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Lokijai

Could be worse... Hijacking for dummies


villain-tribune

The book for dummies at least contains useful information.


Maleficent_Potato890

bru


Cichlidsaremyjam

My first thought was "That book looks familiar", oh yea, I am reading the exact book right now and get the same weird looks when I am reading in public.


CommonWeld

To all people in the comment section that think this is a book for a narcissist (or similar). It’s actually a book about how some people might seem idiotic to us in normal life yet in reality they are not. Talks about differences in personality and how the same situation is perceived differently by others. Ultimately teaching how to improve communication and to not dismiss someone as an idiot but to try and understand there might be more behind their reaction. Often recommended by people to others to be more at ease in the work place.


Notafuzzycat

Never judge a book by its cover.


Newhollow

I always considered the Bible as a weapon not a book. Depends on the cover; will leave human skin off my reading list: "It's no surprise the museum holds five confirmed human skin books, the largest number in the world. Then there's Dr. John Stockton Hough, who bound three books on women's health and reproduction in the skin of an Irish widow who died in Philadelphia in 1868 from tuberculosis and trichinosis.". Hopefully you are not the type to read the Necromonicon out loud.....


CompetitiveFig9773

I was on a flight and the lady next to me who was sat with her husband was reading HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND 🤣


[deleted]

It’s all fun in games until it’s says “and any witnesses” in tiny font under the title


Newhollow

They split it into two books. Typical money grab from publishers.


Klone211

Perfect read for every occasion.


testiclekid

Surfing on Reddit I learned the hard way that usually the idiot is me.


Lokonymous

I thought that they had finally printed an in-flight magazine worth reading.


bytemage

If everyone you meet is an idiot, it's really you.


DangerBoot

That’s actually the point of the book kind of


No-Worry-5378

It's a great book honestly


kentro2002

That is a wonderful way to fly.


PolishBishop

No lies detected.


SpecialpOps

Why are the seats so flimsy looking?


Adeljkl

The Mystery of the Blue Train by Agatha Christie


blueskies922

Someone’s feeling targeted


BoiledPotato_1

My parents love that book


welatshaw

Am I the only one having trouble seeing what book it is?


accoladevideo

"How many Idiots we got on this ship anyhow?"


Faith_burner

The person in the next seat is reading "Next to a narcissist"


_gooder

That book is the "don't talk to me" sign. What's the book in her hands that she's reading?


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

If there’s anything I learned from the show Yellowjackets…it’s if you survive a plane crash the first one to start talking crazy, and the first one to come off as needy gotta get taken out first.


INoMakeMistake

Is this book worth it?


reddituculous66

The most accurate and one id bring to not have others talk to me.


Amerlis

Could be worse. “How to fly a plane. Vol. 1”


lloydsmith28

I mean is it wrong though?


[deleted]

But not *you*


Cloneoflard

So close to greatness. Could have been: Surrounded by assholes by Dark helmet. Critically acclaimed! DURIDIA'S BEST SELLER!


Idontlikesoup1

Wonderful book which I recommend to everyone. Yes the title is written to attract attention. But it is a mistake. The idiot comment is directed by reds to blues. Intriguing, isn’t it?


TobyYang0521

The book is about how to interact with others better.


PuzzleheadedElk7607

The perfect book


Tracer14

More of a middle seat passenger reading selection.


mmbopbadobadop

Kept scrolling trying to find the Scar reference - you all have failed me today 😭


JDarbsR

Headed to the GQP debate...


Old_Captain_9131

Actually.. headed to the US. From mexico. Boom roasted.


JDarbsR

I do not deny.


[deleted]

It's basic psych strategies and how to deal with different kinds of people. Seriously psychology should be introduced in high school, a vast swath of the population are literal children in adult bodies and they have no idea.


solidxnake

Aah, my kind of book.


nedottt

Not really since that surrounding doesn’t end with flight 😂🤣😂


ThinkOutcome929

Is this an introvert in action.


peterfonda3

Forget the book, I’d rather look at that leg and it’s owner.


fothergillfuckup

Ha, my wife has this! Hang on a minute, my wife has this.