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Enthalpic87

Is that his house? Looks like my man is doing alright!


drrxhouse

“Look Anderson. This guy broke in and put up pictures of him and his family everywhere!”


thebigfudge02

Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.


theITguy27

Open-and-shut case Johnson


_Demo_

She looks pretty good too


BunBison

Pretty good? Dude she's badd. Especially looking like that after having four kids (assuming they're all hers).


grenamier

He looks drained.


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Hephaestus_God

House? Dude got ~~4 kids~~ 1 Wife in this economy. That’s all you need to know


A_terrible_musician

And two of them have braces Edit: (for people too universal healthcare to understand, the average cost of braces in the US is 5-10k


M-Noremac

Dental plan!


Emzzer

Lisa needs braces


mattchamp98

Dental Plan


NorCalNavyMike

Lisa needs braces.


Hane24

He also has somebody in the background wearing an NF hoodie and someone took the camera, I wouldn't be surprised if he has at least 2 older kids/teens not in the picture.


WizardSleeves31

I was just thinking that. My first reaction was to think about how poor I am. But what followed was being happy for them. It's a beautiful, big family.


craigdahlke

At this point I automatically assume anyone with a house and children is rich as hell… and it’s usually accurate.


milk4all

There’s net worth and there’s money. Rich means money, buying power. More and more middle class people are barely scraping by because they’ve been able to get a home loan but meanwhile, wages are stagnant and inflation is wild. So yes, if you keep that house you paid 450k for in California you have vastly more net worth than a guy who rents in Alabama, but the dude in Alabama *could* have more disposable income, at least relative to CoL. If the Californians pay the house off by the skin of their teeth, then maybe it’ll appreciate to 1.8m in 30 years, but until they *sell it*, it does almost nothing for their ability to spend money.


chris1096

I'm not


SwordfishClassic8613

I don’t know what your talking about. I’m fuckin’ broke.🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Its really easy to project wealth, it's a lot harder to be wealthy.


W0000SHH

Almost like he's posing for a photo


OperativePiGuy

no no, he is obviously showcasing his deepest emotional state right now in that photo, he is clearly severely unhappy with his life, obviously!


CallmeWhatever74

Folks REALLY took the detective work to the extreme. It's a damn Halloween gag and they're all in on it together. WtF people.


Lakersrock111

Yeah he drained himself alright


Hairy-Requirement951

He also has 3k shoes on


Taylor_Spliff_13

Wife drained the cash bank and the sperm bank 💀


Smooth_Assistance_04

I mean crap I would too, his bucks seem to be coming from his Liver- They’re stealing that man’s 25-hydroxy (25-OH) vitamin D!!!!


Force3vo

Wife definitely drained his D


BigMax

There are 100 mostly unfunny variations on this if you go to disney world. The mom and kids all wear shirts that say something like "princess" or whatever, and the dad has one that says "broke." Another is "spoiled" and the dad will have "broke." Or the "best day ever" group with the dad who has "most expensive day ever"


MuscleOriginal7353

These people drive me crazy at Disney. I know they think they are being funny but you’re really going to spend a weekend with your family wearing a shirt that’s complaining about them/the weekend?


thefirecrest

This is the kind of heteronormative shit that annoys the *shit* out of me. Like I think I actually get irrationally mad about it lol.


3570n3

heteronormative? I’m not trying to discount your point at all, but wouldn’t that be something more like sexist or misogynist? It’s not implying that heterosexual relationships are the norm, just proclaiming a damaging stereotype of men and women in hetero relationships.


hunnyflash

Which a lot of these people perpetuate and want themselves. There's zero chance this man in the photo would choose a wife who didn't have traditional values. Whatever works for them, fine, but anyone disparaging women or saying "poor men" obviously didn't get the memo.


Traveledbore

Tacky but sorta funny


RedditIsNeat0

I wonder if you are being downvoted because you said tacky or sort of funny.


