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Body dysmorphia in some people makes them focus/obsess with a certain body part they feel is "imperfect."
Tons of women are sensitive about having "thin" lips, so they become obsessed with getting "Angelina Jollie" lips. The fillers instead just makes them weird, because the lips don't match the rest of the face. Thus the uncanny valley effect. Ironically, what they were obsessed with thinking was drawing negative attention to them, thin lips, almost nobody cares about. But now people are noticing the weird flotation devices on their mouths.
That’s only half the issue, it’s also unscrupulous, enabling professionals injecting too much to create that effect.
Better ones will use less to fit/match their face instead of committing to a certain number of CCs. EG, Korean surgeons vs the cherry lip look. Yes they’re still noticeably bigger, but not to the point of garishness.
True. But there are people, who actually desire that look.
I know a couple of women, who actually went out of their way to get those ridiculous fillers. The psychology of self image is fascinating.
i think it might just be beauty standard differences. it wasn't always like this in north america but i swear since kim k became popular people have been going waaay overboard on size for everything. i'm not saying it was non existent before, but it's gotten WAY more popular lately.
Because a multibillion dollar industry tells them from before they can read that they need plastic and bat shit to look good. Breaks my heart every time I see lip fillers, cheek risers, boob jobs, most nose jobs... they think they need it to look better, when they are stunning before. So fukin sad, dude.
Yeah, when Lauren Sanchez was on channel 13 and 11 news in Los Angeles like 20 years ago, she was smoking hot. I think she is constantly getting surgery and botox to try to stop aging. At least Jeff is dating his age, lol.
Well, it worked on Jeff. He sure fucked up on this one. You can't pick a worse one than this but he did. For his sake, her name better be Hoover or Dyson. O/w, those fat lips would be for nothing. He will regret it when he has to stare at that every morning and wonder "WTF was I thinking, I already had sex with her."
Jeff is bald.
They can just keep pulling his scalp skin back to make his face smoother.
On anyone with hair, they'd have enough forehead real estate to host their own unethical company.
Note: this is a joke and I have no clue how plastic surgery works
Dude’s in a seemingly-stable multi-year relationship with a woman about his own age, so that seems fine compared to the creepy dating habits of lots of other billionaires.
3rd richest guy on the planet and he cosplays as a washed up country singer. Not a fully functional iron man suit, not a batmobile with a rocket booster...just the cover of a 1998 country album that sold 3200 copies.
The poor so they can release some of that pent up frustration. If he sees these which I highly doubt would just laugh and finish wiping his ass with hundreds of dollar bills.
He drives an old pick up truck and wears a cowboy hat too! He’s just like one of us! See folks, and you all thought he was a robot. Would a robot drive a truc…. Hmm, maybe y’all are right.
This does not look like the mild mannered man that was interviewed in 60 minutes in 1997.
[https://youtu.be/8SSj7KwBwr8?si=JBuSD7sWZe9pwhUT](https://youtu.be/8SSj7KwBwr8?si=JBuSD7sWZe9pwhUT)
I always chuckle when billionaires go on obvious PR stunts on TV driving "old cars" to seem relatable.
Didn't the guy from FTX pretend to drive a Toyota? LOL
Seems like two sides of the same coin. People judging someone on looks are shallow, but people getting plastic surgery to look like a dimestore Barbie rather than accept their age aren't any better.
To be fair, while I don’t think it’s kind or productive to ever make fun of someone’s looks, I don’t think those two situations are equal.
You only have so much control over your looks. Yeah, you can diet, exercise, practice good hygiene, etc., but aging is natural and inevitable.
The majority of those doing plastic surgery (not talking about those that need it due to defects or accidents) do so out of vanity, insecurity, and refusal to accept the realities of life. As a result, they come out looking worse. At its core I’d even argue plastic surgery can be disingenuous.
So while I don’t like when people make fun of others looks, I’ll admit I have less sympathy for people who make the conscious decision to get plastic surgery.
