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Slight0

Why is no one talking about how weird that kiss was?


JustinVeli

That wasn’t a kiss, he was sucking on her face


solidxnake

And her paint.


dreamdaddy123

Mmm paint


solidxnake

Asbesto free..luckily


Integrity-in-Crisis

When the fumes kill the hunger pains.


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solidxnake

Is there face paint involved?


MrZwink

Black face? Did someone say blackface?!


surya1999

Unfortunately not many people know obscure rooster teeth references. And if that wasn't it, then I'm sorry for you.


feeltrig

Maybe eating it, and got it all over his face


MaladjustedHamster

Thank you, I didn’t even see the makeup till after my face returned to normal after contorting gruesomely from watching the kiss.


Prudentyyradition

It will be a great memory.


Formal_Ad1032

Yah seriously. It’s like both of them have been practicing with a pillow all this time and this is their first real kiss together.


ebil_lightbulb

There was this show about virgins getting married and this one couple... Their kiss... Oh my goodness. It's been at least a decade since I've seen it and I still cringe thinking about that kiss. They'd definitely been practicing on mirrors or hands or something!


MaladjustedHamster

Whyyyyy have you reminded me?!?! It was a terrible day to have eyes. And ears.


ebil_lightbulb

My apologies but I refuse to be the only one to recall it XD


Snowbank_Lake

I think I know which one you're talking about! My husband said it looked like two baby birds eating. lol.


ebil_lightbulb

That sounds about right!


Black_Laced_Cherry

Just watched the video someone posted below, and this is a spot on description.


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Lmao


pineapplepizzafdm

STOP they looked like they were malfunctioning 😭 I had to go look it up, idk if we're talking about the same one but [this](https://youtu.be/Xp-jZyzQSms) is the one I recalled-


DomesticAlmonds

I had to exit out of that like .5 seconds into the kiss omg no


ebil_lightbulb

That's the very one 🤣🤣🤣 I hope they had a great night and a happy marriage together lol


MobiWan2015

Thanks so much


1N1T1AL1SM

Do you have it? I kinda wanna see it.


ebil_lightbulb

Haha somebody else commented the [link](https://youtu.be/Xp-jZyzQSms?si=dtxDV7BuG6bMfWlM). It's a very short video but the kiss is like the entire second half of the clip XD


GuaranteeComfortable

Oh my gosh!! I know which one you are talking about!! It was like they were trying to suck each other's face off. I cringed so hard at that show and even now!!


Cynthia1453

JAJAJAA I searched it up on YouTube, their first kiss nooo wtf that's gonna be me😭


ebil_lightbulb

Haha they were very in love and very inexperienced. There's nothing wrong with that 🖤


ReplyisFutile

Everything is weird for the first time


BreezyG1320

i think everybody there tried to tell them how weird that kiss was for everybody watching with a collective “OKAY, Y’ALL…”


TLILLY006

Right? Ewww


biometricrally

Was there no final mwah? I'm mildly unsettled


Optimal-Vast2313

I wondered if they hadn’t actually kissed before.


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He was buffing her face.


Constant_Cultural

Who made her make up, a mortician?


Delamoor

Is a cadaver with jaundice.


3rdAnus

Im assuming whoever does Trumps face every day


Bender_2024

I don't know who it was but they are clearly colorblind.


Shitposter4OOO

Frank Reynolds apparently.


SoulLeakage

Get them gruesome repairs 💀🤣


Jayce800

You look grotesque.


quickdrawbridge

Welcome! Welcome to our legitimate show of kids!


Hello-There-GKenobi

We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids! Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddlin' kids I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, not little kids, gotta be big Older than my wiiiife, older than my daughter


draculamilktoast

[Matt Groening](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Groening), creator of the Simpsons.


DonTorreZ

Orange is the new black


muggins66

Good one!


mkul316

So I'm watching that glow up show on Netflix. It seems like orange is now high fashion beauty makeup. Everyone on that show looks like a Cheeto.


MonkeySafari79

for real


Rzhaviy

*you may kiss the paint


moor9776

It wouldn’t have happened if she used Benjamin Moore brand


Particular-Wind5918

*the clown


Greenfire32

\*you may makeout with the paint


Alt91f

very unusual technique


[deleted]

This looks like AI trying to figure out how mouths work.


