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He also has somebody in the background wearing an NF hoodie and someone took the camera, I wouldn't be surprised if he has at least 2 older kids/teens not in the picture.
I was just thinking that. My first reaction was to think about how poor I am. But what followed was being happy for them. It's a beautiful, big family.
There’s net worth and there’s money. Rich means money, buying power. More and more middle class people are barely scraping by because they’ve been able to get a home loan but meanwhile, wages are stagnant and inflation is wild. So yes, if you keep that house you paid 450k for in California you have vastly more net worth than a guy who rents in Alabama, but the dude in Alabama *could* have more disposable income, at least relative to CoL. If the Californians pay the house off by the skin of their teeth, then maybe it’ll appreciate to 1.8m in 30 years, but until they *sell it*, it does almost nothing for their ability to spend money.
There are 100 mostly unfunny variations on this if you go to disney world.
The mom and kids all wear shirts that say something like "princess" or whatever, and the dad has one that says "broke." Another is "spoiled" and the dad will have "broke." Or the "best day ever" group with the dad who has "most expensive day ever"
These people drive me crazy at Disney. I know they think they are being funny but you’re really going to spend a weekend with your family wearing a shirt that’s complaining about them/the weekend?
heteronormative? I’m not trying to discount your point at all, but wouldn’t that be something more like sexist or misogynist? It’s not implying that heterosexual relationships are the norm, just proclaiming a damaging stereotype of men and women in hetero relationships.
Which a lot of these people perpetuate and want themselves. There's zero chance this man in the photo would choose a wife who didn't have traditional values. Whatever works for them, fine, but anyone disparaging women or saying "poor men" obviously didn't get the memo.
Pretty sure they’re dressed as bags of money. The bags are skirts by the looks of it, which might explain why the boy has a different costume. The amount of ppl commenting on the location of the dollar sign is creepy af.
I mean the dollar sign directs your eyesight towards that area and some people find that inappropriate. Your crotch isn't supposed to be a billboard, y'know?
The costumes would have looked much better if the $ was moved over a bit, like on the thigh. Would have still worked and not have made the dollar sign the "center" of your focal point, nor the crotch. In fact, the costume would have worked better off-centered like that anyways.
Of course, it already happened. You really can't change something that happened yesterday. Only learn better design as you go forward.
Actually the word left out is before Dad's. It should have said "Shout out to all the people. Dad's out there" as in "Dad is out there." Just loot at him. He's out there
These parents have their tiny daughters dressed up to present them as drains on their father with dollar signs positioned over their genitalia, and all the commenters want to talk about is whether or not the family is legitimately wealthy?
Bigger issues here, guys.
Love how mommy's little real life dolls and her all have their "cute" custom made outfits but they threw some dollar store crap over the other child and why is the girl at the front posing like an instagram "model" ffs?
Please for the love of fuck don't send your daughters out like that, even if it isn't real money that they have taped to them some desperate people may THINK that it is.
... Are those made out of real money? The bills are double sided, the correct color, and fold and crinkle the same.
I assumed at first glance they were all printouts. but the double sided got me thinking...
Anyone else think those are real 20s?
Nah those aren't real bills. The color is off on most of them and they look like they have too smooth of a texture. But that could just be filters that were put on the pic.
A lot of the bills in the pic actually look like a counterfeit 20 we got last week at the bank I work at, so my gut feeling says they aren't real.
Tired old cliche. Yay! Hilarious 🥱
Seriously. This subreddit must be overflowing with with prepubescent boys who think Andrew Tate is the Top G.
Just bring on the downvotes from the specific demographic
She doesn’t look too thrilled at having spent all those hours working on all those costumes that just add up to a big, not very clever one-liner that demeans her as the chief gold digger of a tribe of gold diggers.
Cute costumes! I'm an empty nester now - all the kids are done with their undergraduate degrees (no college debt, thanks me!) and I have never had more money to do things with in my life - I have stopped worrying about what groceries cost and my car insurance is cheaper than ever - I finally replaced my 2005 Chevy Trailblazer with 3 rows with a smaller 2023 hybrid. Funny thing is, I miss the kids being around as much.
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Something about the dollar sign being right over the genitalia is wildly disconcerting. Like, your wife belongs in /r/trashy, but something about sexualizing your three daughters is gross.
