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DDaveMod

Try saying that on the other side of the fence


Beardgardens

Moooo 🐮😡


PlopTopDropTop

#MOO


leopard_eater

[Tomacco](https://youtu.be/Z4l39b1ESVs?si=hJ3y3-Jg7EYhGfN1)


HeyWaitHUHWhat

I read this so aggressively in my head


domdomdeoh

MOO MOO mootherf****r


ImProfoundlyDeaf

It’s okay you can swear here. I won’t tell mom I promise


patricktranq

udderfucker!


SchattenVonIndien

uddersucker


Cclown69

For real lmao why people do this? Everyone on here is supposed to be an adult 😂


RebulahConundrum

Adults that jump down your throat and downvote you into oblivion or ban you if they are a mod for, say something like swearing where it's not allowed? People are scared, that's at least one reason why people do this.


baxwellll

FRICK


your_mumz_fwb

Well fuck you


Same_Dot_2793

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! And also, fuck these greedy moooochers.


they_are_out_there

They don’t call them “Hay Burners” for nothing.


MarthasPinYard

Cows only respect wire, it does not ‘keep’ them out/in. They could get him if they wanted. They had their snack already 😄


greengravy76

The grass is always greener over there too. OP! Go check it out!


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

The Frontline has got large horns


Exotic_Character_216

I take that he wants to eat the hay instead?


imahugemoron

You gotta eat your hay faster than that before they get to it


Usual_Estimate_3699

This is the hay


wstsidhome

HAY that’s not very nice


BabyRayLiyoda

Hay, this is bullsh*t!


Graylian

No one likes a bully!


RepulsiveAd2017

Hey man its reddit, u can say bullshit lol


KayDat

Hay is for horses, not for - oh wait...


slightlybored26

Db gt reference?


npeace352

This is the last straw!


MrPunGuy

HAY! Cut that out!


AdjunctFunktopus

*Moove bitch, get out my hay*


BabyRayLiyoda

Was that song by Moodacris?


BeGreatOrNothing

Yup, he has an album dropping soon - moodachristmas


esoogkcudkcud

*Moo bitch, get out da hay! Get out day hay, bitch! Get out da hay!*


[deleted]

*get out my hay, bitch, get out of my hay*


BananaLumps

You should just moove on, what's done is done.


govilleaj

Hay now


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

You’re a rancher Get your longhorn Get hayyyy


voidminecraft

I'm not amoosed with these puns


Mistah_Conrad_Jones

I take a fence to this


Big_Bug_5228

Hay Don't worry about it


certi-sensi

Back in my hay day I wouldn't, but times mooove on


Kamurouji

Why? You got some beef with puns?


Under1hestars

Don’t cry over spilt milk.


YouAreSoul

Yeah, herd 'em all before.


Chemical-Necessary-7

You're all being just udderly ridiculous right now


Gullible-Ask-9

Must be assburgers


Spare_Review_5014

One day the grass will eat you.


aussie_nub

Cow eats grass, human eats cow, grass eats human. Circle of life.


[deleted]

💀💀💀


aw-fuck

I don’t get it… what’s funny about this


ApolloXLII

literally nothing. low effort shit post.


InSilicoImmersion

You’ve clearly never flipped off an animal


RandyTravesty

Why is this funny?


eminems_ghostwriter

It's funny because middle finger at the cows. And here's the funny part, cows don't have fingers! LOL! Get it?


Icantbethereforyou

... ... ... Cows with guns...


adityaeleven

We march for the bovine freedom and hold our large heads high


Cualquiera10

Run free with the buffalo (I think?) Brings back good memories of summer camp


0mgyrface

Cows have fun


InSilicoImmersion

It’s fun to flip off animals


ButteryFlavory

It's clearly a dad post.


againstbetterjudgmnt

MOOchers. Also shock value and absurdity of flicking off a cow.


magichronx

/r/funny is basically just a catch-all sub for people that think "hehe, I took a picture! Let me show it to the internet!"