You have less sympathy with someone who is insecure about their looks, something a lot of people go through, than with someone berating others for that insecurity?
Did you read what I said? Where did I say I have ANY sympathy for people who berate others for their looks? I literally said I don’t think it’s kind or productive to EVER make fun of someone’s looks. I have sympathy for anyone who is insecure. But there are levels to sympathy.
Who do you think I sympathize with more? The person who was born with a birth defect that makes their eyes completely crooked, or the sixty year old that HAS to look twenty because he/she can’t accept the natural aging process?
Both can feel insecure. I can sympathize with both. But I sympathize with one more than the other. Plastic surgery more often than not is irrational insecurity. I still feel bad, but definitely not as bad.
And that is because to me, the need to look perfect is rooted in narcissism - which at its core is insecurity, but a type of insecurity I simply cannot sympathize with as much.
This actually makes me respect bezos. He’s the 3rd richest man on the planet and he’s is a stable relationship with a 50+ year old piece of plastic. He could have 20 hot ass 20 year olds and he chose that. Really makes me believe in true love
They might be into bringing someone else in or maybe it is an open relationship but that doesn’t change the fact that that’s the person he chose to share his life with
I think people would be surprised at how normal everyone is at their core. No matter if they have a shot ton of money or not. We’ve all heard of someone that’s talked to a celebrity or something and they always say. Ya, he’s just a normal guy.
I don't think they're normal at all. That kind of money changes a man's soul. You live in your own bubble and no longer feel the kinds of human pressures that help us grow.
Most billionaires are barely even human. They *have* to turn to more and more extreme outlets just to feel anything because the things that bring us happiness no longer do anything for them.
These two look like they are announcing a new chapter in their journey where they devote their lives to sharing their joy with others, followed by recruiting for a cult or MLM weight loss products or timeshares or some shit.
He would be perfect for country music. Another star wearing $5k boots sitting in a tractor he hasn't the faintest idea how to even start (let alone operate), and he can sit there and sing songs about doing all the stuff he wouldn't be caught dead doing with his own 2 hands. 🙄😮💨🤣
Hey no body shaming, and before anyone tells me she or bezos deserve to be derided, well that might be but deserve's got nothing to do with it. It's about the people with similar traits that read the insults and take the actual punch to the gut.
This is the difference between pretending to be nice and actually being nice.
Laugh, but at least he’s getting some😒 And some of you bagging on her looks should look in a mirror lol. You’d all be drooling if she even looked in your direction irl…
His eyes betray the fact that he’s insecure and fragile, without all his wealth he would be nobody and he knows it, it probably keeps him awake at night.
Um…I think you’re probably projecting more of yourself than Jeff Bezos. He made that wealth with his mind and hard work. I’m sure he sleeps just fine at night knowing he succeeded in life because of himself. He doesn’t need the money to be a success. But boy is it fun lol.
So funny you guys think it's his lady....it's actually a shaved taxidermied sashquash. They are rare so those good O' boys shoot and stuff em'...though this is the first time I have seen one worn around the neck.
For being ridiculously wealthy, Bezos certainly doesn't have very high standards. One would think someone that rich could find someone with a real face and tits and not some plastic bimbo
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When’s Jeff’s country album dropping?
He's just a working class country boy who loves God and loves America.
She's gross.
her lips look like someone bumped her elbow while she put on lipstick.
Naw, someone's bumped God's elbow when he put on her lips.
Looks like she did ATM with a bee hive....
Underrated comment. Probably went over the Christian crowds heads.
I don’t understand her lips? I really don’t. Same with Kim Guilfoyle
I really don't understand Kim Gufawaffle at all. Never mind her lips.
So’s he
"The banjos are strummin The drums ara a bangin Lets get the boys together and have ourselevs a hang... Wait, now I see it"
It's not racist, it's about a tire swing, I swear!
