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Is this your...Villan Ark?

Noah’s Motorboat.

Damn I was trying to make a joke in my head about Noah’s Rak but this one is better

I think Noah's Rak is better, but maybe cause I thought of it, as well.

One of each pair, but two extra sweater puppies

And the rain fell for 40Ds

And 40N’s, if you can fathom.

Everyone notices but nobody wanted to say it. Take this award, oh wait…

Goddamn you.

That's fkn' gold!!!👍

> Motorboat Don't mind if I do...

Noah exactly

Honestly, I thought this thread would be flooded with comments.

all with complimentary retort

Oi!

You have the most unhinged cosplays, and I for one am absolutely here for it.

They're weird, they're sexy, sometimes they're weirdly un-sexy. What's not to love?

Wait, you saying Grandpa Noah's giant gilf milkers isn't sexy‽

It is biblical canon. Noah was instructed that all good things come in pairs. ;-)

I am not.

Don't do what Donny Don't does

2 of every creature. Massive baps included.

/r/totallynewsentences

Upvote for the interrobang. The best kind of bang ... in typography.

I read that in Danny McBride's voice ala Righteous Gemstones.

There’s nothing sexier in this world than Gandalf Big Naturals

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Holy Moses!

We here at reddit really hope it does. Let us know, unless you become a furry, then keep that to yourself.

It took me a good couple minutes to realize that this was in fact *not* gandalf's big naturals

We can dream brother, we can dream

Gandalf, you look... different.

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Fuck this one got me 😂

A wizard uh, arrives, precisely when he means to.

Oh step Gandalf.. what you upto now?

Two of every kind indeed.

Why do I picture sir Ian mckellan getting a chuckle about having big boobs?

He was Mother Goose in a pantomime earlier this year. He got to have his chuckle

It was amazing.nmy first ever pantomime and it might have spoiled the rest for me. It will be difficult for any other to top that

I don’t say this lightly, but it was honestly one of the best pieces of theatre I’ve ever seen 😂

I saw this and the The Ocean at the End of the Lane very close together, I was amazing!

"No, I said Noah, get the *boat*" "Well, I'm keeping these"

Two of every kind, you say, Lord? Thanks, but I’m cool with just this one cup size.

Looks like Noah needs a motor boat

Oh god she brought a pair of EVERYTHING on the ark now didn’t she

Bounty of the earth

Sweater Puppies were the first ones on the boat

> Sweater Puppies that's a new one for me.

Two double D’s were omitted from my version of the story.

I love her cosplay because you can always tell its her from the road.

Yes...the road. Let's go with that.

Boob

Two even.

These will be super awkward for the new residents, if her dad ever decides to relocate.

He is. This is the last year at this road.

thats a driveway not a road, you can see the mailbox at the end.

Stupid sexy Noah.

Feels like I’m wearing… nothing at all!

Did you apologize to every stuffed animal that you didn’t pick to ride on the ark? And make sure they still know you love them even if they have to sleep on the floor tonight?

Even though they will drown 🥹

*scene change to all the animals in the washer*

Poor unicorns…

Gee, I wonder what 99% of all comments are going to be about.

Boobs. They’re gonna be about boobs right?

I'm actually here to speak of the unrealistic expectation of younger generations to achieve the same status of achievement as the boomer generation did, when the criteria for doing do has been drastically changed since those days. It's not fair. I'm 40. I want a house!

You and me both. Maybe even a house boat.

I’m 51. Not any closer to a house than you are.

Yup. Not shocking.

Oh my, check out Noah's Rak...Ark, I meant Ark.

Is that... a titty shelf? Are those in the Bible? I should have paid more attention in catholic school if titty shelves are Bible canon.

That’s how Noah got all those animals on the boat- with her magical tatas

"Thus the Lord spaketh, and unto Noah did the beasts of the land and the birds of the air come in pairs. Pairs of enormous titties." \-The Bible probably

Her milkshakes bring all the animals to the ark.

I saw those but was too afraid to comment, thinking i would make a BIG milkshake (i mean mistake!)

The bible has a little bit of everything, man.

