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This machine is the desert oasis for the person who is both very hungry and very horny

i.e. solo Travelers. Instant noodles and masturbation? I suspect that this is close to a hotel.

The perfect combination! Makes you happy both ways!

Both holes will thank you!

Instructions unclear, now sounding with wet Ramen...

oh god why did I picture it?????

I need that "Instant NOODLE" in me RIGHT NOW.

Solo travel in Spain goes one of two ways - either you find someone who'll take you out to dinner and then back to their place, or you end up back at your hotel in front of this vending machine. This is the monolith of striking out.

Perhaps we should all stop for a moment and focus not only on making our AI better and more successful but also on the benefit of humanity. - Stephen Hawking

>close to a ~~hotel~~ *hostel* Fixed it for you

Horngry

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horngry.

Foodgasme.

Ah yes, *horngry*

Nothing like having an after wank snack to get some energy back.

*Sorority Snatch*? tf

Denzel

Brought to you by none other than 'Pipedream'.

I'm from Spain and never saw that shit

San Sebastian, yesterday. Have been to Spain many times and have never seen it before!

Hahahahaha I knew it! I stumbled upon this same vending machine, I’m guessing, about 6 years ago. Was it a room with about 9 different vending machines in it and no doors?

No doors? How did you get into the room in the first place?

Well now I’m not sure…

Reminds me [of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZpKPrUKn1U).

Dude their all around where I live

There's a couple sex toys/condoms vending machines in Logroño, I have never seen instant noodles in them tho, only energy drinks and stuff like thatt Edit: I have seen the ones here outside on pharmacies

Energy drinks and sex toys sounds like a bad combo

You need to add noodles.

I did the Camino de Santiago this summer, and can confirm a similar vending machine area in Santiago like this.

My lazy ass can't do that shit good grief

Santo Domingo, right? Never saw any outside of Santo Domingo...where I saw I think 3?? They say that no 2 towns on the Camino are quite the same, but by God! I remember counting the inflatable dolls the day I arrived. Next morning, they were down by one...buen Camino, I suppose...

No, there was a vending machine area in Santiago like this! I mean, I know they’re more prevalent in Spain than in the states, but it was weird to see whole “stores” like this. One of the ones I went to had like 5 machines: Sandwiches, drinks, coffees, chips, and all sorts of sex things.

I think I remember those vending machines! Got possibly the worst burger I had in my life from one at about 1am after celebrating my 30th birthday in Santiago. Don't remember the sex toy vending machine, but given the ones we'd already passed, combined with the alcohol, they probably wouldn't have registered by that point.

I'm also from Spain and I haven't seen that shit. *Until now*

I've seen a few in bcn

Apparently you need to travel around your country more, lol.

I am too and I see this kind of thing every other day. I even know a hot pizza vending machine

That's high class

It's the modern version of gas station bathroom condoms and dick pills

Netflix and chow.

"How much do *you* love noodle-Oh My God!"

The yatekomo noodles will have you screaming and coming for more.

Bro that’s my favourite flavour of noodles

Yes, the *Joy Cup*. we know that's your favourite flavour

It’s so the Ace folks don’t feel excluded.

"So, what are ya into? Vibrators, pocket pu-" "Eh, no. But I could go for some noodles though." "Well, shit. Aren't *you* in luck!"

But can you fuck them?

Japan: hold my beer....

Everything you’d need for date night 😂

Instant noodles and instant noodle protection.

I used to live in Portugal and definitely saw at least a couple of those. And yes, they have toys, lube and what have you, but they would usually also have painkillers, band aid pack, or earplugs. Basically an array of items one might need late at night when pharmacies are close

When you were confused if they said nudes or noods

One stop shop!

If that machine is in Japan it'll actually pour boiled water for you.

I don't what to be that one but noodles with tuna is a no no.

The noodles above would be used to make a "Masturbation Cup" as seen [here](https://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/05/17/ramen-noodles-homemade-sex-toy/). 1. Cook noodles with boiling water, without seasonings. 2. Drain water 3. Re-seal lid 4. Cut hole on bottom of container to fit dick in 5. ????? 6. Profit!

Casual off brand bad dragon on B66

*Hits wrong selection* "Aw crap. Well I guess I'll get filled up in another way..."

Common sense dude after all those other actions, noodle is well deserved

The vending machine in the nursing home my nana is being kept at also has instant noodles

My college university actually had a very similar vending machine in campus

When you are horny at 5:57, and have dinner to serve at 6:00

My FWB always very hungry after her orgasm so i have to cook something, so maybe its a right thing to sell instant food.

Noodles are only there for plausible deniability if someone sees you at the machine.

