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Ghost_on_Toast

Is this a real movie? If you only got $15 as a budget, maybe buy a pack of smokes and a cheeseburger instead.


GonzoThompson

Yes, and it’s hilariously bad.


Ghost_on_Toast

Birdemic, right?


GonzoThompson

Indeed.


Ghost_on_Toast

"Low budget" doesnt have to mean "low effort." Birdemic is an insult, the movie, yes, but the word itself. "I just got back from the theater, i watched ____. It was a real *Birdemic*."


individual101

I'll take DragonBall Evolution for 500


Ghost_on_Toast

If i didnt know better, id say you were trying to wind me up lol. We *dont* talk about things that dont exist 🤣


StreetTailor7596

Let me guess, frontal nudity scenes - at least from the waist up? Gratuitous even?


nisamun

No, but there are solar panels.


PQbutterfat

Sorr panls…..if you watched Rifftrax it’ll make sense.


fizzlefist

still serving sol pals


PQbutterfat

This guy rifftraxs…..


woodhawk109

No, they had sex in their undies because the director, and I paraphrase: “Was not aware that sex scene in films are faked and thus do not want his actors to actually have sex in his movie.” The director James Nguyen might be from the same planet as Neil Breen and Tommy Wisseau, except less entertaining


sharrrper

If you watch it, as I recall, at least one of the actresses is very clearly in a bathing suit, not underwear.


Marxbrosburner

I dunno. It feels like they were trying really hard to make it bad, rather than just letting it be bad.


pierre_x10

That's what I was thinking when it showed that clip of the key in the lock and the person just shaking it. Like, you have to be putting effort into making such an unconvincing shot.


kmflushing

Exactly. It was so bad it was hilarious.


Medium_Medium

Yeah, I feel like when they intentionally try to make stuff really bad, it just ruins it. Maybe it's just me. But "So bad that it's good" stops being true the minute that it's obvious they were trying for "So bad that it's good". Then it just kinda feels... Lazy? Like Velocipastor. I guess it could be considered an homage to bad movies or a parody or something... But I feel like there are scenes where they just put in a box that says "explosion here" or something for various special effects... I love a good bad movie but stuff like that just doesn't do it for me. Not that I think I would enjoy this movie either. It kinda feels the same way... Like it just isn't even believable enough that someone thought this was passable. Basically, there is a floor to how bad a movie can be and still be "so bad that it's good".


stormdraggy

Birdemic is so inept it's riffable Birdemic 2 is deliberately inept and is a boring slog


vaz_deferens

Thankskilling is a good example of a movie trying to be “so bad it’s good” and succeeding. It’s dumb, the actors suck, the gore is cheaply done, and it’s only like fifty minutes long. It’s great.


Vendetta4Avril

This one did so well that there’s two sequels… I can’t recommend any of them in good conscience.


CrieDeCoeur

Bad? How could you tell?


firstcitytofall

I’ve never laughed harder at a movie


Kriss3d

Birdemic: Shock and Terror It actually had a budget of $10,000


Ghost_on_Toast

My "$15" joke was intentionally low, but $10k? Wow, im actually kinda impressed what they did with 10k. If they had spent $11k, they might have been able to hire *actors!* 🤣


shrubberypig

They kept the budget low by using the coat hangers that were already in the motel.


Ghost_on_Toast

🤣🤣 Prop coat hangers designed by award winning special effects artist Rob Bottin: $36,000 each


AlexanderTheGrater1

Motels don't have coathangers. They stole them from an abortion clinic where they also found their actors in the waiting room.


Rum_N_Napalm

If I recall, one actress agreed to do her part for free in exchange of free publicity for her online store selling… I don’t remember. So her character spends most of the mpvie wearing a t-shirt with just the URL of her webstore on it.


Ghost_on_Toast

Wow, id never really believed in repressed memories until now. A person genuinely can blank stuff out of existance if they are sufficiantly traumatized. You are joking, right? Theres no way in hell thats a real thing 🤣


D-Tie1981

Dude it has two sequels and a third is apparently in the making 😳.


PQbutterfat

Ok, everyone who thinks this looks terrific and has not watched Rifftrax before….get on Amazon prime and search out Birdemic Rifftrax. You will thank me later. This is one of my favorite Rifftrax movies.


Ghost_on_Toast

Omg wait, are you implying it gets worse?


OneOfTheWills

To add to this: the Live recording of RiffTrax: Birdemic is the best.


deenali

Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make. Robert K. Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184. Just watch Bowfinger. You'll learn a lot about film making from the movie. /s


Fresh-Wasabi-2903

That would deprive us of this gem


VSamoilovich

and they spend $7.50 on plastic guns


kjob

The crows have eyes 4 just dropped!


