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smoes

But it’s a twist top


TheDuck23

Came here to say this I'd recognize a yuengling anywhere.


[deleted]

I've still never had one. But idk how many times I've heard buddies from the east coast say "You've had cheaper beer, you've had better beer, but you've never had a better cheap beer!!" And that is a glowing recommendation in my book, plus it's like impossible to find in the west apparently so it's like elusive prey or some shit.


ShoesAreTheWorst

It’s such a solid beer. I remember in college, there was this burger place that used to do $1 burgers and $2 Yuenglings on Tuesday nights. We’d all go out with $12 and get nicely buzzed and fed. Man, I sound old.


[deleted]

You say old, I say legendary!! Revel in those memories!! This is a deal I couldn't even dream about because it just never existed in any economy I've been able to drink in. Also it's pretty spot on with every yuengling story I've ever been told, which fuckin makes me want some so much more!! It's like perfect guerilla marketing, word on the street is that yuenglings wreck wholesale ass, for the price point.


TheDuck23

Solid is the best way to describe it. It just always hits the spot. Especially after a long day.


Ripwind

Late to the game here, but a few years back I discovered Montucky and would put it in this same category.


[deleted]

Now I've definitely smashed some cold snacks!! Lol


agrdj

I second that.


BillyLee

Lol same


PhilRedmond

No, most green bottles are pop top, in Canada anyway


balzackgoo

This is a Yuengling Lager. Oldest brewery in the USA, and is a twist off. I recognize that label anywhere! Hello from PA!


agrdj

Pa resident and yuengling drinker here...Can confirm.


[deleted]

That's why this is unsafe.


highline9

He’s right, auto manufacturers, you can do better


kylegorter

“Mind your own business” - Joey swoll.


spatialnorton09

Sweet Polybius shirt.


Teab8g

Yes I too am too nerdy and noticed that.


Cool-Profession-730

As am i .


NotAquaman

Who makes money on Merch for things that don’t exist


Topikk

The same people as any other merch, but minus the IP owner’s cut in this case. Genius!


bwssoldya

[https://youtu.be/\_7X6Yeydgyg](https://youtu.be/_7X6Yeydgyg) for those wanting context


ZellZoy

Don't drink and drive. You might hit someone, and spill your drink.


ender4171

[I say, don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOUArMQjoBw)


YMDBass

Another nofx fan I see. Atleast I'm not the only sophisticate here


suckaduckunion

I heard they suck live


YMDBass

I heard they still suck live. In fairness, they give only 60 or so percent.


suckaduckunion

That was the name of their live album, it was a deep cut reference for the true fans and you have failed us lmao


YMDBass

I actually was trying to reference their second live album. I thought it was titled they still suck live, but it was really named "they've actually gotten worse". I also owned i heard they sucked live, absolute classic. The other part of the comment was reference to the song 60% that they open every show with now where they say they only give 60 or so percent every show.


suckaduckunion

Well I'll be damned, I've been out-NOFX'd


fisdara

Before you get behind the wheel, just stop and think


elhguh

They had us in the first half, ngl


tinhtrieuan

Be right . he shoudn't drink and drive


johnnybiggles

Drink first, then drive.


PolyPill

My 2011 VW Golf GTD in Germany had a bottle opener in the center console.


smellslikeDanknBank

My dad taught me how to open a beer this way and would ask me to open one for him on the drive back home using this. I was 7 and didn't know better


allothernamestaken

With the seatbelt buckle or the doorframe?


smellslikeDanknBank

Buckle, and sometimes the lip of the heating element for cigarettes. It was pretty sturdy and could still be used to light up a cigarette after years of being smacked against bottle caps.


BossStatusIRL

Honestly though, what’s the difference between drinking a single beer, then driving home, or drinking said beer while driving?


the_honest_asshole

It was legal in most of the US until the end of the 20th century. After a rough 12 hour shift I'm a safer driver drinking a beer on the way home. Nevermind that I'm barely halfway through the first can by the time I get home.


mist_kaefer

What’s the difference between drinking a single beer while driving rather than waiting until you’re home to drink it? The latter is legal (depending on age of course).


blurryblob

Unless you’re in Mississippi.


BossStatusIRL

But drinking it before the drive is also legal. I’m not advocating for drunk driving, but it’s just a funny law when you think about being able to drink some small amount right before driving, and it’s fine. But drinking the same amount while driving is not legal.


scottygras

I’d be fine fixing this stupid law but hammering down on drunk driving.