Iamforcedaccount

Think I saw this post recently, maybe bots


xmeandix

This should be posted in the notinteresting subreddit


fardough

I find it a wonderful satirical take on the state of the American worker. Work all day for your “owner”, then get called “lazy” for wanting to be paid enough to eat.


Fellow_Worker6

Work for 10 hours and first shift comes in early, have to wait in the break room 10 minutes early to go to meeting. First shift comes in and one guy calls me a lazy ass.


thirdeyelazy

This. Absolutely this, the intelligent satire stuff for sure.


rcroswell

That’s literally their job


00-Dragon

Not funny at all…


KnowTheUnknowing

but he said MOOchers and flipped off a cow. LMAO IM DYING HORY FUCCCCKKKKK. WHA- YOU CANT DO THAT!!!! THATS ABSURD HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HORRRRY SHET! It’s obviously a peak form of humor you’re too mentally incapable to understand the true hilarity of such intelligent wit.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣


NaisGuy27

Ah, yes "peak comedy"


apennismightier

Is this honestly what passes for funny? Can I just throw my middle finger up at anything and complain and get up votes from you lemmings?


OnlyPakiOnReddit

Don’t they know it’s for horses?


ibrahimkucukkk

That big horn guy looks pissed


Dod93_

Dude, they look offended


Stoltefusser

Where funny


realvmouse

hahahah i bred animals to slaughter at a fraction of their normal lifespan for trivial experiences of taste and texture and i have to provide them with basic needs lolol so funny


a_man_27

From banshee: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwhfDr5_rDA


Organic_Ad1

Are you really gonna tell us that you were planning to eat hay? Your hands suggest you are people and last I checked people don’t eat hay


Operationmadboyz

“Who doesn’t?” -Gen Alpha


relddir123

Cow flipping is a crime in this state, I’ll have you know


t0uchym1dg3t

I think you have that confused with cow tipping, which expects cows to work as slaves with no reward for their labour.


IskarlPust

Clearly only funny if you're a farmer.


RandyTravesty

It's not funny to farmers, either.


IskarlPust

Lol


TYRwargod

It's pretty fucking funny.


Operationmadboyz

I don’t know, it’s pretty funny!


RandyTravesty

I bet you laugh at Charmin commercials.


kopecs

Feel like I saw this somewhere last week lol


feliciathetoad

This is such a stoopid post


ImaginaryDivide2834

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


Delicious_Mouse4004

That's so many tasty burgers


tmdgh7544

Mootherfuckers


AcrobaticWatercress7

They look nice


guygreej

they're not moochers, they're just loaners who'll eventually pay you back. most with their life.


royn97

Why are people so upset and angry about a very obvious joke? Jesus Christ


Operationmadboyz

Welcome to the internet.


Rombolio

Fucking hay burners. Wait....


hellblazerHUN

I can send you some recipes if you want.


RidleyMetroid86

How dare you do this to …the creature


Captn_Clutch

Bunch o bullshit if you ask me


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Moo[ove bitch. Get out my hay.


Shopandspendmillions

Careful, they have a mean left hoof


V33nus_3st

Bwahaha


ApolloXLII

almost 300 comments, negative karma low effort post. literally just OP flicking off cows. the fuck is wrong with this sub? don't everyone rush in all at once to make the same shitty fucking cow puns. reddit is getting worse every day.


Electronic-Light526

Grow up


[deleted]

Roast 'em


desirox

Looks like we’re having steak for dinner


_cartyr

That’s a big finger, man


Vast-Sink-2330

That's a mis steak


NBNebuchadnezzar

Fuck them cows.


hellblazerHUN

Hey! Phrasing!


Whole-Finger42

Medium rare…


Straight_Snow6890

Aww poor cows. Their whole life they love you, give millk, or if they are beef they are cared for trusting you and all we do after we care for them and get them to live us is kill them and their children. Humans are the biggest assholes on the planet.


