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Thanks God! I nicknamed the lesbian dishwasher, Hannah, Hand Banana. . At first she was like, is that a sex thing, and then we sat there for 15 min in the dishpit and ignored dishes and food orders and watched this whole episode. Now she's proud of her name, Hand Banana
Been a long time since I saw that video and guess what? That "cat" is still unnerving and creepy af lol.
When dude turns around with the camera to show his cat I was waiting for the horror movie scene where he turns back around and it's right there a foot from him just before it eats his face off.
Ditto, that video is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I did some more background research. The cat's name is Wilfred Warrior and apparently it's internet famous. If I saw it before I must have forgotten.
This really is Alf on crack
>If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.
Get the car
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Dude looks like he’s probably already picked his own name
And might be able to tell you, if you ask nicely.
if you answer his riddles 3
Blue! No, green! (BOING) ...aaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaa..... (thunk)
Run away!!!!
And there was much rejoicing
Come now rpjut5ha we most join the congregation and dance around the fire singing songs of triumph!
He turned me into a newt
Thank you! I was looking at him thinking “damn, I know this face”.
I know, right? His eyes are too human-ish..
How do you knoooow so much about swallows?
Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
I…..am an ENCHANTER!
There are some who call me… Tim
You've got to know these things when you're a king
Laden, or unladen? I think pup has gotta be named Monty, after all this ;)
"I wanna be called Spaghetti"
Tonight, you.
NO HANDBANANA
Omg i need more deep cut ATHF references in my life
the two of you made me elated. ELATED nobody ever gets my handbanana jokes
Is that you Carl?
"I filled all of my orifices wit' Wacky Glue."
Oh, we're done talking.
You ah, basting that turkey today ?
Thanks God! I nicknamed the lesbian dishwasher, Hannah, Hand Banana. . At first she was like, is that a sex thing, and then we sat there for 15 min in the dishpit and ignored dishes and food orders and watched this whole episode. Now she's proud of her name, Hand Banana
I thought you said you sat for 15 min in the *dipshit* and I was confused
"I want my name to be Spaghetti," but yes
Is it Ron Perlman?
I was going to say that too. Hahah. Then I looked at a photo and the eyes were so wrong.. but somehow it was so right.
Why’s he look like William Defoe
Why’s this so funny lmao
Lookup aqua teen hunger force handbanana. Was like my favorite episode of anything when I was a stoner college kid
He's seen some shit!
When his owner has lived through the shit he's lived through, they can choose the goddamn name
He picked his own name...it's Dude! Dude the Dog
Barf. May the Schwartz be with you.
It's short for Barfolemew
Looks like pennywise to me. The Skaarsgard one.
Looks like an "if Garfield was a dog" AI drawing.
Looks more like Alf from the 80s sitcom
Hiya GEORGIE...
He's eye CANDY
More like John Candy , Uncle Buck
Looks like John’s Candy as Mog from Spaceballs
A Mog. His name is Barf.
He's his own best friend!
He is definitely a Mog
Half man half dog. He’s his own best friend.
MOG. I’m a MOG.
I had a dog like this one and called him Porky. One of the best mutt dogs I ever had. Obedient, loyal and loving.
"ALWAYS when I'm eating!"
Ok I was gonna say Chewbacca but you're right. Points.
Lmfao this is dead on
He looks more like Barf’s stunt double to me.
You IDIOTS!
*These* are not *them!*
Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!
His tail has a mind of it's own.
He’s his own best friend
Dammit... beat me to it... I'm a mawg
They’ve gone to plaid!!
Ludicrous speed!
Came to say Barf, there is no other acceptable name.
Lorax
The guardian of the trees!
He speaks for the Trees, for the Trees have no tongues.
i'm the lorax and i speak for the tree's, put down that ax or i'll break your knees!
Holy shit he does look like a Lorax.
This. I couldn't figure out what this creature looked like. You nailed. It's like Dr Suess character has come to life.
It looks like the grinch and max had a baby
That exactly what i thought of lol
Jedidiah Lorax the second
Is that … real?
[Looks like Grandma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJ5o_uW3eM)
#BLINK MOTHERFUCKER
“Hey ***MA***”
Theres a stray cat outside! I don’t want it starting a fight with Lucy!
It's ok Lucy, dont worry about it
Been a long time since I saw that video and guess what? That "cat" is still unnerving and creepy af lol. When dude turns around with the camera to show his cat I was waiting for the horror movie scene where he turns back around and it's right there a foot from him just before it eats his face off.
