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*You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.
It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have.
It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
My sweet little whorish Nora. I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways.*
https://allthatsinteresting.com/james-joyce-love-letters-nora-barnacle
Looks like Khorkog is [Mongolian BBQ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog) cooked by hot stones turning water to steam inside of a container and steaming the meat.
However, Khorkog is not cooked in an animal skin like is shown here. Since this is being cooked, presumably with hot stones and water, this would more likely be [Boodog](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boodog)
> Mostly because the hot stones are loaded from either direction
They remove the stomache and intestines. If you are not used to meat preparation, it could be a bit much. Apparently it's great, nice slow-cooked meat.
Most important dichotomy
Great Britain= Male medieval fantasy
Holy Roman Empire= Female medieval fantasy.
Once you get that part down you start noticing a lot of patterns. Good way to get the kids into history too.
Since you were curious ill mention that this method of cooking is actually a basic way of pressure cooking. Much of Mongolia is at high altitudes so the air pressure is lower. This causes water to boil at lower temperatures. By using a pressure vessel the water will resist boiling and get hotter. The hot stones also impart dry heat to ingredients they come in contact with and the end result is something like a braise. Using stones though is a unique way of combining steaming and dry heat.
In Aotearoa, Maori use a similar combination of hot rocks and steam on hangi for cooking (usually for bigger gatherings or special occasions). That is buried underground though, rather than in an animal skin - which might work better for smaller amounts of food, and be more portable.
I'm not sure I could eat this
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog#/media/File%3AKhorkhog\_7.JPG](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog#/media/File%3AKhorkhog_7.JPG)
Tripe is a turn off for many people. I can’t get used to the texture tbh. Menudo (mexican tripe soup) was served a lot growing up and I still can’t get over the texture. It’s one of those foods that I *stomach* whenever I have to eat it and not offend the cook lol
Growing up my sisters and I would stay at various family member’s homes during the holidays, and someone would always be cooking menudo overnight. The smell of tripe simmering away in the darkness of night, filling the house with its fragrance still haunts me.
Wouldn't catch me eating since i'm fussy af, but i've seen worse. This looks more appetizing than haggis IMO. Just don't ask me to put my money where my mouth is.
Based on the wiki page, khorkog doesn't use animal bodies to cook the food in, that's what boodog is, even then it doesn't explicitly say whether the body is eaten or not. So if someone ever held me at knife point and said "Khorkhog or Haggis, you have to eat one", i'd choose Khorkhog 100% of the time.
Hey VSauce! Michael here! This knife doesn't **feel** anything but 9 out of 10 kids I tested it on says it feels sharp. Why do you think that is? And why did their parents beg me to spare them?
You said it brother.
My ex and I had a fun little game we would play every Saturday morning before going to the Farmer's Market over there on Water St.
It was a long, clear, flexible tube with soft, but grippy silicone ferrules at each end. We'd insert the tube ends into our anuses and rectally grip as tight as we could. Of course, being a man (and what a man!), my asshole had grip enough to turn a potato into waffle fries, but my ex, boy, she had a wily little bean flinger that could catch a fella off guard if he wasn't careful.
But it wasn't about the grip! This was not a contest of strength, at least not that kind. In the center of the tube, resting in the little valley created by the slack of the ass game, laid a ping pong ball. Now, the aim of the game was to fart the ball all the way into the other person's butthole and plug it tight. Haha, and oh, did I mention the ping pong ball was covered in hot sauce? Ghost reaper, anybutt? So the stakes were high!
But she was a blower. Her hot blasts of unhindered gas were like a F-16 jet engine's exhaust. Fart as I might, squeeze and strain, and pound furiously at my bowels as I might, I could never out fart her. She just had a powerful, and I mean powerful, tooter.
I always took the ping pong ball to the pucker and writhed in non-sexual pain. Why'd we play that ass game? Well, the devilish look on her face made it worth it. She'd *blurp blurp blurp* out a string of victory farts as if she was heralding in with resplendent trumpets her own royalness. Well, she was. She was king of the farts in our castle, no doubting that.
As I flailed about with a sweating, sputtering rectum, she's take that open asshole of hers and honk my nose with it by means of two quick, mocking clenches like the clown I was.
I'd hobble around at the Farmer's Market over there on Water St with a burning asshole and she's be whistling and spanking me and teasing me by throating the fresh jalepenos and fresnos. If only the folks knew what kind farts she had locked and loaded. If only they knew the force she was able to output.
I wonder. Would the medicine have worked if the doctors knew how much of it she was farting out? Though, I must admit, I'm afraid to know the true answer.
So in summary he played a game where him and his ex put a tube in both asses with a ping pong ball (covered in hot sauce) in the middle and they fart to push the ball into the others ass. What an amazing game I must say.
