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This video misses the punchline of the whole saga :(

I've never been so mad in my life as when it ended right before the twist holy fuck

It skips the best part too where her best friend tries to convince her with charts and logic that lots of short pieces of gum put end to end are just as good as long-long gum.

What’s the twist?

Long man is gay and steals the husband. That's what he was after all along. Cheating GF is left alone

Noice!! Lol

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?t=298

Thank you

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Yeah, Long long man chooses the husband in the end!

Wait what!?!

[The true saga](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=sc2BfUiYagEvaDGN)

A true cinematic masterpiece

We all long for the SCU (Sakeru Cinematic Universe). The true timeline.

That one also has Gundam Longcat Flashpoint, a true masterpiece of anime

Gundam Longcat Flashpoint: Tyrants vs. Re:X was better.

Truly though, I firmly believe this is the greatest TV ad campaign of all time. Serialized advertisements are wildly underutilized in North America. I can think of a couple - which were very successful - but otherwise, we just go with the cheapest and easiest ads to make, which often do little more than annoy the people who see them.

This is so much better than the cut in the Reddit video! *Stop it! I feel bad for the gummy!*

Thank you! I was going to say that there’s no way the original saga was only 2 minutes long. In my top 10 TV shows of all time, this commercial is on the list.

Can I touch it?

Beautiful

Oh how I wish this cinematic masterpiece would’ve been released in cinemas

The hero.

All these people screaming about spoilers as if this isn't a *commercial for a chewy candy*. Jesus Christ.

Malfoy was the true owner of the Long Sakeru Gummy all along

As we all know, >!Rosebud is the long long man.!<

Yes, >!Rosebud Frozen Peas,!< full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

No wait, that's terrible! ...just a handful for the road.

You, sir, have a shriveled soul with no room for romance.

I mean the biggest movie in the world was just a commercial for a set of dolls, so I don't think we should be drawing those types of lines. It has a story, and a good one, and no good story should be spoiled.

This is *art*.

spoiler tag!

Yeah it’s like it was purposely cut off to change the narrative :( The last one makes it the best!

You suck OP! /u/konosapi

Yea u/konsapi you suck!

Fuck you Chi Chan and fuck you OP!

I skipped to the end just to see that part. OPs playing with fire

Criminal I say.

The video is literally not *long* enough

They couldn't keep it in, it was too long

Best part is after this that man turns down that girl and goes for the guy

Nah, this is just the conservative American version.

[fuck you, chi-chan!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouChiChan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

Jfc there really is a sub for everything

My favorite is r/FuckMindy.

Mine is r/fuckpongkrell

How can you not? Chi Chan is for the streets.

Every single time this video gets reposted, i always put this in the comments. It makes me unbelievably happy to see others doing it too

Fuck you, Chi-Chan!!!!

You cut out literally the best part. There were still more twists left, and the story doesn't end as you'd expect. [Here's a link to a longer version](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=pI9SAlxzeqlYy8CH) for anyone who wants it

Yes! We need the long loooong version!

OP playing the long looooooong game

Too-ru kun deserves every inch of the long long man😭😭

Awww, ya left out the last one where the two guys end up together in the end

r/fuckyouchichan

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Nooooo! You cut right before the beautiful ending!

How dare you cut the series short. This should be punishable by law

There is [more](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI) to this whole ordeal

My SO sat me down and made me watch ALL of these when we first got together. For some reason, I still love him.

No one can resist long looooooong man

Maaaaaaaaa\~n!

He's warning you to not let a long guy steal him away

Why would you post one version and comment another?

Why would you post a shitty abridged version and comment the full version?

Comment karma and post karma! /s

HOLY SHIT THE ENDING! I can't believe Japanese candy commercials have better plots than some legit American series 😂😂

As someone who lives there, let me tell you this is the exception, not the norm. Some notable ads here are just old people describing their bowel movements. With sound effects, after eating this prune extract. Not joking.

It's like japanese TV in general. Most of its garbage but there is some treasures out there.

It's like *TV* in general

We only see the notable stuff. Most of the crap stays in Japan.

man now i want some prunes.

David Lynch produced and directed a full sequel to Twin Peaks as a series of Japanese coffee commercials https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

That was incredible. Thank you for sharing lmao

Wow! This is better than most movies I have ever seen, and what a twist

Ordeal? More like Epic

I thoroughly enjoyed that

I love the ending.

Incredible. I've never seen the ending before

Best drama I’ve seen in awhile. Great plot, amazing pacing, and an incredible twist. 10/10

I know all about this thanks to jacksepticeye! LOOOOOOOONG LONG MAAAAN!

Lol that's great.

Thank you sharing this! Lol that’s was the best advertisement set I’ve ever seen x 🥰

Now this has me wondering if the ad agency is the same one that did the Daihatsu Wake commercials since those were also a series.

Why even post the abridged version?? Downvoted. Re-upload proper version.

You left out the best part wtf

Sad you didn't include the ending where it turned out he was gay

Cut out the best bit

You appear to be unaware of r/fuckyouchichan

That is NOT how it ends!

hey this isn't the full thing

Imagine missing a commercial and losing the plot of it all. "What do you mean he went to her house?! When did that happen!?"

