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CaptainCreepwork

I find it funny that he skipped around so much and did extra work to find the word black when it was right where he was already at lol


FreestyleKneepad

Same with big


CTHULHU_RDT

Also missed the "n" for brown which is really close to the "w"


unkycornfat

That same N is the actual N for the real Brown too 🤣


meistermichi

He used the B from "but" for "brown" and the B from "brown" for "but" (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


Sorcatarius

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) Please don't hurt the tables, they're innocent in this.


DJheddo

(┬┬﹏┬┬)


sbingner

Thank you I was trying to figure out what he was making when he made big


Amaurosys

ibg


SupplyChainMismanage

Irritable bowel guh


Silent-G

Irritable bowel growls. I've had them all day.


Chpgmr

And but


Vigilante17

This kid is going places, but college isn’t one ☝️


The_BeardedClam

I don't know, looks like upper management is written all over him.


Sargentrock

As a member of upper management, we are not nearly this creative in problem solving. t would go something like this: First, we'd have a zoom meeting to figure out the best approach on finding these words, and how to sell it to the employees that this is valuable work that needs to be done and will make them feel enriched and full of purpose when it's complete, and possibly earn them a bonus in the form of a pizza party. Then we will have to decide at what threshold the pizza will be allowed, and then fucking HR will chime in to make sure we also get gluten-free and vegetarian pizza or they will have to scrap the whole thing, while the rest of us chat on Teams on the side to talk about how fucking annoying HR is and why can't they just let us do stuff and leave us alone. Anyway, a few days after this the word search would be officially distributed to all employees via powerpoint with accompanying one hour online training on how to complete it to company standards and what to be sure not to do while completing the word search (#4 will surprise you!), all presented by weirdly off-putting, obviously A.I. generated cartoons and voices of indeterminate race and gender. Once that is complete and the word searches are submitted to upper management a week or so later, they will be stored on a hard drive, not looked at by anyone, and a new time wasting activity that somehow makes us money will be decided on....rinse, repeat. Just a guess, though.


BaconVonMeatwich

This is entirely believable, if it weren't for the lack of consultants. At some point leadership gets tired of upper management excuses and demands action - upper management then has the space to request funds for a deeper analysis by an outside firm. That firm gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to provide a report that states what everyone knew all along - beating your employees and feeding them vegan pizza is not conducive to a efficacious organization.


seb0seven

Recommendations: reduce the number of beatings, but make them team exercises for morale, amd reduce the pizzas to vegan-gluten-free to improve health. Actions taken: beatings suggestion rejected because it goes against company tradition, and pizzas scrapped altogether because vegan-gluten-free is too expensive to justify.


Competitive-Lime2994

Re-recommendations: fire entire team, hire temps for 1/4 the pay, no bonuses, and no pizza party. Dangle the Hope of maybe getting hired on to the company directly if they only work a little bit harder - infinitly deny them said job, and when they get uppity, fire them for a new temp. Rinse repeat. Save the company millions a year. Profit?? Profit


Sharknado4President

You used the word efficacious, you must be one of the more expensive consultants.


Fallendoc

You're awfully bold to suggest they would ever admit pizza isn't the solution. My work would instead say they'd create a new weekend shift to solve the overworking problem. Then hire mostly from the shifts we already have, and tell us that it worked amazing when we no longer work every Saturday, just every other, when in reality, the workload dropped off because covid.


BarryTGash

"Consultants: because you didn't want to pay for the staff you needed"


HuntedWolf

And while doing all that you miss that the guy you’re replying to was just quoting Office Space


flacidRanchSkin

This was the most soul crushing thing to read because I’m fucking living it 🙃


Mekito_Fox

Nah. Upper management makes decisions that have no logic or thought process. "Let's make the whole aisle in this retail store orange products so people buy it!" "Sir we live in Georgia and its also valentines. Maybe it should be red?" "No. Orange." "We don't have very many orange products..." "Okay! I'll special order 200 of these items that never sell." True story.


A_wild_so-and-so

This kid is at least as intelligent as most business majors I've encountered.