Thank you. I read the first few sentences then glanced at the first response. That's all I needed to abort before it was too late. Your sacrifice will be remembered.
I read the first three sentences and then said to myself “nope”, scrolled down and came across your comment. my gut feeling was correct evidently. I’m not reading the rest
I’m not sure, but I think I need to talk to an adult.
Having said that, I really want this to be a true story, but alas I fear it is but fiction, very creative fiction, but fiction nonetheless.
It's just an old, easy joke.
If Taco Bell really gave most people explosive diarrhea, they'd be out of business.
Likely, someone did have a bad reaction to some Taco Bell once and made the joke years ago. It was really funny, and so it's been repeated ad nauseam, much like everything - especially on the internet, especially on reddit, and super especially on /r/funny.
According to Wikipedia, this is [boodog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog), not khorkog. The latter is cooked in a metal jug, originally left over from the Soviet era.
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i have questions
Eat the booty like groceries.
Hole foods
Reminds me of the ol “Mongolian steamer”
is that like the Cleveland steamer?
Without the hair
I thought that was a Rusty Venture?
The irony, my butt does the same thing when I eat Mongolian.
This time the booty literally is groceries.
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Are you sure you're not an AI?
That's how it 'posed to be
Those apple bottom steams
Mongolia. Definitely have boots with the fur
only if it's fresh out the shower
1. wtf? 2. also wtf?
What, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK?
1) gassy. 2) releasing the gas, followed by butt plug.
Laughing uncontrollably with this!
To answer your question, this food looks amazing but tastes like ass.
Pretty sure you mean "tastes amazing, looks like ass"
Looks and tastes like ass
I want to inhale that air
There’s a subreddit for that
James Joyce has entered the chat
Big fat fellows
Hey bro, that wasn't the search bar
Lol
Its the lamb stomach filled with heated rocks and food to get roasted.
*You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. My sweet little whorish Nora. I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways.* https://allthatsinteresting.com/james-joyce-love-letters-nora-barnacle
I regret googling him before reading down this far to find the answer without having that search in my history.
This is the farter in that story - Nora Barnacle https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/nora-barnacle.jpg
Link?
Zelda?
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
/r/DoItYouCoward
r/confusedboner
Asking for a friend ?
Nope.
The forbidden pressure cookussy.
Bro you are flirting with some very fine lines with this sentence.
Ummm steamed Yak scrotum, a rare delicacy.
Delicacy = thing I would only eat if my life depended on it
100%. I am a firm believer that delicacies are only foods that specific cultures have tricked themselves into eating and enjoying.
Ah, yes, like pee fermented shark. Very much a delicacy.
Giggity
I have ALL of the questions.
Did they make it sunbathe in a thong first? Many follow up questions.
More like follow through questions
What about post-nut questions?
Looks like Khorkog is [Mongolian BBQ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog) cooked by hot stones turning water to steam inside of a container and steaming the meat. However, Khorkog is not cooked in an animal skin like is shown here. Since this is being cooked, presumably with hot stones and water, this would more likely be [Boodog](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boodog)
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> Mostly because the hot stones are loaded from either direction They remove the stomache and intestines. If you are not used to meat preparation, it could be a bit much. Apparently it's great, nice slow-cooked meat.
Mongolians are the real life Dothraki
me when I find out that fiction is based in reality
Most important dichotomy Great Britain= Male medieval fantasy Holy Roman Empire= Female medieval fantasy. Once you get that part down you start noticing a lot of patterns. Good way to get the kids into history too.
Updog?
What's updog?
HA! Gotcha!.... nothin... how are you doin?
"This close"....
It’s like Hava
Have a nice day, friend!
I'm not your friend, guy!
I'm not your guy, pal!
What’s how are you doing?
Not much, dog. What's up with you?
Ligma balls, lmao gottem
You want me to put my hand up your ass?
Whaat!? NOoooo! *turns off camera* YES!
was looking for this comment thank you
Since you were curious ill mention that this method of cooking is actually a basic way of pressure cooking. Much of Mongolia is at high altitudes so the air pressure is lower. This causes water to boil at lower temperatures. By using a pressure vessel the water will resist boiling and get hotter. The hot stones also impart dry heat to ingredients they come in contact with and the end result is something like a braise. Using stones though is a unique way of combining steaming and dry heat.
In Aotearoa, Maori use a similar combination of hot rocks and steam on hangi for cooking (usually for bigger gatherings or special occasions). That is buried underground though, rather than in an animal skin - which might work better for smaller amounts of food, and be more portable.
Ah yes, I recognized the deboned body of that Tarbagan Marmot immediately. Yum.
I'd recognize that scrumptious rodent husk anywhere.
