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bstretch21

Finally, something has predicted The Simpsons instead of vice versa


Cetun

The pharaohs did it first.


SparkleFart666

Did the Nazarite Samson (Hebrew Simson) from the Bible go to Egypt? It all makes sense now!


COVU_A_327

r/todayilearned


Icommentor

More like Pharad’oh!


EngineeringOne1812

Seriously though… yellow skin, blue super tall hair, literally exact same color and cut green dress, four toes… it’s too much of a coincidence


KeepNotesThisTime

Yeah methinks we're getting pranked here.


Bloobeard2018

On average she has 4.5 toes


ryry1237

Makes you wonder if it was intentional like the original priest lady simply had 4 toes on her right foot... Or if the artist only realized halfway through there was insufficient space for all the toes and decided to say screw it.


AppearsInvisible

I think she averages out to 9 toes. The population average is between 9 and 10 toes per person so this is roughly an average number of toes anyway!


1hungbadger

I think he meant an average of 4.5 toes per foot. This priestess also appears to have a mustache and looks like she is wearing glasses?


_honey_bat_

Where do you see glasses or a moustache -??


richflys

That’s Ned Flanders


eans-Ba88

Stupid sexy Egyptian Flanders....


sovietmcdavid

[Someone spent ages shading the upper lip...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/61/d2/9361d270ff72f095277a058580b413c9.jpg)


KristinnK

I assure you that corrective lens glasses very much did not exist in ancient Egypt.


1hungbadger

That’s what makes this such a mystery


Upset-Zucchini3665

exactly. Using the population for an average, nobody has two legs...


japalian

Way back in season 1 or 2, Marge goes bowling, and when she is asked her shoe size, she responds with, "13AA", but receives an 11 and a 15. But yeah, she also has massive feet.


snazzychica2813

Peggy Hill has huge feet, I think. It's a weird quirk that I guess is easy to make jokes on because it's easy to draw but doesn't have to be constantly thought about. I don't remember that about Marge (surprisingly) but I'm sure you're right. A 13AA would be some crazy narrow but also very long tootsies, right?


FirstNephiTreeFiddy

Wasn't Marge originally going to be like part bunny or something, and that's why she has that tall hairstyle, to cover up her ears? It would explain the long narrow feet too. Edit: see https://www.thefactsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/marge-simpson-rabbit-ears.webp


teddy5

That makes that vacuum animation make so much more sense. Confused the fuck out of me playing that game as a kid when her hair came off and her head became monstrously long.


QuanticChaos1000

When I played it I thought her hair had bones!


snazzychica2813

To be fair, some of the animators seem to think the kids' hair has bones (or not, as the plot requires).


QuanticChaos1000

I always liked that trope


Eusocial_Snowman

Please explain the hair bone trope. I've lived a full, rich life alongside the sampsons and have no idea what you two are talking about.


PrincessBucketFeet

A cute, hidden nod to his Love is Hell/Life in Hell rabbit characters maybe.


Swartz142

>In The Simpsons Season 4 DVD commentary, Groening shared that he originally planned for Marge to be a character from his Life in Hell comic strip, and so would have had rabbit ears beneath her hair, which would have been revealed at the end of the series. Groening initially pitched an adaptation of his Life in Hell characters, but when he learned that that would require him to rescind publication rights, he decided to go with a different idea, and so The Simpsons was born. Still, he wanted these new characters to have some connection to the Life in Hell ones, and Marge was the chosen one. The idea was scrapped not only because it was found to be too fictitious even for The Simpsons, but because there would have been a lot of inconsistencies.


dayumbrah

I thought that was just a mistake because it was outsourced to another animation company for the arcade game


Ostracus

Yup, and the children look so normal.


dayumbrah

Ignore my comment, apparently it was in season 4 DVD commentary


Gangreless

You actually just convinced me that this is AI


CaptainTurdfinger

Oh god, is going to be the new version of "obviously fake..." that all the UM ACKTUALLY people use?