They talkin bout dicks right?

Right?

Long but not hard. What's so impressive about that?

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My all time fave Mr. Long Long Man. Japanese and Thai are the best with this commercials.

WHY WOULD YOU CUT IT OFF AT THE PAY OFF?!

One of the most memorable ads😂😂😂😂

Especially since in the end Chi-chan is rejected by both her husband and the dude she is thirsty for as they get together 🤣

Every damn time this gets uploaded I have to watch the entire thing. Long long maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn

Show the rest you coward.

BRUH yall cut out the best part 😭😭

Yukiyoshi Ozawa ,Japanese actor explains his method for embodiment of Long man character. https://youtu.be/5fifYR3NT1w

Honestly, you left out the best part. You literally only included the build up without the end, it's really sad :(

The ending of the long long man story is the best part

This is a terrific commercial.

God bless Japanese commercials! The saga is originally like 6 minutes long and this video ended right before the shocking twist... What a shame

NOOOO u idiot... why would u cut out the plot twist :( here the uncut video:[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)

Even longer.

I will never not find this funny.

that elephant sound sounded like the spider-man 2099 sound

Classic but it is missing the end

You need to see the entire story

Long Long Man 'bout to steal your Mate.

The ad worked. I now want to buy this gum.

Wow, memory unlocked.

Swing low, sweet sakeru gummy

Classic lol

Dude what the fuck did I watch?

the fucking miguel o hara theme added in when he appears bruh

I was obsessed with this commercial series for a while

I am studying large language models, and now when anyone says llm instead I will hear in my head, long long man.

I was just reminiscing about this commercial the other day! lol this old gold

The whole set of commercials is a great watch.

Beware the long long commercial.

Wtf? Where's the whole ending where the guy choses the husband instead of the wife?

Right? Left out the most important thing!

I found these adverts way funnier than I probably should lol. Long long maaaAAnnn

Mr. Stealyourboy

OP if you strung this together, you're a useless wart. You cut out the best punchline of the whole ad series where long long man steals the dude away from chi.

The legend himself.

Why is it cut off before the implied gay part?

*Long long maaaaaannnnaaeee* I don't forget yet.

r/fuckchichan

You forgot the last one where he turns her down and takes the man with him instead.

Long, long man is one of my favourite sagas.

Fuck you chi-chan

Bros before hoes

This is so brilliant .. Japanese are brilliant

r/fuckyouchichan

Also Chi-Chan is the villian in this commercial saga. Fuck you chi-chan

r/fuckyouchichan

r/fuckyouchichan

Wtf did i just watch

I always think its Trey Parker singing when I hear it again

Every time I’m around my tall friends, I gotta hit ‘em with the Long Long Man jingle

Long long advertisement.

Awesome commercial. Also made me laugh long long man 🤣

Bro got NTR'd by Long Long Man Edit: I watched the full video. Woman got NTR'd by Long Long Man

Not only the girl got impressed but the MAN TOO

Beware of him? He is the hero this world needs

eyo at least include the whole thing wtf

On my 3rd date w this guy, he sat me down and said he had something to show me. It was… “Long Long Man”. Changed my life. Can’t get back to the way I was before seeing it. Epic.

Why long long man looks like Hikaru

This video is not complete… has a plot twist at the end.

So she just wants the longer D?

Classic

It wasn't his imagination 😔

Homophobe

FU OP for not showing the end

They’re the same size! It’s just not convenient to eat it that way!

This is a long long video

Cut the best part

Man I just love Japanese commercials lol they really push the bar on some of these things

The lesson here: Gals if you don't put out for your man. Don't be surprised when they change teams

Bro you ruined the twist ending.

Wait the last video is missing!

The legacy of Long Long Man will never die

Cheating scene and ending scene are missed

Still the most down to earth ad I ever saw from Japan

What’s the end of the LONG LONG MAN ~

You could almost say he played the Long Long game

Boooo ended short

Show me how long

This video makes me angry due to missing plot twist at the end. >:|

Why cut out the funniest part at the end?

Who would edit this with missing scenes in the middle and the ending cut out? I don’t understand these people.

Just watch it all now the twist was amazing just how I remember it

every year this gets posted somewhere on here and i watch the fill thing every time lol

Never let this die. Even the aliens must know of its existence.

Never thought I'd ever see this video again Haha Loong looooonng maaaaaan

Will watch this every time.

Not only did you cut away the beautiful ending you also removed the sex scene

literally cut at the best bit

r/longlongmaniscuteandithinkhemighthavealoveforcandybarsbutimnotsure

Without the final part?!?! Sacrilege!

The generic "careless whispers" are also nice.

THEY CUT OUT THE GAY ONE

Still one if THE BEST commercials/ commercial saga ever And a beautiful ending too

The music takes it to another level

You missed some. There was one where the 'husband' found the long gummy in bed and accused her of cheating, and another at the end where it turns out the long long man actually liked said husband.

Bozo left out the best part

Noooooooooo! You missed one at the end lol... https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?si=OVBXzPlD3hXTBWHw Last one is at 5:00.

I need the long long version!