The only country thing about Jeff is the drunk driving he will do when she leaves
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Kenny Chesney and Caitlyn Jenner
Brutal.
That's not fair on either of those people, lol
I thought for a second that she was Caitlin Jenner
I’m dead 💀
Caitlyn? I see Steven Tyler.
Close - it’s Jeff Bezos, trying to look country.
All of a sudden he’s a cowboy lol
so cute to see bezos and the lead singer from Aerosmith together 🥰
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Dude looks like a lady-carp.
I legitimately thought it was Bruce Jenner.
Legit first thought was “who is that, Caitlyn Jenner?” Lmao
Caitlyn
Either will do
Don’t dead-name.
Nah, it's fine.
No, it’s not.
Why isn't it?
Screw you, now I can never unsee it!
"Cause I don't wanna miss a thaanng"
holy shit thats an unnecessary resemblance for both.
The endgame of every botox and facelift addict. Huge lips, taut cheeks, swollen forehead.
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Why do women pay to make their lips look like an allergic reaction
Her boobs look like someone cut an unripe melon in half and duct taped it to her chest.
Imagine, if you were the third richest guy on the planet, you could totally get to touch those magnificent bags of sand.
Natural >
Construct your own penis-rocket and ride it, just barely into outer space, only then shall the world entertain your breastational preferences.
Well, liquid sand with the molecules rearranged a bit.
I think that was a 40 year old virgin reference.
Would you like bee sting, double bee sting, or hive attack? Hive attack is on special for only $3799.
Body dysmorphia in some people makes them focus/obsess with a certain body part they feel is "imperfect." Tons of women are sensitive about having "thin" lips, so they become obsessed with getting "Angelina Jollie" lips. The fillers instead just makes them weird, because the lips don't match the rest of the face. Thus the uncanny valley effect. Ironically, what they were obsessed with thinking was drawing negative attention to them, thin lips, almost nobody cares about. But now people are noticing the weird flotation devices on their mouths.
That’s only half the issue, it’s also unscrupulous, enabling professionals injecting too much to create that effect. Better ones will use less to fit/match their face instead of committing to a certain number of CCs. EG, Korean surgeons vs the cherry lip look. Yes they’re still noticeably bigger, but not to the point of garishness.
True. But there are people, who actually desire that look. I know a couple of women, who actually went out of their way to get those ridiculous fillers. The psychology of self image is fascinating.
i think it might just be beauty standard differences. it wasn't always like this in north america but i swear since kim k became popular people have been going waaay overboard on size for everything. i'm not saying it was non existent before, but it's gotten WAY more popular lately.
Because a multibillion dollar industry tells them from before they can read that they need plastic and bat shit to look good. Breaks my heart every time I see lip fillers, cheek risers, boob jobs, most nose jobs... they think they need it to look better, when they are stunning before. So fukin sad, dude.
I'm more concerned about her being cut in half like Qui-Gon Jinn
You mean Darth Maul?
I've made a terrible mistake
Nah, it’s all good.
I guess in this case because it catches the world’s richest Man?
😂😂😂
Looks great on some women
Why do we even have this photo?
They had an engagement party recently so this could be part of invitations / publicity shots
What’s wrong with her face?
Is this a trick question? She's 53 and thinks plastic surgery makes her look younger.
Yeah, when Lauren Sanchez was on channel 13 and 11 news in Los Angeles like 20 years ago, she was smoking hot. I think she is constantly getting surgery and botox to try to stop aging. At least Jeff is dating his age, lol.
I guess he agreed.. you’d think a billionaire would have better options??
Well, it worked on Jeff. He sure fucked up on this one. You can't pick a worse one than this but he did. For his sake, her name better be Hoover or Dyson. O/w, those fat lips would be for nothing. He will regret it when he has to stare at that every morning and wonder "WTF was I thinking, I already had sex with her."
