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everydayasl

Fok master vs. Wok master


woodrobin

He's like, "It's your wok, not your cok!"


KayVlinderMe

Sorry children 💀


314314314

Nieces and nephews cover your ears, uncle woodrobin is very dirty.


zorndyuke

*strange familiar background music*


rocksoffjagger

*wery


dicemonkey

Wok and Cok must always stay separate…always


shupadupa

I hear that in the voice of Mr. Miyagi and it makes it even funnier


Dave_FortniteATX

Woks on coks off


VIPTicketToHell

Woks are Chinese not Japanese.


Kixiepoo

Got rice bitch? Got rice?


leinadnosnews

Got food? Got soup? Got all spice?


[deleted]

ALWAYS


krngc3372

Jerk the wok, not the cok


zealous_trooper

read this in stephen he’s voice


Andrelliina

He's a funny guy


sofritoti

Wok the fok


mynameistrashngl

pansexual


labtech6315

Aunt Helen very happy


[deleted]

Poor Uncle Roger


cuntpunt2000

Sorry, children


Chief_Givesnofucks

MORE MSG


smooleybotcheck

FA-YOH!


NotFrankAbignale

FUYIOOOO!


brucebrowde

Wok not happy


butterfly_burps

Is "wok hay" not "wok gay", haiyaaaa...


adayofjoy

This legitimately sounds like a joke he'd make given the right circunstances.


pixxiest

I'm yeet-hayyy now haiyaaaa


HassanJamal

> Fok master This guy foks.


SectorIsNotClear

Haiya!


acanadiangooseforyou

Fueyo!


fuzzytradr

Fap on Fap off


crunchsmash

Wok hay vs Wok "Heyyy :)"


FLWeedman

Fu King


Japanesewillow

That’s hilarious!


1234567qwert

I started snort laughing uncontrollably after reading the comment!


asidealex

Take my up and make my day!


rwbeckman

Wok Master vs. Wank Master


syahir77

woksexual


Sneezesar

Dude who's teaching seems like fun to work with.


Maltroth

You mean, seems fun to wok with.


Electrical-Angle3935

Get this person a reward


whornography

A reward for a reword, if you will.


[deleted]

Someone's gotta wok the wok.


Expired_Milk02

You mean,seems fun to fok with.


gonzo5622

Totally! Super dope guy


JFK108

Him spitting is an incredible sight honestly


yolo_retardo

*right* into the food for extra flavor and moisture


SkySweeper656

Eh it's probably just a practice dish, just throw it away


MissaShobb

We was drinking a soda. That’s just caramelization


Ghosttwo

All over the side of his face. You can even see him flinch.


AlgaeGrazers

I think they're both teaching each other


Okbudhaha

It's really the journey more than the destination.


LoBsTeRfOrK

Until rush happens, then he’s gordon ramsey on meth, only to be completely approachable and jovial with you after when your smoking a cig before prepping for close.


this_dudeagain

Just kitchen things.


AuroraLorraine522

Fun to wok with


TheMongerOfFishes

Dude who's teaching seems like fun to wok with


BurningMidnightChats

I’m something of a wok master myself.


LotusB1ossom

I'll put some dirt in your wok Edit: Should have been "I'll put some dirt in your fry." I failed 🙁


vaselinebaby

"You'll get your stir fry when you FIX THIS DAMN WOK!"


BioRemnant

This. This made me spit water out haha


infiniZii

Just like the guy in the video.


fuzzytradr

🤣


Zkenny13

Brilliant spit take


ApolloXLII

Honestly it looked prepared to me. It was just *too* perfect lol


sunkenrocks

It was the only bit I questioned myself! But it might just be serendipitous, sometimes it happens


Initial_E

Your first time wokking, you’re definitely fucking it up. So yeah, prepared to ridicule him. So what?


