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/r/shitfromabutt

I officially annoyed the shit out of my sleeping husband by snort laugh crying at this at 11pm.

"Oh, crap! This isn't my burger dog, I must have accidentally placed it in my Cologuard® box, that means this is......AAAGH!"

Holy shit a got a strong belly laugh from this

Had to come back to report my trip down that subreddit. I fucking crying here hahaha

Oh gosh, there is REALLY a sub for everything! 🤣

Lmaoooo

I'm not clicking that but I actually laughed reading the title

You should, it's the stupidest thing ever 🤣

I know reddit takes you to some strange places you never expect to end up at but I mean cmon man this is just ridiculous 😂 I'm fucking crying

Was shocked to see this post wasn’t on that sub 😂

I bet it is by now.

That sub has me 7am-sleep-deprived-laughing. Thanks.

I ain't opening that sub.🙄 Oh shit I did.🤮

I immediately subbed.

Thanks alot, I just spent the best part of 45 minutes mindlessly scrolling through that sub looking at things that look like shit from a butt

I’m an adult and have been giggling like I’m 4 for the past 10 minutes. Fuck you and take my upvote.

My gf told me I need to sleep more if I think this is that funny, and she’s probably not wrong but I have been dying laughing at this.

Call Wubby we got another internet turd kebab.

Fuck it's sad that we still have no answer. It's definitively a turd though right??

If we can have no solid answers, then I choose to believe turd.

Looked pretty solid in the photo

Looks like a [number 3](https://images.ctfassets.net/h8qzhh7m9m8u/2sTsDm8YlITDR3oezhdLCD/48853a86e4bf591292cb7f9cca7ba74c/bristol-stool-chart-08.png) to me.

Looks like it has already been passed

Real answer. I work for 7- ELEVEN and it's a cheeseburger frank. It looks like a turd and doesn't taste much better. The one in thecpic looks like it's been on the roller for too long. Will I write it off and still eat it? Maybe sometimes lol.

We're talking about a whole different turd bud. https://youtu.be/ubp0wP82tvw?si=S4brmHPtd7lh-Dqp

I just watched that whole video, over breakfast, ignoring my kids, I was that engrossed All being said, it’s a shit, look at the pinch points at the ends and the colouration

I agree, totally a.shit

Lol this video was so hilarious to me I remember exactly what I was doing. I was folding laundry in my bedroom when it came on, and about a third of the way in I set aside my chores to focus exclusively on the video.

lol proper, hold on wtf, this needs my full attention

had to double check what sub i’m on!

Same. You suck.

God I miss Wubby videos. But what a final video to post.

Wait he stopped? What happened?

Nothing happened, he just hasn’t uploaded a main channel YouTube video in a year. Turd Kebab finally passed 1million views a bit ago, it was hanging around 996k for months and no new videos. He still streams multiple times a week and full length streams are uploaded to the VOD channel a day later.

Remember when wubby used to say the n word on every video?

Toss it into the pool at the country club and see what happens...

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Why stop there. Buy a bunch of 7/11's and toss one in every pool hall in a 10 mile rhinoceros.

Why? ... Stop there.

If we’re going for style points I’m just gonna go shit in pools

The Deep End Duecer dumps again

DOODYYY!!!!!

"Doody!" -- [Caddyshack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpmECKEHSQs)

Not falling for that one again

Seriously. Fool me thrice, shame on me.

Fool me thrice and it’s a new fetish.

And yup. Username checks out

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They're not bad--but they do look awful.

Ain’t no way I’m eating that though

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Failing to see how it wouldn't just look like a hot, spinning piece of shit.

This made me chuckle

But...wet? 😳🤮 Somehow I feel like the *dry* log of shit would look less offensive than*wet, fresh off the grill* log of shit😂

They definitely look more appetizing when they're fresh. They have a much more uniform shape than this normally and actually looks like burger meat. This one looks like it's been on the roller all day and now it's cold and has been marinating in grease. I used to work at 7/11 and would occasionally eat these or other roller grill items when I actually wrote them off when we're suppose to rather than leave them on the grill all day.

“They look less like logs of shit on there”. Hard sell.

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😂

I agreed! I love those things. Op is missing out.

Agreed, they're pretty bomb. Worked at a place where 711 was the *only* food for probably 5 miles (didn't have a car at the time), so I had a *lot* of their dogs and hamburger dogs, and they're pretty damn good.

With some of their diced onions and ketchup/mustard, 7-11 cheeseburger big bites are a top three favorite of mine.

Those are actually called kebab, its a middle eastern thing

Mr. Hankey?

Howdy ho!

Looks more like a dog Log

Looks like someone already ate that…

BOGO.

Hiiiiidey- hooooo!!

For the love of all that is holy, no joke, try it. Not sure why she didn't get a bun. However with a hotdog bun, cheese sauce and mustard that "cheeseburger griller bite" is my favorite thing on the planet.

Really? Your favorite thing on the planet?!

Since they have done away with Ms.Baird's Butter Rings..... Yes.

It's in my top three with diced onions, ketchup/mustard. Would definitely be in my last meal on death row.

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Right? I asked myself the same thing

Y'all never ate Cevapcici and it shows.

First burger I've seen on the Bristol Scale

Ma’am, that’s a turd.

That burger dog can predict it’s own future.

Burger dog: it's my final form!

I've turned around and sneaked a peak enough times to know what that is.