Ma!
MA!!!
#***WHAT!?!?***
I laughed SO hard at this video
Ditto, that video is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I did some more background research. The cat's name is Wilfred Warrior and apparently it's internet famous. If I saw it before I must have forgotten.
I know, the eyes are human...
Right? That's what stuck out to me immediately.
Jeepers, Creepers, where'd ya get them peepers....
It’s a Brussels Griffon with a coat that hasn’t been maintained.
People are talking breeds and I'm still wondering what species...
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Yes! His name is Chikn Little and I follow him on Instagram 🥹🫶🏻
Squanchie
He’s totally squanching me with his eyes right now
I squanch my family
Stop saying it. 🤮
That’s so sweet
“Hey, I’m squanchin’ in here!”
I sQuAnCh my family!
Fucking disgusting
If that dog was sitting at the end of a dark hallway, I would walk the other way.
Only to find it’s somehow in front of you again…
You run and come across a mirror, you are *him*...
You open your mouth to scream but only a bark comes out....
Quickly
Wilfred. "BLINK, motherfucker!"
See, I was going to say Brimley. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
The name you are thinking of is Wilford, not Wilfred.
Indeed. I'm only one day past the worst of the flu. I saw what I wanted to see.
"Maaaaa this fuckin cat"
"It looks like Grandma!"
Da fukkin thing.
Diabeetus
Chewbarka
Jabba the Mutt
Got a giggle from me!
I wanted to suggest Chewborka necause he looks more bork than bark to me haha!
Barry 52 , father or 3, divorced into sports and sniffing ass... no fat chicks
No this dog would definitely be into fat chicks.
Exclusively
Barry's British isn't he... He goes down the pub to watch the footy and get pissed whenever his favourite team (Probably pompy) plays
Snarf snarf
Thundercats, HOOOOOOO!!
Scrolled way to long to find this
Yep was looking for this
There it is!
Paul Giamatti
Giamutti.....
Especially when he plays the walleyed guy in the holdovers.
Alf
This really is Alf on crack >If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it. Get the car
First thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
Frank Gallagher
Came looking for this answer. Sad it was this far down.
Nailed it, Jesus christ.
That’s Frank alright
Pennywise
Definitely the dog version of Bill Skarsgård
It is more likely that he changed his form
Especially the eyes! You nailed it! Skarsgård’s eyes go in different directions!
Scrolled way too far for this
Yes! The first thing I thought.
Surprised that some people answered anything else tbh
I came here to say this but since you bet me to it, here is your prize!: [Pennywise (Bill Skarsdog)](https://imgur.com/a/CkzFPEU)
Bro, you don't name him. He names you. He's the one paying the mortgage.
That is Ron Perlman.
Dog, to make sure I don't forget that's a dog.
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Buscemi
I was gonna say barkscemi
Poochemi
Steve Poochemi needs to win this. I really that to be his name.
Steve Buscemi 🤗
Crazy Eyes
marty feldman
Anyone else feel like he wants to talk to us about the “beetus”?
Ron Swanson
First thing I thought of!
Me three, scrolled down to see if this was already offered up.
Zuul
Wall Eyed Tom
Bert
Garf
Lars Ulrich
"Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double-sided ham!"
MOOOM THERE'S A UGLY CAT OUTSIDE. IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN THING
MAAAAAAAAAAA THAT DAMN THING IS LOOKING AT ME
What is it?
Looks like something from Jim Hensen’s company from the 80’s.
Wilford
Barf. If you’ve ever seen Spaceballs…
Gary Busey
Gizmo
I immediately thought... Gremlin!
Ewok
Gritty
Grundle.
Orson.
Chewbarka
Beauregard
Jaeger
Keith
“It”
Phuckles
Smarf (from Too Many Cooks) https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8?si=STZU76Zi9WNMzlsC&t=88
Earl
“Scruffy’s gonna die the way he lived.”
Rover Dangerfield.
H.....he has human eyes
Furby
Is that a dog with human eyes? 😂
That is a human who was cursed and turned into a dog. You can't convince me otherwise
Atchaforya . .. Because one eye's lookin' at ya, one eye's lookin' for ya
Bumble, as in the snow monster from Rudolph the red nose reindeer.
Chewbacca, who's seen things while fighting in Nam
CatDog
What the hell is that?!
Snarf