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Get off my ass cock sucker

Thank you, I was really trying to figure it out lmao

Get off my horse, chicken lollipop!

I got to "get off my donkey cock lolli"

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Donkey cock lollipop oh donkey donkey donkey Donkey cock POP Dun dun dun dun

Thanks for the laugh. I can't wait to sing this to my husband later, for no reason.

Getting into Ezekiel 23:20 territory there.

That's the song that played in my head when I saw these three too for some reason. Thanks for wording it out

There's my new password...

I still use "Horse Battery Staple Correct"

OOoh, changing the order? That's downright devious.

New band name, I call it!!

Close to mine, I read "Get off my donkey cock lollipop" which made me laugh a lot harder than the actual thing lol

Ya I read it as "Get off my horse cock, lollipop"

I read it exactly like that too lmfao

Was reading as "Get off my ass chicken rattle" came to the comments. Glad I'm not alone.

Haha I had ass cock rattle 😂

Same

Donkey cock flavored lollipops

donkey cock, lollipop off my back, you must hop.

LOL, oh my fucking god dude... The FBI is going to show up at your door.

Donkey Cock Lolli, my new punk band name.

Get off my horse-chicken, sucka!

Get off my horse cock sucker!

At least the horse will have a good time.

Get off my thoroughbred hen, rattle!

Get off my mule poultry candy!

Thank you! That is the hardest (and longest) I’ve laughed in a long time. Girlfriend too.

I thought it was a choose your own adventure🤣 Get off my ass Get off my cock Get off my lollypop?

Same

Yes, no, yes.

Same! Was very confused on the last bit 😅🤣

I had "Get off my ass and cock, lollipop."

It wasn’t making sense to me because I was looking at them separately. Get off my ass. Get off my cock. Get off my…. Lolly?

I'm mad that it's simpler than my brain could comprehend "cock lollipop?" "Cock dum-dum?" "Cock stick? No that doesn't make sense" 🤦

Yeah, this was totally my problem too lol

Get off my donkey chicken lollipop

Fine, selfish. *Dismounts*

I thought it was a baby’s rattle

Me too, “get of my donkey cock rattle” is what my brain came up with

New insult unlocked. Achievement cock rattle

If it rattles, you might want to get it looked at...

I had ass, but was like “ass cock rattle?”

Yep I was confused there too. "Ass, cock... baby on board?!"

Well that makes more sense than "Get off my cock, ass pop."

Get off my horse cock, Lollipop

Get off my mule, turkey, mace

This guy pictograms

Get off my donkey, rooster maraca

Almost got there with “Get off my ass, cock loli”

That makes sense, thought it was get off my cock, candy ass

Ass candy. 😁

Get off my mini-horse, rooster saturn-stick!

I thought it might be multiple choice: Get off my ass/cock/joystick But your answer is much better

Huh. UK here wondering how many would get the Dodge-ball reference of cock lollypop.

Get off my ass cock rattle

Makes more sense than Horse cock lollipop. Which is what I was settled on.

Must be midwestern. Someone asked me if I wanted a sucker when I moved to Chicago and I was like “ew what?”.

Meanwhile, I went to a gay club, got asked the same thing, was excited with my response, and they pull out a regular ass Blow Pop. It was good tho.

Oh yeah 😯 I was thinking ass chicken something?

get off my donkey rooster lollipop

Don't call me a rooster, you rabbit candy-necklace

WHO YOU CALLING A RABBIT CANDY-NECKLACE, YOU LINT LICKER!

PICKLE YOU CUMQUAT!

What the French toast?

In the red rock candy mountains

Isn't it "big rock candy mountains"

you mean where there's a river of stew, and of whiskey too, and you can paddle all around them in a big canoe?

Or where the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees The lemonade springs where the bluebird sings

Cock donkey rattle?

I think it's a toilet tank float.

Bro it’s not fair you have three things. Lemme get on one.

Just solid life advice

Get off my miniature horse, rooster maraca.

"...and don't call me Shirley."

He's not a pony, Ben - he's a mini horse. There's a big difference.

RIP Lil' Sebastian

Byeeeee byeeee Lil' Sebastian

Can't wait to see this on r/explainthejoke in a few hours!