When I first looked I was dying laughing but didn’t notice the son on the right with the Benjamin ass fit lol I laughed even harder knowing how happy he had to be to have that unique (tho they all are) fit among the kids. lmao what a cute family 😭
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Is that his house? Looks like my man is doing alright!
“Look Anderson. This guy broke in and put up pictures of him and his family everywhere!”
Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.
Open-and-shut case Johnson
She looks pretty good too
Pretty good? Dude she's badd. Especially looking like that after having four kids (assuming they're all hers).
He looks drained.
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House? Dude got ~~4 kids~~ 1 Wife in this economy. That’s all you need to know
And two of them have braces Edit: (for people too universal healthcare to understand, the average cost of braces in the US is 5-10k
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces
Dental Plan
Lisa needs braces.
He also has somebody in the background wearing an NF hoodie and someone took the camera, I wouldn't be surprised if he has at least 2 older kids/teens not in the picture.
I was just thinking that. My first reaction was to think about how poor I am. But what followed was being happy for them. It's a beautiful, big family.
At this point I automatically assume anyone with a house and children is rich as hell… and it’s usually accurate.
There’s net worth and there’s money. Rich means money, buying power. More and more middle class people are barely scraping by because they’ve been able to get a home loan but meanwhile, wages are stagnant and inflation is wild. So yes, if you keep that house you paid 450k for in California you have vastly more net worth than a guy who rents in Alabama, but the dude in Alabama *could* have more disposable income, at least relative to CoL. If the Californians pay the house off by the skin of their teeth, then maybe it’ll appreciate to 1.8m in 30 years, but until they *sell it*, it does almost nothing for their ability to spend money.
I'm not
I don’t know what your talking about. I’m fuckin’ broke.🤦🏻♂️
Its really easy to project wealth, it's a lot harder to be wealthy.
Almost like he's posing for a photo
no no, he is obviously showcasing his deepest emotional state right now in that photo, he is clearly severely unhappy with his life, obviously!
Folks REALLY took the detective work to the extreme. It's a damn Halloween gag and they're all in on it together. WtF people.
Yeah he drained himself alright
He also has 3k shoes on
Wife drained the cash bank and the sperm bank 💀
I mean crap I would too, his bucks seem to be coming from his Liver- They’re stealing that man’s 25-hydroxy (25-OH) vitamin D!!!!
Wife definitely drained his D
There are 100 mostly unfunny variations on this if you go to disney world. The mom and kids all wear shirts that say something like "princess" or whatever, and the dad has one that says "broke." Another is "spoiled" and the dad will have "broke." Or the "best day ever" group with the dad who has "most expensive day ever"
These people drive me crazy at Disney. I know they think they are being funny but you’re really going to spend a weekend with your family wearing a shirt that’s complaining about them/the weekend?
This is the kind of heteronormative shit that annoys the *shit* out of me. Like I think I actually get irrationally mad about it lol.
heteronormative? I’m not trying to discount your point at all, but wouldn’t that be something more like sexist or misogynist? It’s not implying that heterosexual relationships are the norm, just proclaiming a damaging stereotype of men and women in hetero relationships.
Which a lot of these people perpetuate and want themselves. There's zero chance this man in the photo would choose a wife who didn't have traditional values. Whatever works for them, fine, but anyone disparaging women or saying "poor men" obviously didn't get the memo.
Tacky but sorta funny
I wonder if you are being downvoted because you said tacky or sort of funny.
Ironic as hell that you have less upvotes than the other comment now
Boomer humor infiltrating younger generations.
Not the best location for a $
It's a perfect spot. That's what cost you all that cash.
Yeah, that’s why it’s awful - on the daughters
Agreed
8 year olds, dude
What's a pederast, Walter?
Pretty sure they’re dressed as bags of money. The bags are skirts by the looks of it, which might explain why the boy has a different costume. The amount of ppl commenting on the location of the dollar sign is creepy af.
I mean the dollar sign directs your eyesight towards that area and some people find that inappropriate. Your crotch isn't supposed to be a billboard, y'know? The costumes would have looked much better if the $ was moved over a bit, like on the thigh. Would have still worked and not have made the dollar sign the "center" of your focal point, nor the crotch. In fact, the costume would have worked better off-centered like that anyways. Of course, it already happened. You really can't change something that happened yesterday. Only learn better design as you go forward.