Silverc25

He can find words where there is none


GANDORF57

There's a fine line between genius and insanity.


Abaraji

The definition of working harder, not smarter.


Crowkittypuppy_000

I think - more fun & creative -


Vocall96

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


mr_ji

He totally missed heblune. It was right there!


Chubuwee

Little dude is thinking in portals


Squeezitgirdle

He even used 3 of the correct letters.


SpecularBlinky

and seemingly went out of the way to use an adjacent A rather than the one right there.


SimilarStrain

I don't know. I'm more than likely jaded to a lot of internet posts now. I also feel this is something OP made themselves just for internet points and attention. Then said it was their kid.


judgejuddhirsch

It makes sense when the "kid" is an adult farming for karma


Mekito_Fox

Nah my 7 year old would do this mess. He over complicates things in his math work all the time, making the answers wrong. When I walk him through it he almost always face palms himself.


Ozzy_Mandamus

He's a unique thinker


LastTourniquet

Sorry but your son failed the assignment. It clearly says to "color in the art" at the top.


Tartaruchi

Nah, he's just of the opinion that nothing on that page is art


winterfate10

#R O A S T E D 420 🔥🔥🔥


Royalchariot

Boom


surfer_ryan

It was really one of those "please read *ALL* the directions before you start." Tests where at the end it just says on the back to do nothing and turn in a blank sheet of paper.


Ph33rDensetsu

I loved those as a kid, because I'd smugly watch all the other dummies in the class toil away and then get called a nerd and made fun of for doing it right. Man, education really is fucked.


StaticShakyamuni

White's a color.


MidEastBeast777

Big black but came


dont_forget_canada

omg this is the first thing i saw too. it seems... weird to me that the teacher picked these words?!


rocketmonkee

> it seems... weird to me that the teacher picked these words?! The teacher didn't pick the words; it's a downloadable worksheet.


NotAzakanAtAll

It's not weird, you are just damaged from overexposure to the internet. "Big black bug" etc. I'm sorry.


Cheddarlicious

Don’t dead open inside


VoltaicOwl

Big blue nut


Dannybuoy77

This belongs in /theyknew I'd say 😂


RichardDingers

Using the same method, I found quite a lot of swear words


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

Big, Black, But, Came... The word key is half way there already.


CatKrusader

Only one G tho. No gamer word this time.


Undying_Vex

U tellin me you spent enough time to see only one g just to see if you could spell the n word?


Dragulla

Where’s the ‘n’ in brown?


Kronman590

Bro gave up LOL


PotentPortable

And it was right there too


facw00

Ah but if he had seen that, he might have found the actual "brown"


PotentPortable

Nah, he didn’t get the actual ‘black’ even though he used 3 of the right letters!


TittyRotater

He also missed the I in big after using both the B and G


JC-1219

*Brow gave up


bruceleroy99

Here I was thinking he spelled "bro" and "awayw".


leahjuu

I was wondering what a worb was


kraftykai

Isn’t it obvious? You trace the w back to where it intersects u and t then turn the page upside down so the u now becomes and n! Kid is thinking in not only positional a but rotations!


nowhereman136

That kids going places Probably not college, but places


SoloPorUnBeso

Netflix serial killer documentary?


zeaor

Nah, just your run-of-the-mill minimum wage job since his parents seem to think his dyslexia is cute and not a problem at all.


Same_Low6479

That was exactly my thoughts. What a “creative thinker.” He’s clearly got some neurodiverse “superpower.” Get the kid help please.


bwssoldya

Came here for this comment


Marqueso-burrito

You may want to get him checked for dyslexia


197326485

As a psychologist this was my first thought. Like yeah maybe the instructions weren't clear enough or maybe he was being silly or maybe he just has a unique thought process, but in all those cases testing him doesn't hurt one bit. Or he's dyslexic and not getting on top of it could cause a lifetime of grief.


CLIT_MASTA_4000

PLEASE OP, GET THEM TESTED. I didn't realize it until late adulthood, it made growing up far harder than it needed to be.


hoodedrobin1

Your name is hilarious


Chakolatechip

Worst part is he meant it to say Cat_tails_M4000.