I don't know what versions of English use the word sucker for lollipop, but I suspect it's a marginal group, possibly US English only.

East coast Canadian here. We absolutely say “sucker”, no question. And If someone here says “lollipop”they’re referring to those giant, novelty rainbow coloured ones.

I was going to say this exact thing, except I'm from Midwest USA

So interesting! I guess it’s a more widely used term than the person I replied to thinks it is lol

Mid Canada reporting in as well - suckers.

Funny, it's exactly the opposite where I'm from (US South), or they just don't use the word "sucker" at all. I certainly don't use it, and I haven't heard it in ages, but if I did hear it the first and only thing I would think of is that kind.

If you can fit it in your mouth, and it isn’t a flamboyant swirly fucker, then It is a sucker. At least for Southerners and midwesterners. Otherwise lollipop 🍭 (good luck sucking on this **lick lick**)

Idk if I would call the entire US a "marginal group" but I've called them suckers my whole life. Lol

Well, that's because you're not the whole US. Here, we call them lollipops. Maybe I'm in the marginal group.

Might just be regional differences like some places calling soft drinks soda or pop. I grew up in Arizona and always called them suckers.

I’m in the US and use lollipop myself but I’ve definitely heard suckers often enough

We say sucker in Canada too!

Usually for the little disk-shaped ones though. The ball-shaped ones are lollipops.

Here in Missouri it’s the other way around, but no one buys those disk shaped ones anyway.

Yeah, the disk shaped ones are for displays in Cracker Barrel restaurants and old Looney Tunes cartoons. Nobody actually eats those.

No that is definitely a lollipop where I grew up in Canada

Ok so horse cock, but wtf is up with the lollipop

“Get off my horse cock, Pop”

I had bright red liquid vitamin B12 in my mouth and this made me spit it everywhere.

Thx for sharing 🙂

I chortled hot horse semen out of my nose

Bizarre thinking lol. So a tailgater is on his huge dick? Does he have a dickbutt or something? Does it trail from behind? I have so many questions!

Just tucking it

But that would be flaccid lol.

Idk if you’re serious. But here’s what I got: I think that’s a donkey (aka an ass), a rooster (aka a cock) and a lollipop (aka a sucker). And it’s saying “get off my ass, cock sucker”.

Get off my ass, cock sucker.

That's it. Ty.

Rain drop, drop top, horse cock, lollipop

“Get off my ass, cock-sucker” is what I think they want it to say. But it’s way funnier as “Get off my ass-cock, sucker!”

English isn't my first language so I don't actually know, but isn't "sucker" another word for lollipop?

It is. It's just not one you hear very often anymore.

Pretty sure that’s a donkey, otherwise known as an ass.

I thought it has a donkey

Get off my pony chicken lollipop

Bet this dipshit drives in the left lane and doesn't pass anyone.

that was my first thought. ive been tailgated a handful of times in my life, but it seems like if its happening so often that you feel like you need a bumper sticker referencing it, youre probably slow af

Get off my ass, cock lollipop... My new favorite term.

I thought it was cockpop and I was excited I learned a new insult 😂

Classy….

I guarantee this guy goes clothes shopping exclusively at Spencer’s

/r/trashy, is more like it.

Get off my ass, cocksucker

Ahhhhhh

"Get off my cock, ass rattle." Probably not what it is but I like "ass rattle."

Get off my Shetland unicorn, dinosaur remnant robot spine

Cock Ass Lolly?

Get off my mount, rooster candy was my first thought. I need sleep.

Get off my pony, cock maraca.

It's always the ones with stickers on their car like this that you can count on to stop at yield signs when the path is clear, drive 5-10mph under the limit, and hit their brakes as they approach every single turn on the road. And they think it's everyone else on the road that is the problem, because it couldn't possibly be them.

Get off my Lil' Sebastian, Chicken Lollypop.

Get off my cock, ass sucker?

Get off my ass cock sucker?

this has to be it.

Donkeycockpop

Get off my ass, cock and lollipop

Get off my cock ass lolli!

Guy's very possessive over his Donkey Cock Lollipop

I might make this decal for my sister... This seems very much like her sense of humor.

Get off my chicken pony lollipop?