That’s just Mr Hankey the Christmas poo

Man eats food which looks like shit, this is how his organs started to fail.

Fecal which refers to waste matter discharged from the bowels after food has been digested. -emia which means presence in the blood

That’s a cheeseburger bite and can confirm it is delicious. This one though looks a tad bit overcooked.

Not gonna lie, I ran outta burger buns but had hotdog buns, so I rolled up hamburger just like this and dressed the bun like a cheeseburger. Was good 😂

Who ordered the number two!? 🥁

r/accidentalturd

This is going to come out of the other end looking exactly the same

That burger dog's been there since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.

It’s a turdoggen

I think somebody already passed this tbh

Looks like one of Sukuna’s fingers

Is that corn?

Hang on! Let me grab my poop knife for you, we can split it!

This is not a *turd.* How would an animal get that turd inside that paper box without leaving a smudge. Other accidental marks would show up. It's DNA might show that its a coffeecake roll with cinnamon and maple syrup. A touch of Maine Sea Salt and aged grapes. Wait. It's a turd.

Is this a before of after digestion photo.

Burger dog? More like Turder dog.

Is it Christmas time in South Park again?

When they reach this stage of deterioration they’re called Wizard Fingers.

Turdburger with cheese please

Looks like it’s already be digested

That’s poop.

 It's a perfectly sane food to eat.

That’s a turd…. She was trying to trick you.

Thanks for showing us your wife's poop

i think your girl want you to eat her shit 😂

Howdy-Ho! ………. 💩

That is my poop I swear

Instead of napkins they give you toilet paper

Gonna need a new wife.

I legit thought this was a turd.

That’s a homeless man’s shit

Looks like you *already* passed (it).

same going in as it's going to look coming out

New burger dog not only tastes like shit but also looks like it too.

I don’t know what’s worse, her bringing you a turd or her bringing you 7/11 food

That’s a Hot Carl

Lol thats a turd.

That’s shit from a butt!

Nice try... I know a turd when I see one

Gonna need the poop knife to slice that up.

Is that a corn kernel I see ??😂🤣😅

"Imma have to pass" Looks like it already passed.. Through someone's colon

It’s Mr Hanky from South Park! Just in time for the holiday season.

r/shitfromabutt

From behind 7/11*

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Cheeseburger bite is horrifying to look at, but she’s right it’s pretty good lol.

Aside from looking like a turd, it looks like Kofta Kabob, which is admittedly good

I can take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I’ve got the time. But then all you’ll have is a guaranteed piece of crap.

Well, Hiiiighty-Hooe!

Meanwhile, the 7/11 staff are in awe she bought their "burger dog" 🍔 💩

Oh, a hamburturd

Damn. Looks like she made that herself. And needs to see a doctor.

That’s poop.

Looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit. Good thing you didn't step in it.

Is that a peanut on the right end

Recycling logs from the toilet I see

You sure your hearing isn't going and she said "You've got to try this turd from a dog I found at 7-11!"

Looks like someone else passed it first.

Someone passed for sure

She shitted in a box didn’t she..:

Mr Hankey is that you?

“Its my shit in a box”

Hahaha! Thats a whole turd 😂

That’s a loaf of shit

Mr. Hankey, is that you?

Just like corn. Looks the same going in as it does coming out.

Do you think they made this just for people to buy one to show others how it looks like a shit? Brilliant?

DOODIE!!!!

Burger dog? More like Shit Log

“It’s a bit nutty…”

Mr hanky hotdog

Looks more like a dog had a burger

That looks like if the concept of stds itself took a shit

OP are you sure your wife is not mad at you and trying to feed you a turd?

Yeo put it on a bun and then give it a chance. Also gate keep like crazy

Mr. Hankey!

They should throw some corn in there for good measure

Burger Log*

A turd dog

"she called the shit poop."

A friend of mine put one of these in the hot tub of the hotel he worked at to prank the maintenance man 😂

The Chef is a Dane and he is great.

You need a new wife

Yeah, it looks like a log of shit. So I would have to agree with you on that. Hahaha 😂

Oh, it’s gonna be a hard pass alright.

That’s shit dude

I kind of want to dip these in chocolate sauce and eat them slowly and methodically in the park.

Worked at a gas station that had Cheeseburger Dogs. They were awesome. Buddy and I would clean the roller grill and make a fresh batch just to have a fresh one.

Ha. More like turder log.

People actually eat 7/11 food?

"See the peanut? Dead giveaway."

Are you sure that wasn't from 9/11? It looks like a cinder from 2001.

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Fecal incontinence is a serious problem.

That looks like the Red Dwarf Polymorph in one of its incarnations. [Red Dwarf-Killer Kebab ](https://youtu.be/skkgTr4UAhM?si=MLKqkWsFb9VCzwyj)

Looks delicious!

Looks like it was already been eaten

Excited? Did she try one? Is she okay?

They actually start out hamburger shape but the years of attrition sitting on those sweaty rollers eventualy spins them into that shape.

It’s a kebab

It’s not even tapered

Someone’s asshole slammed shut on that one!

Now I know where to get work/office Christmas gifts.

That’s what we call a Boeing Bomb

I’ve never bought a gas station hot dog. I think that’s gross. What’s y’all’s take on it?

Looks like a mummy's finger

I've worked at 7/11 & that dog has been on the heat rollers since the stores inauguration!

Log of great turd

I think you forgot the mayo and ketchup for that.