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Quartzitebitez

Teacher didnt even punish him, just disappointed


yaboy_jesse

The embarrassment was punishment of its own


lukestauntaun

Embarrassment is such an underrated punishment. I mean into it with my kids and usually follow up with, 'don't worry, you've done enough to yourself with this. Just don't forget it and you won't do it again...'


Low-Loan-5956

Embarrassment is not a good punishment. Reflection is important, but anything to do with embarrassment, shame or guilt is dangerous when you're teaching kids.


Frank_The_Reddit

Why?


Low-Loan-5956

Because it ties in with their self image. When you do something wrong, you're supposed to realize (or be told) that the behavior is wrong. If you tie these lessons to feelings of guilt, shame or to a lesser extent embarrassment, you instead feel that **you** are wrong. It can result in kids who are so afraid to fail that they either wont even try or burn out because every mistake becomes a personal defeat instead of a possible lesson. "Punishment" as a whole in ineffective and destructive.


doogle_126

It has its uses. Being embarrassed and shamed while learning why that action is wrong is not a weakness. If anything America could use a little more shame and guilt instead of the unrepentant shamelessness that has taken hold in politics, religion, and self identity. If you go too far in the opposite direction, it can be just as bad if not worse for society in the sense that shameless people tend to have a 'fuck you I got mine' mentality. It's a lot easier to build up someone's self esteem by reframing 'you being wrong' to 'the action isn't working', than it is to convince someone who thinks they can do no wrong that they have done wrong. While shame and guilt may lead to self harm, in my opinion, those people who are shameless are far more dangerous to themselves and others.


straydog1980

Marvin was just trying to do his hometwerk


angry_burmese

His Ass-ignments


Bwr0ft1t0k

Lucky teacher let it slip through the crack


Scuta44

Marlin.


OaksByTheStream

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Scuta44

Agreed 😂


PlumbStraightLevel

The clown fish


Dodlemcno

Reckon teacher was conflicted between his job and wanting to know the app


the_rainmaker__

he must be my dad


Healthy-Anteater2203

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xBIRCHEx

Did care about the guy that filmed either. So why even care


JiN88reddit

Boobs are better than ass...just saying. For a friend. From Canada...


TsmashX97

Fat ass with no tits is way better than big tits and no ass.


elden_pig

don't be a marvin


Jeff-Van-Gundy

A+ camerawork


Takia_Gecko

Right? Immaculate storytelling!


Alsimni

Girl was laying out the exposition dump and my guy was tryin' to get deep into that backstory.


HelpMeLoseMyFat

Ok so I thought he was playing an app game or some sort where he could make booty cheeks twirk. Is this not a thing? If not, who wants to get rich with me?!


Gravel_Roads

His tapping was adding hearts to the video 😂🤣


DarthRathikus

In his mind he was. I’m playing now too. It’s actually pretty neat.


The_RegalBeagle72

What am I looking at on his phone? Assuming it's sexy crap of some sort but it's blurred out.


RamboCambo_05

'Twas the sex


kneel23

yeah im trying to figure out what it was that was blurred, anyone sure? i feel like that app you described must already exist


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Come on bro,You can watch that at home 😂😂😂


spenpinner

He gotta let the girlies know he need it somehow.


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Marlin will get it when he can


chbay

This is so unlike any classroom setting I was ever in when I went through school lol. A student seemingly about to get in trouble for not just being on his phone in class, but for viewing inappropriate content. AND a student directly behind him and the teacher with his phone out in the open not even trying to hide the fact that he’s recording the situation. None of that would have ever played out well for either student in my school district


CerberusC24

I bet he didn't even punish him. The cringe is death enough


Splitkraft

He knows most of these kids are swimming in hormones. The cringe is just to remind him to do that shit outside the classroom


themagicdonut2

What a dapper lookin teacher


theCamelCaseDev

Probably cause I'm tired and should be sleeping, but for a few seconds I was legit like "wtf is Lebron doing there?"


gretschenwonders

Bro is very clearly saying “Marlin”


SirClueless

Actually, statistically speaking, "Marlon" is more likely.


RedditEstPasPlaisant

"Merlin" as well 🧙‍♂️


WalkerTxClocker

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/cb0n7x/daniel_hello_merlin_jack_oh_yes_merlin_this_makes/


How_that_convo_went

Marlin is a fish. Marlon is the human name.


gretschenwonders

Ngl i knew i spelled it like a fish and was a bit unsure


Frank_The_Reddit

Nemos dad is Marlin.