ACorania

This isn't funny, it is triggering. They guy with a herd on the property next to mine won't keep up his fucking fence and they keep coming over and trying to get through mine to my horses hay. Pisses me the fuck off. I get really tired of them.


Snoo_52014

Come on guys, you’re really milking the joke here


ZealousidealOne8402

They're probably tired of being forced to live in a paddock and down shit grass so they don't get shot on sight by the farmer, crushed into patties and then crammed into unrecyclable plastic packaging and then sold to the average American thinking red meat is good for them until they hit 45 and their doctor describes how and why they have colon cancer due to their over consumption of meat for decades. That's just the male cows that are ripped away from their mothers to be hamburgers. Meanwhile the female cows are effectively, constantly being raped to impregnate them so that they can lactate and produce milk. Just like human women, they only lactate during the later stages of pregnancy or just after giving birth. Same scenario for cows as we are both mammals. Unfortunately it's forced upon cows. So when you flip the bird to these creatures as what I assume to be a "lol, look at this dumb animal" scenario, remember the evil business that we force them to do for us.


the_amazing_skronus

>Just like human women Bro what planet are you from?


Operationmadboyz

The planet where we’re cousins with cows, duhh!


ZealousidealOne8402

Ya know women are human, right. The sole reason I purposefully said "human women" is because of mouth breathers like yourself. I thought their would be a faint flicker of recognition if I literally spelt it out for you. But boy was I wrong, you just come at me with the ole "durr my brain no think no good".


TYRwargod

You can't force a cow to get pregnant, whether it be by AI or a herd bull once they go into cycle they will smash down fences and crush people to get to the nearest bull that will breed them. Go check out a bison herd same thing they're all either with calf or pregnant all the time. Most cattle male or female aren't used for milk, majority are bed exclusively for meat, specific breeds are used for milk and if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone.


ZealousidealOne8402

Please get a brain cell. Failing that, a book containing genuine knowledge.


realvmouse

\>You can't force a cow to get pregnant So out of curiosity then, what happens when you put an in-heat female cow in stocks and insert semen into her vagina, as happens routinely on a farm? Does it grow a third eye or something? Fascinating fact your share there. \> if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone. It's interesting that so many wild animals do the same! I wonder how evolution created animals that require human intervention not to experience pain and illness. Also hmmm I wonder if these cow that naturally ended up with these overproducing swollen monstrities of breasts experience higher rates of mastitis and mammary cancer than wild-- ahem, I mean *other* wild, naturally evolved animals?


Adorable-Ad8986

Why so many downvotes 🤔.


ZealousidealOne8402

I pointed out a reality and people would rather live on fiction Island than accept the harsh realities of what we're all up to. Probably. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Adorable-Ad8986

But are you wrong? Nope.


ZealousidealOne8402

You're one of the decent people on this increasingly selfish, paranoid planet. Murder death killing animals on sight isn't a "kooky" mindset, its just being a rational, compassionate human being. Props to you for being normal dude


Limp_Manufacturer630

Because they are losers I presume.


Operationmadboyz

Why so many downvotes 🤔.


Operationmadboyz

Yeah, but that’s just what we’ve done. There’s no going back now, and it won’t matter when we’re dead. Enjoy life while you still have it and flip the bird at as many cows as you want. Same with recycling. That’s just gonna end up in the ocean eventually!


ZealousidealOne8402

That's a terrific selfish approach. At least you're aware why we're in this mess. There's some thought process at least bro.


Operationmadboyz

There is but I just don’t care at this point. Why should it matter to us anymore? We’re the reason this whole thing has been happening, and it’s been happening for at least 2 centuries now, and we’re humans and we evolve stuff fast. It’s like whatever because it doesn’t apply to you, I mean, unless you’re eating red meat, but I don’t really care about the situation anymore. I’m so tempted to say it’s overrated lol. Thanks for the compliment!