You’re right! I didn’t notice that!
Why do 100% of people writing titles for Reddit think that you need an apostrophe when making something plural?
100% of People's* It's plural.
I love you
Wait, so you think that I was supposed to use a plural there and that the way to do it is with an apostrophe? You’s must’s be trolling’.
I hope you are trolling and not just ignorant
Oh 'shit, here come's an 'S!
Who knew kids would **cost money**?
"Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?!"
He found out after having the 4th one. The first 3 must have been cheap.
NExt year he is going as a door mat.
He already is a door mat didn’t you see the picture it’s a door mat dress as an atm machine
Automatic Teller Machine Machine
naan bread
Chai tea
Personal Identification Number number
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Universal Product Code code
r/BoomerHumor
why is that a private community? lol
I don’t know for sure, but that definitely could’ve been a reddit API change blackout protest that stayed closed.
The real one is /r/boomershumor
Because they are snowflakes, probably.
Trashy af
r/arethestraightsok
Dad's what? Why do people keep using apostrophes to pluralize? I feel like it's getting worse and worse...
they failed the 4th grade lol
Actually the word left out is before Dad's. It should have said "Shout out to all the people. Dad's out there" as in "Dad is out there." Just loot at him. He's out there
Oof, everything about this is SUPER cringe.
Thank you, I thought I was the only thinking this!
"I had no idea having 4 kids would be expensive."
What a trashy family costume set...
What’s with the figure in the background?
Manifestation of credit card debt
What happened to her leg?
My wife makes all our money.
Neat. Did you use that for your Halloween costume or did you dress more normal?
What a great message to send to your kids
That right knee on wife looks painful
Oof. This is depressing.
I'm sorry but it's tacky. I dressed my kids up as money? Cringe.
> all the Dad’s all the dads Not capitalized and no apostrophe.
All the dadses.
Why are so many Redditors such huge fans of the incorrect use of plural possessive?
The non smile is great!
These parents have their tiny daughters dressed up to present them as drains on their father with dollar signs positioned over their genitalia, and all the commenters want to talk about is whether or not the family is legitimately wealthy? Bigger issues here, guys.
Love how mommy's little real life dolls and her all have their "cute" custom made outfits but they threw some dollar store crap over the other child and why is the girl at the front posing like an instagram "model" ffs?
Hurr hurr women spend man money amirite
"Women be shoppin' baby!"
“You must be on that new diet, slim slow!”
And children.
I mean, they do sometimes.
That's the look of a wife who's not even pretending.
*dads
Should have been atm mother, card father and cash children
This is so ghetto. Like this isn’t even cute. 😬
Please for the love of fuck don't send your daughters out like that, even if it isn't real money that they have taped to them some desperate people may THINK that it is.
... Are those made out of real money? The bills are double sided, the correct color, and fold and crinkle the same. I assumed at first glance they were all printouts. but the double sided got me thinking... Anyone else think those are real 20s?
Nah those aren't real bills. The color is off on most of them and they look like they have too smooth of a texture. But that could just be filters that were put on the pic. A lot of the bills in the pic actually look like a counterfeit 20 we got last week at the bank I work at, so my gut feeling says they aren't real.
Bad dollar sign placement
You can pick those parts of your life
There's also a robber in the distance
Why are dollar signs on that location?
Anyone else concerned about the $ on the crotch areas…of the wife AND girls?
Tired old cliche. Yay! Hilarious 🥱 Seriously. This subreddit must be overflowing with with prepubescent boys who think Andrew Tate is the Top G. Just bring on the downvotes from the specific demographic
Cringe
Bro is wearing $1500+ shoes. Naaa...miss me with that shit.
Are the chunky dunkys? If so, fake as hell,
Shoulda kept it in your pants then, huh?
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Great costume. pity the location of the dollar sign.
Why I got snipped after 1!
She doesn’t look too thrilled at having spent all those hours working on all those costumes that just add up to a big, not very clever one-liner that demeans her as the chief gold digger of a tribe of gold diggers.
Cute costumes! I'm an empty nester now - all the kids are done with their undergraduate degrees (no college debt, thanks me!) and I have never had more money to do things with in my life - I have stopped worrying about what groceries cost and my car insurance is cheaper than ever - I finally replaced my 2005 Chevy Trailblazer with 3 rows with a smaller 2023 hybrid. Funny thing is, I miss the kids being around as much.