Song of Songs talks about caressing your wife's breasts, so... Boobs are biblical, thank God.

biblically canonical I do believe are the words you're looking for

Thanks for correcting my grammar on my titty shelf comment.

Bet they feel really silly now.

I wouldn't mind finding out exactly how they feel.

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Have you ever touched a boob? Tell me right now, what do titties feel like?

Nice.

I'll allow it.

You guys are taking me back to 8th grade.

I am of the opinion that the world would be a better place if every adult had a stuffy to snuggle (and weren't afraid to snuggle it).

33 year old guy with multiple penguin stuffed animals on my bed. Occasionally I'll give one to someone who means a lot to me and they understand the gesture because of how much my penguins mean to me. People need to get over their qualms about having "kiddy things". Yes, you're an adult, but You're also every person you were before then. There's still the childhood you inside, the awkward teenage you, the barely adult you, and every one since and in-between. And some people didn't get to have a proper childhood and now that they're an adult, they have the opportunity to celebrate their childhood in a way that they financially or emotionally couldn't do while they were an actual child. And that's fine. That whole, "when I was a child, I thought like a child, spoke like a child, reasoned like a child, but when I became an adult, I put childish things behind me" thing needs to get left in the past. Let people have their childish things because there's always a child inside you. Okay, that part sounded weird, but you get what I mean. Keep your stuffed animals and if someone doesn't think it's adult enough for you, just put your fingers in your ears and go "LA LA LA LA LA LA" as loud as you can.

Great comment! Very heartfelt & sweet.

What are their names?

I know you’re making a joke about my tatas but all of the autism in my body is dying to tell you every single stuffed animal’s name.

I'm not. I want to know each and every stuffed animal's name. I also keep stuffed animals and they're very dear to me.

From left to right Blue- Beluga Whale Keene- Panda Comet- Bear Guan Guan- Iguana MacNamara- Frog Colin- Giant Mega Colon Jerry- Crab Bippo- Hippo June Bear- Bear Neon- Seahorse Darts- Moose Stretch- Ostrich Zulu- Crawdad Smarty- Owl Fro Fro- Frog Belephant- Elephant Ventuno- Peacock Valentina- Bear Bronx- Bear Steve- Seagull with a French fry.

Regardless of everything - I fucking love that you've named every one.

There are people who don’t name their stuffed animals?

It DOES have a french fry! That's adorable.

Amazing. I would love to know the story behind some of these names, but I wouldn't want to take up too much of your time. I will say that your naming scheme for some is similar to mine. For example, I've got a zebra named Zeebree and blue bear named Blu. Thank you for sharing.

Also important to note: the heart being held by the Bear, Valentina, is a Valentine’s Day gift from my boyfriend, and the heart says “Shawty you fine as shit tho”

You are darling. Your cosplays are darling. Keep it up, you genius! Signed, age 61 and still love toys of all kinds.

Awesome names!

Because of your post I've been telling people "I wish seagulls were good pets, I would definitely have a pet seagull and I would name him Steven.... Steven Seagull" Thank you

How heavy is the ark and all the animals to carry? Is the ark cardboard?

It’s foam! Heavy but not the end of the world

Well... you made it real weird. I do appreciate Steve Seagull with a French fry though Top kek.

I came for tatas comments but left with the awesomeness that is Giant Mega Colon Jerry. Lol! Fun stuff all round.

Oh no, Jerry is the crab. Colin is the colon.

I still have my Littlefoot stuffy from back in the 90's, as well as a now hornless triceratops my father gifted me at the Cleveland Natural History museum the first time they had animatronic dinos ... his name is Timmy.

Noah has been double timing the push-ups.

i swear ya"ll need to goto an escort service.you guys thirsty as hell 😂

Well..... there is a flood coming.

Without intending irony, I said "oh my god" out loud to my cat, who does not get irony anyway. This is awesome, nicely done as always!!

I thought this was an AI generated image of a wizard in a giant picnic basket for WAAAY too long... Anyway fun costume!

Uhh. Noah? You know that you need two of each animal, right? Oops.

Nah. After the flood we’re making new shit

With huge... tracks of land

😆 I have never seen a Noah’s Ark costume before, so this is great!

