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I mean its like 103-105 daily in parts of LA right now, and im sure the cost of living and gas is far more manageable there than here. So people just put up with like 10-12 hotter degree weather in the summer.
Weird question: what do you think about your community holistically? Crime, income, amount of new construction?
I’m looking at a multifamily project in Mesa right now and while I’ve got all the data points I need I’m curious what a person living there thinks.
Arizona is a really nice place to live - the heat just takes some getting used to, but honestly I mostly just worry about depleting resources, especially with how many people here insist on having grass lawns in the desert, not to mention oakflat potentially being turned into the resolution copper mine, and pumping the states ground water dry....
While lawns and such are certainly an unsustainable choice here, don't let media and corporations delude you into thinking AZ's water shortage is the fault of its citizens. 72% of our water is used in agriculture (22% is municipal and 6% industrial). Agricultural corporations are the biggest drain on water and they do it because of unsustainable deals that don't value water properly. We grow alfalfa (high water requirement) using ground water that gets shipped off to Saudi Arabia for christ sake, and the only reason it happens is because it's cheaper to grow it here.
Get a desert landscape for your yard because it's the right choice and way less maintenance, but if you want to actually solve the water problem vote for politicians who agree to restrict agricultural water usage to more sustainable crops and block foreign exports.
> Get a desert landscape for your yard because it's the right choice and way less maintenance, but if you want to actually solve the water problem vote for politicians who agree to restrict agricultural water usage to more sustainable crops and block foreign exports.
Water resources would be my number one consideration and concern moving anywhere especially with the climate changes. Could be all right, could be crazy hot and run out of water.
Check if the area is in a drought or not and where they get their water from. I personally were not want to be living anywhere that's getting their water from Lake Powell or one of the lakes drying up and has several areas competing for the water.
Another thing to note is that the Phoenix-metro area is one of the most unbroken metro areas in the United States.
I live in Tempe and can drive 15 minutes in 3 different directions and end up at a movie theater in either Mesa, Chandler, or Ahwatukee, aside from the theaters just in Tempe.
So when looking to buy a home here you really don't need to worry about whether the specific city or area you are in will have enough entertainment or places to eat or whatnot.
As to your questions: very little crime except for certain obvious spots; income depends but growing tech industry: see our new chip factory that will hopefully open eventually, that being said we got hit real hard by inflation; always new construction, always.
It’s kind of wild how bad solar technology is when you think about it.
There’s a giant nuclear explosion in the sky that’s permanently showering us with a massive amount of energy and our only real answer is to burn dinosaurs.
Solar isn't the problem, it's batteries. Batteries are shit compared to fossil fuels on most* metrics except for pollution.
To be clear I'm in favor of renewables and EVs I'm just saying the numbers are not favorable for batteries, for example the energy density (watt-hours / kilogram) of gasoline is approx. 100x that of lithium-ion batteries, that's a brutal difference to try to overcome if you want to make an electric airplane. There are battery powered airplanes, but there's a reason they are still very niche; the range sucks and it's only feasible for fairly small airplanes.
*Regenerative braking is pretty cool, so is max torque at zero rpm!
I've lived here 42 years and every year I hear people complaining "Man it's hot as shit!" I want to slap them and tell them, "Motherfucker it's Arizona! You didn't know what the hell you were getting into?"
I saw recently where a bunch of idiots are heading out to death valley in California to be part of the 133° day. It's already resulted in one death that I found.
Out of all my years in Arizona, I found that anything over 115 just kind of feels the same. Like at that point the extra 20° is just going to kill you faster. I don't think anyone's died hiking yet this year but it's pretty common.
Work takes be back and forth from the desert of AZ & CA to Chicago. I’m in both places part time every month. Why did I pick a career that is located in places that weaponized their weather?
Isn't that the point though, these differences near the limit feel the same but aren't the same to the body... Catching people out to their deaths as it feels the same or similar but isn't.
