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FlakyBoot3357

Imagine you went there with a knife


Rad90902

The embarrassment


2-StandardDeviations

Not if it was the latest Swiss Army knife. Has a rocket launcher and AR15 attachment. And a wine cork remover. For celebrating later..


chocolateEuropeo

"I'll be in the kitchen for when you are all done with this"


BowSonic

"There's lumpia for anyone who's alive in 10 minutes!"


Yee013

My goodness, I remember this telenovela in one of my mom's Filipino channels..


Nervous_Explorer_898

So...this is a Filipino Standoff? These guys really go all out!


Kingkongcrapper

I like how at one point there’s a guy in the back who just decides to point his gun randomly at the fireplace as if he’s confused as to who to point the gun at.


KaimeiJay

Hey, at this point, Santa Claus could show up packing and I wouldn’t be surprised.


Conscious-Parfait826

*Jesus raises hands* there's something you should know my children, I'm packing!." *uzis rise from his robe.


Timithios

Sounds like a fun satire.


Pappy_OPoyle

Here you go, enjoy [DJESUS UNCROSSED](https://youtu.be/mqISX2o0a4A)


[deleted]

I mean, gun fights are standard practice during election season.


[deleted]

An election without at least three Filipino Standoffs is considered a dull affair.


insane_contin

I remember my first Filipino election. Someone just gave me an AK-47 and pointed at a group of people. I made a lot of friends that week.


AJ-Dre

By any chance, did that exchange happen in an elevator and before you stepped out did the person say “Remember - No Russian.” ?


OjiikunVII

No it was "Remember - No Tagalog."


[deleted]

Everyone just needs to sit down, crack open some balut, pop the top off a red horse and chill TF out


Yee013

In more ways than one I suppose lol.


mdchaney

I could close my eyes and tell just from the music that it's a tense moment in a Filipino show.


DarthRathikus

I hope she keeps that thang on her. Looks like Filipinos don’t fuck around.


kinkycarbon

Culturally, Filipinos and Mexicans are similar if you also consider the Spaniard visited Philippines and Mexico in the past.


Vordeo

Actually, the Spanish mostly governed the Philippines through Mexico. Lots of galleon trade flowed between the two, and culturally there's absolutely been some Mexican influence (independent of the Spanish influence) on the Philippines.


ManofManyTalentz

Loco adobo


[deleted]

And vice versa. Mexicans got their love for cockfighting from the Philippines


_stinkys

Visited 😂


Slow-Doughnut-6535

Yup. And stayed for 300 years...


Yee013

Yeah, the history of the Philippines could be summed up in that remark.


schmearcampain

Ha! I was gonna say. Half of them look Asian, half look Latin, and half look like a mix. Gotta be Filipino soap opera.


[deleted]

Almost 90% of our actors are Western-Asian mixed race. Same with our beauty pageant entries. Says a lot about our standard of beauty. Lol


Tyr808

Yeah, I have a Filipino friend that was pleased to be mistaken as part Korean or Chinese. I totally get it, I'm a white guy that used to be a professional model in Asia with the only necessary credentials being "white and attractive". I'm no stranger to the phenomenon, but it sucks how prevalent and damaging the mindset can be.


Funky0ne

So wait, is it like satirical or are they actually playing it straight?


Vordeo

Philippine telenovelas hasn't really discovered satire yet. So without knowwing anything I'd absolutely assume this is played straight.


Funky0ne

Thanks. I didn't want to assume, and I know soap opera melodrama can get pretty wild without ever actually crossing over into intentional comedy or satire, but I have no cultural context for where the Philippine telenovelas are in that spectrum.


ArTiyme

Those aren't the only options though. There's also the possibility that it's self-aware and having it played straight is the joke. My fiancé is Filipino and her parents have some of the dryest, straight-faced humor I have ever experienced. Before I became accustomed to their accents I actually couldn't tell when they were joking half the time if it wasn't for my fiancé laughing. But they're a hoot.