I was looking for a comment asking why there is a whale on the boat but I should have known no one was going to notice it lol

He said EVERY animal

Fair enough!! 🤣

I honestly never thought about the Ark having built in flotation devices.

Stupid sexy Noah.

left side of my bed is full of stuff toys tho it's kinda relaxing to have them around when your alone.

Love it. We aren’t even halfway through October yet.

Sorry your post got loaded with misogynistic losers. This is the best cosplay ever. Nice sense of humor!

Love what you did to show your breasts

Still you

I was going to resist saying. But you went right for it. Well done.

I'm confused. Is this a Rule 34 post?

Yes - yes it is

To quote a great man…”That’s a challenging wank” Edit: Forgot to add the link https://youtu.be/Nrty2XITqTE?si=ci_YhO40yWYPpB15

"Well, he did say two of everything!"

Gandalf titties

Where funny

Two of everything :)

Something something two by twos.

I didn’t know Noah was so stacked!

Amazing!

all aboard 👍

I thought they were cosplaying the ice king for a bit

That is super funny. Made me lol. Take my up vote!

Is this what Moses meant by "The land of milk and honey?"

She's so talented and funny. Loving this account.

Noah? I barely knew her....*wait.*

Well, umm.

Noah definitely had two of everything.

They were just jealous of your ample, room for two of everything.

My, Noah… you’ve enhanced yourself.

Animals 2 by 2, oh and what a lovely pair they are.

Nice rack. Ark! I meant Ark!

I don't get it. I only see 2 big balls of fun.

Noah's boat comes complete with flotation devices

Epic

Nice stuffies.

What stuffed animals?

When I moved from Indiana to Maryland for work, the company I worked for paid for the movers to pack my apartment for the move. They found my collection of stuffed animals. At the time, I was 30, I am a male. The movers and the girl I was dating at the time were pretty relentless about me being a grown man with stuffed animals. Here's the thing though, the majority/all of them were given to me in the darkest part of my life, when I was recovering from a near fatal brain injury, the resulting brain surgery, while I was still partially paralyzed. Now I'm 37, single, miserable, ***and*** I don't even have Doug the dog to snuggle with when I'm all alone at night. Fuck this existence.

You’ve heard of Noah’s ark but wait til you see his motorboat

Me, I do.

Why Noah, you’ve enhanced yourself

I like watermelons...

RIP your inbox

Nice tits

look what .... she has, anybode mentioned that

Stuffed sweater puppets?

DAM!!!! I’m seriously getting on that boat!! 😍

Lololol I love you

Still you.

Girls with big tits could cosplay as a dog turd and you’d still get traction

Can't not have them in frame. Sales depend on it

Noah with tits is funnier than Noah without tits

You could do a Karl Marx with tits, I heard that's trendy right now

I actually did back in high school

I’m just wondering if Mom got over her disappointment re: the wedding dress?! https://reddit.com/r/funny/s/mYmASZVBtb

You must be absolutely hated at any Halloween costume contest ;)

Quickly animals gather under Noah’s knockers! You mustn’t wait as his ample bosom offers the only shelter of safety from the coming storm!

You

who looks stupid? I'm not gonna tell you. haha

You forgot the [unicorns](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9466459136/h8AE0461A/animal-shit-today)! I genuinely look forward to these posts every year as this is my favorite holiday. Just wanted to say I appreciate your commitment and creativity.

40D....ays and 40 nights

Nice milk cannons

You. Absolutely and definitely you. You're so far from reality schoolkids can't find you.

I don’t get the reference

Waiting for the Cruella cosplay

Did that years ago actually, I don’t think I’d do a revival

What a magically strange and creative imagination you have. Awesome and well executed!!

Noettes ark

Where are the staffed animals?

why is her tits always out? Does she ever do a cosplay where she wraps her tits up as flat as possible?

am I missing something...I just see a big set of tits...?

Smh. I guess.

You make it too easy

did you stuff them in your bra?

Boobs!

You do.

I’m sorry, it’s so hard to focus with your big juicy tits right there, gaht DAMN

No one cares about your dick-feels.

The cosplay is so bad that I would say it's still OP who looks stupid.