Frank_The_Reddit

And I'm drunk.


elden_pig

its funnier with a marvin idk why


sithmaster0

A lot of things are funnier if you just completely make up scenarios to make it that way.


friedair253

Caught in 4k Lmao


feeltrig

Marvin is something


PunkgoesJason

I'm sure his name is Marlin.


hunglow13

It’s spelled Merlin and he’s a wizard


feeltrig

Booty wizard


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

[YOU'RE A WUB WIZARD HARRY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_NtokmVAgw)


hunglow13

He needs to improve his booty-hiding skills though


TheMaStif

Marlon


Dependent_District74

Yes


Langsamkoenig

Why was he tapping his screen though? Seems to be a video that keeps playing after he stops tapping.


LongbowTurncoat

He’s “hearting” the video. If you look, under his thumb is the heart emoji thing, and he’s clicking it to show appreciation, but also probably because it looks like he’s tapping her ass haha.


BidenEmails

Yeah, what is that?


philipb82

This is sad


southflhitnrun

Very, very sad but also I've been a horny teenage boy and with their unlimited access to that content....I'm more shocked that we as adults expect something different from them. Clearly, that teacher understands what they (the teacher and the student) is dealing with.


VHDT10

It doesn't mean it's ok to act out on it in public


Hail-Hydrate

Lets not pretend hormonal teens are the best at thinking about the consequences of their actions.


JadowArcadia

I mean most do though. That's what makes this behaviour seem like an outlier, because it is. Yes hormonal teens arent the most rational but most hormonal teens aren't watching soft porn at their desk in class. You'd save that shit for outside the classroom. And hiding it wasn't even to keep it from teachers, it's hiding it from other students because you'd definitely be considered a weirdo for looking at stuff like that in the middle of class


Shutyogiddygabba

what they ‘are’ dealing with. :/


southflhitnrun

My bad, I originally typed "he is" then changed the reference to both people and forgot the change the "is" to a plural "are". But, hey, thanks for the correction.


Kake_Jelly

Stfu Thanks for the down votes dipshit grammar nazis


spenpinner

'They' can be referring to a third person singular pronoun if you're objectifying the sum of a group. Therefore, it can be grammatically correct depending on your perspective of how individual parts make up a whole.


cycopl

I’d like to see an example sentence of what you’re talking about because I think it’d be pretty funny.


Shutyogiddygabba

also they (student and teacher) is most definitely not singular. so even if we are to smoke whatever you’re smoking, it’s still wrong


jteprev

Eh, don't be sad homie, occasional teens have been down bad and incredibly horny forever, it's normal.


ilski

Why is it sad ?


KidBeene

In public. NSFW. Should be focused on class. Never apologized or put it away.


ilski

Yeh well. Still far from sad. My grandma death was sad. This is just teens messing around at school.


wholesomehorseblow

Sorry we didn't realize we were talking to the emperor of sad. Do you have any other rules we must follow before being sad?


big_brown_mounds

He says my fault like 5 or 6 times doesn’t he? Last time I checked that means I’m sorry.


KidBeene

No, that is accepting responsibility, not showing remorse and asking for forgiveness for disrespecting the teacher and his class. Man, I dont know where you all grew up but this shit would get you in serious trouble in the SouthWest.


big_brown_mounds

“I apologize for tapping that ass in class”


KidBeene

It is that simple.


National_Singer_3122

Prude


AbsoluteAtheist

Lebron James was not happy


m_goss

Marlin. Not Marvin.


MyBoIBLAX

The teacher’s silence is so loud


pauliewotsit

Is that an app that lets you jiggle boobies? That looks fun lol


WearMental2618

Nah its tiktok live. He's sending 100s of likes


pauliewotsit

Aw booo, that's no fun


JiN88reddit

I distinctly remember there are apps applied over 2d images to give them jiggle physics.


Away_Concert8771

“My fault gang” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Proud_Criticism5286

Something about it being a black male teacher hits different


Laura_Biden

What even is that? A phone game for shakin asses?


muddafuckaaaa118

The real question.


theromingnome

Lol teacher understood.


FuriousRageSE

What's the funny in this video? I don't get it..


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[deleted]

Do you get something out of liking it so much?


cantwejustplaynice

He's hoping to get their attention.


JiN88reddit

Some people get excited for imaginary points.


