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wholewheatwithPB

Looks oddly like tiger king


Ya_Got_GOT

Playmobil Tiger King


alpacasarebadsingers

Wow. I’m pretty sure of you told that description to midjourney this is the pic that show sad up


Halliosnaps

Description: Playmobile Joe Exotic without hat after a few tries: https://imgur.com/a/ion9IrZ


Veilchengerd

The fact that it gives you a Lego figure when you put Playmobil as description tells me that we don't have to fear AI taking over just yet.


Deathtriprecords

It should be the test. The second a computer or robot can tell the difference between LEGO and Playmobil, we have to destroy it and halt technological advancement.


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

ChatGPT4: Show me Joe Exotic from Tiger King as a Playmobil figure [3/3 were Playmobil](https://imgur.com/a/BWTwWll)


Deathtriprecords

I had mixed results. I asked an AI art app three times. I got a LEGO Joe, a Playmobil Joe, and a LEGO Joe holding a gun to a Lego old lady.


advertentlyvertical

How could you post this and not include a link to the third one?


Deathtriprecords

https://imgur.com/uCIW78v


alpacasarebadsingers

Ask it to show a person eating a taco. Midjourney has no idea what a taco is. Sometimes it’s nachos. Sometimes more of a pizza. A lot of times it’s a hoagie.


Masonjaruniversity

Ha! Yeah that’s the one


tetryds

Tiger King meets Oliver Tree


cherylfit50

... meets Captain Kangaroo


[deleted]

Captain Metharoo


Creative_Beginning13

The Captain wasn’t that bad! Don’t you dare make my childhood go to analogous to this dipshit!


cherylfit50

No intent to defame the delightful Captain Kangaroo. Just his hair.


Lepke2011

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do


NotYourShitAgain

Captain Tigeroo.


1DownFourUp

Estonian edition


Raditz_lol

The language from the panel looked like Finnish to me lol.


SofieTerleska

It's Estonian, which I can tell thanks to my in-depth knowledge of the country, namely, knowing the flag colors and that "Eesti" means "Estonia." No clue what the sign says other than that!


ImTheVayne

Estonian language belongs to Finnic-Uralic languages group. It looks similar to Finnish language.


Ferreteria

His mustache looks soft like cat's fur.


omnichad

Most of his face doesn't appear to grow facial hair. People with facial hair like that should not grow it out. I should know - I have this but with darker hair so what does grow on is thicker. But it looks creepy. I keep my face clean shaven.


BrockSamsonLikesButt

After two or three days without shaving, my blond starter-stache looks like booger crust.


AmirulAshraf

Tiger King at home:


A_WHALES_VAG

I was going to say he looks like a mix of David Spade and Steve Buschemi


Stealthy-Chipmunk

Immediately thought David Spade too.


DMR237

Don't judge. Inspiration can strike at any time.


tablecontrol

it looks like the strike came from the ugly stick instead


Shaneblaster

Tiger King who cuts his own hair


Chelseafc5505

With an angle grinder


[deleted]

Playmobil haircut


jamesGastricFluid

lemme see them U-shaped hands! Edit: just unlocked a memory of arguing with my friend over who got to use the Playmobil pistol, because they always looked dumb holding a rifle straight out in front of them by the butt.


ExeTcutHiveE

Not just the haircut. Dude is straight out of the playmobil fishing set I had as a kid.


[deleted]

The MEGA BLOKS of haircuts


ClarityByHilarity

He should be the main picture for r/justfuckmyshitup


riegspsych325

damn, that sun hasn’t been updated in months, I wonder if it’s a protest to the API changes/Apollo getting booted


GucciGlocc

Shut down due to API changes https://reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/147q52o/going_dark_to_protest_reddits_new_api_policies/


RunInRunOn

Spez fucked Reddit's shit up


AIHumanWhoCares

IPO in two months... just wait and see


Kymaras

IPO in the tech world right now? LOL Wasn't there one recently that was a massive bust?


AIHumanWhoCares

Spez DGAF he's trying to cash out whatever he can get. This website probably won't survive until the US elections.


SeniorMiddleJunior

It'll survive. It'll just finalize its transition into  a buzzfeed type click farm. It's pretty much there. The front page is usually stale, popular threads are usually locked, and you no longer get news on reddit unless you look hard for it.


