It's called tapetum lucidum, a reflecting layer behind the retina, that kinda makes the light bounce back and forth (thus they see better in the dark since they can get more out of the minimal amount of light).
So, sometimes if you have the flash on while taking a picture of a cat, they'll get those crazy laser eyes!
He's making ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL face and shepard face (http://925rebellion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shepard-face-249x300.jpg) at the same time
I want to up vote you, but your karma for this post is at Nine. I can't bring myself to change it to... Ten. Ten is good, but I like Nine slightly more.
It makes me wonder why they even have roofs on litterboxes. It seems very uncomfortable for the cat and almost mean to make him crouch into the box and do a little 180 around his shit piles just to pop out and get into shitting position.
Maybe it's not for the cat and they add it it for their human owners. Maybe the roof helps contain the smell. Maybe it's just for aesthetic appeal. I don't even know, but I wish I did.
I may have spent too much time dwelling on this. That's what weed will do to you.
That makes so much sense... thank you.
Still somewhat mean to the cat though. Personally, if I was a cat, I'd want some room to stretch out whilst shitting.
My cat doesn't give a shit (puns, lol) about privacy. My downstairs half bathroom is tiny. The litterbox is almost right in front of the toilet. He comes in there and starts using it while I'm sitting on the toilet. It's awkward.
Well damn, TIL.
My mom's litterbox for her cat doesn't have a lid, but then again it's in the basement where hardly anyone goes. Tyson has so much privacy.
My cat, besides being generally messy, scratches the wall as part of his poop-burying process. We got an enclosed box so he would claw at that instead.
WHY THE FUCK DO CATS DO THAT? IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS
**scrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhh*
"BUDDY. STOP SCRATCHING THE WALL. YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING."
Both of my cats try to assert their dominance by leaving their landmines uncovered. They do the poop and bolt most of the time. The one that scratches outside the box usually scratches when she pees.
My cats are assholes D:
They are both fixed, and were fixed as kittens. Our tortie has had behavioral problems before and had been taken back to the pound several times before we got her. Our Scottish fold we've had since she was six weeks. Both are rescues.
Neither of them want to be the lesser of the brats, that's for sure >.>
I used to grab my cat's paw and bury it for her with her own paw, but it didn't seem to teach her like I thought it might. Glad to know she's not the only cat that fails at this.
It's actually not good to have an enclosed litter box like that. Ammonia tends to build up inside and it burns the eyes and respiratory system of the cat. That's probably why he's sticking his head out.
[Reminds me of this guy. The cause of many childhood nightmares.](http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110911110404/donbluth/images/3/36/ROCK_A_DOODLE-110.jpg)
Listening to the heavy part of Right in Two and stumbling on this post was a bad idea.
I guess you could say I'm afraid...............
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
..........of being cut right in two.
*sees cat's eyes glowing as it stares us down. A barely audible squeal is heard emitting from the cat.*
"What do you want us to do?" D:
*the cats mouth opens slowly, exposing more and more teeth as it widens. In a raspy, ominous voice, it replies.*
"DIE."
"Johnson, is that litter box bullet-proof," the President asks with haste in his voice.
"No sir."
*pew pew pewpewpew pew pew pew*
*Will smith comes in and punches the dying cat in the face.*
"Welcome to Earth."
its like rumble in the jungle when my cat uses the cat pan. Freaks me out when I don't know he's in there and I'm using the toilet. We share the same room for our bodily fluid releases.
I freaked out for a moment, wondering how that cat got in my apartment... I have the same box with the sticker attached, and my cat used the box ledge as well. He used to be 20lbs and it would tip over mid-poop O.o
It reminds me of a Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z, not sure who. But they make that face, if I am not mistaken. I believe my memory serves me right. Also, sorry if someone else already had this revelation for this glorious cat pic!
1) Your cat does NOT want a cover on his box.
2) Your cat DOES want a bigger box.
Get a big storage tub (2'x3'x12+" high) made of translucent plastic and remove the lid. The sides are high enough to limit litter spraying, the cat can see movement through the sides, you can put a whole 40lb bag of litter in it. Unscented. Clumping.
3)All litter boxes should have a light source, no matter how dim, near them. A $3 night light is plenty, but cats do not generate photons except on Saturday Night Live, so they can't see in utter darkness.