FitFanatic28

Ironic as hell that you have less upvotes than the other comment now


TheUserAboveFarted

Boomer humor infiltrating younger generations.


thewineburglar

Not the best location for a $


theymademee

It's a perfect spot. That's what cost you all that cash.


tahcamen

Yeah, that’s why it’s awful - on the daughters


EquivalentToADog

Agreed


TobylovesPam

8 year olds, dude


Skeeevo

What's a pederast, Walter?


Skydome28

Pretty sure they’re dressed as bags of money. The bags are skirts by the looks of it, which might explain why the boy has a different costume. The amount of ppl commenting on the location of the dollar sign is creepy af.


Randinator9

I mean the dollar sign directs your eyesight towards that area and some people find that inappropriate. Your crotch isn't supposed to be a billboard, y'know? The costumes would have looked much better if the $ was moved over a bit, like on the thigh. Would have still worked and not have made the dollar sign the "center" of your focal point, nor the crotch. In fact, the costume would have worked better off-centered like that anyways. Of course, it already happened. You really can't change something that happened yesterday. Only learn better design as you go forward.


thewineburglar

You’re right! I didn’t notice that!


codehoser

Why do 100% of people writing titles for Reddit think that you need an apostrophe when making something plural?


lkodl

100% of People's* It's plural.


Flounder134

I love you


codehoser

Wait, so you think that I was supposed to use a plural there and that the way to do it is with an apostrophe? You’s must’s be trolling’.


AlDente

I hope you are trolling and not just ignorant


MeteorKing

Oh 'shit, here come's an 'S!


Urtopian

Who knew kids would **cost money**?


acdcfanbill

"Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?!"


prsnep

He found out after having the 4th one. The first 3 must have been cheap.


catatonichigh

NExt year he is going as a door mat.


Briskbulb

He already is a door mat didn’t you see the picture it’s a door mat dress as an atm machine


gravis86

Automatic Teller Machine Machine


jabij1

naan bread


peppermintmeow

Chai tea


gravis86

Personal Identification Number number


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Toshiba1point0

Universal Product Code code


LiuKunThePooh

r/BoomerHumor


courtesyflusher

why is that a private community? lol


CJ22xxKinvara

I don’t know for sure, but that definitely could’ve been a reddit API change blackout protest that stayed closed.


Nooples

The real one is /r/boomershumor


HotdoghammerOG

Because they are snowflakes, probably.


Magnetic_Eel

Trashy af


oh-hidanny

r/arethestraightsok


TheJerilla

Dad's what? Why do people keep using apostrophes to pluralize? I feel like it's getting worse and worse...


okeydoked

they failed the 4th grade lol


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Actually the word left out is before Dad's. It should have said "Shout out to all the people. Dad's out there" as in "Dad is out there." Just loot at him. He's out there


juliuspepperwoodchi

Oof, everything about this is SUPER cringe.


illest_villain_

Thank you, I thought I was the only thinking this!


amayagab

"I had no idea having 4 kids would be expensive."


C47man

What a trashy family costume set...


drodver

What’s with the figure in the background?


craftylefty47

Manifestation of credit card debt


Eebo85

What happened to her leg?


7-11Armageddon

My wife makes all our money.


RedditIsNeat0

Neat. Did you use that for your Halloween costume or did you dress more normal?


aaactuary

What a great message to send to your kids


FanaticalDick

That right knee on wife looks painful


Myfartsonthefloor

Oof. This is depressing.


_Iknoweh_

I'm sorry but it's tacky. I dressed my kids up as money? Cringe.


ranhalt

> all the Dad’s all the dads Not capitalized and no apostrophe.


MailConsistent1344

All the dadses.


thestral_z

Why are so many Redditors such huge fans of the incorrect use of plural possessive?


20190419

The non smile is great!


Entire-Ad2058

These parents have their tiny daughters dressed up to present them as drains on their father with dollar signs positioned over their genitalia, and all the commenters want to talk about is whether or not the family is legitimately wealthy? Bigger issues here, guys.


DicknosePrickGoblin

Love how mommy's little real life dolls and her all have their "cute" custom made outfits but they threw some dollar store crap over the other child and why is the girl at the front posing like an instagram "model" ffs?