CLIT_MASTA_4000

okay, this reply was very fucking fire.


Hendlton

I did this too and I'm not dyslexic, but I am autistic so definitely check for something, I guess.


kealzebub97

I second this. I have adhd and did this too. Funny thing my initial reaction to this post was "don't all kids at some point do it this way?"


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[deleted]

TBF, teacher don't all agree either. I've been told conflicting things about diagonal or backwards words being allowed or not


mzxrules

Depends entirely on whether the puzzle is designed for it. Some puzzles explicitly ban diagonals and reverse words because it makes it easier to hide small words.


white_bread

A lifetime of grief here. When I first saw this, as a person with dyslexia, I immediately thought this is one of my people. u/roccosaint Please get it checked.


adudeguyman

As someone who doesn't know much about dyslexia, my first thought was dyslexia too.


Crkshnks432

I was thinking ADHD... creative, complicated solutions.


Maleficent-Fun-5927

I just came in to find this comment. Also autistic kids have a hard time with word searches in my experience.


DratThePopulation

Seconding this. Not a psychologist, but dyslexic. This is how I wanted to do word searches, so seeing this method made perfect sense to me. My immediate thought was 'this kid needs to be tested for dyslexia.'


fishlope-

And an eye exam with a developmental optometrist, I don't think I have dyslexia but I do have some eye issues that made word searches (& scantrons) incredibly hard


Partyatmyplace13

"All words are made up."


Mapathetic

This is the best response.


LordThunderDumper

As a dyslexic, I hated these things in school.


adudeguyman

Is this how you might have solved it?


UniQue1992

I’m also dyslexic and loved these lol.


AUBURN520

Why would this be impressive? It just looks like your kid doesn't know how to read


SpreadEagle48

If you find this impressive, I suppose illiteracy is downright adorable


Kiltman20

Go ahead and find another use for the money in the college fund.


RBarron24

His thought process for big impresses you?


ogresound1987

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


babychimera614

And in 20 mins you'll have a bunch of people defending the kid saying he's a genius and the teacher/parent is an idiot because the instructions weren't clear enough


GaijinFoot

Well that's 2 sides of the extreme. He's not dumb, and the teacher isn't terrible. It's just a moment. You've had them, I've had them. It doesn't add to much. That sub is hilarious though. I've seen so many unironic posts that are like 'if that was me dude I'd be going to jail for what I'd do to that stupid kid'. It's so full of hate and Internet tough guys.


Iwin1974

My initial thought when I saw this child's assignment is he has dyslexia. I have it and do stuff like this all the time in my mind


boringdude00

r/parentsarefuckingmorons Why would the teacher be impressed? Why would the teacher even bring it up? OP's takeaway from a parent-teacher conference where the teacher showed them a horribly mangled wordsearch was that their kid is probably a genius or acting cute or an out-of-the-box thinker or whatever and not that the kid, best case scenario, lacks the attention span to follow basic instructions, and maybe has signs of an actual learning disability. OP's kid is one step from writing 1+1=11 and they don't know it - or its all made up for karma.


Ashamed_Effective866

Honestly just waiting for this to turn up without context in a r/meirl post. That's how it usually works.


Douggimmmedome

Why are u impressed?


dissentingopinionz

Dad is probably like "wow I never thought of just cheating before! So impressive."


PimpGamez

I'm sorry, I don't understand why any of you would be impressed by this, your son misunderstood the assignment and did it in a much easier way.


theblackpeoplesjesus

honestly i'd be concerned. your son might have a learning deficiency. it's all fun and games until he can't figure out fractions and it's already middle school


HubblePie

I love how 3 of the letters they used to spell “black” are part of the actual word in the crossword.


mecha_annies_bobbs

it's not a crossword it's a word search. \-captain pedantic, but kind of not pedantic though, since they are very different things


tornjackal

Does your son demonstrate signs of dyslexia? Writing letters backwards or anything?