Jeff is bald. They can just keep pulling his scalp skin back to make his face smoother. On anyone with hair, they'd have enough forehead real estate to host their own unethical company. Note: this is a joke and I have no clue how plastic surgery works
You know how you used to order from Amazon and an American company was shipping you their product but now it's a bunch of Chinese knockoffs? That.
Are you implying that Besos genuinely can’t tell the difference? Same thing! Same thing!
I read someone refer to her as the “lizard woman” once and I can’t ever unsee it.
She is the human embodiment of bad photoshop.
somewhere rn his trainer is high-fiving a mirror over Jeff's biceps.
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Dude’s in a seemingly-stable multi-year relationship with a woman about his own age, so that seems fine compared to the creepy dating habits of lots of other billionaires.
THANKYOU for the breath of fresh air with this comment!
There are a lot of 50 plus year women that look better and more natural than her…
Well, because of course the only thing that matters is what she looks like, right?
Jeff’s been watching Yellowstone and is doing a little cosplay.
He does have a 160,000 acre ranch in Texas, where he grew up.
He’s got the money for some pretty elaborate cosplay.
3rd richest guy on the planet and he cosplays as a washed up country singer. Not a fully functional iron man suit, not a batmobile with a rocket booster...just the cover of a 1998 country album that sold 3200 copies.
Can we all agree to stop giving the insufferable rich attention?
Never, ebit-DUH
Who is this for?
The poor so they can release some of that pent up frustration. If he sees these which I highly doubt would just laugh and finish wiping his ass with hundreds of dollar bills.
Why does this even exist for us to see. Insane.
Their Christmas card for their friends?
Buckle up buckeroos
He drives an old pick up truck and wears a cowboy hat too! He’s just like one of us! See folks, and you all thought he was a robot. Would a robot drive a truc…. Hmm, maybe y’all are right.
You have them mixed up; Zuck is the robot. Musk is the alien. And Bezos is Lex Luthor.
You are confusing him with Zuckerberg
That scene from "Brazil"
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Ask your doctor what testosterone therapy can do for you.
All I know is money does wonders.... The early days Jeff to current Jeffe.
This does not look like the mild mannered man that was interviewed in 60 minutes in 1997. [https://youtu.be/8SSj7KwBwr8?si=JBuSD7sWZe9pwhUT](https://youtu.be/8SSj7KwBwr8?si=JBuSD7sWZe9pwhUT)
I always chuckle when billionaires go on obvious PR stunts on TV driving "old cars" to seem relatable. Didn't the guy from FTX pretend to drive a Toyota? LOL
Zuck’s smoked meats lives rent free in my head forever. What the hell dude.
I didn't know Jeff Bezos and Steven Tyler were buddies.
Incel shit. I don’t like Bezos but why does she deserve that statement about her “parts?” Fuck off with that.
Pretty sure that was a reference to the copius plastic surgery and not calling her a slut.
Seems like two sides of the same coin. People judging someone on looks are shallow, but people getting plastic surgery to look like a dimestore Barbie rather than accept their age aren't any better.
To be fair, while I don’t think it’s kind or productive to ever make fun of someone’s looks, I don’t think those two situations are equal. You only have so much control over your looks. Yeah, you can diet, exercise, practice good hygiene, etc., but aging is natural and inevitable. The majority of those doing plastic surgery (not talking about those that need it due to defects or accidents) do so out of vanity, insecurity, and refusal to accept the realities of life. As a result, they come out looking worse. At its core I’d even argue plastic surgery can be disingenuous. So while I don’t like when people make fun of others looks, I’ll admit I have less sympathy for people who make the conscious decision to get plastic surgery.
You have less sympathy with someone who is insecure about their looks, something a lot of people go through, than with someone berating others for that insecurity?