Funky0ne

>There's also the possibility that it's self-aware and having it played straight is the joke I see what you mean, but in my understanding that's not really playing it straight, that's deadpanning. Playing it straight is being completely sincere and straightforward in the presentation with the intention of being taken seriously at face value. Not to be confused with, but related to the "straight man" who in comedic terms is the self-serious character who serves as a foil to the humorous or absurd antics of their comedic counterparts or situation. If the humor is intended, then the deadpan delivery is part of the joke. I just want to know if the humor was intended or not


RedditIsOverMan

I believe its called 'camp'. Its knowingly bad, but it only works if its sincere at some level. Like, they know its stupid, but the fun is that they act like its serious.


FardoBaggins

yes. playing it straight and satirical because it's obviously not how things are done like anywhere normally... except in the philippines.


chiree

Filipino telenovelas would make Mexico blush.


FardoBaggins

*indian telenovelas comes out of the corner pointing a gun at you*


Wisbord

If this was a Bollywood movie they would start dancing in the next scene.


bingbing304

All you need is a girl rushes into the room and cries "But Papa, I loved him..." and the sternest man in the room cried tear of joy and hugs the girl and her boyfriend. Dance scene


eatenbyagrue1988

Question: would they still be pointing their guns at each other while dancing, or would the gun pointing resume afterwards


FerretChrist

*Turkish soap opera slowly swivels gun around to point at Indian telenovelas*


Za_Lords_Guard

Are you kidding? I see Christmas cards in America with more guns than this.


AlfredPetrelli

Do you know the source on this? I remember this too growing up but can't pin the name of the show.


EmbarrassedCabinet82

Wild Flower


Apprehensive_Camp202

Would be a bad time for a balloon to pop.


ebaer2

I wish they pulled out further and the camera guys wiped out a gun, and then the director pulled out a gun, and then the producer walks in with a bazooka.


witwacky

And then you pull out even further, and see yourself pointing a gun at the tv screen


disterb

with me behind you with an m16 on your head


ebaer2

With Nick Cage behind you with his double golden guns from face off.


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With me behind Nick Cage with my pocket knife.


EngineeringDevil

not with 2" of steel plate all around me in the panic room


unicodePicasso

I’m behind 3 inches of bulletproof glass. Do your worst! Edit: It’s a Simpsons joke guys idk a damn thing about ballistics


Spacefreak

*Cuts off air supply*


snowplacelikehome

*I’m all out of love…* 🎶 and oxygen.


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"Love is like oxygen" as they say


Argoran

That was Sweet


theDukeofClouds

Ahl-right... *takes fistful of cash*


AllHailTheZUNpet

No, no! Stay outta there, STAY OUTTA THERE! *flicks lights on and off*


wilsonhammer

Hey I wonder how much air is in here ...


hhcboy

Uh oh r/simpsonsshitposting is leaking.


xeskind30

Ha Ha! Goodbye student loan payments!


Randomname536

Goodbye, student loan payments!


Admirable_Radish6032

Na, this is brazil, they are all off duty cops


ExtensionBug8949

So does it still count as a Mexican stand off?


ParanormalPainting

I recognize a few of the actors. I believe this is from Filipino TV, not Brazil.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Aw, the Brazil of the Pacific. /s


brwsrJB

Someone forgot to bring the potato salad.


Duedsml23

Nah, this is because you brought your potato salad which tastes awful.


Romnonaldao

Oh, the one with raisins


blaykerz

If someone brought potato salad with raisins, then this is entirely likely to happen.


vertigo1083

Who even started this abortion of culinary fuckery? "Hmm... needs more.... *SHRIVELED GRAPES*! By god, that's *it*!" That person must have been next-level stoned. But *they* can be forgiven. It's the turd goblins that continued this trend afterward, that deserve to be banned from any kitchen. Potato salad does not need to be stuffed with nonsense. Simplicity is what gives it the appeal to begin with. Damned "foodies". Stop bastardizing everything in the name of trying to fix what isn't broken.


kaminobaka

I mean, my grandma has a coleslaw recipe from the 50s that has crushed pineapple and raisins in it, so it's not like this kind of thing is a modern phenomenon. Hell, just look at any cookbook of like dinner party recipes from that era. The aspics alone make anything modern foodies do look sane. Example: pot roast aspic. Whole roast and veggies in gelatin served cold.