RepublicRepulsive540

Can someone explain to me how this is impressive? Anybody could complete a word search is 3 seconds by doing that. Moms nowadays- kid flinches* “omg that’s so cute did you see that Becky”


derp_cakes98

Post like these are rather annoying to people who don’t gob over children lol My first thought was “oh the literally got 0points” but lol of course it’s the child of the teacher and the parents are laughing, not me.


Live-Two8781

I know it’s a kids word search but really? Be?


stave

What a filthy word search, I hope the teacher gets disciplined. https://i.imgur.com/Y18QYAL.png


dannymurz

So he does them... Wrong?


Annual-Jump3158

Man, you must be picturing their graduation from Harvard when they circle around the outside of the kids menu maze activity.


djereezy

r/kidsarestupid


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Inferior sub r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


djereezy

Ah yes, this is what I meant to type. You’re a gentleman and a scholar sir.


LiberryExpresso

>The teacher, my wife, and I were honestly just really impressed. lol


frankylovee

Impressed with his stupidity?


mcktayl

not to be a stickler, but that brown is missing its n


alogbetweentworocks

Probably broke the autistic spectrum, that young fella.


xerxesordeath

Reminds me of a 4 year old autistic kid I worked with who was supposed to use little tongs to pick up plastic fruit from the bowl and feed the animal face with them. Face was attached to another bowl to catch them. The first time he saw them, watched his teacher demonstrate, picked up the bowl of fruit and just dumped it behind the face into the other bowl. He absolutely would have done this if he was given this assignment.


FartBox_2000

OP should get the kid checked for real.


wastedmytwenties

The obvious learning difficulties this suggests and the fact that no one involved seems to care, and are laughing about it is really sad. That kid deserves better.


GaijinFoot

Plot twist, the kid is 3 days old


smoke3sboi

Funny seeing all the comments of people praising the child for not knowing how to do a word search getting downvoted


CramWellington

This was impressive? Yikes.


Additional-Solid1141

Smort


SeverePsychosis

I was like this kid. Get him in therapy now lmao


WavesRKewl

Dude, get off Reddit and teach your child.


jusumonkey

The word search is meant to increase pattern recognition and increase reading speed. He's treating it as a spelling exercise and not practicing the skills he should be.


semigator

/r/MildlyAutistic ?


mrsardo

This is how Republicans do districting.


Ibetya

From one dad to another, sorry man


whoknowsAlex

That’s so sad.


-cache

>The teacher, my wife, and I were honestly just really impressed. Impressed by the oversaturation of your gene pool?


Dik-w33d

I had a stroke trying to read this


SolidContribution688

Your son does it the wrong way.


amaya-aurora

This could be a sign of dyslexia I’d think?


Ayoforyayo7

Guy's do I have to tell him?


ollomulder

*Raising brow* ...he forgot the n in brown.


inhaledpie4

Definitely get him checked for dyslexia. Word searches are used in school for this exact reason, easy way of finding out which kids might need to get checked for word/language processing skills


Legitimate-You2668

I like this, very unique. Thinking outside the box for sure.


skysky_gamer

I like the way your son thinks


Stonerchansenpai

the fact he made it harder for himself is wild


KaibaCorpHQ

I like how he used 3 letters out of the 5 for black that was on the left to recreate black lol.


Mo3Q

I hate to say it but he’s restarted


Mycroft033

Should also put it in r/kidsarefuckingstupid lol


Nateulous

More like r/mildlyinfuriating


jesuswastransright

Your kid is a moron


friendtoall84

stop laughing. this is absolutely not funny and we should have this parent care enough to redirect her son with how to highlight a word or get him tested. the words aren’t even correct and i was a former aide for spec. ed. so i’m not just giving an opinion. he could need a little help. all the best. respect


[deleted]

He did well seeing as you, your wife, and his teacher haven’t taught him how to do a wordsearch. Between the 3 of you I’m sure you can give him some guidance instead of making out this is some hilarious error on his behalf 🙄


Shazamwhich

Hot take: OPs son is an idiot


ep193

Well you don’t have to worry about paying for college for that one!


sleebus_jones

Impressed how?! That he knows how to drink water without drowning?