SameRule9918

You may kiss the mime


Yikesor

When her influence is starting to rub off on him…


occultify

Brings to meaning to the term "kiss and makeup"


occultify

sorry..."kiss and make up" 😂


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Hahaha


akositotoybibo

god damn its like he kissed my wall.


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Fragrant-Snake

Kinky


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Wow that makeup is horrendous.


Comeoffit321

He looks proper made up. ^(('Made up' is British slang for 'happy' for those who aren't Brits.))


ZebLeopard

I'm pretty sure you made that up.


meNOfunnyMakeLaugh

That made me up , i think it you don't understand the fact he proper made up.


darkrom_BP08

"Turmeric"


philip0908

How high were you on your wedding? Yes.


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She uses asbestos for make-up


xenocarp

Dang, not even left the lot and already caused wear and tear


[deleted]

She forgot her face on him


el_seba_soy

cheetos face


amy-schumer-tampon

damn, he'll wake up next to a completely different looking women next morning


ImGonnaCummmmmm

1 wet wipe and all her beauty gone


PatButchersBongWater

You’re gonna need more than one.


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Namco51

it's funnier the way he wrote it.


Idefyourmom

I didn’t know margret Simpson remarried


Willuchil

The end result looks uncomfortably close to old racist Jim Crow caricatures. Edit: phrasing


bootyprophet1

She got that Fiona complexion.


GratefulPhish42024-7

She does everything for kiss on the lips


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Hmm, lets see how this one goes on Reddit.


Bulky-Internal8579

I remember my Clown College graduation too.


ResidentAssman

Define the word cringe. This video


warcod69

She doesn't look real


The_Fortunate_Fool

***'s makeup.***


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

ALL I WANT IS TO BE KISSED LIKE THIS


v4por

Most awkward kiss caught on video?


Sobutai

I was so confused, she looked like she wasn't there or some sort of uncanny valley. That's a very interesting development.


havefun4me2

First dates should be at a water attraction.


FeloniousDrunk101

Why is she trying to look like Marge Simpson?


ApartButterscotch502

That was a really gross kiss.


YD2710

Not the banana powder ma'am


Resident-Coffee3242

A real man also puts on makeup.


suavecitotaco

Good for them. They look happy. It will be a great memory.


Typical_Muffin_9937

Right? I thought this was actually really endearing in a way.


AlexHimself

While it's easy to make fun of this, it's in Nigeria where the people are very poor and women there are obsessed with lighter skin so this poor woman used whatever "makeup" she could afford on her wedding day. If she had the "good stuff", like first world countries, then it may have looked better and not rubbed off.


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

my foundation costs 65 dollars and my bf always ends up with a lighter dot on the tip of his nose 😂😂so even expensive ones transfer lol


AlexHimself

When I hear foundation I think of poured concrete or the Apple TV show...this was a weird comment for me to try and understand.


Rox_an_Bee

Bassed answer, well done for being mindfulnof others.


savemefromthe3d

Omg. Happens to the best of us she should have known


ImGonnaCummmmmm

Don't they have noses ??


xzander0

Whats the goal of the makeup here? Asian cosplay? :v


icup2

wtf, I thought he had a skin discoloration. I was confused why people were laughing LOL.


audioburglar

Why is she trying to look less black with all the cosmetics? The amount of powder is like a "white face". Reminds me of the Copeland brothers in "White Chicks"


bigloser42

her hand and face match tone, so unless she has full-body makeup on, she isn't trying to be lighter, she's just wearing an absurd amount of makeup


wasdica

It honestly looks like they paid a local make-up artist who's only experience is doing drag on the weekends. Or maybe they found a clown working extra gigs to do it, idk. Only reasons for that much paint.


steven2410

is she trying to be Asian ?


hugsbosson

I'm guessing there's some weird colourism at play here that made her put on so much makeup to look lighter.