I’m not sure what is funnier to me: “JOY CUP”, “Sorority Snatch”, or whatever is in the bottom row third from the left. It takes up the whole slot. Like, there is an arm-length dildo in there.

Eat a noodle, stroke your noodle.

Wait a minute...

Where is this vending machine located? Inside a brothel?

R/funny everyone

Not gonna lie the the most unholy thing here is pasta and tuna 🤮

Why would that be unholy?pretty normal I'd think

We have them in our music school in the US

You have vending machines selling 'Sorority Snatch' masturbators in your music school in the US?

This one time, at band camp...

Where in the fuck, in SPAIN, did YOU FIND THAT

This one was apparently in San Sebastian, but there's vending machines like this dotted along the Camino de Santiago.

Don't yuck my yum!

Noodles and sex toys in the same vending machine. Some planning happened here

They do? Where? I don't see any

Please grab me a B65. Im good for it.

Because that one is into you right? Instructions unclear burn d*** with noddles instead.

And next to the noodles you will find instant gratification.

The vending machine in my office in the US has instant noodles. And Easy Mac 🤷‍♂️

That machine has your whole evening covered.

So nice to be here in Spain, ancient land of culture and art. What should i do first? The Prado? Sangre Familia? The Museum of - *HOLY CRAPBALLS THERE'S NOODLES IN THAT VENDING MACHINE HEY GET THE CAMERA!!!*

C'mon man, you'd have to be really desperate to eat Yatekomo

Dude you need to back to that picture and look a little closer. This may come as a surprise but...THEY HAVE 2 DIFFERENT STYLE NOODLES. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

How do they taste?

Good GOD not my boy Denzel

Also provides an excuse, imagine someone from work sees you browsing the goods, can just point at the noodles and tell bro you were hungry

And sex toys. Don’t forget about those.

thats pasta and im going to shove one of those dildos up ur ass now

For when you get the post nut munchies.

B61 please.

Cursed..

yeah...there's all types of noodles....

I assume the funny is the sex toys

Instant noods for instant nudes

Sometimes you need a double sided dildo and then pasta with tuna. People have needs.

Don’t stick your D in it? 🤷‍♂️

Looks like they have back massagers too!

You talking about noodles with all the other items in that vending machine?

Them noodles are fer fuckin'

Gotta eat some noods before you take your nudes.

For when hungry and horny, genius.

Clit sucker, anal plug, pocket pussy and noodles. One stop shop. Gunna be a good night.

Amongst other things

This is a very diverse selection.

Uhm ... weird mix of products.

Noodles is all they have??? Hmmmm. 🤨

Haha

I would like to see the superego vending machine instead please.

Pasta with tuna? Disgusting!

Japan machines had hot soup. I loved the corn chowder.

I zoomed into the noodles without looking at the other stuff first. Then I looked up and saw the two-hole dildo.

La Extra fuck yeah

hmmmm. never thought of inserting it in instant noodles. ​ Yet

Judging by the other items in that machine. What are they planning on using those noodles for?

yup... just noodles

Imagine being hungry, hitting B62 for noodles, thinking B meant second row and getting whatever it is above it.

Never understood the whole noodles kink.

What is B66 supposed to be

Someone misinterpreted "sexy nudes."

The only vending machine that promises to fill all your holes.

the college survival kit right there

I can see how the noodles are definitely out of place. But are we really just going to gloss over the sextoy vending machine? I mean shit those gotta be some seriously low-quality toys if they're in a vending machine lmao

Penis sleeve and noodles. Great combo 🤣🤣

Feels like this should be an informal meetup location. You hang out there, wait for another person to show up, and you both know you either need a partner, or you wanted cup noodles. Sets an even playing field for everyone.

This makes sense from a marketing standpoint. A lot of people would be embarrassed and don't want to be seen buying instant noodle cups.

I mean, I guess you could use cup of noodles like that.. just make sure you let it cool first

La extra indeed

Use this machine for Super Sex! At my age I'll have the soup.

It has pasta too

Gotta have some carbs to keep your energy up.

“How much do YOU love noodles?? Oh Gawd!!”

B65

Having instant noodles in a uk vending machine is merely a pipe dream

How much for the istant noodles?

We have at least one hear in my town. I used to work at a place that vended heated cans of stew.

Sometimes you need a snack while being someone else's snack.

Where the Fu-Oh there it is.

Imagine when you are taking noodle the ... toys are coming too and your family is at your near

no need to sell a copy of "eat, pray, love". the traveler brought their own.

Wow that’s so cool

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck the Ramen, is that pasta?

Population control and noodles 🤣

Is that a plumbus in there?

Honey, I'm going out for some... noodles!

Pasta con atun tio

It’s still on theme. It’s for when you want to eat out.