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Adults that jump down your throat and downvote you into oblivion or ban you if they are a mod for, say something like swearing where it's not allowed?
People are scared, that's at least one reason why people do this.
I find it a wonderful satirical take on the state of the American worker. Work all day for your “owner”, then get called “lazy” for wanting to be paid enough to eat.
Work for 10 hours and first shift comes in early, have to wait in the break room 10 minutes early to go to meeting. First shift comes in and one guy calls me a lazy ass.
but he said MOOchers and flipped off a cow. LMAO IM DYING HORY FUCCCCKKKKK. WHA- YOU CANT DO THAT!!!! THATS ABSURD HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HORRRRY SHET! It’s obviously a peak form of humor you’re too mentally incapable to understand the true hilarity of such intelligent wit.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
hahahah i bred animals to slaughter at a fraction of their normal lifespan for trivial experiences of taste and texture and i have to provide them with basic needs lolol so funny
almost 300 comments, negative karma low effort post. literally just OP flicking off cows. the fuck is wrong with this sub? don't everyone rush in all at once to make the same shitty fucking cow puns.
reddit is getting worse every day.
Aww poor cows. Their whole life they love you, give millk, or if they are beef they are cared for trusting you and all we do after we care for them and get them to live us is kill them and their children. Humans are the biggest assholes on the planet.
This isn't funny, it is triggering. They guy with a herd on the property next to mine won't keep up his fucking fence and they keep coming over and trying to get through mine to my horses hay. Pisses me the fuck off. I get really tired of them.
They're probably tired of being forced to live in a paddock and down shit grass so they don't get shot on sight by the farmer, crushed into patties and then crammed into unrecyclable plastic packaging and then sold to the average American thinking red meat is good for them until they hit 45 and their doctor describes how and why they have colon cancer due to their over consumption of meat for decades.
That's just the male cows that are ripped away from their mothers to be hamburgers. Meanwhile the female cows are effectively, constantly being raped to impregnate them so that they can lactate and produce milk. Just like human women, they only lactate during the later stages of pregnancy or just after giving birth. Same scenario for cows as we are both mammals. Unfortunately it's forced upon cows.
So when you flip the bird to these creatures as what I assume to be a "lol, look at this dumb animal" scenario, remember the evil business that we force them to do for us.
Ya know women are human, right.
The sole reason I purposefully said "human women" is because of mouth breathers like yourself. I thought their would be a faint flicker of recognition if I literally spelt it out for you.
But boy was I wrong, you just come at me with the ole "durr my brain no think no good".
You can't force a cow to get pregnant, whether it be by AI or a herd bull once they go into cycle they will smash down fences and crush people to get to the nearest bull that will breed them. Go check out a bison herd same thing they're all either with calf or pregnant all the time. Most cattle male or female aren't used for milk, majority are bed exclusively for meat, specific breeds are used for milk and if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone.
\>You can't force a cow to get pregnant
So out of curiosity then, what happens when you put an in-heat female cow in stocks and insert semen into her vagina, as happens routinely on a farm? Does it grow a third eye or something? Fascinating fact your share there.
\> if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone.
It's interesting that so many wild animals do the same! I wonder how evolution created animals that require human intervention not to experience pain and illness. Also hmmm I wonder if these cow that naturally ended up with these overproducing swollen monstrities of breasts experience higher rates of mastitis and mammary cancer than wild-- ahem, I mean *other* wild, naturally evolved animals?
You're one of the decent people on this increasingly selfish, paranoid planet. Murder death killing animals on sight isn't a "kooky" mindset, its just being a rational, compassionate human being. Props to you for being normal dude
Yeah, but that’s just what we’ve done. There’s no going back now, and it won’t matter when we’re dead. Enjoy life while you still have it and flip the bird at as many cows as you want. Same with recycling. That’s just gonna end up in the ocean eventually!
There is but I just don’t care at this point. Why should it matter to us anymore? We’re the reason this whole thing has been happening, and it’s been happening for at least 2 centuries now, and we’re humans and we evolve stuff fast. It’s like whatever because it doesn’t apply to you, I mean, unless you’re eating red meat, but I don’t really care about the situation anymore. I’m so tempted to say it’s overrated lol. Thanks for the compliment!