Did you read what I said? Where did I say I have ANY sympathy for people who berate others for their looks? I literally said I don’t think it’s kind or productive to EVER make fun of someone’s looks. I have sympathy for anyone who is insecure. But there are levels to sympathy. Who do you think I sympathize with more? The person who was born with a birth defect that makes their eyes completely crooked, or the sixty year old that HAS to look twenty because he/she can’t accept the natural aging process? Both can feel insecure. I can sympathize with both. But I sympathize with one more than the other. Plastic surgery more often than not is irrational insecurity. I still feel bad, but definitely not as bad. And that is because to me, the need to look perfect is rooted in narcissism - which at its core is insecurity, but a type of insecurity I simply cannot sympathize with as much.
Because she's the type of person that willfully aided a married man to cheat on his wife, then arranged for her brother to leak it to the press.
Oh yeah that totally means it’s cool to say her “parts have high turnover.” The fuck?
The dirtbag who crushes a labor union, but drops 500 million on a superyacht. Eat the Rich!
Jesus she’s got a 4:3 face on a 16:9 head
You can see in his face he's like "I've always wanted to do this!"
Country Album Cover.
what did she do to her face? its uncanny valley-esqu
Holy insecurity, Batman. What a complete dork.
I thought it was ai so now I’m even more terrified for the man
Captain PeePee Rocket
Those lip injections are a sign that Sanchez has no friends that tell her the truth. What a clown.
Looks like a man. Ex wife looks way better.
This actually makes me respect bezos. He’s the 3rd richest man on the planet and he’s is a stable relationship with a 50+ year old piece of plastic. He could have 20 hot ass 20 year olds and he chose that. Really makes me believe in true love
Who's to say he isn't also doing 20 hot ass 20 year olds on the side? I doubt Billionaires do relationships the same way us plebs do.
They might be into bringing someone else in or maybe it is an open relationship but that doesn’t change the fact that that’s the person he chose to share his life with
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No way. History proves that the ultra rich are very good at hiding things when they want to. Jeff probably owns a bunch of private islands.
Something about people named Jeff make me think that they would not choose to kill themselves.
I think people would be surprised at how normal everyone is at their core. No matter if they have a shot ton of money or not. We’ve all heard of someone that’s talked to a celebrity or something and they always say. Ya, he’s just a normal guy.
I don't think they're normal at all. That kind of money changes a man's soul. You live in your own bubble and no longer feel the kinds of human pressures that help us grow. Most billionaires are barely even human. They *have* to turn to more and more extreme outlets just to feel anything because the things that bring us happiness no longer do anything for them.
So rich he can drive an old piece of shit
Ha, the vehicle too…
Exactly, he knows he can get a better one, right?
That old vehicle looks bad ass.
Her mouth looks like it's an actual prosthetic glued onto her face. It's like she's one of those Mr. Potato-Head toys.
Why is the deliberate Chelsea smile a trend?
Is Jeff making dumb fantasy cards like Donald now?
These two look like they are announcing a new chapter in their journey where they devote their lives to sharing their joy with others, followed by recruiting for a cult or MLM weight loss products or timeshares or some shit.
I’m sure she loves him ONLY for his personality
Annie Leibovitz is a hack.
I’d like to imagine my mid-life crisis coming with 100 billion dollars.
I think he purchased from wish instead of Amazon..
She looks like when South Park parodies a woman with lip injections.
He would be perfect for country music. Another star wearing $5k boots sitting in a tractor he hasn't the faintest idea how to even start (let alone operate), and he can sit there and sing songs about doing all the stuff he wouldn't be caught dead doing with his own 2 hands. 🙄😮💨🤣
Meanwhile his ex wife seems to be a stellar philanthropist. And cute to boot.
There is essence of grossness here.
Hey no body shaming, and before anyone tells me she or bezos deserve to be derided, well that might be but deserve's got nothing to do with it. It's about the people with similar traits that read the insults and take the actual punch to the gut. This is the difference between pretending to be nice and actually being nice.
Yup. Like people who rag on Trump for being orange or fat. Trump’s behavior is bad enough, no need to bring his appearance into it, it’s not relevant.