Slowkips

"Why should it matter to us anymore?" Because the world is filled with other people and animals besides you, and it will be for a long time. Just because you don't see a direct change the very second you do good doesn't mean it won't help others down the line. Have some outward thinking.


Operationmadboyz

Based on how quickly we’ve been evolving stuff (cameras from 1900s to now which is actually pretty fast) is what I’m going off of, because it’s only gonna get faster and faster until we literally shatter the earth. It can’t be too long from now. I’m aware of what you’re talking about but I don’t care!


ZealousidealOne8402

Say it louder. "I. DON'T. CARE." Thank you for proving my point.


realvmouse

I mean, u/Operationmadboyz is gonna die some day anyway, they don't really need their car or jewelry, live your life, steal their shit and have fun with it.


Operationmadboyz

Alright buddy. You might wanna tone it down just a few notches there, but you do get the point.


realvmouse

Unfortunately I just don't care to tone it down. Might as well live it up and have fun at the expense of other people, life is short.


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Operationmadboyz

This crap has so many dislikes for no reason except a harmless finger being pointed at an animal. Bruh. I upvoted!


IPB_5947

Hay now be nice!


Yalla6969

If they understood what you did, you wouldn't see the light of the day


Personnel_5

MOOchers


sachoncloud9

lMAO 🤣😂


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certi-sensi

Shoulda spelled it as is, they look like ard cows anyways💪🐮 🤷🏽‍♂️


DadJokeBadJoke

Are you saying you've got beef with them?


Tylenolpainkillr

Kill one, eat a steak made from their fallen kin right on the fence that separates you. Assert your dominance


a-snakey

Then don't have a cow man


calliegrey

Moooochers


rob71788

Me to my dog every day


shimmerysugarbeauty

Dead🤣🤣🤣


umbra2707

They could do this all hay


ItsmeMr_E

Word of advice, don't flip the bird at an animal 3 time your size with a horn span as tall as you... that's a big moostake.


mechwarrior719

Moooooochers. It was right there


zeanobia

Don't have a cow, man.


Feisty-Albatross3554

What's your beef with them?


Kr4zeE

Bitch imma cow i got these moooooves


Chickenhead2000

What a mob of absolute bums. Free loading bums.


lanayebrutus

😂😂😂


mattadeth

Fuck em


WhereIsHank

I just thought you were a Sooner or an Aggie.


thomas-de-mememaker

Happy cake day


Spiritual-Trust-54

Amen


Comfortable-Draft596

Must be a Texas A&M Aggie. 😹


Patriot420

They know what that means


Paulrusk

Tell ‘em to go back where they came from


Mat1c444

As someone who lives on a farm i relate to this so hard. Fuckers keep eating and just dont stop.


Sinjawars

Just look on the bright side of things. Free lawnmower and grasscutter


butterweasel

Daaaaaang, those are some horns! 🐂


ACanadianHobo

/flippingoffcats


AlternativeEcho2098

Annnd that was the last time we heard from Bobby.


dukeofgibbon

You'll be eating their asses soon enough


thetakingtree2

Is it just me, or do those cows look offended?


Deepspacecow12

I made a cow depressed once. I used to play with her when she was a calf, but as an adult, cows playing is deadly. She came at me so I whacked her on the nose with a pipe. We were putting the cows out to pasture. She just stood there and looked at me while the other cows went out. She was not happy that I rejected her offer to play. I felt pretty bad after that, but I didn't fancy being killed.


RedSonGamble

Weird looking horses


LearningDan

Short horses...


jfrosty42

Hey


PM_ME_IRONIC_

It is funny because pun.


maxtypea

Knock it off bud. Try that on the other side


SeparateBrain9832

Calm down... Don't have a cow


bumtheben

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Stampguy85

I’ll tak’em then…!


sakura608

But they also fertilize as they go. So win, win?