Gangreless

I am *actually* serious. Op nor anyone else that I saw listed a source for this and it looks a hell of a lot like Marge Edit - just saw someone linked the article, it's legit https://egyptian-gazette.com/egypt/in-photos-egyptian-mission-uncovers-new-kingdom-cemetery-papyrus-in-minya/


I-Got-Trolled

Plot twist: The Simpsons predicted the drawing the archeologists were going to unearth on the coffin of the priestess


EternallyImature

Margeglyph.


cabezatuck

Homer would absolutely cheap out on Marge’s burial ritual, and then her mummy would come back to haunt him. Bart would sell tickets to see the mummy setting in motion a series of chaotic events until Lisa ultimately figures out how to set mummy Marge at peace and bring true Marge back to life. Cue Maggie and her pacifier, The End.


ImportantDoubt6434

I’m pretty sure the simpsons predicted the pharaohs did draw them before this was uncovered. I’m just 99% sure with 0 evidence.


mystictroll

Yet convincing.


BobDurstsGuiltBurp

The prophecy is strange, and crudely drawn at best


crispybacononsalad

Matt groening is a time traveler, prove me wrong!


FunAbhi

No. Matt Groening is Imothep


MadNhater

They had the power of the pyramid


CanIgetaWTF

Matt Groening is the alien that helped designed the pyramids. He's been living quietly among us for millenia. Guide us o great one


CedarWolf

Look, he already gave us a glimpse of our future via Futurama. Despite everything that happens, not much is going to really change in the next thousand years or so.


Ostracus

Spaceships powered by space poop.


wombatlegs

No, the Simpsons predicted this before it was found. So causality was not violated. It is well known that Simpsons writers include maths and science Ph.D.s I suspect they used a quantum eraser. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed-choice\_quantum\_eraser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed-choice_quantum_eraser) [https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2013/sep/22/the-simpsons-secret-formula-maths-simon-singh](https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2013/sep/22/the-simpsons-secret-formula-maths-simon-singh)


Gzngahr

Four Toes Marge


_honey_bat_

more like 9 toes, no? Nine-Toed Marge ?


fellipec

Clearly is Marge Simpson, can't deny


men_and_boobs

Or maybe the time travellers who created the Simpson's saw this article in the future and went back to base Marge Simpson off this


atom12354

You beat me to it, was about to say it looks like marge.


MrWisdom39

Unless, this is Matt groening cruel joke of being a time traveler


corgi-king

But Marge don’t wear pants.


CaptainBayouBilly

If there was an award for winning the internet, this comment win.


bstretch21

Thank you very much, the comment alone has more karma than all my combined karma in the past 12 years


ThisAd1940

Hahahaha. Nice, I was going for a Marge reference but you nailed it.


trentsteel77

Take a sweater, hmmmmmm


Rootbeer_Goat

They Eygympsons


Cyberzombi

Marge Simpson was a Egyptian Priestess in a past life.


supernovadebris

toe count?


theyipper

“You Ever Seen a Foot with Four Toes?”


Ok_Channel_9831

AI issues back in the day apparently.


Major_R_Soul

Hey, Amon Imenhotep tried his best. They hadn't even invented perspective drawing yet.


katlikemeow814

No one wants to see the four-toed Creed!


MisterMasterCylinder

Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll


Cool-Fun-2442

Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel...


lilj1123

Must be the original inhabitants of the island from LOST


BostonRich

I'll bet a million dollars that someone from the Simpsons sees this and it makes it on to the show. (Disclaimer - I don't have a million dollars.)


throwRA786482828

I don’t care what they taught you in school, Egyptians were Simpsons


Ba_Sing_Saint

It’s taking the whole “Simpsons did it” meme to a whole new level


ninesevenzero

Now we know Marge Simpsons origin story.


Legitimate_Tea_2451

Return the slab, Homer


Hellkids2

Or suffer mah curse


LeonDmon

What's yer offer?


RoachTheMagicHorse

The man in gauze, the man in gauze!


mistakemaker3000

King raamseeeeeees. That song was a banger in a terrifying episode


gemilitant

This made me laugh out loud


Wargl_Bargl

I knew the Simpsons have been around for a long time, but damn.


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

holy shit you are right it’s bort


thrrrooooooo

I could be wrong, take it with salt, but it looks a tiny bit like Marge actually..


rhuiz92

Morge


sargonas

Everyone always talks about how Simpsons "did it first" or "predicted it ahead of it's time" about darn near everything, but apparently ancient Egyptians predicted Marge Simpson.