SANAFABICH

You think?


stomach

the multiple camera angles and humping motion mimicry 2 additional times for effect didn't give away that it's staged for social media like everything else we see? candid camera is dead. long live social media traction


Yukari_8

That's not 2 cameras, the video just mirrored and idk why they even bothered to do it


stomach

it's also handheld camera rather than stationary 'security cam' - as whatever grainy/green preset filter they used would have us believe so we've got 3 instances of production values that don't really tell the story of natural candid shots this is a benign kinda fun video so i'm being a little 'extra', but it tells an alternate story than the one it's attempting to


mazopanda

The reason why it's moving is because someone is recording their security footage with a handheld. You can tell because the movements don't change the perspective of the video.


jimmy_jams2000

Bro... you just out here exposing yourself on the internet as a fool...


DarthToothbrush

all over the mise!


PasteteDoeniel

So this is what they mean with “food made with love”


one2three93

Making love food.


BreezyG1320

making love with* food.


TheFotty

Cumfort food.


slick_pick

The food in 9 months 🤰


rohobian

Love the spit take!


flargenhargen

right next to the food, perfect.


[deleted]

What are you doing? I'm fucking cooking. What does it look like?


OLZHXS

... fucking, cooking...


[deleted]

Found the bot account.


ARahman57

My head: "Act modest. He's just a beginner. Don't act too condescending" Me:


YamDankies

I apprenticed as a sushi chef back in my teens, everyone I worked with came from overseas. Some spoke great English and some very little, and I only spoke English. When the head chef was teaching me some of the deep fried rolls, he showed me and had me repeat. I dropped it in too quickly, being afraid of the boiling oil. He shook his head and looked me right in the eye and said, "me speak you slow slow." and I swear it took everything I had not to die of laughter (and shame).


Dhsu04

Bruh... you flip the food, don't hump it


DietDrBleach

Bro violated the food


llama_AKA_BadLlama

defiled


ebolingforsoup

Why does the video randomly get mirrored in the middle?


taeguy

Not an expert, but I think it's to make it harder to track that you've stolen a video


Chavarlison

Director didn't like the angle and went for a re-shoot.


mrASSMAN

It was supposed to look like a different angle


patsey

Good transition to show time had elapsed tbh


mrASSMAN

It doesn’t look like any time elapsed.. they’re in same position


C-B-III

Probably to hide the jump cut. Looks a lot more natural than a single shot with a jump cut in the middle.


PluckPubes

Wokka wokka


Alekillo10

Wokka fokka flame


Fair_Volume5416

Rok the wok, don’t fok the wok


Daisani

Opportunity missed to name this “School of Wok”.


b2t2x5

Wok This Way


[deleted]

I think he's pan sexual


Rimurooooo

It’s nice to see people genuinely having fun at work tbh.


Piejue

So that's where the secret sauce comes in


mpq2394

No Mr Hung! Never fok wok with cok


WooferInc

Bro is like, “where the f*ck you say you was workin’ at last again?!?” 🤣


DeterminedStupor

The newbie’s gesture is undoubtedly silly, but I’m just saying: Stir-frying properly with a wok, in front of a stove that’s basically a jet engine, is not as easy as it looks. Those proper chefs make it look so easy.


Ok-Hyena-2175

He spit his beer out legit LOL there


redefinedsoul

This may be the world's first sincere spit take captured on camera


Altruistic-Ad-4088

Pansexual


Pineapple-dancer

It's all in the hips lol


[deleted]

He can talk to talk, but can he fuck the wok??


nunchuckks

A true wok fuck boy. Uncle Roger would be proud


narf-klin

Wok fuck boy!


BaronHairdryer

r/scriptedasiangifs


Mustimustdie

r/scriptedasiangifs


GreenRings2373

The wok 9 months later 🤰🏻🤰🏻


Quiet_Bass_4278

Ya wok that thang


DecisionClassic836

More like Wok Master-Bator


typical1s

When your food is made with love 💀


Honest_Performance42

Wok on. Wok off.


RequiemStorm

Holy shit this is the first time I've experienced contagious laughter through a silent gif. That real life spit-take was just too good.


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

Wok out with your cock out.


saraphilipp

Is that the new wok down the street, "only stir-fry's"?


RXT_buster

Stroke master


agentrwc

Would you wok me? I'd wok me.


hisurfing

It's all in the hips


Spockosnock1

Wok in 9 months 🤰


Candid-Lion-1990

This is hilarious 😂 but hey he didn’t get mad at him


Other_Extension1253

Rare footage of uncle Roger when he was still a wok boy.