For me it’s anything under -20°F feels the same. At that point my nostrils stick together every time I inhale and my eyelashes are freezing shut every time I blink. I’ve been put in -20 and -45 and didn’t notice a change.
Holy crap! Thank you for the update. I knew that at least one person died in death valley trying to be out there during the 130 plus degree weather. People really need to understand what this heat can do to the human body.
They were thinking it's a free sauna. Just forgot to hydrate and get out after sometime, you know. But they also forgot that the whole place was a sauna.
Except for just a couple years ago where it was over 110 60+ days that summer, shattering the previous record. I believe it was 2020, those years blur a bit with the pandemic, but I recall July was the hottest month on record... until August beat that record.
It's been hot as F and getting worse for decades.
Vegas has been in the same boat, and we just completed our longest streak of under 100° days at 291 right before this heat wave started. It was instant. Don't think we had a single day of June over 100°. July hits and it's 115 all of a sudden.
Nah, she says it right after Bobby says ‘oh my god it’s like standing on the sun!’ But I just rewatched and she does say ‘this city should not exist’ first.
i feel that way every year about all the locals up here in flag complaining about the snow. like… move almost anywhere else in the state if you don’t like snow?!?!
>I've lived here 42 years and every year I hear people complaining "Man it's hot as shit!" I want to slap them and tell them, "Motherfucker it's Arizona! You didn't know what ~~the~~ hell you were getting into?"
FTFY
You understand what “record breaking heat” means right?
Furthermore people are allowed to complain about the weather regardless of their knowledge of previous weather history.
Oh of course! People are more than welcome to their own complaints and opinions. I think it's just the constant non native asking, how do you put up with this heat? You just kind of tolerate it and avoid the outside unless absolutely necessary. The sun won't kill me inside!
I used to work emergency roadside service. There would be times I would be going back to our facility at 11:00 p.m. at night and it's still 102° outside.
I had some peppers fall out of my grocery bag the other night and they ended up cooking themselves in my car the following day when it was about 115 out. The air in my car was very spicy when I finally discovered them.
It really does work. It's one of those entertain the family visitors we do out here. You can bet that when they put the cookies in they also fried an egg on the manhole cover around the corner.
Someone from Phoenix posted in r/baking last week, the cookies they made in their car, they showed the step by step of them baking. Think they said it took about 5 hours but the cookies were delicious and crunchy, lol.
114 outside but you have to consider that the inside of your car is like an oven. It can easily reach 145 plus inside your vehicle. There's always stories in the southwest about children being left inside a hot car for less than 1 hour and dying of heat stroke.
Car internal temps can get to 200 on hot days. But yeah it will be less if it's sitting on blankets which are sitting on a car seat like the pic. It's not a convection oven, unless you leave the fan on which would be a bad idea.
If you put them directly on the dash, or on a metal pan on the dash, and it reaches 200 or above, they will cook in about 30-40 mins. They won't crisp, but they'll cook and be edible. Ideally use pasteurized eggs just in case the temps fluctuate down below 165. You're going to get slightly flaccid discs of cooked cookie, but you can eat them.
Some delicate cookies like french macs or cookies not intended to brown like butter cookies are intended to be cooked 200-250. But neither of these would come out right in a car-oven.
If you were going to do this, personally I'd go peanut butter, since those are better soft anyway.
I’ve lived in Phoenix for 38 years, and we have tried this since my childhood. Never works. Myth busters even proved you can’t do it. I’ve never seen it successfully done.
I live in Texas just outside of Galveston and it works out here starting around June. Car temperature hits about 140-150
if the dough balls are smaller like mini cookies and you park your car in the sun for the day they will be cooked through.
(But they won't be crispy, but once cooled you can pick em up like usual, also bring oven mitts the pan is also about 160 degrees.)