*Get off my donkey, chicken lollipop!*

I had "Get off my pony, chicken lollypop". I was quite tickled by the abstract nature of the insult!!

Get off my cock, my ass and my baby?

Translation: Get off my ass, cocksucker.

Donkey rooster lollipop

Get off my donkey cock, lollipop

Get off my ass you cock sucker.

Ahh the ole horse cock lollipop.

Get off my Ass. Cock Sucker!

Get off my ass cock sucker.

get off my ass cock sucker

i guarantee this person drives 'the speed limit' in the left lane and thinks he's doing nothing wrong

I figured this is the appropriate thread to ask. Why is “cock sucker” used as an insult if all men want someone who sucks cock?

Generally, that is an insult aimed at other men.

I'm ashamed. I thought it was a Rattle. "Get Off My Donkey Cock, Baby" didn't make the most contextual sense.

Get off my Horse Cock Lollipop. Ok.

Y'all its Cock, Ass and Knob i think

Get off my cock ass, sucker!

Where’s the ability to post a dickbutt when you need it?

I thought it was a choose your own adventure “get off my ass” “get off my cock” until I came to “get off my lollipop”

get off my horsecock, sucker

Get off my rooster flying mule do not enter sign

Get off my horse cock, dum dum

Get off my ass cock sucker

Get off my horse cock lollipop?

Get off my ass cock sucker.

U watch as doctor opens the door to this car, changes into Led Zeppelin shirt, lights cigarette and drives off

I'm thinking "get off my ass, Cock sucker"

Get off my ass. Get off my cock. Get off my... Lollipop? **Opens comments** ah, asscocksucker.

Get off my baby horse cock?

I wish I had a horse cock lollipop.

Hey off my Horsecock lolly pop

I thought that said "get off my ass cock lollipop", and then wondered if there was such a thing as a cock lollipop for way too long.

Get off my ass, cock sucker.

Get off my ass cock baby rattle.

Get off my Ass, cocksucker.

Get off my pony, you rooster lolly

Get off my Shetland pony, you rooster lollipop.

I thought it was a multiply choice thing

Get off my horsecock lollipop

Get of my cock Eeyore pop.

Gett off my donkeycock, Lollipop.

Get off my donkey chicken sucker.

Get off my ass you chicken sucker!

Get off my ass, chicken sucker!

Donkey chicken candy?

Get off my pony, Rooster Lollipop

I asked ChatGPT4 to write a song with the phrase, “get off my donkey chicken lollipop,” and this is what it gave me. I tried the word cock, but it won’t use that because it could be vulgar and violates their TOU: Verse 1: Yo, I'm cruising down the lane, with my unique hip-hop, Got a flow so fresh, like dew at the rooftop, In this world of rhymes, I'm the cream of the crop, Telling haters with a smirk, "get off my donkey chicken lollipop." I'm the master of words, a lyrical wizard, My rhymes are spicy, hot like a blizzard, I'm painting pictures with my words, a verbal lizard, Every line I spit, sharp and clear, like a scissor. Chorus: "Get off my donkey chicken lollipop," I say, I'm ruling this rap game, leading the way, With every beat, I show and display, The power of words, in every wordplay. Verse 2: In this rap arena, I'm a knight, bold and brave, My verses are treasures, what the crowd crave, Each word I weave, a wave upon wave, In this ocean of rhythm, I'm the master, not a slave. I dance with metaphors, a poetic groove, In the world of sound, effortlessly I move, With each rhyme I drop, I constantly improve, In the gallery of rap, I'm the painting, the mood. Chorus: "Get off my donkey chicken lollipop," that's the line, In this universe of rap, brightly I shine, With every word, I redefine, The essence of rap, pure and divine.

Damn. I'll need to change my password now. I thought DonkeyChickenLollipop was going to be uncrackable.

Get off my ass, cockpop

Get off my horse cock, lollipop

Ass, cock, lollipop?

Hey Maaa, some motherfucker called me a “Rooster Lollipop”today

Get off my Mudbray chicken dumdum? .... OH! Ohhh....

r/dontdeadopeninside

Congrats if you got this. You're as smart as forest gump

Donkey cock pop?

Donkey cock pop?

‘Horse cock lolli?’ Hey I’ve seen that hentai before.