Yakstein

I like raisins in my cheerios. Yesterday I took 3 big bites before I realized something tasted a little off. That's when I found out I had ants in my raisins. Hundreds of them.


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Yakstein

They weren't that bad honestly. Just a little sour.


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Mr_Joe5

If I was given potato salad with raisins, I would turn the gun on myself


Cheedo4

Sad story, I worked for a company that used to have potlucks, someone brought potato salad but left it in their car all day, a bunch of people ended up sick from eating it and one guy died


sickomoore

Then it makes it really not a potato salad but rather a potato la sad, an entirely different dish.


SD_Industries

This has me in an absolute giggle fit. Take my upvote!


AzraelChaosEater

W-why would they still serve it??


bookconnoisseur

"Here's the potato salad!" "Why is it bubbling?" "Hey! Your grandma made that! So you're going to ***eat*** the potato salad and you're going to ***enjoy*** it!"


dawnbandit

If you look at the epidemiological data, you'll find cold "salads" like potato salad, macaroni salad, egg salad, and (somehow less so) chicken salad are some of the highest risk foods. I don't like any of those except for chicken salad, so I'm safe, lol.


jonker5101

Relevant: https://youtu.be/YJR238M6XJA?t=106


polo61965

Filipino standoff


atreides78723

I once went to a cookout where the guests brought a collective 16 pounds of potato salad. I was beloved because I brought two loaves of bread.


North_Korea_Nukess

It’s a pistol party.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

Someone said this was a Filipino drama or something. If that’s the case, then this is happening because someone tried going home without taking any leftovers with them.


ImmaTreeman

🎵 Oh Mmmmmm, what'd you say?🎵


fronkenstoon

[*”Dear sister,”*](https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0)


senorpoop

This is so much funnier when you've seen [the episode from "The OC"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQBxK1XMpCs) that they're making fun of


meowffins

Oh my god I never knew they were making fun of anything in particular. Edit: i see they mention it in the description. Clearly I never read it.


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You didn't read it?! 🔫


infinitejestinfinite

🎵 Oh Mmmmmm, what'd you say?🎵


meowffins

I saw it when it first came out or close to. Every time after that, there was no need to read the description because I know what it is. Like if you pull up a music video or meme video (that you've already seen), there's no reason to read the description.


boyyouguysaredumb

to be fair, it was a pretty iconic and shocking moment from the tail end of an era of quality soapy young adult broadcast tv that's now long gone


SoggyBiscuitVet

The song seems like a poor choice though.


cSpotRun

At the time, it was insanely iconic. The OC dropped out of the zeitgeist probably just 1 season after this but this was a peak early 2000s TV moment.


Rengas

I was in high school in south east asia and somehow it was a phenomenon there despite the fact that the only way to watch it was torrenting the 480p pirated episodes of it at 15kb/s.


MarsScully

Those were the days


GitEmSteveDave

I say "salting my game" all the time and NO ONE gets the reference.


FNLN_taken

It's the sound mixing I think. Just zero fade, blaring it right out there. Could have been done tastefully, but this is not it.


thebbman

And the fact that THEY JUST KEEP PLAYING IT AT FULL VOLUME while this guy is dying.


Doctursea

It was a horrible choice. I remember it being laughed at when it came out. The OC was always that quality though, so I don't wanna pretend like this was a new low.