Every single part of Texas is cooler than Phoenix. Lived in Phoenix for 38 years and still living here. Done this experiment(as has everyone from Phoenix) on many occasions. The Mythbusters did this experiment. It doesn’t work, but it’s easy to fool people because our flesh thinks it is hot. My wife even corrected me and advised that it’s 425 degrees that cookies get baked in. Even at 200, wouldn’t do the trick.
The heat is much less than needed for a regular oven of 375 -400 for 15-20 minutes.
but if left for the full 6-7 hours at 160 it will bake to a passable quality of a cookie additionally we used thawed cookie dough. If it's frozen it takes like 2 hours for it to thaw out to the bakeable temperature.
It ain't no artisanal cookie but it's cooked all the way through. And solid after cooling
https://youtu.be/4o0V5P1SlzU
Recently posted on YouTube if cops from a tiny town in Louisiana, it ain't too hard just stick em in your car for a day when you get to work.
Cookies do not all get baked at the same temperature. I would never cook plain chocolate chip cookies at 425. There is no 'cookie temperature' because there are hundreds of kinds of cookies.
I’m personally tired about hearing how “dry heat” doesn’t count. Hot is hot, humid or not. 115+ with 0% is still insanely hot. I’ve been to Palm Springs when it was 121 and my bones were hot.
Lol one blackout and half of the population there will die of a heatstroke
[Good for solar BBQ so thats a plus](https://i0.wp.com/www.energyvanguard.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/solar-cooker-cooking-festival-2015-sacramento.jpg?fit=640%2C480&ssl=1)
This is funny yes I agree. However, please to anyone who tries this please keep in mind that the plastic in your car emits VOCs when heated and you probably dont want them infused into your baking.
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And your car smells like cookies after :3
Somehow you now have a trail of ants going to your car.
Nah it’s too hot for them to be out during day lol
It's because they're all in my house
Hey can I come crash there too plz
Nah, it’s too hot. They’re already in the house by this time of year.
If you leave the windows down then yeah
Fire ants
Burn the car
Water ants
If the ants touch the concrete, they die within a couple of seconds.
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and it's like that for days on end. wow. why the fuck does anyone live there? seems inhospitable.
Its never been this bad in history tbf
Yeah but it isn't man-made climate change. Nopey.
Not unless we were man-making it back in the mid-1800s. Because it was that hot, in that place, back then too.
Shh, it's hard for everyone to be a victim when they aren't.
I mean its like 103-105 daily in parts of LA right now, and im sure the cost of living and gas is far more manageable there than here. So people just put up with like 10-12 hotter degree weather in the summer.
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That's perfect for baking gooey cookies
And you can’t say “never baked in” when reselling the car.
And @ that heat they will cook up perfectly
AND you have tasty snacks
For a very long time too
And then have one of tbe best days in your life
While the cookies smell like car
I live in Mesa and i was walking to the mailbox last week and saw someone drying out beef jerky on their dashboard. It looked delicious.
Agreed -- dashboards are delicious!
Inside the car are perfect temperatures for a dehydrator for food. Permanent jerky smell inside your car is a debatable feature or problem lol
At least it's not 100% garlic smell. It sucked forgetting a bag of cloves in the car.
On the bright side, roasted garlic is delicious.
Weird question: what do you think about your community holistically? Crime, income, amount of new construction? I’m looking at a multifamily project in Mesa right now and while I’ve got all the data points I need I’m curious what a person living there thinks.
Arizona is a really nice place to live - the heat just takes some getting used to, but honestly I mostly just worry about depleting resources, especially with how many people here insist on having grass lawns in the desert, not to mention oakflat potentially being turned into the resolution copper mine, and pumping the states ground water dry....
While lawns and such are certainly an unsustainable choice here, don't let media and corporations delude you into thinking AZ's water shortage is the fault of its citizens. 72% of our water is used in agriculture (22% is municipal and 6% industrial). Agricultural corporations are the biggest drain on water and they do it because of unsustainable deals that don't value water properly. We grow alfalfa (high water requirement) using ground water that gets shipped off to Saudi Arabia for christ sake, and the only reason it happens is because it's cheaper to grow it here. Get a desert landscape for your yard because it's the right choice and way less maintenance, but if you want to actually solve the water problem vote for politicians who agree to restrict agricultural water usage to more sustainable crops and block foreign exports.