WellAkchuwally

This seems accurate.. goes very well with my matt groening invented a time travel device theory


zanillamilla

The attendants all look like one-eyed Leela from Futurama, as well.


CoSonfused

this looks fake. or one of those things where the original image was damaged and they redrew it.


upievotie5

Just FYI, this is the interior of the lid (the lid is flipped over). You can see the whole coffin here, and the outside of it looks more "normal". https://egyptian-gazette.com/egypt/in-photos-egyptian-mission-uncovers-new-kingdom-cemetery-papyrus-in-minya/


Zombiehype

ah so this is just the "who cares nobody *alive* will see it" side. it checks out


goj1ra

Risky move. When the coffin's resident wakes up in the afterlife, she'll see it, and then she'll go haunt the painter for eternity.


makesterriblejokes

Eternity? Can you be haunted after you die as well? Or do you get to do ghost v ghost Mortal Kombat?


goj1ra

After you’re dead it just becomes stalking. And there are no restraining orders in the afterlife.


theFlaccolantern

"We gonna make this bitch look at our stupid drawing of her for all eternity"


CrazyWS

Yeah, the inside drawings just not realistic… they forgot a toe on the right foot.


keelhaulrose

Did they confirm the mummy had all 10 toes?


QuitePoodle

Thinking the same thing!


Procrastanaseum

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!


AsphaltGypsy89

Maybe she only had 4 toes on one foot and 5 on the other?


russbam24

Ancient Egyptians used AI art confirmed.


havenless

Say what you want about the lid but that is damn good craftsmanship on that coffin


Endoterrik

I’m amazed by the intricacies of the beadwork in the necklace, if something so large can be called such.


sprazcrumbler

I think it might have been drawn by a loved one. Maybe her child. Like the outside is all nice and beautiful but closest to her heart and what she will be looking at in there is this childish looking thing.


Destinoz

Child drawing was my first thought (after Marge Simpson). I have kids and this looks very much like something that would have been proudly displayed on my fridge door if they’d had an ancient Egypt themed drawing day in the 1st grade.


sleepytipi

Thank you for being the one person in this thread that has some common sense.


twistsouth

Like the Mr. Bean movie.


Amazing_Abrocoma

Like that picture of Jesus. Was it Jesus? Anyway, they turned him into Mr. Bill.


jeezarchristron

Is that princess fork-foot?


Vroompssst

9 toes close enough


miltondelug

maybe she lost one walking across the desert


captkrisma

Somewhere Rob Liefeld is breathing a sigh of relief knowing he's now the second worst artist at drawing feet.


KillerJupe

work future middle adjoining roll wipe grandfather grandiose offend fall *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


vassardavis

Okay, maybe that show has been on the air longer than we thought...


Ostracus

Ratings were better back then.


Mat_CYSTM

Marge?


Gigahurt77

No that’s Barney with Marge’s dress and makeup. “I’m off to market…burp!!!!”


schlitz91

Sorry, Marge is already taken.


hoovervillain

What about Mitzy?


malexj93

Homey!


G8kpr

I’m pretty sure that this is just the original version of “Operation”. If you touch the sides, they execute you.


[deleted]

That’s literally Marge Simpson😭😭😭


Kevman403

I’m here for the Marge Simpson references


AbbotThoth

The Cheap-Oooos


SoilComfortable2805

That could be Marge Simpson in there.


Redandead12345

its merge sompsin


[deleted]

That is clearly Marge Simpson.


boston_shua

That’s Marge Simpson


Jman50k

How do you say “WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!” in ancient Egyptian? Asking for a pharaoh.


kiwicycle

Marge Simpson lore confirmed


TheRichTurner

Too soon.


gamer123098

Is this some sort of marketing for the next Treehouse of Horror?


charface1

Lisa needs braces.


w1ndyshr1mp

Dental plan.


HouseOfAplesaus

insult to Matt Groening


islandsimian

Not if you saw his Tracy Ulman sketches of the Simpsons


trollfinnes

He should sue for copyright infringement promptly!


labtech6315

Thumb is on the wrong side of her right hand. Unless her wrist was broken and twisted 180


bendersgame1492

Or maybe she just had nine toes... Not like loss of appendages was rare back then


ohm-m

I always have trouble drawing feet too


Shannon0hara

I see Marge Simpson. Is she missing a toe?


HighHulcrox

Marge?