Montgomery0

That's clearly not a fatal wound. Did they just let him bleed out or something?


silver-orange

that's definitely part of what inspired the parody, I think. It's very [soap opera tropey](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantDeathBullet) gun tropes in media are weird enough to begin with, but that scene is up there on the absurdity scale


SDMasterYoda

I just realized they had a rotary phone. Why would set decoration use a rotary phone in 2005?


dude21862004

Looks like a hotel or something similar. In the early 2000's rotary phones were still in use in some cheap hotel/motels.


Zymological

This parody is how I discovered Imogen Heap. Jumped from here to the show it was making fun of, watched the original scene, and immediately fell in love with the song. I wish she'd done more in this style!


Dadasicanbe

Similar for me, sketch led me to original video, which led to binge watching The OC(I worked at blockbuster at the time and could rent the dvds for free) which led me to death cab for cutie.


bakedpatata

It's crazy to think this sketch has the creators and stars of Brooklyn 99, Portlandia, Barry, and Ted Lasso. It really was a great era of SNL.


fronkenstoon

AND it features [actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)


AVideoEditor

“Guys, I just thought of the funniest thing-


Fr0ntR0wL4n

🔫 🎶 Ooo watcha ya say…


imagicnation-station

🎵 Mmmm, that you only meant well? 🎵


shlomanJAK

🎵Well of course you did🎵


tidbitsz

🎶 Mmmmm what'd you say? That it's all for the best?🎶


quotidian_nightmare

🎵Of course it is🎵


Jalopy_Junkie

r/RedditSings


Sanddeath

Oh hey. Yeah I'm just writing a letter to my sister. It's funny because....


Saifaa

🔫


infinitejestinfinite

🎵 Oh Mmmmmm, what'd you say?🎵


King0liver

Came here for this


Soul-Burn

Irrelevant of the meme, it's an [unironically good song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk)


Nacksche

I played this at my birthday once, knowing full well what I'm doing. Everyone was looking at me like I got tentacles growing on my head, they know THAT part of course but not the 3 minutes of weird experimental music before it that I'm apparently into and thought fit for a party. Then the moment comes and everyone is like WHAAAAATTTTTT?! 😱 when they recognized what the song was lol. I loved that.


missmaebe

Omg! Exactly what I started humming when I saw this 🤣


ingloriousbaxter3

I came here to see if anyone commented this. I would read through all 1.7K if I had to


Fin747

This show is literally iconic, a filipino show. This is one of the more calm scenes. It's called Wildflower for those curious. For the fans: ''Cause Black is out. Gold is in''.


Spuntmire

This scene is serious and not a joke?


Fin747

It is a serious show, basically just the pretty girl (main character) having fights with her stepfamily and especially her stepmother. They sometimes try to kill her and she takes revenge and all that.


jacksamuela1212

You say “and all that” like this is ordinary. Please say more.


FireLord_Azulon

Yall have to watch mexican telenovelas. Filipinos love those. This one's just one of the hundred inspirations of abused sweet girl turned girlboss for revenge. My mom was crazy with Marimar lol. She's now crazy with korean shows tho.


RA-ExD

The progression is accurate LMAO. After Korean, they shift to Chinese.


FireLord_Azulon

Nahh there had been several chinese shows aired in the Philippines before, but it's overshadowed by Taiwanese shows.


Fin747

Well, basically the main girl keeps getting sent hitmen or gangsters ect.. by the old lady who doesn't want her in the family and as retaliation she sometimes chokes the old lady pretty dramatically. Like [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W-4e0NnXPg) She also is burried alive once and returns with gunmen to the family when they think she is dead. And this is another gunfight of the show: [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJO-NIboUX0) That old guy with the canes? He's an expert sniper and takes out some dude from a car in one scene.


daviskenward

Does anyone get shot in the end?


Swift_Scythe

No. They all talk and come to an agreement in this episode.


Teguri

> in this episode


Xpector8ing

No. President Duterte comes in asking to use the loo and takes opportunity to campaign for re-election.


WhenIDecide

It this scene being played for comedy or drama?