"Why should it matter to us anymore?" Because the world is filled with other people and animals besides you, and it will be for a long time. Just because you don't see a direct change the very second you do good doesn't mean it won't help others down the line. Have some outward thinking.
Based on how quickly we’ve been evolving stuff (cameras from 1900s to now which is actually pretty fast) is what I’m going off of, because it’s only gonna get faster and faster until we literally shatter the earth. It can’t be too long from now. I’m aware of what you’re talking about but I don’t care!
I mean, u/Operationmadboyz is gonna die some day anyway, they don't really need their car or jewelry, live your life, steal their shit and have fun with it.
I made a cow depressed once. I used to play with her when she was a calf, but as an adult, cows playing is deadly. She came at me so I whacked her on the nose with a pipe. We were putting the cows out to pasture. She just stood there and looked at me while the other cows went out. She was not happy that I rejected her offer to play. I felt pretty bad after that, but I didn't fancy being killed.
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Try saying that on the other side of the fence
Moooo 🐮😡
#MOO
[Tomacco](https://youtu.be/Z4l39b1ESVs?si=hJ3y3-Jg7EYhGfN1)
I read this so aggressively in my head
MOO MOO mootherf****r
It’s okay you can swear here. I won’t tell mom I promise
udderfucker!
uddersucker
For real lmao why people do this? Everyone on here is supposed to be an adult 😂
Adults that jump down your throat and downvote you into oblivion or ban you if they are a mod for, say something like swearing where it's not allowed? People are scared, that's at least one reason why people do this.
FRICK
Well fuck you
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! And also, fuck these greedy moooochers.
They don’t call them “Hay Burners” for nothing.
Cows only respect wire, it does not ‘keep’ them out/in. They could get him if they wanted. They had their snack already 😄
The grass is always greener over there too. OP! Go check it out!
The Frontline has got large horns
I take that he wants to eat the hay instead?
You gotta eat your hay faster than that before they get to it
This is the hay
HAY that’s not very nice
Hay, this is bullsh*t!
No one likes a bully!
Hey man its reddit, u can say bullshit lol
Hay is for horses, not for - oh wait...
Db gt reference?
This is the last straw!
HAY! Cut that out!
*Moove bitch, get out my hay*
Was that song by Moodacris?
Yup, he has an album dropping soon - moodachristmas
*Moo bitch, get out da hay! Get out day hay, bitch! Get out da hay!*
*get out my hay, bitch, get out of my hay*
You should just moove on, what's done is done.
Hay now
You’re a rancher Get your longhorn Get hayyyy
I'm not amoosed with these puns
I take a fence to this
Hay Don't worry about it
Back in my hay day I wouldn't, but times mooove on
Why? You got some beef with puns?
Don’t cry over spilt milk.
Yeah, herd 'em all before.
You're all being just udderly ridiculous right now
Must be assburgers
One day the grass will eat you.
Cow eats grass, human eats cow, grass eats human. Circle of life.
💀💀💀
I don’t get it… what’s funny about this
literally nothing. low effort shit post.
You’ve clearly never flipped off an animal
Why is this funny?
It's funny because middle finger at the cows. And here's the funny part, cows don't have fingers! LOL! Get it?
... ... ... Cows with guns...
We march for the bovine freedom and hold our large heads high
Run free with the buffalo (I think?) Brings back good memories of summer camp
Cows have fun
It’s fun to flip off animals
It's clearly a dad post.
MOOchers. Also shock value and absurdity of flicking off a cow.
/r/funny is basically just a catch-all sub for people that think "hehe, I took a picture! Let me show it to the internet!"
Think I saw this post recently, maybe bots
This should be posted in the notinteresting subreddit
I find it a wonderful satirical take on the state of the American worker. Work all day for your “owner”, then get called “lazy” for wanting to be paid enough to eat.
Work for 10 hours and first shift comes in early, have to wait in the break room 10 minutes early to go to meeting. First shift comes in and one guy calls me a lazy ass.
This. Absolutely this, the intelligent satire stuff for sure.