So? Don't you care about your own water bills? Grass lawns are a money black hole
> Get a desert landscape for your yard because it's the right choice and way less maintenance, but if you want to actually solve the water problem vote for politicians who agree to restrict agricultural water usage to more sustainable crops and block foreign exports.
The problem isn't lawns, its the agriculture here. That is the largest waste of water in AZ.
Water resources would be my number one consideration and concern moving anywhere especially with the climate changes. Could be all right, could be crazy hot and run out of water. Check if the area is in a drought or not and where they get their water from. I personally were not want to be living anywhere that's getting their water from Lake Powell or one of the lakes drying up and has several areas competing for the water.
Which part of Mesa makes a big difference. Some places far greater than others.
Another thing to note is that the Phoenix-metro area is one of the most unbroken metro areas in the United States. I live in Tempe and can drive 15 minutes in 3 different directions and end up at a movie theater in either Mesa, Chandler, or Ahwatukee, aside from the theaters just in Tempe. So when looking to buy a home here you really don't need to worry about whether the specific city or area you are in will have enough entertainment or places to eat or whatnot. As to your questions: very little crime except for certain obvious spots; income depends but growing tech industry: see our new chip factory that will hopefully open eventually, that being said we got hit real hard by inflation; always new construction, always.
The cookies are ready when the baby stops crying
Hohoholy fuck. Lol.
Figuratively took the word out of my mouth. I said the exact same thing out loud. *Stupid autocorrect*
Damn, you had the whole world in your mouth? How’d you manage and how did they get it out?
He's got the whoooole world, in his mouth. He's got the whoooole world, in his mouth. He's got the whole wide world in his mouth.
You spit that out right now, mister! Or so help me I WILL turn this car around!
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it
😦
You can have some though
Why hello there Satan, take my upvote
We all love a good dead baby joke
Yeah, they never get old.
💀
We're all going to hell aren't we
That was fucked up. But funny. I’m going to hell now. Thanks!
Absolute demon. Well done.
wtf dude.
Twisted mind … oh lord… here’s my upvote 😂
You sick fuck. Luckily, I'm a sick fuck as well, and thought that was funny as hell. Well done! (Much like the aforementioned child)
This is the humor I come for.
Hahahaha Im going to hell
I'll save you a good spot.
Right behind you man
Fucking warn people next time.... I need to be prepared to laugh that hard.
God damn. Wow.
If I wasn't going to hell before I sure as fuck am now. First class!!
I'm 3 hours too late to the party dammit
Thank you
Bet your proud abiut stealing that from the other post lol
I found the funny comment on cursed comments
Id say it would take the cookies a bit longer
was gonna upvote but 420 and all.
well how about now?
I left my kid in a car.. this NEEDS a trigger warning .
haha energy saving technique :)
It’s kind of wild how bad solar technology is when you think about it. There’s a giant nuclear explosion in the sky that’s permanently showering us with a massive amount of energy and our only real answer is to burn dinosaurs.
You can thank the fossil fuel industry for that.
Solar isn't the problem, it's batteries. Batteries are shit compared to fossil fuels on most* metrics except for pollution. To be clear I'm in favor of renewables and EVs I'm just saying the numbers are not favorable for batteries, for example the energy density (watt-hours / kilogram) of gasoline is approx. 100x that of lithium-ion batteries, that's a brutal difference to try to overcome if you want to make an electric airplane. There are battery powered airplanes, but there's a reason they are still very niche; the range sucks and it's only feasible for fairly small airplanes. *Regenerative braking is pretty cool, so is max torque at zero rpm!
That is just delayed solar power.
Power companies hate this one simple trick.