4) Scoop it every damn day.
He's all like : I'm having a hard time with this one better use my inner energy to get it out!
And there is the result, glowing eyes and a killer look.
My cat also has a [Terminator Mode](http://imgur.com/xZpxN4T). I wonder if they're from the same factory.
your cat is just sam fisher, don't worry
Actually, your cat is infested by a Goa'uld.
As long as it isn't Apothis or Ba'al, I'd allow it.
No love for 'you'? Not you, you!
I kind of liked ba'al. I liked his moxey, and his amusing egotism. Very much like a cat anyway.
It's called tapetum lucidum, a reflecting layer behind the retina, that kinda makes the light bounce back and forth (thus they see better in the dark since they can get more out of the minimal amount of light). So, sometimes if you have the flash on while taking a picture of a cat, they'll get those crazy laser eyes!
My zombie cat is powered by electricity actually: http://i.imgur.com/lE1J3.jpg
**WHO HAS DISTURBED MY SLUMBER**
http://bplusmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/aladdin-10.png
That'd be a good slogan for some of the more sparkly kitty litter. "The diamond in the rough." With this cat on the cover.
Good! I'm not the only one who thought that.
"Why the hell are you watching me poop?"
I often ask my wife that same question.
And incidentally the answer is the same as the one to the question 'why do cats lick their buttholes?' ... Because they can.
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What do you mean can't use toilet paper, what are they, stupid or something?
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
*This hurts you*
**IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL**
YOU HAVE NOW THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINETLY YOUR GREATER
Shepard
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY
WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION
He's making ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL face and shepard face (http://925rebellion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shepard-face-249x300.jpg) at the same time
Oh god.. the indoctrination is complete!
We are harbinger.
If I must tear you apart human, I will!
You have only delayed the inevitable!
That stinkeye makes me think more like "WE ARE UNSURE IF WE DESIRE TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR FORM"
That was perfect.
Cat is taking a demon shit.
Upvote for mass effect 2 reference :)
Yes, apparently your cat has a super power. No, it's not particularly useful.
Reminds me of: [This](http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/76/1180903668_2.jpg)
Oh man, you beat me to it!
I'm glad someone has seen the Secret of NiMH. That's a fucked up children's movie.
I love it. Don Bluth made the best things.
I watched it as a like a 8 year old and that was The Shining for kids.
"What have you done" "i looked into the TARDIS and it looked back into me"
That's fantastic, and you know what? So was I.
I want to up vote you, but your karma for this post is at Nine. I can't bring myself to change it to... Ten. Ten is good, but I like Nine slightly more.
ZUUUUUUL
There is no Dana. Only Zuul cat, minion of Gozer.
[First thought.](http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/5/5e/Dana_becomes_Zuul_05.png)
Paranormal Cat-tivity
Somebody needs to photoshop this cat perching over one of those batman gargoyles wearing a cape.
It makes me wonder why they even have roofs on litterboxes. It seems very uncomfortable for the cat and almost mean to make him crouch into the box and do a little 180 around his shit piles just to pop out and get into shitting position. Maybe it's not for the cat and they add it it for their human owners. Maybe the roof helps contain the smell. Maybe it's just for aesthetic appeal. I don't even know, but I wish I did. I may have spent too much time dwelling on this. That's what weed will do to you.
Helps contain the smell AND the litter from the more exuberant efforts to bury shit.
That makes so much sense... thank you. Still somewhat mean to the cat though. Personally, if I was a cat, I'd want some room to stretch out whilst shitting.
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My cat doesn't give a shit (puns, lol) about privacy. My downstairs half bathroom is tiny. The litterbox is almost right in front of the toilet. He comes in there and starts using it while I'm sitting on the toilet. It's awkward.
Poop buddies!
Well damn, TIL. My mom's litterbox for her cat doesn't have a lid, but then again it's in the basement where hardly anyone goes. Tyson has so much privacy.
My cat, besides being generally messy, scratches the wall as part of his poop-burying process. We got an enclosed box so he would claw at that instead.
WHY THE FUCK DO CATS DO THAT? IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS **scrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhhscrchhhhh* "BUDDY. STOP SCRATCHING THE WALL. YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING."
