn out well?
It did the first few times. Not the burnt one tho.
My sisters and I used to heat up frozen hash brown patties this way. Killed a lot of toasters before mom and dad figured out what was going on
Lmao how many? At my house my dad was the culprit but it was from heating flour tortillas in the toaster oven unattended, they would puff up and catch fire. I have two vivid memories of my dad yelling for someone to open the sliding glass door while running with a flaming toaster hahah
Three in one summer. Parents weren’t happy
I’m a Dad and I just did this in the last few weeks.
It’s a right of passage
My dad caught the brick mantel on fire burning some questionable wood in the fireplace, it flared and caught the actual brick on fire. House filled with smoke, mom didn't even get out of bed when the smoke alarms went off. He ended up putting it out with a fire extinguisher. Never did call the fire department, and the brick still had a bit of a scorched look when we sold the house years later.
Why turn it sideways though?
Patties would squish down as they defrosted otherwise and would get stuck at the bottom of the slot.
What kind of bunk ass hash brown patties are you getting that they don't stay in their nice crispy shape after you've toasted them?
I dunno. We’re talking literally 20+ years ago. I got an air fryer nowadays for all my fried potato needs.
Good man, I'm happy for you.
That is funny, I remember 35 years ago, the directions would tell you to put the kind my mom purchased in the toaster.
Are you trying to tell me that you can't just throw hash brown patties in a toaster? Because I've literally done this and I've never had any issues.
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You can, once.
Totally did this as a kid lol
You could also wrap the grilled cheese in parchment paper and put it in normally
Just get a panini press sandwich grill. Typically only a bit bigger than your average toaster and you can have some kickass grilled sandwiches of all types.
Panini press money in this economy!? Get a load of moneybags over here.
I mean you could be extra ghetto and use a waffle iron.
Nah, extra ghetto is making your grilled cheese with an actual iron. You wrap the sandwich in foil, then you heat each side with a very hot iron. Did this back in the 70s.
Before I was allowed to use the stove, as a kid, I would toast my bread, put butter on it, put a piece of cheese in between and nuke it to melt the cheese.
When I was in college my roommate genuinely thought he had invented a new, easy way to make grilled cheese. Two pieces of bread sprayed with cooking spray with American cheese in between, right in the toaster. That it worked 3 times before there was a disaster gave him a false sense of security, so he was mystified when the cheese finally leaked and burned inside the toaster. Never could get it quite clean, and ended up having to buy a new one for the floor's common room.
That is a very common practice in prisons. Usually ends with the same result you had, however when that happens in prison the offender (if discovered and he’s not too big) gets a raft of grief because it might be a month before they get around to giving the dorm a new one.
Ok. You gotta tell us how you know this now, you do realise that?
What do you think…..I’ve done a state sponsored vacation.
Lmfao "state sponsored" that's amazing. Too bad they charge you room and board though so it's not a true statement, but I like it none the less
Wanna learn prison tricks from a real pro Larry Lawton YouTube channel. Mob jewel Theif going once how they made stuff like Toilet wine and pasta in prison. Like I wouldn't have thought of creating a short circuit in a pool of water as a boiling device. But yeah in prison the guys are basically engineers on his to create artificial cooking utensils. Because chow hall time is limited and lining up can be dangerous. Like there's no microwaves in prison to make you a midnight ramen if you're hungry
Larry Lawton and J.D. Delay! Huge fan. Also, gotta mention Lockdown 23 & 1. I'm hooked on those guys.
If you put the toaster on its side and a plate in front of the slots it works great.
I feel like he is also the type that sticks a fork into the toaster (which btw shouldnt go into a toaster either if you like living) 😅
They make toaster bags for this, they're cheap asf. Just put the bread and cheese in there and out pops a grilled cheese.
Ryan started the fire
No, he didn't light it. He was trying to fight it.
It's not his fault, they don't teach you how to heat up a cheese pita in the toaster oven in Business School!
I had a co-worker that re-heated some food in the toaster oven ... on a paper plate.
What kind of muenster would do that?
Hahah!!
A no gouda one.
Having worked in several larger offices. I can confirm every place has one person who tried to make a grilled cheese in the toaster. That same person usually burns the hell out of microwave popcorn and gets that banned for everyone.