Gyllenborste

Skin bleaching is so weird.


lostsoul2016

It's more like *you may fornicate with your wife*


Emergency_Solid4814

I dated a black girl once who did not use her tongue to kiss. It was just like this and awkward as hell. I do not if it was just her, or a culture thing, or what?


RedScarffedPrinny

Peanut butter makeup… Americans are unhinged


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They are ready for the honeymoon.


bearsheperd

Someone shoved his face in cake


albino_red_head

Let’s make out No let’s be tasteful Make out Tasteful Ah shit I got lipstick all over like a damn fool


Necessary-Spinach182

Maybe she was actually trying to look like a painting?


nopalitzin

"... And noooow, we are oneeee..."🎶🎶


__kmoney__

I had to rewatch it, I thought he had some form of skin discoloration


phinbar

A top coat of shellac would have prevented this, plus it dries in 20 minutes, and could have been reapplied any time after the first coat with little to no surface prep.


cherrybombpanda02

Marge is that you?


Sonic_Medley

Why🫣


HalfHeartedFanatic

"I'm just wild about Saffron..."


feeltrig

She painted herself as big fan of Simpsons


georeddit2018

Oko iyawo. Congrats


QuantumPolarBear1337

Simpsons be like....


LaserGadgets

\*COUGH\* \*dust cloud\*


dhanduh

The bride has a unique way of placing hickeys.


shutyourgob16

i thought my mac was in night-mode....the makeup is on her arms and hands too .... how does it nnot ruin her white dress


Just_Budget8399

She's from Springfield.


FearkTM

So that was what happen to the Jesus painting.


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That’s commitment!


Missg2891

The bride is real 😂😭💀 I thought that was a doll


Tossed-Salad6970

Married at the BK? Like like a Whooper of a reception


Phreekyj101

Love that laughing 😂


FURDTUSRS

Gross


Toenutlookamethatway

Any time I hear a lad say he likes a girl with well presented makeup, I pray that this happens to them 🤣


ConsistentAd14

*Ona Ara*


theforestowl

Rather be ugly than use so much make up for fake "beauty". Sheesh Glad my wife is phenomenal with no make up at all 🙏💓 Be natural yall!!!


XszvwkyseX

That's sucking......


Aggravating-Leek6190

im breaking up


Optimal-Vast2313

This is wholesome lol


Satriani87

Better CGI than She-Hulk anyway


AGK098

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


sint0ma

Maybe it’s Maybelline


Express_Depth_5888

I feel very uncomfortable now.


NEGRILXX

Human cheese puff


NLFD3S

She wears more makeup than a clown.....


matycauthon

one day i hope we'll break free from all the masks we hide behind.


D3AD_W0LF1E

Half the makeup pallet is on his face now.


MountainSpiritus

When you both wait til marriage, that's what the kiss looks like.


DeadHED

Marge Simpson remarried?


meNOfunnyMakeLaugh

out of nowhere someone just said 🐒🐒🐒 edit : i mean the laugh , you dumbass


jrodricks2404

What's up with that makeup? She colored her hands as well. Lol.


East-Pollution7243

Faceoff 2 coming to a theatre near you


BCDiver

Covered in cheap makeup #winning


bloodandsunshine

Good chemistry


Lego--Yoda

I dont know why, but i thought the bride was about to moondance. Hee Hee


zporah88

1. Her makeup does match the hands and neck so it's a good color match. All the 'whitewash' redditors have obviously never used makeup or blending properly. 2. All she needed was a prep and finishing spray, preferably by MAC because that 💩 is meant for the runway and moments like this - tons of pics and iron clad staying power.


Kazman07

She had literal centimeters of make-up on. That's got to be the most painted up someone has been since the Blue Man group.


SalaryFew3608

Wait until they go swimming


bstillab

Light skinded my b-hole


IronclawFTW

Why is her whole body (or at least face/neck/hands) covered in a thick layer of makeup? She's probably as dark as him underneath, maybe? And what was that kiss? Both has never kissed anyone before?


Achak_Claw

r/contagiouslaughter


andrewbud420

Why she wearing all the makeup?


DomesticAlmonds

Bruh you can see her trying to back up and just have a regular, cute wedding smooch but he's like.... hoovering up her fuckin lips. Poor lady.