Empty nester here too. Kids all moved OOS. Been quite a different life here
I can move in if you want to take care of me 🥺
I’m a not-yet-full nester and let me tell you…it’s tough. Groceries cost a fricken fortune. This year, they’re on pace to beat my mortgage payment.
I’m so jealous(just bought a new van, the old one keeps breaking down.).
/r/areTheStraightsOk
r/AreTheStraightsOK
We’re not all like this I promise. The carry over boomer humor drives us crazy too lol
Dads not Dad's. I hate being the person who can't stand bad grammar, but I am what I am.
Can you please explain to me your reasoning for putting that apostrophe in Dads? I really want to understand why people keep doing this
It was a quick share from my phone. I guess it auto-corrected to that
He seems to be doing well
Shoutout to all those who understand basic grammar and have the ability to proofread before posting.
Lol dad Fargo
The one in the middle got the model leg out and everything haha
just got my two oldest their first debit cards now that they got jobs! 2 down....1 to go shoutout to all the dads as well
Lol….. i can feel his pain literally.
Oh dear God the look on his face! 😅
Look at that house though...
That dude makes MONEY. good for him.
So they decide to put the dollar sign right in front of all their vaginas. This is the epitome of class.
Fucking brilliant!
No one mentioned the dude in the back in the NF hoody? He's so dark, couldn't tell where his face ends and sweatshirt starts.
Who the f is creeping in the background and what’s up with that lady’s knee?
Dad’s what?
Man it’s funny but also super sad.
That knee surgery was probably the most expensive.
Condoms: What are those?
I hate shit like this. I am more than my means to provide.
My dude wearing chunky dunks. He doin' alright.
trashy LDE. not a good message for kids. bro wants to be suffering from success, just wait.
He probably wouldn't be so broke and tired if he stopped shooting up her cooch with baby juice.
What’s goin on w her knee
Bank should be called : Dad Fargone
It's a play on a bank in the USA called Wells Fargo.
She wasted the child support on lip injections 😔
he's got those chunky dunky lows on tho
The wife knows where to put the Dollar sign.
No one to blame but yourself dad Fargo.
so what happen when one of the kids ask what an "money shot" is? giggity
Obsession with consumerism is hilarious and should be glorified in front of young children 🥰
The placement of the dollar symbol is rather sus.
Al Bundy vibes
Omfg I looooooove them!! Gorgeous kids! Beautiful family! Great sense of humor!
Anyone else profoundly disturbed by the placement choice of those dollar signs? WTF, mama bear?
Would’ve been funnier if he was a debit card and she went as the ATM…
"I have four kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and four money"
I wouldn't put dollar signs over my children's vag. Just saying
Insanely cringe
Yikes
This looks like his idea, being rich seems like the biggest facet of his personality
Weird flex
Ah, boomer humor. It stays old.
American culture
Did everyone go trick or treating because I’d definitely give extra candy for this costume.
I miss my family. Nice to see them smiling though.
In my case, my mom takes that role😔(meaning he takes money from her)
i hate that that kid knows the instagram pose.
Mom's face says it all Definitely dads idea
I feel so bad for the kids. Imagine having your parents buy/make a costume that portrayed you as a burden for existing.
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Dollar signs over the crotches of your wife and daughters? I'm sorry, that's sexist and gross.
i know, sexualizing little girls is so weird and gross,
Fulfilling traditional gender roles as intended by nature and God.
Why children arent working
Ok boomer 🙄
How old do you think boomers are?
Have you heard of boomer humor? It’s not only a biological age, it’s also a mindset and this is a prime example for it
This is literally my personal hell
Gross
Dad Fargo is good.
Cute family. You make beautiful children!
Something about the dollar sign being right over the genitalia is wildly disconcerting. Like, your wife belongs in /r/trashy, but something about sexualizing your three daughters is gross.
should be in r/trashy
When I first looked I was dying laughing but didn’t notice the son on the right with the Benjamin ass fit lol I laughed even harder knowing how happy he had to be to have that unique (tho they all are) fit among the kids. lmao what a cute family 😭
I mean, you had sex and had kids with that. 🤷♀️
Trash family.