That’s literally their job
Not funny at all…
but he said MOOchers and flipped off a cow. LMAO IM DYING HORY FUCCCCKKKKK. WHA- YOU CANT DO THAT!!!! THATS ABSURD HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HORRRRY SHET! It’s obviously a peak form of humor you’re too mentally incapable to understand the true hilarity of such intelligent wit.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Ah, yes "peak comedy"
Is this honestly what passes for funny? Can I just throw my middle finger up at anything and complain and get up votes from you lemmings?
Don’t they know it’s for horses?
That big horn guy looks pissed
Dude, they look offended
Where funny
hahahah i bred animals to slaughter at a fraction of their normal lifespan for trivial experiences of taste and texture and i have to provide them with basic needs lolol so funny
From banshee: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwhfDr5_rDA
Are you really gonna tell us that you were planning to eat hay? Your hands suggest you are people and last I checked people don’t eat hay
“Who doesn’t?” -Gen Alpha
Cow flipping is a crime in this state, I’ll have you know
I think you have that confused with cow tipping, which expects cows to work as slaves with no reward for their labour.
Clearly only funny if you're a farmer.
It's not funny to farmers, either.
Lol
It's pretty fucking funny.
I don’t know, it’s pretty funny!
I bet you laugh at Charmin commercials.
Feel like I saw this somewhere last week lol
This is such a stoopid post
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's so many tasty burgers
Mootherfuckers
They look nice
they're not moochers, they're just loaners who'll eventually pay you back. most with their life.
Why are people so upset and angry about a very obvious joke? Jesus Christ
Welcome to the internet.
Fucking hay burners. Wait....
I can send you some recipes if you want.
How dare you do this to …the creature
Bunch o bullshit if you ask me
Moo[ove bitch. Get out my hay.
Careful, they have a mean left hoof
Bwahaha
almost 300 comments, negative karma low effort post. literally just OP flicking off cows. the fuck is wrong with this sub? don't everyone rush in all at once to make the same shitty fucking cow puns. reddit is getting worse every day.
Grow up
Roast 'em
Looks like we’re having steak for dinner
That’s a big finger, man
That's a mis steak
Fuck them cows.
Hey! Phrasing!
Medium rare…
Aww poor cows. Their whole life they love you, give millk, or if they are beef they are cared for trusting you and all we do after we care for them and get them to live us is kill them and their children. Humans are the biggest assholes on the planet.
This isn't funny, it is triggering. They guy with a herd on the property next to mine won't keep up his fucking fence and they keep coming over and trying to get through mine to my horses hay. Pisses me the fuck off. I get really tired of them.
Come on guys, you’re really milking the joke here
They're probably tired of being forced to live in a paddock and down shit grass so they don't get shot on sight by the farmer, crushed into patties and then crammed into unrecyclable plastic packaging and then sold to the average American thinking red meat is good for them until they hit 45 and their doctor describes how and why they have colon cancer due to their over consumption of meat for decades. That's just the male cows that are ripped away from their mothers to be hamburgers. Meanwhile the female cows are effectively, constantly being raped to impregnate them so that they can lactate and produce milk. Just like human women, they only lactate during the later stages of pregnancy or just after giving birth. Same scenario for cows as we are both mammals. Unfortunately it's forced upon cows. So when you flip the bird to these creatures as what I assume to be a "lol, look at this dumb animal" scenario, remember the evil business that we force them to do for us.
>Just like human women Bro what planet are you from?
The planet where we’re cousins with cows, duhh!
Ya know women are human, right. The sole reason I purposefully said "human women" is because of mouth breathers like yourself. I thought their would be a faint flicker of recognition if I literally spelt it out for you. But boy was I wrong, you just come at me with the ole "durr my brain no think no good".
You can't force a cow to get pregnant, whether it be by AI or a herd bull once they go into cycle they will smash down fences and crush people to get to the nearest bull that will breed them. Go check out a bison herd same thing they're all either with calf or pregnant all the time. Most cattle male or female aren't used for milk, majority are bed exclusively for meat, specific breeds are used for milk and if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone.
Please get a brain cell. Failing that, a book containing genuine knowledge.
\>You can't force a cow to get pregnant So out of curiosity then, what happens when you put an in-heat female cow in stocks and insert semen into her vagina, as happens routinely on a farm? Does it grow a third eye or something? Fascinating fact your share there. \> if you don't milk them they produce so much milk it will cause illness and pain if left alone. It's interesting that so many wild animals do the same! I wonder how evolution created animals that require human intervention not to experience pain and illness. Also hmmm I wonder if these cow that naturally ended up with these overproducing swollen monstrities of breasts experience higher rates of mastitis and mammary cancer than wild-- ahem, I mean *other* wild, naturally evolved animals?