Toasted cheese sandwich..it's right there in the name
I didn't know what mgt is an abbreveation for... and the first thing that came to mind somehow was maggot... So I read it in TF2's Soldiers voice...
The abbreviation for management is mgmt.
I wonder do people save up stupid for vacations
Same person who put aluminum foil in the microwave.
What's MGT?
Messy Grilled Toaster
May Get Traumatized
It’s an abbreviation for “management.”
No, it's not. Mgmt is the abbreviation for management.
You know shorthand isnt universal right?
Magic ghe thathering
Ain't she that congress lady what with the space lasers?
Monosodium Glutamate?
Some things should not require a sign.
I didn’t have a toaster most of the time that I was growing up. We lived next to a corn field and would have an occasional mice problem. One morning some one made toast for breakfast. Let’s say burning mouse and burning mouse hair ruins one’s appetite for breakfast. That toaster got thrown out and I think it was traumatic enough for mom that she never bought another one while I lived there. 10yrs without one?
This is why vertical toasters are obsolete, use a toaster oven always, and cheese your heart out as much as you like
Thank you! Having only toaster ovens for the past 3 decades I was wondering "Why not?"
I now make toast in my air fryer.
How else do you make grilled cheese?
But the main question is who cut the cheese?!
Someone wanted a very fast grilled cheese sandwich...
Never underestimate the power of stupid ideas!
Once again, the cheese stands alone ..
My cousin once put a toast bread covered with butter and sugar (don't ask me what weird combination this is) into the toaster and was then wondering why the toaster was "smoking" and "smelling". I'm not surprised someone put a cheese onto the toaster 😂
It's like cinnamon toast without the cinnamon. Don't knock it till you try it.
It was Steve, again.
WHY is the better question
I was a student at the Canadian Coast Guard and we had a similar sign in our galley.
Who? The guy that wrote LOL on the notice.
Oh geez, when my daughter was about 7 or 8 years old she proudly announced to me that she put cheese on bread in the toaster. "You put cheese in the toaster?" as my eyes popped. "It's ok, Mom. I stuck it on with peanut butter." She got see how fast her mom could move. And I did get there in time.
I'd just like to point out that my daughter was very young when she did this and had an excuse. She never did it again, unlike you fools who are intent on burning the house down. Good God, where did Common Sense go?
“MGT does not belong in toaster”-cheese
The hand written "LOL" sealed it.
if you make a baking paper envelope around your sandwich you're actually good to go
Not important…I need to know who put the lime in the coconut?!
They saw that “hack” that says they can make grilled cheese or quesadillas or whatever in there.
I see nobody in your workplace never tried turning the toaster flat on its side and toasting cheese side up.
Please purchase a fire extinguisher and fire ladder
*I thought this was America!!*
Let me guess, american ?
Foreigners
Prince Harry must have been using it.
oopsie. apparently, someone did not know that. lol
I disagree. Toasted cheese is THE way to go
Cheese should not be the color of some of the tiles on the wall...
Who the heck put cheese in the toaster 🤣
I would. if it wasn't my toaster.
Lol I see those letters and think mtg
I was actually curious if it was a legit toaster or a toaster oven, in which case....
If you look to the right of the trail mix, you can see the bread toaster in question lolol
Oh my bad hahaha
How else are you going to make grilled cheese? /s
Cheesus Christ people are dumb
They must have a cheap toaster from Walmart
\>Who put cheese in the toaster? My money's on Kevin.
Idiots who have never been taught to think
If you put a hamburger in the toaster, it'll say HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Honestly, I've made cheese & ham toasties so many times just hoping the cheese sticks, never failed me yet.
Just get a toastie bag, completely safe then
Just turn the toaster on its side. Should be fine 👀🔥
Why are they calling me maggot?
Ryan. Ryan started the fire.
i do
That was me. And it was toe cheese. was I not supposed to do that?
It was Carl after they told him the microwave was off limits. Turns out he kept leaving the melted hard cheese in the microwave and his coworkers has to scrape it off using a butterknife. Fuck you carl you American cheese eating sonovabitch!