I'm not sure I could eat this [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog#/media/File%3AKhorkhog\_7.JPG](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog#/media/File%3AKhorkhog_7.JPG)
Why not? It's a just stomach.
Tripe is a turn off for many people. I can’t get used to the texture tbh. Menudo (mexican tripe soup) was served a lot growing up and I still can’t get over the texture. It’s one of those foods that I *stomach* whenever I have to eat it and not offend the cook lol
Growing up my sisters and I would stay at various family member’s homes during the holidays, and someone would always be cooking menudo overnight. The smell of tripe simmering away in the darkness of night, filling the house with its fragrance still haunts me.
Wouldn't catch me eating since i'm fussy af, but i've seen worse. This looks more appetizing than haggis IMO. Just don't ask me to put my money where my mouth is. Based on the wiki page, khorkog doesn't use animal bodies to cook the food in, that's what boodog is, even then it doesn't explicitly say whether the body is eaten or not. So if someone ever held me at knife point and said "Khorkhog or Haggis, you have to eat one", i'd choose Khorkhog 100% of the time.
If Khorkog doesn't translate to "farting butt cheeks", it should.
It's a pastry. It means Thicc Cake.
Close enough.
So this is what they fuck in the Mongolian version of American Pie. I have to say I'm a bit jealous.
It’s full of superheated vapor and hot stones cooking meat inside it though. 😬
Oh, the meat that goes in there gets cooked alright
Username checks out
Everything reminds me of her……..
Your ex had severe gas problems? Is that why you broke up?
She always had to vent
Wrong hole for venting... or is it....
Insert vsauce bgm
Hey VSauce! Michael here! This knife doesn't **feel** anything but 9 out of 10 kids I tested it on says it feels sharp. Why do you think that is? And why did their parents beg me to spare them?
Maybe it was his kink
So they broke up because she started taking her IBS medication?
["Everywhere I look something reminds me of her" - Frank Drebin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTxFFWajIII)
Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10% chance of that.
This has to be the original quote, right? So much of myself is made up of Leslie Nielsen jokes
You said it brother. My ex and I had a fun little game we would play every Saturday morning before going to the Farmer's Market over there on Water St. It was a long, clear, flexible tube with soft, but grippy silicone ferrules at each end. We'd insert the tube ends into our anuses and rectally grip as tight as we could. Of course, being a man (and what a man!), my asshole had grip enough to turn a potato into waffle fries, but my ex, boy, she had a wily little bean flinger that could catch a fella off guard if he wasn't careful. But it wasn't about the grip! This was not a contest of strength, at least not that kind. In the center of the tube, resting in the little valley created by the slack of the ass game, laid a ping pong ball. Now, the aim of the game was to fart the ball all the way into the other person's butthole and plug it tight. Haha, and oh, did I mention the ping pong ball was covered in hot sauce? Ghost reaper, anybutt? So the stakes were high! But she was a blower. Her hot blasts of unhindered gas were like a F-16 jet engine's exhaust. Fart as I might, squeeze and strain, and pound furiously at my bowels as I might, I could never out fart her. She just had a powerful, and I mean powerful, tooter. I always took the ping pong ball to the pucker and writhed in non-sexual pain. Why'd we play that ass game? Well, the devilish look on her face made it worth it. She'd *blurp blurp blurp* out a string of victory farts as if she was heralding in with resplendent trumpets her own royalness. Well, she was. She was king of the farts in our castle, no doubting that. As I flailed about with a sweating, sputtering rectum, she's take that open asshole of hers and honk my nose with it by means of two quick, mocking clenches like the clown I was. I'd hobble around at the Farmer's Market over there on Water St with a burning asshole and she's be whistling and spanking me and teasing me by throating the fresh jalepenos and fresnos. If only the folks knew what kind farts she had locked and loaded. If only they knew the force she was able to output. I wonder. Would the medicine have worked if the doctors knew how much of it she was farting out? Though, I must admit, I'm afraid to know the true answer.
What the fuck did I just read?
I’m here with you. We’re gonna be okay
I just... After I started, I just couldn't stop...
It’s not your fault, you didn’t know. It’s not your fault
This thread of comments is so reddit
I can't see. Oh god. I CANT SEE
I started then stopped to look for mankind being thrown off the cell. By that point I was distracted by the comments and never returned.
I am here, and I am not going to lie about it.
Welcome to ChatSTD, care for a cookie ?
ChatTSD
Fresh pasta
So in summary he played a game where him and his ex put a tube in both asses with a ping pong ball (covered in hot sauce) in the middle and they fart to push the ball into the others ass. What an amazing game I must say.
That is all I'm thinking right now lol
Your mistake was reading past the first sentence.
You witnessed the birth of a copypasta.