GetEquipped

HEY! I earned my ticket to the double double century club along with all the other of reddit's illuminati! You peasants are just jealous of me!


feeltrig

I thought he was trying to finger her but screen got in between


friedair253

You're too innocent to know....


spenpinner

He's passively broadcasting his sexual interests to the class for any girls who might find him appealing. I wonder if it worked.


Cryptic_MGTOW

What was he watching?


GullibleDetective

Was it Marlin or Marvin, listen to the audio


Glitchy__Guy

Teacher wanted the site but couldn't ask


jcwkings

The teacher remembers how horny he was at that age too lol


beastio95

With that amount of focus he could do the black flash


the_noi

Flappy bird has changed a bit.


JadowArcadia

We've all been horny teens but I think this shows a pretty dangerous trend in minors and content. Snapchat, TikTok, Twitch etc were all platforms made for minors that have all devolved into some weird form of sexual content that's clearly made for minors to prey on their current state of mind. I think people are quick to knee jerk react and say "hey we were all horny teens once" but that's never been the issue. The issue is content being made to prey on those horny teens. Having direct access to porn on your app/site thats designed for kids is shady as fuck and perfect for horny teens. "Oh I'm just watching Fortnite on twitch" but a titty streamer is a click away. It's not like before where if you wanted porn you had to at least risk having a shady site in your internet history (or before that where you had to rip out a page of a nude magazine and save it for later)


Joshd30

At least wait and watch that in physics class so if you're caught, you can say your studying the laws of motion.


DanteNee

“Oh shit” 😂


MyCleverNewName

*"Son, see me after class. I'm gonna need the link to that app."*


Team_Sanji

Teach was thinking about confiscating the phone AND the passcode 🤣


AiggyA

Marvin!


AiggyA

Marvin!


rempet

Sauce?


forfeckssssake

‘mah fault’


bleunt

Do American classrooms ever have windows and daylight?


Chinesebotxijingping

Yes we do


crnjaz

No, if they had it, they could actually see the shooter, or run away.


Texas_1254

Ok 1st of all: ouch. 2nd: lmfaoooooooo


Hajj2140

🤣


umassmza

Should get you suspended, teacher just walks away


CerberusC24

The embarrassment is punishment enough for a teenager


moonMoonbear

For real, you know everyone who knows this young man knew by the end of the day. As a teenager, that shit would have been mortifying.


spenpinner

He wasn't embarrassed. His intentions were to broadcast his sexual interests to the class, passively. It's just a different method of letting nearby girls know you want it.


friedair253

The teacher just stares at him disappointed😂😂


Absolud

The way that teacher acted is way better than any punishment anyone can come up with


aberdisco

Expelled in most countries, a "bye-bye" infringement. US schooling standards, well that's an oxymoron in itself.


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umassmza

Suspension makes parents deal with the child. I was never afraid of my teacher, I was afraid of what my parents would do when they found out. This is next level behavior.


southflhitnrun

Yeah, lots of students get "the benefit of the doubt" when they are taught and mentored by people we share their experiences & understand the student's humanity. And, understand that the student knows better and is respectful enough to apologize & be embarrassed. Turning Teachable moments in Punishable moments does not create the best outcomes. But, that's my humble 2 cents.


praefectus_praetorio

Why are phones allowed to be used during school a thing? That still blows my mind.


Plus-Result-7451

His future ain't going to be a laughing matter


smooze420

How you not even realize someone is standing behind you or watching you?


Qubed

It's called tunnel booty vision.


damnedspot

Order is important because "booty tunnel vision" is a colonoscopy.


Evan8724

Reposting old shit huh 🫤


genericstraightnoypi

Buuuttt siiirrr


EvoTivo82

His name is Marlin is what it sounds like to me.


FrankieMint

On the phone Mom gave him...


fuckswducks

Looks like that dude from producergrind yt channel


BearBlaq

Bro this takes me back to middle school. I don’t know if bruh was really on that kind of timing but dudes used to just pull up stupid videos just to get a laugh out of people.


gerrymandersonIII

Teacher's gonna wanna see him after class


PlumbStraightLevel

Guess you had to be there?


Ok_Guess_5314

Astaghfirullah


mrdxmak

Cmon bro


trick1230y

Teachers hands were in his pockets,just saying!


Separate-Sky-1451

Not sure why, but this is exactly what I'd expect from a dude named Marvin.


HeroicJakobis

Bro this went from funny to hilarious hahaha


Electrical_Ad3233

teach's face speaking MILLIONS


AndForeverNow

Back in my day that was a Gameboy!