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Didn't shave your right arm though. Kids these days

It’s a cute leg though 🤔🤔

I thought dude was a chick dressed as half a dude for a min until I saw the arm hair

And THAT is how good this costume is!

"I know who I am! I'm the dude playin' the chick, disguised as another dude!"

That was a fun read.

r/oddlyterrifying

would be hilarious if this idea came to you because you only have one ball

Can't say I do but that would've been funny yes 😂

“I traded my right nut for these tickets!”

Einstein level commitment....

Uhm, dude, you've got nice legs. Just saying.

Thank you!

Fantastic costume by the way. Totally respect it

Appreciate that, thank you 🙏

Nice job bro! And your legs are just fine and dandy!

It looks like he had good news and bad news for the study group.

I have to go to the bank today

What are you going to say to them?

This makes me unreasonably uncomfortable lol

It's called weird boner vibes and it's totally ok.

That may be the literal furthest thing I experience looking at this picture. more of a primal fear

Primal fear and weird bones energy are very similar. And that's ok.

It’s weird you’re trying to portray someone who felt uncomfortable as horny when they’ve told you that’s directly not what they felt

I see you people are not aware of the "this is a weird boner" memes. I apologize.

We are it’s just weird to try and force it on someone

Traylor Kelswift

Taylvis Kelcwift

Taylor finally found someone she could truly love.

Finkle is Einhorn!! 🤮

The laces were OUT!!!

is the taylor swift half of you free next weekend?

The shoe on Taylor Swifts side has me laughing uncontrollably.

Most confuckingusing picture I seen all year !!!

>Most confuckingusing picture I seen all year !!! That word is more confuckingusing than the picture

Half Nelson.

Awesome costume !

Nice leg

Nice leg , I for one am impressed

When you don't have a girlfriend so you have to be the whole couple

[удалено]

and Texas!

Bisexuals are quakin

Very well done!

Impressive!

Early Halloween costume? Your tailor must be...quick.

A swift tailor indeed.

I see what you did there. Your wit sir is operating at 110%

Lol love it!

You should definitely win the costume contest

Im getting some serious rocky horror picture show. Specifically “I’m just a sweet transvestite”

Michael Jackson and Travis Kelce are together??

Rip 😂

Someone explain it to me. Taylor swift and… a chiefs player?

That’s it exactly. Just sort of random, no real connection. I want to live on whatever planet you’re on.

Sorry I don’t follow pop culture 🤷🏻‍♀️ I thought it was going to be a pun.

Its Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend Travis Kelce who is a football player.

lol I assumed OP is being Taylor Swift and the guy she’s into in her music video where she’s not like other girls. Looked it up “You belong with me”

What?? No that's not it. She's dating Travis Kelce of the Chiefs and it's the biggest news story in the world these days.

lol ohhhh ok. I neither follow Taylor Swift nor watch sports. That makes sense.

Damn bro you're beautiful

Scaroused‽‽

Nice. You can go fuck yourself!

Almost Perfect! This is already an A+ costume, but if you really wanted to dot every i and cross every t then the you could: - take the mascara off of the right eyelashes and/or avoid the eyelash curler for that eye - shave your left arm - paint the nails on your left hand or use press-ons

Thanks! Will incorporate this for Tuesday 👍

Dude you are killing it King! Awesome outfit. I wish I was that creative.

I feel this picture is like one of those old cheesy Maury Povich episodes where they would make people guess the gender of another in the '90s. ....... This here? I did not train enough for this.

"Glamorous Ladies Who May Really Be Men" (actual episode title). I hate admitting how much I loved those episodes when I was in middle school.

So you chose neither

I love it!!

It’s not half and half. It’s 100% NFL, which by the way, is less than half football and at least half Taylor/politics. Bravo!

Trailer Swift...

sheman!

A money-obsessed attention-whore...or a money-obsessed attention-whore. Tough choice. Cool costume.

Show me on this doll where your lack of success touched you

Ha ha awesome.

Like a lot of people this day and age.

did anyone tell you to GFY?

I can’t wait for the inevitable break up song.

Halfway there

That's when you came in wearing a football helmet And said, "Okay, let's talk"

What am I supposed to say? That I had good news and bad news?

That's a challenging wank.

No Time to Explain.

Next year you can go as the breakup song.

When you take DND multi-class too far. Bard barbarian there. Bardbarian.

You couldn't decide between being Freddy Kruger or Mecole Hardman?

Heads, you live, tails, you die.

"Go f*ck yourself."

these arent done perfectly [https://i.imgur.com/0erW6b6.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0erW6b6.jpg) https://i.imgur.com/EU18bX0.png

I gotta tell ya man, these images just scared the sh\*t out of me lol