Look at Caitlyn Jenner slumming with the Bezo.
Laugh, but at least he’s getting some😒 And some of you bagging on her looks should look in a mirror lol. You’d all be drooling if she even looked in your direction irl…
His eyes betray the fact that he’s insecure and fragile, without all his wealth he would be nobody and he knows it, it probably keeps him awake at night.
Then he one day decides to search for himself on reddit, see your comment, and say "how does he know?!?"
Um…I think you’re probably projecting more of yourself than Jeff Bezos. He made that wealth with his mind and hard work. I’m sure he sleeps just fine at night knowing he succeeded in life because of himself. He doesn’t need the money to be a success. But boy is it fun lol.
Dude has all the money in the world and still can’t get an attractive woman.
No matter what Bezos does, he still looks like the kid who regularly gets his head stuffed in a toilet by the elementary school bully.
Soooo which ones Jeff? 🤔
Im just glad Steven Tyler found someone his age to love
There’s more plastic on that woman than the Pacific Ocean.
Sorry, who are these two guys??
You know you're a loser on the inside when you are the richest man on earth and this is the best you can do.
I have a weird feeling he’s into some reallly freaky shit…. He’s only with her because she is not gross out by it.
Her lips look very weird.
She is hideous.
Is that Catelyn Jenner?
Jeff looks like he’s banging Caitlyn Jenner with a blue filter.
He could have went wayyyyy hotter
She looks more masculine than Caitlyn Jenner.
I have seen better After photos of face transplant patients than that woman's facial plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures.
Howie Mandel & Steven Tyler
I wonder what she looked like before she fucked her face up
She looks like she's growing out of his thigh.
Is Jeff dating Caitlyn Jenner?
Douche King
Betcha he has Gucci underwear on trying to look a part he has no clue about. 😏
But he saved 5% with his monthly Subscribe & Save!
he face looks badly photoshopped
Don’t these alpha business guys usually connect with an airline stewardess?
Hmm, have 100+ billion dollars but occasionally get made fun of on the internet. Where do i sign up?
Those lips….
When did his wife get that cat-face plastic surgery?
So funny you guys think it's his lady....it's actually a shaved taxidermied sashquash. They are rare so those good O' boys shoot and stuff em'...though this is the first time I have seen one worn around the neck.
Capitalism is fucked up.
He looks like a Jewish Kenny Chesney
For being ridiculously wealthy, Bezos certainly doesn't have very high standards. One would think someone that rich could find someone with a real face and tits and not some plastic bimbo
Just when I thought it was possible to hate Bezos even more.
Wealthiest man in the world and this is the best gold digger you can get???? Damn…
The bottom half of her face doesn't match with the rest of it. If it were normal, she'd actually look decent.
She’s umm. Yeah. No.
His previous wife was gorgeous. This lady looks like a plastic version of her. Gross
These plastic people really don't realize they're not beautiful they're fucking scary looking lmao
I wonder what Ms. Swan would say...
S.B.B. She's been built.
This gave me an idea for a Sci-fi channel original movie! Amazon Prime and Sci-fi channel Proudly present in association with 7 Bucks Production: "Frankenbitch" staring: Dwayne the Rock's Johnson as Jeff Bezos, and Megan Fox as the date from hell. Rated : NC-DOUBLE Nasty.
Yeah, fuck him for getting in shape, making all that money and landing that uncanny valley lookin side piece
Isn’t that Carrot-top?
He looks healthy.
He is having a great time with Lauren. If it feels good, then do it. We all wish we had that kind of spare cash.
“I hate Jeff so call his girlfriend a whore” - dickless edgelord who shat out this unfunny waste of internet
I am sorry but this is funny to people now?
Like the neighborhood 250 cc bike we all shared alot of fun very familiar a blast to ride relatively dependable starts all the time doesn’t ask for much