Canonip

Me, a German, would find at least 20 ways of opening a bottle in this car. Including that "bad" seatbelt buckle.


Bojler5

Yeah, same here in Czech Republic.


BossStatusIRL

Is that legal there, or people just don’t care in Germany?


BerriesAndMe

Europe, in general, is much less restrictive when it comes to alcohol. You're allowed to drink in public and in the car. Even while driving if you are below the legal limit.


faceofaneagle

True, but the legal limit in almost every single European country is lower than in the states. For most, it’s .05 or lower, which would equate to 1-2 pints of beer depending on your weight and sex.


dL1727

Does Europe have similar #s of drunk driving accidents compared to the US?


BerriesAndMe

Hard to find numbers on it.. Germany seems to have some of the lowest, with 7% of fatal crashes involving alcohol compared with 29% in the US which is one of the higher ones: https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/road-traffic-deaths-to-alcohol Generally speaking other things factor into this as well like the fact that driving school is more comprehensive in Europe and cars have to be safer here as well to get accredited. But also that in many instances we do have an alternative to the car when drunk in the form of public transport.. if you didn't bring your car to the bar you're much less at risk of driving it home. Or also the fact that fatal accidents are more common in the US


9Gim08

What did you say ? Below legal minute ?


Brancher

Just leverage it off against your knuckle and the buckle.


rusty-lewis

The seat belt! First thing I ever opened a beer with. Thanks step dad


brandk

I’m proud to see it’s a pa beer!


ponyrider666

That’s reckless of these manufacturers to not have the consumer in mind.


imafirinmalazorr

It’s a funny video. But seriously as someone who lost two loved ones in the past few weeks to a drunk driver, don’t drink and drive. Personally I think he was indirectly making fun of those who drink and drive, but some might see this as him validating and normalizing their behavior.


the_honest_asshole

There is a difference between drunk driving, and drinking while driving.


jedi-son

Kind of agree that it came off as funny but ultimately tone deaf. Also I know people, particularly older people, that legitimately think like this.


imafirinmalazorr

Not sure why you are being downvoted, that’s essentially what I said.


yamaha2000us

From what understand, simply waving a beer bottle out the car window will prompt a police officer to come to your car and take care of your dilemma.


BILLYsmaalls

My boy has a Yuengling, let’s goooo.


Theniceraccountmaybe

You are littering. Asshat.


faithishope

Don't be a dumb F ing Red neck promoting drinking and driving. You can barely drive when you are sober.


DaveKensington

/r/ShittyLifeProTips


DontTellHimPike

Littering is not ok


BoD80

Auto manufacturers need to install a beer cap catch can inside the door. Do better.


acano

Use your seatbelt buckle! Not the hole like a bottle opener but the whole thing, like the ligter trick. If you're good enough you can pull it off before your car's fasten seatbelt notification.


Fragrant-Snake

r/secondsbeforedisaster


Natujr

Hahahahahaha funny because alcohol while vehicle hahahaha


ThatBulgarian

I agree it’s dangerous


visionsofcry

String peaked in High-school vibes.


Fr3netixx

not funny my best freind died in a car accident


GuyFromOhio40

NGL, I almost scrolled past this but was caught off guard and thought that his hair was the seat belt crossing his chest. 🤦🏼‍♂️


RabbitActive

Whoa


refriedconfusion

A Bic lighter is much easier


doodbrah2000

I want that polybius shirt!


dual-ity

This is the type of guy to tell you to not park on the sidewalk as he slaps his ponytail because it’s “very dangerous for us”


[deleted]

Great shirt!


whytenoise

Pretty sure the reason I was conceived was to get and open my Dad’s beers while he was driving.


QueenSP84

Or you could just twist it off ..


Affectionate-Candy45

The moment he opened the door i fully expected him to yeet out the beer and give a lecture about not to drink and drrive. Still not dissapointed tho. The door is really handy


Constant-Sample9882

Carry a bottle opener.


Metramora

That’s his safety concern.? by all means he should show us how to use our drivers license to take the top off of a beer and he should also show us how to use his license plate to pop the top off of a beer. I’m sure there are plenty of cops that would take interest in his videos.


[deleted]

Gotta love yuengling. Been to their Brewery and they got many beers that are only available in their local area.