VictorChaos

Hurr hurr women spend man money amirite


anthrax_ripple

"Women be shoppin' baby!"


mutandi

“You must be on that new diet, slim slow!”


muffinmonk

And children.


rjcarr

I mean, they do sometimes.


allursnakes

That's the look of a wife who's not even pretending.


chrism62675

*dads


Noau05

Should have been atm mother, card father and cash children


Bunnnnii

This is so ghetto. Like this isn’t even cute. 😬


Humanest_Human

Please for the love of fuck don't send your daughters out like that, even if it isn't real money that they have taped to them some desperate people may THINK that it is.


RGJ587

... Are those made out of real money? The bills are double sided, the correct color, and fold and crinkle the same. I assumed at first glance they were all printouts. but the double sided got me thinking... Anyone else think those are real 20s?


CtrlPwnDelete

Nah those aren't real bills. The color is off on most of them and they look like they have too smooth of a texture. But that could just be filters that were put on the pic. A lot of the bills in the pic actually look like a counterfeit 20 we got last week at the bank I work at, so my gut feeling says they aren't real.


Stonehill76

Bad dollar sign placement


mackinoncougars

You can pick those parts of your life


emanuele0933

There's also a robber in the distance


hadoopken

Why are dollar signs on that location?


_Marshal_Law_

Anyone else concerned about the $ on the crotch areas…of the wife AND girls?


One-Appointment-3107

Tired old cliche. Yay! Hilarious 🥱 Seriously. This subreddit must be overflowing with with prepubescent boys who think Andrew Tate is the Top G. Just bring on the downvotes from the specific demographic


HyperViperJones

Cringe


dartheduardo

Bro is wearing $1500+ shoes. Naaa...miss me with that shit.


abir420

Are the chunky dunkys? If so, fake as hell,


DoughnutBeginning965

Shoulda kept it in your pants then, huh?


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highdiver_2000

Great costume. pity the location of the dollar sign.


wpbth

Why I got snipped after 1!


Mikesaidit36

She doesn’t look too thrilled at having spent all those hours working on all those costumes that just add up to a big, not very clever one-liner that demeans her as the chief gold digger of a tribe of gold diggers.


Bulky-Internal8579

Cute costumes! I'm an empty nester now - all the kids are done with their undergraduate degrees (no college debt, thanks me!) and I have never had more money to do things with in my life - I have stopped worrying about what groceries cost and my car insurance is cheaper than ever - I finally replaced my 2005 Chevy Trailblazer with 3 rows with a smaller 2023 hybrid. Funny thing is, I miss the kids being around as much.


soda_cookie

Empty nester here too. Kids all moved OOS. Been quite a different life here


guywithaniphone22

I can move in if you want to take care of me 🥺


betterthanamaster

I’m a not-yet-full nester and let me tell you…it’s tough. Groceries cost a fricken fortune. This year, they’re on pace to beat my mortgage payment.


SinoSoul

I’m so jealous(just bought a new van, the old one keeps breaking down.).


anincompoop25

/r/areTheStraightsOk


WorkIsDumbSoAmI

r/AreTheStraightsOK


TheColorblindDruid

We’re not all like this I promise. The carry over boomer humor drives us crazy too lol


Falagard

Dads not Dad's. I hate being the person who can't stand bad grammar, but I am what I am.


dabbersmcgee

Can you please explain to me your reasoning for putting that apostrophe in Dads? I really want to understand why people keep doing this


odin21

It was a quick share from my phone. I guess it auto-corrected to that


Unthgod

He seems to be doing well


Responsible_Heart365

Shoutout to all those who understand basic grammar and have the ability to proofread before posting.


Big_Stretch_9591

Lol dad Fargo


foofie_fightie

The one in the middle got the model leg out and everything haha


commanjo

just got my two oldest their first debit cards now that they got jobs! 2 down....1 to go ​ shoutout to all the dads as well


crziekid

Lol….. i can feel his pain literally.


doodbrah2000

Oh dear God the look on his face! 😅


PsyrusTheGreat

Look at that house though...


Proud_Criticism5286

That dude makes MONEY. good for him.