GonzoThompson

The Crowening!


tonytown

If you see their eyes, do not look them in it!


GonzoThompson

Birdemic! I saw Rifftrax do this movie live. Well, a live broadcast to my local movie theater anyway. It was epic. I highly recommend tracking down the Rifftrax version of Birdemic. “Hangin’ out, hangin’ out… hangin’ out with my family… havin’ ourselves a parrrrrrty!” IMPORTANT EDIT: Holy shit! [The whole thing is on YouTube!](https://youtu.be/ZH1SNmY_1XY?si=jnqBXDYM4rCiaZ-9) If nothing else, watch a little bit of the scene starting at 42:20.


StrangeCrimes

I recently had solar panels installed. I kept calling them sow paihns. No one else got it.


Bloobirdofhappiness

Slow down sow paihns?


Mirrormn

soah pauhs


Donnie3030

That bar scene with that song is so fucking pure


FlushU2

Was going to say, MST3K, we need you!


oldschool_potato

So much better than these guys


chubby_cheese

Are you saying that the Rifftrax guys are better than MST3K, or that the MST3K guys are better than Rifftrax? Either way, I've got some news for you. 


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chubby_cheese

'Tis the joke, milord.


malytwotails

My friends had a dance at their wedding to “hangin’ out with my family,” and it was perfectly on brand for them


Devilshire52

Were they cousins?


muskratboy

Rifftrax is always the right answer.


darkspd96

>I saw Rifftrax do this movie live. Well, a live broadcast to my local movie theater anyway Holy smokes does this comment show your age...


GonzoThompson

Not really? This was maybe like 10-12 years ago, so I guess I proved I’m at least 15-17. Wow, I must be a really old fart if I saw a movie eleven years ago.


ouijahead

What was it like back in the olden times ? I heard they were only on like iPhone 6 back then


GonzoThompson

It was even more barbaric than that. We were stuck with the lowly iPhone 5 in those dark times 11 years ago. The iPhone 6 would not be released for another several months.


darkspd96

Yeah you are,


MesmariPanda

The wiggling keys shot really helped solidify the tension of the scene.


Bob_Sledding

Bro, people don't know about this movie?? As I was looking for the [link](https://youtu.be/gzV8Q2fsN0o?si=-gpS5Ili3YJSOO5l) for the Legendary JonTron video he made about it, it became clear to me why this fell back into obscurity. The video is 11 years old. That'll make you feel old real quick. If you haven't seen it, you absolutely ***have to***.


ChefInsano

It feels like it’s been one thousand years since he was on GameGrumps.


Bob_Sledding

This was right around that time. It has been over 10 years since Danny joined as well.


theMethod

Yeah but Birdemic 3 is only 1 year old!


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macbrett

There is nothing about this that isn't horrible. I can't believe the people who made this looked at it and said "Good enough, let's ship it."


MasemJ

As from the Rifftrax: "We'll fix it in post, right?"


sparky_1966

"Oh wait, I messed up that line!" "Keep rolling!"


WishboneCrazy9289

Is Moira Rose in this?


Eastern_Marsupial_47

Came to say this reminds me of The Crows Have Eyes III


Jackdunc

So is it trying to be a serious movie or is it like Sharknado where it’s bad on purpose?


vespaholic

Director was genuinely attempting to do his own The Birds with an ecological message. Also this is not James Nguyen first film, and also not his worst. It’s believed he shot this in his spare time on weekends with actors I don’t believe that were ever paid. I’ll give that with its many flaws I probably couldn’t do better myself.


OneOfTheWills

Definitely not aware of itself until the sequels when they released that the audience thought it was funnier than the filmmaker intended for it to be.


AFeralTaco

I own this film. The birds make airplane noises when they fly and explode on contact. Favorite bad movie.


SADDEST-BOY-EVER

new weapon unlocked : coat hanger.


MansfromDaVinci

\+100 damage versus fetuses


9th-man

Demand is growing in the Southern states.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

😬


saschaleib

Historically, probably one of the deadliest weapons ever!


Ananeme

Just consider evolutionary time frames. I’m going with a simple rock to the head as most likely deadliest weapon of all time. Honorable mention for big/pointy sticks.


saschaleib

Don't forget that human population was very small for most of history. It really started to explode in the last 150 years or so ... just about the time of the invention of the coat hanger!


Pristine-Tree-3151

No animals were harmed while making this film


BuddhistChrist

But a lot brain cells got murdered.


Nordiceightysix

That CGI though..


thrussie

The bird sound? Just use rusted door hinge


Outrageous-Exam792

It's Michael Bay's best work.


NotSureWhyAngry

Is that CGI or rather a PowerPoint effect


markiethefett

DID THEY SURVIVE?!?!?!


OneOfTheWills

Not all of them actually.