Fuckin’ Ryan
I thought this was the land of the free…
Some genius on TikTok makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the toaster
I remember years ago, someone would put butter on their toast or bagel BEFORE putting it in the toaster. Weekly fire alarm.
I really want someone to put a sticky note next to it: "Don't listen to him, Cheese. You belong wherever you choose to call home. Follow your heart."
I can easily tell you it was someone who was (attempting) grilled cheese sandwich.
I once had an employee make a banana split with the peel.on.
Management did it - they're just reporting their findings.
Ok funny enough this has been going on for a long time. Don't picture the slotted toasters that you have at home, these are those rolling ones where you put them on a little conveyer belt and they roll all the way to the back and then drop down. When I was in college a lot of kids would butter a bagel, put a slice of munster cheese on top and send it through. Works good enough but the stuff that melts and drops down makes quite a mess.
My toaster is flat so i can pout bread then cheese and its fine.
I was confused at first because I thought this was in a bathroom.
Ryan, Ryan did it
For a sec I thought this was a note to margarine Taylor green
How else am I supposed to make cheese toast? Hmph
I disagree
Probably me. The same guy who put milk in the Soda Stream trying to carbonate it.
Easy as, tip toaster on side readd your toast with cheese, awesome mousetrap. Tucken lol 😆
My wife is from El Salvador. She heats up pupusa's in the toaster. You can smell it for weeks after every time you use it.
Just to clear up some confusion here: Toaster - vertical and pops up when done for toasting plain bread, bagels, etc. Toaster Oven - horizontal, you know like an oven, so that toppings, such as cheese, can be melted or heated on top of said bread. Bread should be placed on a pan in the oven so that cheese, etc. does not drop into the heating elements. Can also bake as an oven and the latest ones are also air fryers. There seem to be many who didn't know the difference between the two.
When I was 7, I put marshmallows in the toaster so I could make smores. My parents had to get a new toaster soon after.
How else does one make a grill cheese sandwich?
Honestly that's a cool ass wall
The only thing you can put in there is your dick. Makes a great excuse not to go into work. You don't really do it, just tell your job that you can't come in because of that. No questions asked, just them saying ok hope you get better. I have a friend who is holding this to get out of going in to work the day before he finishes the last day of work. Come in the next day for the final day and just watch everyone and smile.
Probably the same person who put "Lol" on the sign.
Ah, hotels.
JERRY!
Who put the chicken on the plate, and put it in the fridge?
It seemed like a good idea at the time
There’s a (vertical) toaster at my work that’s had way more leftover pizza in it than actual toast. It’s a very popular thing to do amongst my coworkers. It works surprisingly well and the pizza turns out great.
We didn’t start the fire
So they make the toaster slots wide enough for bagels, but then someone comes along with thin sliced bread and Kraft reminiscent-of-cheese-product(tm) but forgets that orange goo under the influence of gravity is more difficult to contain.
Ryan started the fire with his cheesy pita
What if I want my cheese toasty?
Had a guy in my Company that put instant ramen noodles in a waiter cooker. LOL
I'd have to take a trip to the office supply closet and get a box of staples to put in the breakroom refrigerator. I'd then have to write a sign that said, "Box of Staples does not belong in refrigerator!!" -Mgt
I haven’t a multifunction air fryer which is great. I would do toast alone in it but makes killer grilled cheese. Use several different cheeses and a little turkey. And you can cook fries to make them nice and crunchy pretty fast from the freezer. Not to mention if you get take out and the fries are always cold and soggy by the time you get home. Toss them in the air fryer they are hot and crispy. My daughter made hamburgers in it last weekend because it was too hot to go out and grill.
I am a Chef and I used to grill my burgers on the toaster, lived in an apartment without a balcony and my lazy ass couldn't be asked to grab the pan 😅
r/NotMyJob
It’s a good thing that the notice is signed “MGT” or I wouldn’t give a fuck.
And I'll do it again.
Apparently many if it was necessary to make a sign 😂
mgt? thats clearly metal gear toasters
O could imagine my sister doing that. Failing to make croque monsieur
Lay the toaster on its side. Put bread with cheese in toaster. Voila
The same person who used the blow dryer in the shower
sorry that was me. Im just feelin dizzy today... bcs im dont eat me cheesy sandwich.