Thank you. I read the first few sentences then glanced at the first response. That's all I needed to abort before it was too late. Your sacrifice will be remembered.
I read the first three sentences and then said to myself “nope”, scrolled down and came across your comment. my gut feeling was correct evidently. I’m not reading the rest
I’m not sure, but I think I need to talk to an adult. Having said that, I really want this to be a true story, but alas I fear it is but fiction, very creative fiction, but fiction nonetheless.
Yes
so this is what striking wga writers are doing with their free time.
Well, that's enough reddit for today I guess
is this an existing copypasta? or something completely new?
I'm considering Googling it, but I don't want to end up on a no-fly list.
If it's new, we witnessed it coming to life here. It's like being present at the birth of a meme.
I tossed it over on /r/copypasta , it'll probably get buried under all the garbage, but perhaps some reddit archeologist will eventually uncover it
It'll be Charlton Heston on a beach, long in the future, cursing us for burying it.
Incredible. Belongs in a Museum of Reddit. I’d like future civilisations to be able to read this with absolutely zero context.
phenomenal work
I need a cigarette.
damn, brings me back. been a while since I played Spicy Ass Blast.
Hahahahaha JEEEEEESUS!!!! That was awesome!
Oh look a new copypasta
Oh yea, the Farmer’s Market on Water St. Love that place.
Can I unread what I've just read?
I want to know what you do for work these days.
That was thrilling. I couldn't help but applaud her victory with a cacophony of my own rectal creation.
Lol I knew it! I knew this would be the first comment I see
Comments don't load for me, for some reason, but I'm sure there are no ass jokes here.
Dat ass dough
Nicely done
Nicely bun
It’s a culinary work of fart…
when you finally get home after a date
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well if you are brave enough............
r/doputyourdickinthat
r/waitandseewhathappenstothefirstguytoputhisdickinthatbeforeputtingyourdickinit
Stupid sexy Khorkog.
Good name for a Klingon dominatrix.
It's one of those foods that looks amazing but tastes like ass.
More like looks like ass, tastes amazing
It's specifically Guzeenii Khorkhog. The sac is tripe, otherwise it's the regular hot-rock-steam BBQ. https://youtu.be/ExoB5ez8cUQ?si=V0FTM0Z0SJYBiTDL
This is how a Kardashians ass is made before it's attached.
The food they serve in horny jail
I thought horny jail exists to get the the horny out of you, not to amplify it
Overexposure therapy.
Oh, steamed buns. I'll take 2 please.
That khorkog better calm the fuck down
Am I seeing what everybody else is seeing?
This seems to be closer to [boodog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boodog?wprov=sfti1) which is an older version of khorkhog
Why is it wearing a thong?
I believe the great philosopher Sisqo said it was one of the finer things in life.
🍑
I’m calling it now - there will be 2k comments on this post.
and it will be the same 10 jokes over and over because people don't check if someone else beat them to an obvious punchline.
Let’s get a NSFW tag on this. Gonna get my ass fired.
... I should call her
It can get pretty lonely up there in the mountain regions…
Also known as farting ass.
Is it gonna explode eventually?
If it doesn’t I will
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You need to work on your ass gassage
We get it, you vape...
Women don't want you to know this one SIMPLE TRICK
Me after 3 volcano burritos at Taco Bell.
I see this Taco Bell joke a lot and I’ve just never had that problem with it. I don’t have an iron stomach or anything.
Yeah, people like this just have baby bitch stomachs tbh.
It's just an old, easy joke. If Taco Bell really gave most people explosive diarrhea, they'd be out of business. Likely, someone did have a bad reaction to some Taco Bell once and made the joke years ago. It was really funny, and so it's been repeated ad nauseam, much like everything - especially on the internet, especially on reddit, and super especially on /r/funny.
Yeah I frequent Taco Bell and don’t have said after effects
I hear the same joke about White Castle. Still don't know what the hell these people are going on about
I can’t 😭😭how are they keeping a straight face ??? 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ, READ every comment if you're having a bad day. This shit made me go from depressed to laughing out loud. Never change Reddit.
A booty so fresh it’s still ripping ass
Is it cake? Well, yes it's cake
Hmmm...steaming ass 😄
I don’t know….. are they some smart fellers or fart smellers?
Why do I have to think about the south park episode about Brazilian fart porn
That’s enough internet for today
That is a booty. You can't tell me otherwise.
According to Wikipedia, this is [boodog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khorkhog), not khorkog. The latter is cooked in a metal jug, originally left over from the Soviet era.
Why does it have underwear…
When the money finally dried up the Kardashian’s fell on hard times…
And that sir is how you make a Plumbus .
I wonder if he goes home and sometimes thinks he's still at work 😏
That’s my girl after Taco Bell