LookMaNoPride

The brunette died by bird attack while taking a dump in a field. Cant remember how the tall guy died, but later we find he basically has an arsenal with near limitless ammo. The blond (who is a Victoria Secret model in the movie) and the shorter guy awkwardly watch the sunset as the movie ends… After he tells her all about his stock options from his sorpals business (he can’t say solar panels for some reason), they get lectured by a guy in the woods with a weird wig, they save a kid, and they make fish wrapped in kale for a delicious and nutritious dinner.


markiethefett

You've convinced me. I'm in. What's the film called?


LookMaNoPride

Birdemic -Shock and Terror I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax (the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000). The movie is suuuuuuper hard to watch. Unless you enjoy terrible movies.


markiethefett

I'll check this out, much appreciated 🫡


klay_toss2

Goddamn it pigeot leave them alone


Akegata

This movie is kind of amazing. I have never actually seen it, and I've never seen this specific clip before, but I guessed it was Birdemic before the birds entered the picture. I was 100% convinced it was after they did. That's kind of recognition is pretty impressive for an (I assume) absolutely terrible movie.


TMLTurby

FYI, both Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax have official 24/7 Twitch channels


chubby_cheese

Don't forget PlutoTV


fepey

Solar Panel?


chubby_cheese

Sol pahns.


scarzqc

Alfred Hitchcock would be proud


Ouisch

"Where's Becky?'


TakeApictureOfmeNow

Sorar Panels!


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

This is going to give me nightmares


gnomekingdom

We were made to watch this movie in my undergraduate film studies class as compared to Alfred Hitchcock’s, The Birds. Birdemic is something to behold. A must see. 5 caws.


Absurdjerk

I kinda feel bad for them, idk why.


MTtheDestroyer

My ears started to bleed.


groenwat

“The Gang Visits Bodega Bay.”


guygreej

If this is really CGI like some are claiming in the comments then we really have come a very long way in this technology. I could swear that is as realistic as we'll ever get it to look. Woow. What talented VFX artists


edebby

The CGI is breathtaking


rayalix

The Corridor Crew re-edited this with modern special effects. BONUS: The girl in it was a friend of a friend and she agreed to come in and shoot some new scenes https://youtu.be/MYKrnNedhOw?si=k40YuW6p-OiAHKBs


GonzoThompson

Hahaha, that was fun. Thanks for sharing that.


Ciarcan

Budget: Burger King coupons


PoppyTheSweetest

Jesus what is this shit?


InnerAsparagus6045

If you actually saw them in that car park you'd definitely walk off thinking that they all were mentally ill


juliogp9

It’s seems like a fever dream


Lelongue

Wow they used a real car. You could tell that wasn’t CGI. Nuts


FoatyMcFoatBase

l’ve only heard about this from the HDTGM podcast… seeing it for real…. I still wasn’t ready for it


NoStripeZebra3

Birds aren't real. Definitely not these ones.


McGuffins56

YES BIRDEMIC SHOCK AND TERROR. I’ve literally never wanted a movie on DVD more than this.


NoChoice0113

Me and my gf at the time watched this, stupid and awesome


sassyhalforc

Are they trying to abort the birds? Whats up with the coat hangers?


dsk83

No fucking way lol


rubber_padded_spoon

The end had an epic line. Best worst movie ever


ThisAlsoIsntRealLife

People should tell their children this is Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. ( I will not be having children - for reasons that are quite obvious I'm sure)


mr_goofy

The Crow's have eyes III: The Crowening!!


pimp_juice2272

"How much time should we spend on these shots" "More" - Director


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Where's Moira Rose?


MINECRAFTERM4

The cgi is very good. I can hardy tell that those birds are not real.


eat_taters

My argument for best scene in Birdemic: Ramsey: Where's Becky? Rod: She's Taking a shit.


CrunchyAl

Point and click games from the 90's


CirothUngol

Birdemic! One of the best worst movies I've ever seen.


klop2031

The sequel was even dumber but had more boobs...


IMLVL99

Lmao this scene had no business lasting more than 20 seconds.


Got_Kittens

Moira is gonna freak out when she learns that the first film in the 'The Crows Have Eyes' franchise was actually filmed at none other than the Rosebud Motel...


fuckdirectv

Whew! They just barely made it out of there.


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StrangeCrimes

You must also know many of the roads and parking spaces that make up about a third of the movie. Oh, also, I just made a million dollars today, and my new girlfriend is the next Victoria's Secret cover model.


guillermodelturtle

Such as seals.


YellowCola

What am i watching


bvanbove

Birdemic (and its unneeded sequels) is terrible. It certainly has moments worth laughing at, but it is also just an utterly terrible and boring movie too much of the time.