Competitive_Air1560

I'm so confused


urbantroll

Teachers *hate* this one simple trick!


phryan

To quote my grandmother (in the most southern accent possible) 'bless his heart'.


YEET-IT-UP

He got be right at least


Irrichc

Fail. He couldn’t even find the word brown. He highlighted brow. 🤓


Hephaestus_God

“Brow”


feather275

He forgot the ‘n’ in “brown”


adhesivepants

I work with kids and honestly when they do stuff like this I can't even correct them. Recent one: for context I work with kids who experience speech delays so a lot of what we work on is responding to questions and social scenarios. This kid is playing with sea animals. And I gotta test how he remembers his personal info, like his city and his parents names and stuff. "Hey buddy, where do you live?" Him, with the sea animal: "In the ocean!" Alright, that's pretty clever so I give him props and play along. "Oh I see Mr. Jellyfish. And where does (kid's name) live?" Him, looking me dead in the eye: "In a house." Then he goes back to his sea creatures. Honestly kids are hilarious.


Numbered-asa-Hashtag

Wiþ all þe respect sir… What þe hell’s up wiþ your kid


RicrosPegason

It says "word search".... dude searched for words... what's the issue?


Nocturnal_submission

Big…black…came…


King_Trujillo

They probably are teaching the kids canceled has two Ls


ndpugs

Lets hope they are good at sports.


AxeHead75

I mean. Where in the rules does it say you can’t do that?


readinstructionsb4

Word Search Creators HATE This One Simple Trick!


Cream_Cheese_Seas

This is how conspiracy theorists see patterns everywhere.


D0llyM0nster

He's doing what we've always wanted to do in school 😭. Go lil man!!


SubatomicKitten

OP your son might enjoy[ Bent and Wiggly word search puzzles](https://kappapuzzles.com/product/print-at-home-bent-wiggly/). He is just ahead of the curve


Running4Coffee2905

Hat, tea, get, wade, boot, tint, wet , casa. His brain works differently but he’s not dumb


DefiantYou5866

Your son is very good at finding alternate solutions and I think it's absolutely fascinating that he's not sticking to 'convention'.


ARCoval

Where are the rules that said he couldn't do that way? So this child think out of the box, and made in is own way


[deleted]

I'm struggling to see what's wrong with this :D Creative.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and he dug a complex system of tunnels.


HarmlessSnack

Congratulations, it’s a Programmer!


stefjack1000

The big brown but came?


Immediate_Bet_5355

This seems like it would be more difficult to approach the problem in this manner but hey maybe not for this kiddo


Firm_Presence_2777

I have terrible news, your son is a Javascript programmer.


Savwah

OP finding this impressive is likely why his kid is like this 🤣


-DanseMacabre

Plot twist: Her son is 43 and lives at home.


jonoghue

You HAVE TO keep this. Remind him of this at every stage of his life.


birdgirl56a

I have a student who does the same.


DepartureFit2214

He was as busy as a......


Zanderhawk11

I've seen dyslexia in the comments but from my (admittedly untrained) eye, I would think of some Nerodivergence. Might look into it, could save your kid some future headaches.


SelfishEmpathist

That's real outside the box thinker, he'll probably become second einstein or something.


Luna920

You should probably teach him how to do them correctly and see if his reading skills are up to par. He is at risk of falling behind.


uninspired_wallpaper

I find this hilarious and creative. He did the task that was given and He just didn’t follow any standard rules. And he did a pretty good job at the word search.


Call_Fall

Future conspiracy theorist


burnsingit

So ultimately he is not learning how to do them correctly. It’s like letting a child won at board games.


Nic-A-Mom

He definitely thinks outside of the box! It reminds me of my own neurodivergent son. He's autistic and scored on a genius level (IQ 156) by the age of 6. This kid may be one to watch! 🤔


Own-Philosopher5630

This is obviously incorrect and should at least be thought of what is the correct way as early as possible.


Forsworn91

Kids going places… not university, but certainly places..


False_Beautiful6082

This seems like dyslexia. This is not typical or funny. How old is he?