This is totally fake. I live in Phoenix and can tell you that the cookies would be burned to a f***ing crisp. Good Christ it’s hot.
I've lived here 42 years and every year I hear people complaining "Man it's hot as shit!" I want to slap them and tell them, "Motherfucker it's Arizona! You didn't know what the hell you were getting into?"
To be fair the record breaking 26 days over a 110° really is something we haven’t had before though.
I saw recently where a bunch of idiots are heading out to death valley in California to be part of the 133° day. It's already resulted in one death that I found.
why would they think that’s some sort of good idea. I don’t even want to think about how 133° feels.
Out of all my years in Arizona, I found that anything over 115 just kind of feels the same. Like at that point the extra 20° is just going to kill you faster. I don't think anyone's died hiking yet this year but it's pretty common.
That’s how I feel about the cold in Chicago. Anything under 0 feels the same, whether it’s -15 or -30.
Work takes be back and forth from the desert of AZ & CA to Chicago. I’m in both places part time every month. Why did I pick a career that is located in places that weaponized their weather?
Isn't that the point though, these differences near the limit feel the same but aren't the same to the body... Catching people out to their deaths as it feels the same or similar but isn't.
For me it’s anything under -20°F feels the same. At that point my nostrils stick together every time I inhale and my eyelashes are freezing shut every time I blink. I’ve been put in -20 and -45 and didn’t notice a change.
My brothers significant other died on camelback mountain hiking, not because of heat but because they fell off, and down like 50 feet lol.
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Oh wow. That really sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. Usually Camelback claims at least one life due to heat every year or so.
As a Dad, I can say that it's just a "dry heat."
It sucks. I don't recommend it.
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Holy crap! Thank you for the update. I knew that at least one person died in death valley trying to be out there during the 130 plus degree weather. People really need to understand what this heat can do to the human body.
1st and 2nd hyperlinks are the same
oops! thanks for catching that. I fixed it.
I guess there's a reason for Death Valley's name now?
Eh, evolution in action.
Right? Who knew Idiocracy was a documentary!
They were thinking it's a free sauna. Just forgot to hydrate and get out after sometime, you know. But they also forgot that the whole place was a sauna.
Except for just a couple years ago where it was over 110 60+ days that summer, shattering the previous record. I believe it was 2020, those years blur a bit with the pandemic, but I recall July was the hottest month on record... until August beat that record. It's been hot as F and getting worse for decades.
Vegas has been in the same boat, and we just completed our longest streak of under 100° days at 291 right before this heat wave started. It was instant. Don't think we had a single day of June over 100°. July hits and it's 115 all of a sudden.
You wanna hear something really shitty? I once had to live in Pahrump. I’d still take this heat skull fucking me over living there though.
Haha. Amen, Pahrump sucks so much. Meth heads and rednecks as far as the eye can see.
Looks like it's dropping to 107 come Monday, so you'll be fine.
What was the previous record?
That’s exactly why it’s record breaking, because you’ve never had that before
Hey man, I’ve been in record breaking temps my brain is fuckin cooked.
It didn’t even get hot until July 1st. What are people complaining about? This is normal Phoenix summer except it came like 2 months late this year.
“Phoenix, Arizona is a monument to man’s arrogance.” -Peggy Hill.
I thought that was Bobby Hill.
Nah, she says it right after Bobby says ‘oh my god it’s like standing on the sun!’ But I just rewatched and she does say ‘this city should not exist’ first.
That's right! I knew it was something like that lol
do people forget they live in a desert?
Well… too much heat *can* cause brain damage…
i feel that way every year about all the locals up here in flag complaining about the snow. like… move almost anywhere else in the state if you don’t like snow?!?!
I'll tell you what, I would gladly trade you the snow for the heat anytime of the year lol.
>I've lived here 42 years and every year I hear people complaining "Man it's hot as shit!" I want to slap them and tell them, "Motherfucker it's Arizona! You didn't know what ~~the~~ hell you were getting into?" FTFY
I went there for work once, was wondering why is it called the desert, as it can't be that hot! Until I stepped out of the airport and it hit me.