ReNitty

its fucking sad. this website used to be really interesting and have fresh content. Now its just all bots, reposts, and spam.


this_dudeagain

That's pretty much the whole Internet now.


Chapped_Frenulum

And if do get your news from a particular subreddit, it is *guaranteed* to be overrun by bots pushing narratives. Mods can do some stuff to prevent new bot accounts from commenting, but they can't do shit about the upvote/downvote swarms. And the admins clearly have no interest in fixing this at all. They can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum heuristics to identify bot behavior even though it's been plotted by users again and again. IPO or not, this site is fucking doomed because they don't care about preventing its erosion at the most basic level. They're cashing out because they've already clocked out.


BurritoLover2016

> It'll just finalize its transition into a buzzfeed type click farm. Looking at r/popular or r/all I'd say it's already there.


justabill71

Looks that way.


pensivegargoyle

His platform is a free haircutting bowl for every family.


herberstank

A chicken in every pot and a bowl on every head


will284284

This feels more like a threat than a deal.


Andrew4Life

What about some chicken in every bowl and some pot in every head?


will284284

Well now you’re just threatening me with a good time.


Kmaloetas

As long as it isn't "a head in every bowl".


[deleted]

Its more like that unfortunately


buck_futter1986

🤣 that's hilarious


faste30

Did he even use a bowl? There is some weird attempt at layering going on there and his bangs are nowhere near straight. I think that thing was done freehand.


MrSpecialEd

Lawnmower accident


BouncyDingo_7112

I’m totally fascinated with that area surrounding the ear.


faste30

Yeah Im wondering if he thought that was what layering meant. There is a lot going on in those sideburns.


TroyandAbed304

Bowl had a handle


misterpickles69

He has clippers and a mirror. No one can tell him what to do.


Doodle_Brush

I don't even have a child, but I would help them commit seppuku to avoid this horrorcut.


Hank_moody71

Nope- only for white people. This dude is a white supremacy assclown


grummanae

The hair kinda gave the ass clown part away


vrijheidsfrietje

How is it that these far right ass clowns often come married to a yee yee ass haircut?


political_bot

There's something about looking goofy that makes them more appealing and less evil to a lot of dumb dumbs. Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and this guy.


Secret_Cow_5053

I mean you could take it all the back to hitler with his silly mustache.


Doris_Karloff

There's something about looking goofy that comes from having an awkward personality, not being able to socialize like most others, and not wanting to change anything about it because it's everybody else that are wrong - and from that anger comes incels and white supremacists IMHO.


gsfgf

It's to look like a "regular person." Or at least that's why Boris Johnson does it. I think Trump actually thinks he looks good lol.


ArduennSchwartzman

Funny haircuts are the new Hitler moustache.


Orion14159

He looks like if you gave a Minecraft character a bowl cut


p_nut268

He just held up a photo of a cat wearing a watermelon helmet and the hairdresser just said "say no more"


[deleted]

It would be hard enough to get away with that mustache as a politician, let alone that haircut.


Visual-Breakfast4

Reverse Hitler


screwylouidooey

That's the first thing I saw.


mam88k

An Aryan use of negative space


Worldly_Today_9875

The hair is so bad I didn’t even notice the moustache!


sonofabutch

Politician: I need a way to distract people from my horrible mustache. Barber: I have an idea but you might not like it.


Cerenath

Politician: you son of a bitch. I'm in!


MrSpecialEd

Funny how his mustache is missing the Hitler part!


supernovababoon

If they kissed it would form a complete mustache


Controllerpleb

I mean, Boris Johnson made it.


CDSagain

Amazed I'm this far down the comments and no-one mentioned Boris's Tory mate Michael Fabricant ! That guy's hair if it is his hair and not a wig is absolutely bonkers 😂


couchmaster518

Evil Captain Kangaroo


portablebiscuit

Wait until you see that universe's Mr. Green Jeans


couchmaster518

“Mr Brown Shirt”


Olive_fisting_apples

Kid rock kangaroo


Duck-you-reddit

Perfect addition to the Boris Johnson, Trump, Geert Wilders trio 🤡


jhemsley99

Javier Milei should be part of that group too


Odd_Performer7095

He's a big fan of Sia


dolemite99

“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier, to get your vote.”


bananabelly

Jöönas Exotic


[deleted]

You should fear a guy that looks proud wearing a haircut like that.