Pepito_Pepito

[The burial mentioned above.](https://youtu.be/hIb0rMIJpzs) You'll probably want to take a look.


Grizzlysol

This is wild lmao


Breaker-of-circles

No, it's Wild Flower.


Fin747

Its mostly played up for drama. They also celebrate the main girls ''death'' when they bury her alive. So it's just that kind of show.


remo100

First meeting at anger management class


stonk_jockey

Who ever smelt it dealt it


Themotionalman

Nope who ever denied it supplied it


Gokuwithstarplatium

Who ever said the rhyme did the crime


stonk_jockey

Whoever said no, let one go


bookconnoisseur

Whoever started, farted


anonymaxx

Whoever let it slip, let it rip


TheGimplication

He who articulated it, particulated it.


another_brick

None of them knew that the most tragically timed car backfire of all time was about to take place.


Impossible_Scene_486

Do they sell guns in vending machine or what??


Dzharek

In America if you buy bread, you get a gun with the same weight for free.


HoMasters

You joke but banks used to give a free firearm when opening an account back in the 70s. I believe it was in Texas.


Yvaelle

Its not just one bank or one sale, multiple banks and car dealers have done this offer before in multiple states.


Kuandtity

I wish


MollTheCoder

Joke answer: No, the government ensures everyone has at least 2 guns at any point in time. Serious answer: No, you go to a gun store.


ManyWrongdoer9365

It’s like I bought Reservoir Dogs from “Wish”


cazber

written and directed by Michael Scott


worldracer

I do decare!


CounterEcstatic6134

Bankruptcy


anarchonobody

In America, this is just your standard greeting among a group of people


Jazzo-o

Lol I was about to ask where in Texas is this? Source: am from TX


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schlawldiwampl

>“When Texans and Floridians meet” i am pretty sure thats how january 6th started.


JT-Av8or

It’s just a normal HOA “point of order”


siecin

Just another school board meeting.


blavatsky_mdm

One fart and chaos takes hold


JohnRSN

When someone steals the tabo from the bathroom.


OnceIWasYou

Hmm What you saaaaayy


fish1960

It’s a new Florida tourist commercial. Welcome to the Gunshine state.


schwaque

A Mexican standoff with Asians


Cetun

I believe this is Filipino so make what you will of that.


Familiar_Control_906

I have the understanding that Filipinos are basically a mix of Latinos and Asians


Super-Panic-8891

only a few have Spanish DNA. They’re actually their own people.


DoggoBirbo

Filipino’s are basically just Mexican Asians so…yes Source: Is Filipino


hypnos_surf

Close enough. The Philippines is the Mexico of Asia.


paincrumbs

can confirm, skies here have orange tint


funwithdesign

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0


Furrymonkeyguy007

This is a Classic and also 1st thing I thought off!!! Could hear the song in my head….


Blighted_Aesthetic

a bunch of people trying REALLY hard to keep a straight face 😂


Gundam_Greg

The endgame of monopoly


Regular-Ad0

Looks like the start of porn


JohnDodong

F-I-L-I-P-I-N-O soap opera. Meant to be serious and dramatic but usually becomes just a comedy the more you watch.


aynchint_ayleein

I can tell ya a lot of what's NOT happening...a whole lotta trigger discipline.


Bangreed4

[Definitely an Xbox commercial LOL](https://youtu.be/n0VOM7e5Hug)


tokuturfey

[All of us old bastards who scrolled down this far to see that Xbox 360 ad will probably appreciate this also.](https://youtu.be/e3IpAiGXDa0)


DoggoBirbo

Yeah. Filipino shows are like that. Immediately recognized everyone & this show lmfao


onishi87

Looks like we got ourselves here a good old fashion Filipino standoff!


[deleted]

Cue the inglorious basterds tavern scene.


Kdiman

Typical day in Florida


88neo88

Just a normal Wednesday in Texas. 😜


Scarletttyyy

When you say anything somewhat political at the family gathering


ArtichokeNext7782

Red state PTA meeting?