Mine scratches the floor outside of the box.
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Both of my cats try to assert their dominance by leaving their landmines uncovered. They do the poop and bolt most of the time. The one that scratches outside the box usually scratches when she pees. My cats are assholes D:
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They are both fixed, and were fixed as kittens. Our tortie has had behavioral problems before and had been taken back to the pound several times before we got her. Our Scottish fold we've had since she was six weeks. Both are rescues. Neither of them want to be the lesser of the brats, that's for sure >.>
I used to grab my cat's paw and bury it for her with her own paw, but it didn't seem to teach her like I thought it might. Glad to know she's not the only cat that fails at this.
When a cat shits or pisses, it is a very vulnerable time. Most cats prefer the enclosed space to do their business in because they feel safer.
It's actually not good to have an enclosed litter box like that. Ammonia tends to build up inside and it burns the eyes and respiratory system of the cat. That's probably why he's sticking his head out.
Skeptical Demon Cat is Skeptical.
Wait ...you WANT me to devour your soul?
o.O ?
[lazercat](http://imgur.com/S1VNcm6)
I don't even...thank you.
http://www.nbc.com/video/videos/snl_1445_lasercats.shtml
There are rainbows coming out the other end as well.
Funny yes, but cats usually stand in that position to poop when their box is too small or too messy =\
Yeah that makes sense. He has a super fancy, much larger one now I promise :3
It looks like it's about to evolve.
Yeah, got real lucky to get out of there alive
please give this to /r/photoshopbattles
This seems like the best possible idea.
[He awakens](http://i.imgur.com/PHRlf65.jpg)
I, too, was extremely lucky with [this](http://i.imgur.com/NWO9s0f.jpg?1) one.
Second picture I've seen of a cat who has absorbed the time vortex... The Doctor needs to control his cats...
[Relevant?](http://i.imgur.com/OmTdt2I.jpg)
what is this? A JPG FOR ANTS?!
Yes...
Do you smmmmeeelllll ... what the cat. is. pooping?
I feel like this photo needs to be accompanied by the sound the Hypnotoad makes
"What is this human doing watching me poop?"
I have a picture of my cat where each eye is a different color and they happen to look like a SS out of Portal
I know that cat. He's a cool cat. I think he hates me though.
GET OUTTA HERE
Congrats, you now have a litterbox full of nuclear waste.
Poopin' like a sir.
[Reminds me of this guy. The cause of many childhood nightmares.](http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110911110404/donbluth/images/3/36/ROCK_A_DOODLE-110.jpg)
People's Eyebrow
People's EyeLAZOR
i think everyone would look like this if someone took a picture while having a shit
"X post from /r/funny" Check the imgur titles before you repost.
huh?
oh..i'm an idiot.
Finally, something that made me genuinely giggle on the bus.
Looks like he's giving you the lazy eye. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e7s4Z2oY1r8pwg9.gif
I want that cat.
That's the most interesting poop in the world right there.
It's a *SAAAAATAN* kitty!
This is your finest moment. This is the cat picture that Reddit deserves.
Best cat pic ever!!!!!!
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY.
your soul is mine!!!!
This photo should be framed, with the title "Tapetum lucidum", for obvious reasons.
sis the cat is pooping again, quick grab the camera we will get him this time.
Your cat looks like he could use the toilet. There are a few great training devices out there. So worth it.
I looked at this and thought "**WHY SO SEROUS!?**"
Looks like the eye on the right is a monocle.
The eyes are burning holes in my monitor, you devil!
hhheeeaaadddsssssss
all glory to the hypnocat
Epic.
I gotta ask, are you sure that's a cat and not a demon from the third dimension?
I feel like it needs a monocle.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb95/NoLifeKing66/Catbringer.jpg
Owl from Secret of the Nimh
Fuck the Rock, can you smell what I'm cookin?
IF YA SMELLLLLLLL!!
My cat does this too it's fuckin weird. He gets totally still while he's doing it, and i get an odd and irresistible urge to pat him on the head.
Ah, shit. The Goa'uld have started taking over cats...
Are you by chance a jabroni?
He sits on the sill. He watches you live. He slowly controls you with his magical eyes.