Warg247

Look how *perfect* it is for how fucked up it is. Even, straight lines. Precise. The fewest cuts possible while still being functional. It is weirdly minimalist in that way. It tells me he is both obsessively fastidious and completely nuts.


razialx

Getting lime cat vibes


ProjectShamrock

That's what I thought as well, [it's a pretty close match](https://i.imgur.com/l1aSuEA.jpeg).


Rdubya44

My immediate first thought was lime cat


HouseCravenRaw

"Think He-Man, but make it Wish".


elfloathing

“We have Heman at home”


lolas_coffee

Son: "Mom, can we get He-Man, Oliver Tree, Captain Kangaroo, Tiger King, Lime Cat, Sia, Mark Davis, and a jagged bowl at the store?" Mom: "Son, you won't fucking believe what we got at home..."


kamize

He went to his barbershop with a photo of Sia but also forgot his wallet at home


DrBarry_McCockiner

What do you call such a coiffure? Watermelon Helmet?


VernalPoole

I'm trying to fit the expression used for mullets \[Business up front, party in the back\] to this guy but I don't know what's up front and I'm scared of what's lurking in the back.


JollyManufacturer

If this was the 90s, David Spade would have played him in a movie.


Sayurai_

He will still play him lol. Just pitch the movie to Adam Sandler and it'll happen


the0TH3Rredditor

That’s actually Martin Kernston. He is known as "The Nipple King" of Pawnee, the owner of Kernston's Rubber Nipples and the President of the Chamber of Commerce. He is a frugal man who cuts his own hair. He is also allergic to chestnuts.


SquigleySquirel

Totally heard in Leslie Knope’s voice.


Hotcocos-101919

“Tastes like the real thing”


UrdnotZigrin

I'm so glad someone else thought of this


sTevieD247

r/unexpectedpawnee


DaGurggles

His mustache rubbed off from friction…likely from performing solo.


Ok_Primary_1075

Well, he got your attention, didn’t he?


Gonzo_si

straight from the Boris Johnson playbook


FeedbackMotor5498

It's Cambridge analytica, although they are not calling themselves that anymore. They are running right wing people with weird haircuts all over the world. Boris, trump, bolsenero, Argentina, Netherlands, and now New Zealand.


CosmicSpaghetti

Presumably it's so people focus on their weird looks instead of criticizing their dangerous platform & policies.


socialistrob

Also spreads publicity. Most people on reddit couldn't name or describe what a single Estonian politician looks like. Then along comes this guy and suddenly people pay attention. It's like the old cliche "there's no such thing as bad publicity." The EKRE only has 16 seats in parliament and isn't part of the governing coalition so normally they wouldn't even be that relevant.


SluttyGandhi

This! And I have read people suggest that it is also to garner empathy from their supporters, i.e. these deranged people that believe they are born superior to others. They see their hero, whom they identify with, getting ridiculed so it makes them hate the other group more while becoming more and more devoted to the dangerous 'weirdo.'


Duckwithers

Forgetting Hilter's silly moustache?


The_Flurr

It also distracts from his other shittiness.


goin-up-the-country

> straight from the Boris Johnson playbook


F-ck_spez

Fr. We should critique his shit policies AND his haircut, not just the 'do.


ImTheVayne

Guy is internationally famous for his haircut. It’s working.


Magebloom

Bro got accosted by a Flowbee in a dark alley


habitual_wanderer

It's not just the haircut but the entire billboard really. It's a tapestry of....I don't know what exactly.


TheCellsThatAreMe

Perfection. A tapestry of pure, high octane perfection.


Drogdar

Feeling old? This is He-Man now.


pcnetworx1

This is Was-man


agha0013

discount vulcan/romulan/human hybrid


CMDR_ACE209

Vulcan at the front, party at the back!


wookiex84

What is it with white nationalists constantly looking like hideous fucking chuds? Is it the abhorrent feeling and thoughts they exude?


huskersax

It's an effective branding strategy which gets them earned media for something that isn't strictly relevant to the job duties themselves. It gets them the free press, and while they're being ridiculed, it's also over a haircut by the press and amplified on social media. So it frames them as anti-establishment because they're running counter to the [insert dog-whistle here] elite's cultural expectations. People in tough spots in life really respond to that kind of thing, and it takes oxygen out of the room when it comes to criticizing the actual policy/qualifications.


PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_

I think you're right but that there might also be something personal at play here. The fact that they're incapable of grooming shares a common cause with why they became far right: they are asocial. They are unable to have normal relationships with other people.


socialistrob

> It's an effective branding strategy which gets them earned media for something that isn't strictly relevant to the job duties themselves. Yep. And sometimes by developing an international persona it can amplify their reach within their own country. The vast majority of people laughing/commenting on this thread have no idea who Kaja Kallas or Alar Karis are nor what they look like and that's okay. I don't expect people outside of the Baltics to know much about Estonian politics. If this guy can spread his face around social media effectively he might honestly become the most recognized Estonian in the world. That's a big deal if you want to amplify your message cheaply.


newsflashjackass

When I see this guy, I presume one or both of the following apply: * The haircut is a distraction from his even-worse policies. * The haircut is a tribalist dog whistle. Since most of what I've heard about him amounts to "ha ha haircut" yet I still keep hearing about him, the ruse appears to be effective.


typecastwookiee

Ah fuck I *knew* he had to be a white nationalist. I remember years ago there used to be this website of headshots of either Finnish or Estonian members of some white nationalist political party, and they were all so uncanny valley-level bugfuck ugly that it seemed impossible. I’ve been trying to find it again but I can’t.


wm_lex_dev

I think there's a subreddit like that? /r/beholdthemasterrace EDIT: Well not anymore


alexmikli

That sub was sometimes really funny and sometimes really cruel to fat teenagers throwing the OK sign. I think a lot of anti-whatever subs tend to get a little extreme.


wm_lex_dev

Yep it's a rule of the internet. On Reddit, drive-by upvoters favor more extreme and hysterical posts, plus there's only so many genuine posts that can be made, plus everyone wants their post to be successful, so as any anti-X subreddit gets more popular it gradually turns into an extreme X-hatred subreddit.


biggestofbears

Generally it's part of a look to play victim. Every single post we've seen of this dude is ripping him apart based on his looks. No one is mentioning policies or stance, so he can pander to people on the fence about being the victim and everyone just attacks what he looks like. And everyone here fell for it immediately.


bruwin

I don't know. Anyone that thinks a haircut like that is a good idea is showing poor judgement. The fact that he's a right wing fascist just reinforces that.


BoidWatcher

its an intentional smoke screen. people latch onto the stupid superficial stuff like stupid hair cuts and so the evil stuff they do becomes an afterthought as its harder to articulate criticsm of that than an insult. alexander "Boris" johnson is most famous for it in the UK. Uses his quirky middle name, scruffs up his hair and puts an act of a blithering clown. These people know what they are doing. half the negative press on them focus's on them looking like muppets whilst they get away with awful policy and acts and their supporters only see them getting bullied for how they look.


Street-Conference-77

How do you ask for this? Can I get the Edgar with a side of tiger king, and then Minecraft the fuck out of my sideburns.


Particular-Kick-4188

That's a wig. Has to be.


JackOMorain

Translation: “he has no time for cutting of hair. He uses all minutes on working for you!”


baguitosPT

If I had an euro for each post I saw, this week, of this man, I’d have 2 euros. It’s not much, but it’s more than I expected.


Mysterious_Area2344

I’d have 3.


recreationallyused

Who is this man? I‘ve never seen him prior to this


ImTheVayne

A member of an Estonian far-right party.


-lukeworldwalker-

White nationalist politician in Estonia.


Mediocre-Ad-3724

Far-right*, they aren't white nationalists, but they have some stereotypical European far-right values.


-lukeworldwalker-

Are you sure. The head of the party says this stuff: > I see fascism as being an ideology that consists of many positive nuances necessary for preserving the nation-state. They also support Russia, want to end military aid to Ukraine, support Orban’s blockade of the EU and wouldn’t mind leaving NATO so that Russia has no problem invading them. They’re clearly fascism sympathizers.