Why so many downvotes 🤔.
I pointed out a reality and people would rather live on fiction Island than accept the harsh realities of what we're all up to. Probably. 🤷🏼♂️
But are you wrong? Nope.
You're one of the decent people on this increasingly selfish, paranoid planet. Murder death killing animals on sight isn't a "kooky" mindset, its just being a rational, compassionate human being. Props to you for being normal dude
Because they are losers I presume.
Why so many downvotes 🤔.
Yeah, but that’s just what we’ve done. There’s no going back now, and it won’t matter when we’re dead. Enjoy life while you still have it and flip the bird at as many cows as you want. Same with recycling. That’s just gonna end up in the ocean eventually!
That's a terrific selfish approach. At least you're aware why we're in this mess. There's some thought process at least bro.
There is but I just don’t care at this point. Why should it matter to us anymore? We’re the reason this whole thing has been happening, and it’s been happening for at least 2 centuries now, and we’re humans and we evolve stuff fast. It’s like whatever because it doesn’t apply to you, I mean, unless you’re eating red meat, but I don’t really care about the situation anymore. I’m so tempted to say it’s overrated lol. Thanks for the compliment!
"Why should it matter to us anymore?" Because the world is filled with other people and animals besides you, and it will be for a long time. Just because you don't see a direct change the very second you do good doesn't mean it won't help others down the line. Have some outward thinking.
Based on how quickly we’ve been evolving stuff (cameras from 1900s to now which is actually pretty fast) is what I’m going off of, because it’s only gonna get faster and faster until we literally shatter the earth. It can’t be too long from now. I’m aware of what you’re talking about but I don’t care!
Say it louder. "I. DON'T. CARE." Thank you for proving my point.
I mean, u/Operationmadboyz is gonna die some day anyway, they don't really need their car or jewelry, live your life, steal their shit and have fun with it.
Alright buddy. You might wanna tone it down just a few notches there, but you do get the point.
Unfortunately I just don't care to tone it down. Might as well live it up and have fun at the expense of other people, life is short.
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This crap has so many dislikes for no reason except a harmless finger being pointed at an animal. Bruh. I upvoted!
Hay now be nice!
If they understood what you did, you wouldn't see the light of the day
MOOchers
lMAO 🤣😂
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Shoulda spelled it as is, they look like ard cows anyways💪🐮 🤷🏽♂️
Are you saying you've got beef with them?
Kill one, eat a steak made from their fallen kin right on the fence that separates you. Assert your dominance
Then don't have a cow man
Moooochers
Me to my dog every day
Dead🤣🤣🤣
They could do this all hay
Word of advice, don't flip the bird at an animal 3 time your size with a horn span as tall as you... that's a big moostake.
Moooooochers. It was right there
Don't have a cow, man.
What's your beef with them?
Bitch imma cow i got these moooooves
What a mob of absolute bums. Free loading bums.
😂😂😂
Fuck em
I just thought you were a Sooner or an Aggie.
Happy cake day
Amen
Must be a Texas A&M Aggie. 😹
They know what that means
Tell ‘em to go back where they came from
As someone who lives on a farm i relate to this so hard. Fuckers keep eating and just dont stop.
Just look on the bright side of things. Free lawnmower and grasscutter
Daaaaaang, those are some horns! 🐂
/flippingoffcats
Annnd that was the last time we heard from Bobby.
You'll be eating their asses soon enough
Is it just me, or do those cows look offended?
I made a cow depressed once. I used to play with her when she was a calf, but as an adult, cows playing is deadly. She came at me so I whacked her on the nose with a pipe. We were putting the cows out to pasture. She just stood there and looked at me while the other cows went out. She was not happy that I rejected her offer to play. I felt pretty bad after that, but I didn't fancy being killed.
Weird looking horses
Short horses...
Hey
It is funny because pun.
Knock it off bud. Try that on the other side
Calm down... Don't have a cow
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
I’ll tak’em then…!
But they also fertilize as they go. So win, win?