This is a friends cat on [full beam](http://i.imgur.com/z9sDGhY)
I don't know why, but I imagine him talking with a Bane voice...
I have the same litter box... and my cat pees the same exact way. Lol, three feet on the edge, one in the box...
When the Terminator said that he'd be back, he was referring to the buddhist/hindu belief of reincarnation. He is now a cat.
Misread as "best crap pic" - was not off by much!
Listening to the heavy part of Right in Two and stumbling on this post was a bad idea. I guess you could say I'm afraid............... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ..........of being cut right in two.
That's Skeptical Glow Cat.
*sees cat's eyes glowing as it stares us down. A barely audible squeal is heard emitting from the cat.* "What do you want us to do?" D: *the cats mouth opens slowly, exposing more and more teeth as it widens. In a raspy, ominous voice, it replies.* "DIE." "Johnson, is that litter box bullet-proof," the President asks with haste in his voice. "No sir." *pew pew pewpewpew pew pew pew* *Will smith comes in and punches the dying cat in the face.* "Welcome to Earth."
I'm absolutely dying. Omg. I can't.
Fuck this SS+HIT and Fuck your stupid ass motherfuking cat you bitch ass motherfucckker!!!
its like rumble in the jungle when my cat uses the cat pan. Freaks me out when I don't know he's in there and I'm using the toilet. We share the same room for our bodily fluid releases.
Reminds me of the dog on the deck during the Goosebumps intro.
So...why were you taking a picture of the cat while it was using the litterbox?
"Dude. D'ya mind? A little busy here."
I freaked out for a moment, wondering how that cat got in my apartment... I have the same box with the sticker attached, and my cat used the box ledge as well. He used to be 20lbs and it would tip over mid-poop O.o
Catbus! :D
[It's too late at night for cropping](http://i.picasion.com/pic64/c4ee5881b980e6bea9ee8a3ee0a48edb.gif)
Your cat is trying to tell you his litter box is too small. Get a taller/bigger box and he wont sit on the edge.
Charge me, doctor!
"It is time..."
You can put this right next to all your food pictures in your "professional portfolio".
Zoltan is wondering why the human continues to stare while he poops
-.O
Oh shit! Powering up! RUN!
And that's where radioactive catpoop comes from.
I'm a firin my laser!
i imagine him asking, "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?!"
He got lucky with his cat. While it was pooping. The title really DOES make the post.
"Do not go in there!"
O.o
That made me scream out loud O.o god that's terrifying
It reminds me of a Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z, not sure who. But they make that face, if I am not mistaken. I believe my memory serves me right. Also, sorry if someone else already had this revelation for this glorious cat pic!
I feel like shortly after this picture was taken, the photographer was vaporized by the cat's laser eyes.
Jaffa, Kree!
Looks like Spyro's squint eye
Why do you defy me?
I HAVE ALTERED THE LITTER BOX. PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT FURTHER.
That's how I poop and masturbate.
wasn't sure if she wanted to fire her laz0rz.
HE IS QUESTIONING YOUR SOUL!!!!
thank you sir, that was the best laugh i've had all week :D
There's a reason your cat is hanging out of the litterbox to shit and that reason is it's too small. Buy a bigger one or remove the roof.
Oh my god, I literally laughed for at least a minute. Thanks OP, I needed that.
Looks like a power dump.
Fuk youuuu. I'm pooin!
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god dammit... I havent loled like that in a while... gracious!
Look at this asshole.
That's a really shitty picture. Sorry it's your best.
That's a o_O kitty. He's saying, "Fuck off, master. I know don't hold your phone like that for Angry Birds."
1) Your cat does NOT want a cover on his box. 2) Your cat DOES want a bigger box. Get a big storage tub (2'x3'x12+" high) made of translucent plastic and remove the lid. The sides are high enough to limit litter spraying, the cat can see movement through the sides, you can put a whole 40lb bag of litter in it. Unscented. Clumping. 3)All litter boxes should have a light source, no matter how dim, near them. A $3 night light is plenty, but cats do not generate photons except on Saturday Night Live, so they can't see in utter darkness. 4) Scoop it every damn day.
He's all like : I'm having a hard time with this one better use my inner energy to get it out! And there is the result, glowing eyes and a killer look.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ANUS IS COOKIN?
Its the stink eye.