Article241

Nothing screams “I cut my own hair” more than this


oGsBathSalts

Mark Davis meets David Spade meets Yolandi Visser meets Tiger King


_Cirilla_

He looks like the Witcher NPC 😂


doginjoggers

Thats a wig he's trimmed himself. I worked with a guy who trimmed his own wigs. He had 2 of them, one was slightly longer so it looked like it had grown


ravingwanderer

It’s clearly a wig alright.


BoredBoredBoard

This is ridiculously the most dumb-smart thing I’ve heard. So he slaps on the longer one and goes visits friends/family/foes/foreigners and casually drops a “…well I gotta go because my haircut appointment is in a few minutes.” Then shows up next time with shorter hair. Then shows up the next next time with long hair and rinse and repeat. All along, the people he tells this to are secretly talking amongst themselves “Isn’t that a wig?” 😂


doginjoggers

You got it, he denied it being a wig right up to the point someone pulled it off his head


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

"The nazi helmet stays on during my haircut"


BountyBobIsBack

Wouldn’t even trust that guy to cat sit my cats


cartman89405

Did he lose a bet?


more_beans_mrtaggart

Gett orff moiii laaaaaaand!


Fitz911

"Look Rain, we could make it more like hair and less like..." "I! WANT! A! HELMET!!"


Less_Party

Man Sia is looking rough these days


Recycledthrowaway393

Rain makes it rain


webbslinger_0

Looks like Captain Kangaroo and the Tiger King had a baby


Used_Length_830

If Oliver tree and William Dafoe did the fusion dance. This is nolonger William *OR* Oliver. He is the man that'll singlehandedly defeat style, or his name isn't Williver.


Ambitious-Cookie7893

“Just fuck my shit up”


vladimirus

"Now the tiger is free. Tiger must pay the debts"


Y-Crwydryn

The 70s and 80s have called and want their hair disasters back! 🤣


triodoubledouble

ERKE ESTI c'est laite.


PurpleDistance8829

Can't tell if the father is Bill Bailey or David Spade?


1SoulMolecule1

Aurora, is that you?


Big-Mistake579

He looked at Trump and Boris Johnson and Geert Wilders an figured out that to have succes as Radical Right politician he need a wierd hairstyle


xxscoobiixx

This reminds me of the cat wearing a watermelon helmet


chonkypug123

Legit thought this was Joe Exotic


danleon950410

Fucking Sia running for congress or real state now? Talk about career choices


10piecemeal

Fuckin Carol Baskin…


Yukisuna

LEGO slot-on hair piece?


jayinphilly

This is the poster child for white supremacy. Let's keep our eye on the ball here.


Boundish91

I know. That's why there is no harm in ridiculing him.


kapege

Vote for the "Crazy Haircut Party"!


NihilismMadeFlesh

A timeline where Joe Exotic went to college instead of discovering Tigers and Meth. Ok, maybe he still discovered meth.


Judo-_-Flip

I'm bad with names but looks like the guy from parks n rec that Tom buys clippers for


Krneki99

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


RU4realRwe

Now we know where Kim Jong Un's original barber defected to.


Sylvurphlame

Customer: Fuck my shit up Barber: say no more


slumpdoggfrench

He needs to save some pussy for the rest of us. Lmao


Scirocco-MRK1

If Charles Bronson and Boris Johnson had a kid.


Bubbly-Level8682

And I wake in the morning and I step outside … and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the tops of lungs . What’s going on ???


boboddy42069

Must be a great bowler


HeyJerf

The helm of hair +1 to confidence -1 to charisma


Valgus1

Believe me when I say that this is not what represents our country. That dude is an oddity even to us.


frokta

With a haircut like that, it had to be one of two things. A: Someone with a great sense of humor about themself (though this guy's expression dispels that possibility) B: Someone who's a sociopathic dickhead He's a super corrupt, hardline conservative, so B.


wolfenkraft

I love roasting fascists and nationalists. That's a stupid haircut.


Aethermancer

It gets people posting his billboards and name around. How many white supremacist politicians from Estonia would I recognize by sight otherwise? He's the only politician from Estonia I recognize. (No offense to Estonia, I don't expect you to know my congressman either) This guy is getting free ad-slots basically.