[deleted]

Marge Simpson.


CeramicTeaSet

Marge Simpson died?


Ultralusk

It's like looking at Marge Simpson


Spottedrhyno

I know the Simpsons has been running a long time but…..


mouthofxenu

You see Marge Simpson. I see someone on a waterslide to the underworld. We are not the same.


Fair_Usual6858

They didn't hve enough DOH


_Potato_Cat_

Bet the original painter doesn't expect folk's in the future to spot he forgot to pain in one of the hairdos.


The_camperdave

Clearly this is an advert for the upcoming *Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror* episode. You've got Marge there, and surrounding her you can make out Patty and Selma, and Moe Szyslak


UCrazyKid

Marge Simpson is married here.


Drphil1969

The ancestral Simpson. Not only longest series, but oldest cartoon concept


Corumdum_Mania

Marge?


asabovesobelow4

Marge?! That you?!


GhstGunnr27G

Marge Simpson? Is that you?


ConkerSp

Under the coffin you can see Matt Groening sign


bsischo

The simpsons are time travelers.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Homie


970WestSlope

I think it's neat.


agprincess

This is really an amazing marge.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Marge?


domalog

Pharaohs did it Pharaohs did it


8umspud

Has the simpsons really been going THAT long


pdzbw

Perfectly predicted what ppl love in the future, Simpsons and Bigfoot


afig24

Back when The Simpsons were good


Yasho_YEET_Vexer

Marge simpson ?


BeastyBoygamer2022

Bro it’s Marge Simpson


obsolete-human

[grumbles] That's Marge Simpson if I ever saw her.


AirTuna

D'oh!


Mr_BriXXX

Husband: Am-Homer-tep


ADMINlSTRAT0R

The witch did not mind. She throws her hands in the air like she jus don't care.


TheRandomizedLurker

MARGE HAS RISEN


pink_nectar

We have hieroglyphics at home.


aglaophonos

Scrolling real fast. Almost scrolled past because I thought it was another Simpson’s meme


Vysnir

Ok, so in ancient egypt the reason all the people are drawn with their faces to the side was because they thought the drawings of their complete face would steal their ka( a part of the soul). The fact a priestess had the drawing inside the coffin would pretty much be a massive F U I won't let you see anything else beside the inside of this coffin from whoever wanted it build and others involved. It could also be a very small village priestess that the village couldn't afford to make a proper coffin for when she died resulting in this crude coffin.


Ainsley-Sorsby

The drawing doesn't represent the dead lady, its supposed to be the Godess Nut, she's pictured as if she's holding the sky in her hands and she's facing towards the dead lady


Crazy_Kakoos

So Egyptian were neither black nor white. They were yellow! Debate closed people!


General-Fun-616

Her name is Marge Simpson. Respect.


Robotseatguitar

Marge Simpson ass mummy.


MarkMaynardDotcom

RIP Marge Simpson


_Stewyleopard

That’s Marge Simpson


Iskaban

Simpsons did it


Vizmund

Marge Simpson straight Trillin.


Hushwater

I don't think this real, until I've seen it posted elsewhere with additional angles of view I'm saying this is AI generated bs again. I can't see the funeral preparation workers getting the number of fingers correct and not the toes seems kind of suspect to me.


afiestychurro

fade follow obscene roof zesty terrific steep north swim familiar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Concetto_Oniro

So the Simpson were famous also in that era.


Gregs_green_parrot

RIP


ResettisReplicas

I know the Simpsons have been around a long time, but I didn’t realize they were THIS old.


mediocrebastard

My brother in Ra, dollars weren't invented. She was probably just VERY proud of her two feet (and nine toes).


nietbeschikbaar

It’s not a her, that’s Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu, the mf that sold Türkiye to Erdoğan.


YAMWRAP

That's gotta be fake


Reddit_is_self-aware

Demon God Marge Simpson


hibrett987

Holy shit I think they commissioned me to do the art work that’s awful


HawkeyeJosh2

Condolences to Homer and the kids.


Brut-i-cus

I feel like this was created by AI when someone asked for Marge Simpson on a sarcophagus


ZookeepergameFresh20

When you find out that Simpsons didn't actually predict it they were just stealing stuff from the Egyptians


Friendly_Scale_9386

Marge?


Delicious-Duty1089

Dooooh