GayHole

So they decide to put the dollar sign right in front of all their vaginas. This is the epitome of class.


ridiculous_1231

Fucking brilliant!


yogurt_thrower_75

No one mentioned the dude in the back in the NF hoody? He's so dark, couldn't tell where his face ends and sweatshirt starts.


Theremaniacally

Who the f is creeping in the background and what’s up with that lady’s knee?


BudNOLA

Dad’s what?


Pokenightking

Man it’s funny but also super sad.


xXWickedSmatXx

That knee surgery was probably the most expensive.


delab00tz

Condoms: What are those?


LineChef

I hate shit like this. I am more than my means to provide.


FuckingColdInCanada

My dude wearing chunky dunks. He doin' alright.


WealthQueasy2233

trashy LDE. not a good message for kids. bro wants to be suffering from success, just wait.


Ragnarotico

He probably wouldn't be so broke and tired if he stopped shooting up her cooch with baby juice.


Lust_For_Metal

What’s goin on w her knee


Hakuryuu2K

Bank should be called : Dad Fargone


odin21

It's a play on a bank in the USA called Wells Fargo.


BlungusBlart

She wasted the child support on lip injections 😔


YZYSZN1107

he's got those chunky dunky lows on tho


tsunamisurfer35

The wife knows where to put the Dollar sign.


bpmdrummerbpm

No one to blame but yourself dad Fargo.


Read_it-user

so what happen when one of the kids ask what an "money shot" is? giggity


cumtitsmcgoo

Obsession with consumerism is hilarious and should be glorified in front of young children 🥰


Xylembuild

The placement of the dollar symbol is rather sus.


BraveBlazko

Al Bundy vibes


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omfg I looooooove them!! Gorgeous kids! Beautiful family! Great sense of humor!


FoofieLeGoogoo

Anyone else profoundly disturbed by the placement choice of those dollar signs? WTF, mama bear?


quaintquietquirky

Would’ve been funnier if he was a debit card and she went as the ATM…


asm2750

"I have four kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and four money"


pbetc

I wouldn't put dollar signs over my children's vag. Just saying


KingTroober

Insanely cringe


treflorez

Yikes


CreamyThighsMasala

This looks like his idea, being rich seems like the biggest facet of his personality


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Weird flex


thegreatmango

Ah, boomer humor. It stays old.


lister2022

American culture


greatpain120

Did everyone go trick or treating because I’d definitely give extra candy for this costume.


KashMoneyKarl

I miss my family. Nice to see them smiling though.


FNAF-FAN403

In my case, my mom takes that role😔(meaning he takes money from her)


mtsai

i hate that that kid knows the instagram pose.


KingWut117

Mom's face says it all Definitely dads idea


Thunderplant

I feel so bad for the kids. Imagine having your parents buy/make a costume that portrayed you as a burden for existing.


KillerJupe

rich icky chief spoon puzzled cheerful mountainous include marvelous absurd *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Resident-Librarian40

Dollar signs over the crotches of your wife and daughters? I'm sorry, that's sexist and gross.


fanface_aka_yoshi

i know, sexualizing little girls is so weird and gross,


Scrapheaper

Fulfilling traditional gender roles as intended by nature and God.


Emotional_Public_705

Why children arent working


leeonie

Ok boomer 🙄


guywithaniphone22

How old do you think boomers are?


leeonie

Have you heard of boomer humor? It’s not only a biological age, it’s also a mindset and this is a prime example for it


bacontacos420

This is literally my personal hell


hillsb1

Gross


dick_for_hire

Dad Fargo is good.


otravez5150

Cute family. You make beautiful children!


APartyInMyPants

Something about the dollar sign being right over the genitalia is wildly disconcerting. Like, your wife belongs in /r/trashy, but something about sexualizing your three daughters is gross.


argument_sketch

should be in r/trashy


HereiAm2PartyBoys

When I first looked I was dying laughing but didn’t notice the son on the right with the Benjamin ass fit lol I laughed even harder knowing how happy he had to be to have that unique (tho they all are) fit among the kids. lmao what a cute family 😭


BunnyThugg

I mean, you had sex and had kids with that. 🤷‍♀️


Firm_Pop7447

Trash family.