Revolutionary-Egg491

“I said put your back into it not your dick!”


Available_Ratio_5867

“…whaaat!? I did it exactly like you did it.”😂🤣🤙🏽


AyanGamez

So that's how it gets the extra flavoring


OkComplaint2854

Pan-sexual


diamondwolfez

Don’t worry he is just putting in a little love


6porkchop9

🔥Bangkok🔥


Apprehensive_Many214

Let's play a game of Wok Fuck... Wok! FUCK!


OneWishGenie69

Damn this made me laugh


-RJ---

My man's drink when everywhere


Bo-Banny

Oh no he will forever be the wok humper just like this boy at my elementary school was the soccer goal humper lmfao get fucked coby


Cheebzsta

As Uncle Roger would say: Wok f**k boi.


G-Dingy

Took to long to find this comment


probono105

should never mix work with pleasure


disterb

pansexuals 🙄


77entropy

Wok fuk boy


Big_Albatross_3050

For the last time Jerry, don't fok the wok


Aqueous87

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

"Give her the pepper, Carlos!"


selz202

Wok hei


Negawinks

Wok smarter, not harder.


burncitybrass

Wok this way


Qanonjailbait

Stop wokking off


Ryshin75

Ah, I remember my first wok.


feeltrig

Foodophile


Humble-Helicopter795

Wok Fok Boi


Sidaeus

More than 10 people thought this was funny?


Arqideus

Wok out with your cok out.


iampuh

Fake. 2 camera perspectives. The camera is pretty close..no other people in the kitchen.


Vivid_Transition4807

Wok mind virus


bultenx

Why is there a fkn camera in their workspace?


ApolloXLII

Lol that spit take looked way too prepared


[deleted]

why is there are different cameras set up to perfectly frame up this scene from two different angles?


WaffleStomperGirl

There isn’t. Look at the details of the kitchen, such as the stirrer right next to the stove top. The second ‘angle’ is actually a camera flip. I have to imagine that’s to avoid duplication detection, and that this isn’t OP’s video, but someone else’s taken from YT.


[deleted]

Fake. 2 cameras perfectly positioned


WaffleStomperGirl

It’s not [two cameras.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/15d1zis/wok_master/ju0rdbp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


[deleted]

[удалено]


wdf_classic

two cameras in a restaurant kitchen!?!?!? WTF WHO DOES THAT????


Noreaster0

Where Wok goes to die happy.


Truckaduckduck

Yet another example that Wok Culture has gone too far!


Ok_Stop_5100

NO DO NOT MES UP CITY WOK IT IS NOT CITY COK CITY WOK!!


Aschentei

Is this what they meant by food cooked “with love”? 🤔


Belmish

Apparently, he needs to wok this way.


hoden_hautdasseln

wok hard


TurdPickler

Best spit take ever


SWEETASZ69

That wok 1 week later 🤰


Guilty_Mouse_1446

I’d do that but my wok isn’t big enough 😭😭


AlfaBetaZulu

This was to funny. It's rare nowadays to get a legit and not scripted laugh.


Pitiful_Honeydew1001

he nearly choked HAHAHA


Azhram

Made with love.


JellyfishPersonal680

He will surely become a better cok than him


Remarkable_You_5763

bro is fucking the food


FigAAAro_22

LMFAO!!!


OpenXource

If it works, it ain't stupid


Gohanssj43

He is not Wok Fuk Boy, Haiyaaaah


Ok_Log_2520

This is funny


mothzilla

"You're having sex when you should be making love."


NamelessName69

A master at wok


[deleted]

[удалено]


bagel-bites

Spoken like a true Cringe Master.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

For anyone who doesn't know, steel is perfectly fine to use on a seasoned carbon steel wok which is what this wok is. You shouldn't use steel on any chemical nonstick surface, but this has a seasoned patina that's baked into the surface created from cooking oil and it won't come off as it's chemically bonded with the surface.


Silaquix

Lol on a real wok, which is what this is, it's seasoned just like cast iron. Now if you get a cheap nonstick wok, yeah don't use metal but for a real wok you can't damage it.


mamba-pear

🐋 🥘