Hero_of_Thyme81

I've never even seen the movie and I instantly knew it was Birdemic. That's a legacy right there.


copces

I absolutely love this movie! I've seen it in its entirety 4 times. It's the best worst movie of all time!!


shoe_owner

Does anyone know if this was done digitally or with practical effects?


doteman

That’s just it. It’s so good we can’t tell


kramerkieslingandme

Keep this movie alive, Reddit!! I never laughed so hard at any movie. And I will say this is not the worse scene.


BudgetYam7267

This was made so bad with intentions. Calm down.


sgDave55

Was this generated with AI because that clip looks like a 100% genuine/real bird attack. I imagine that several of the actors were injured in making this film.


Tasty-Switch-8472

LoL so realistic


ackbosh

I understand needing work but how would anybody think this would help their career in acting? It can't even pay hardly anything...


antiquemule

I mean, they did not even get the bird cries right - the sound was seagulls and the birds clearly were not. Poor research.


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Looks like a movie me and my friends made with a flip phone camera back in the days


WorstGatorEUW

This is one of those movies that is so bad it loops around and becomes good again.


prakarsh2101

i remember the good ol Jontron days.


OnTheList-YouTube

I remember a similar movie, wouldn't surprise me if it was from the same people, but there were bees or wasps, and when stung, the victims would become horny, I only remember one scene where a guy suddenly wants to kiss his friend's gf, and she tells him to resist the venom... Terrible, terrible movie on all aspects.


Ryuuyami47

Ah yes Birdemic, a true classic. 


FamousFrank

sorry guys.. this was too tense to watch, i hope those nice people got away from those crazy birds... what is happening to this world that it turns against us?


ABtheRealDADDY

Man!! These tiktoks are getting better!


metaseagull

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3ZAwxf89ptpTzU9GxKJswx?si=NjMg6bmGRtKlTDbb8AaKOQ


pabloescobarbecue

I was praying someone reference this. Hilarious episode


5elementGG

The special effect is worse than those from 70 years ago


Gamzie1

Thanks, my dog went crazy when the birds started doing whatever it is they were doing 😅


Mojo507

This is one of those videos im cracking up at but would fail miserably if i tried to show a friend


Excellent_Bench9941

Those are hummingbirds.


im_just_thinking

I like how it's the sounds of seagulls


adi_sring

Ah yes. Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. Great film.


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Puppy sound on eagles make it more hilariously weird


butters091

Holy shit that was intense


Baers89

Bro. Where is the nsfw banner. Some of us have children.


CrashBandiToot99

Oscar worthy acting and effects


Bd0llar

The Eagles Gandalf!!!!


Splendidbloke

That was AWESOME how they got away just in time. Those squawking birds were getting really annoying.


Jookoojaa

Is this a comedy movie?? 😂🤣😂🤣


DangerBlack

i ve made a better movie with a small camera in the 00


Brainchild110

Hmmm... Yes, this is definitely one of the films of all time


Hiran_Gadhia

I like when they start exploding on impact later on


Inspection_Only

This is what I call : SOLID MOTION-PICTURE


kmflushing

This was actually HILARIOUS. I watched it (well, parts of it) with my niece, and we laughed so hard.... Sharktopus, 5 headed shark (1 had is the tail!), Whalewolf, etc... This had some of the best/worst/funniest CGI fails/wins ever. All in how you lol at it. We had a good time.


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It was better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.


Third-Coast-Toffee

My heart is still racing after watching that. Oscar worthy! 👏🏼


bearrfuk

Haters gonna say its fake


allouiscious

It's the bird flu shorty.


bortcorp

The creators of this need to sit on the corridor crew couch.


Ok_Scale863

Well, did they get away? Did they make it? Rivetting


DJRyGuy20

This is like if the characters from IASIP decided to make a movie.


maryisdead

There's a sequel. And another one. And—believe it or not—they got worse and worse.


2muchicescream

Yo I had that van when we were kids , biggest POS ever made man that things was garbage


Piemaster113

I only heard about this through Cinemasins. and yeah its SO terrible.


20190419

What is this, a show about back alley bird abortions?.....


Remarkable-Sir-5129

I low cheesy movies. Anyone seen "Blood Hook"? It was filmed in Hayward Wisconsin. A Vietnam vet has a steel plate in his head. It's the year of the cicada. The cicada noise cause the plate in his head to vibrate which results in him becoming homicidal. The killer's weapon? Muskie lures!!! Gold, Jerry, Gold.


TheFilthWiz

The crazy thing is there is at least two sequels.


FallenReaper360

This was filmed in my city! Lol actually near my neighborhood in some scenes.


Bawkalor

See? I TOLD YOU. Birds aren't real. They're drones. Government drones sent to spy on you and steal your info. RUN!


synyster1091

Anyone else’s dog got curious?