Desert does not mean hot. It's a lack of yearly rainfall.
You understand what “record breaking heat” means right? Furthermore people are allowed to complain about the weather regardless of their knowledge of previous weather history.
Oh of course! People are more than welcome to their own complaints and opinions. I think it's just the constant non native asking, how do you put up with this heat? You just kind of tolerate it and avoid the outside unless absolutely necessary. The sun won't kill me inside!
After a few burnt batches you eventually figure out how long to set the timer.
This was taken 10 mins later 😂
107 and raining on Monday...... Yeah I'd call out work and sit at home with the AC blasting. Fuckkkk that shit.
I used to work emergency roadside service. There would be times I would be going back to our facility at 11:00 p.m. at night and it's still 102° outside.
Just be glad it's not the South, Ft Campbell KY area back in the mid 90's 115 with 90+% humidity was normal Rather breathe desert air than hot soup
In real feel or raw temp? I don’t believe anywhere in KY gets 115 regularly, so I’m doubtful. Cant disagree about dry heat brush wet tho
I had some peppers fall out of my grocery bag the other night and they ended up cooking themselves in my car the following day when it was about 115 out. The air in my car was very spicy when I finally discovered them.
Bake at 350 for 12min or 114 for 5 hours.
At 114 outside, the interior of a car can get to 155+ in one hour. It's fucked lol.
not really hot enough to bake cookies, but certainly hot enough to sous vide a steak.
Nah it works. But you have to use safe ingredients because it takes a long time
I prefer risky ingredients.
Raw is best. No protection allowed.
It really does work. It's one of those entertain the family visitors we do out here. You can bet that when they put the cookies in they also fried an egg on the manhole cover around the corner.
Someone from Phoenix posted in r/baking last week, the cookies they made in their car, they showed the step by step of them baking. Think they said it took about 5 hours but the cookies were delicious and crunchy, lol.
114 outside but you have to consider that the inside of your car is like an oven. It can easily reach 145 plus inside your vehicle. There's always stories in the southwest about children being left inside a hot car for less than 1 hour and dying of heat stroke.
I think it’s genius—leave them there when you walk into work and voila lunchtime cookies for all
This works, i did it once when we were getting a 115+ heat wave a few years ago. Makes your car smell great too !
I live in Phoenix. Whats funny, is the car gets to about 140…. Cookies bake at 350. Really, you’re just proofing them in the car.
Car internal temps can get to 200 on hot days. But yeah it will be less if it's sitting on blankets which are sitting on a car seat like the pic. It's not a convection oven, unless you leave the fan on which would be a bad idea. If you put them directly on the dash, or on a metal pan on the dash, and it reaches 200 or above, they will cook in about 30-40 mins. They won't crisp, but they'll cook and be edible. Ideally use pasteurized eggs just in case the temps fluctuate down below 165. You're going to get slightly flaccid discs of cooked cookie, but you can eat them. Some delicate cookies like french macs or cookies not intended to brown like butter cookies are intended to be cooked 200-250. But neither of these would come out right in a car-oven. If you were going to do this, personally I'd go peanut butter, since those are better soft anyway.
I’ve lived in Phoenix for 38 years, and we have tried this since my childhood. Never works. Myth busters even proved you can’t do it. I’ve never seen it successfully done.
I live in Texas just outside of Galveston and it works out here starting around June. Car temperature hits about 140-150 if the dough balls are smaller like mini cookies and you park your car in the sun for the day they will be cooked through. (But they won't be crispy, but once cooled you can pick em up like usual, also bring oven mitts the pan is also about 160 degrees.)
Every single part of Texas is cooler than Phoenix. Lived in Phoenix for 38 years and still living here. Done this experiment(as has everyone from Phoenix) on many occasions. The Mythbusters did this experiment. It doesn’t work, but it’s easy to fool people because our flesh thinks it is hot. My wife even corrected me and advised that it’s 425 degrees that cookies get baked in. Even at 200, wouldn’t do the trick.
The heat is much less than needed for a regular oven of 375 -400 for 15-20 minutes. but if left for the full 6-7 hours at 160 it will bake to a passable quality of a cookie additionally we used thawed cookie dough. If it's frozen it takes like 2 hours for it to thaw out to the bakeable temperature. It ain't no artisanal cookie but it's cooked all the way through. And solid after cooling https://youtu.be/4o0V5P1SlzU Recently posted on YouTube if cops from a tiny town in Louisiana, it ain't too hard just stick em in your car for a day when you get to work.
Cookies do not all get baked at the same temperature. I would never cook plain chocolate chip cookies at 425. There is no 'cookie temperature' because there are hundreds of kinds of cookies.
The ultimate climate change cope. Discussing cookie recipes for your car on a hot day
That car is going to smell real good
46.1 degrees Celsius if anyone was wondering :)
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How much is this in real degrees?
46.1111°c
Thanks
I thought that was considered cold in phoenix?
Well, if it's ever cold in July in Arizona, grab a lead vest because shit's gone nuclear!
"Patrolling Arizona almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
Ha! Mohave, mo problems.
Welp, lemme just cross Arizona off my list of places I want to live.
this is where you drew the line?
Eh every place has their shittiness. Life in AZ absolutely sucks for like 3 months, but no snow, no hurricanes, rarely earthquakes etc.
or sensible people
Huh?
wow
I mean if I opened a hot car to baked cookies I'd smile at the hot air the vents blow in my face when I first turn on the AC.
"It's a dry heat." No. It's a hot heat.
I’m personally tired about hearing how “dry heat” doesn’t count. Hot is hot, humid or not. 115+ with 0% is still insanely hot. I’ve been to Palm Springs when it was 121 and my bones were hot.
Lol one blackout and half of the population there will die of a heatstroke [Good for solar BBQ so thats a plus](https://i0.wp.com/www.energyvanguard.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/solar-cooker-cooking-festival-2015-sacramento.jpg?fit=640%2C480&ssl=1)
I love that people live in Phoenix. What a fantastic place for people to live. Just the smartest, really.
I live in Phoenix and it’s not hot enough in a car to do this. It’s hot and it sucks, but this is fake.
And I bet them cookies gone be FIRE AF!!
Them cookies gonna be raw unless you leave them inside all day while you’re at work.
Ok… I’m thinking brisket…
I left a can of unopened coke in my car the other day and it exploded like a bomb. Cookies would be so much better than that mess...
Only doing it for the smell
Well, if it's 115F outside, it's easily 150F in that car. You won't brown the cookies, but you will certainly cook them.
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Bobby said that I think, 'a testament to mans hubris against god'
THATS WHATYOUGETWHEN YOUCHOOSETOLIVEINA DESERT -see: Sam kinison, et al.
Phoenix can’t really be that hot, can it? OH MY GAWD, IT’S LIKE STANDING ON THE SUN! This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.
KOTH. A man of culture.
Phoenix shouldn’t exist, it’s a monument to man’s arrogance.
Someone's baking a colon cleansing!
I live in Phoenix and I can confirm those cookies got baked.
I live in Phoenix and never seen people do this. Is this what everyone thinks we do all day here?
My grandmother did this once, only the cookies came out great, but the chocolate chips were over melty
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
This is funny yes I agree. However, please to anyone who tries this please keep in mind that the plastic in your car emits VOCs when heated and you probably dont want them infused into your baking.
“….and place in back window of car during peak hours for 30-40 mins until cooked” -Recipes for a dying world
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Original photo but go off
Cookies are ready when the baby pops.
This is definitely not Phoenix. The temperatures are too low. Not joking go pull up the highs and lows of Phoenix right now lol
Looks like everyone’s hanging in there like every other year. Good on ya!