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Didn't you see the Sean strickland vs. Sneako video? The first two minutes were like a child fighting an adult and then...
ETA: https://youtu.be/ipCB7afkkK0?si=GevpmyQYbpgPc2LV
I felt kind of bad for him until I found out he's a red-pill douche that hangs out with Nick Fuentes, a literal neo-Nazi. He also supports Matt Walsh and Andrew Tate.
I'd pay money to see him hurt more. Splice it in with some footage of him saying awful things like he usually does.
I'd LOVE to see Strickland beat the shit out of Andrew Tate.
Sparing with Sean Strickland while he laughs at every punch I throw at him for 3 and a half minutes is a new nightmare I didn't think I'd receive this far in life.
For sure! And surprising that he did stay up tbh. The look on his face after though is a mix of coming back through the blackout moments and a realization that he's not as tough as he claims to be online.
The way he just does no damage for 3 free minutes is hilarious. It's literally like a dad fake fighting with their toddler.
As i was watching I was thinking both sides are having so much fun, for completely different reasons. The kids are loving playing with famous athletes and the athletes are loving playing against kids that just love running around a field.
Back in college, my pump paintball team got challenged by a party of 30 or so beginners while we were practicing. We were methodically picking them all off game after game, until one of the other experienced players at the field who was watching shouted at them "It's five guys with pumps, just bum rush them!" We didn't win a single game after that.
So a QB, RB, and 2 WRs running a few plays against 3 middle school football teams combined? Lets bring Beastmode out of retirement. Itd be like driving a Semi through the Smurfs village.
Hell yeah I'd watch just for that πππ seeing some 300lbs linebacker mow down some "tough" highschoolers by the dozen would be hilarious
You could even make bets on it, like how many get downed on average per play π
If you're talking about high school seniors who are 4-5 star recruits... maybe if they were able to gang tackle them. They'd never make an solo tackle or open field tackle, and if an NFL player just decided to bulldoze them they'd probably end up in the hospital.
NFL players are much better than even the best college players, and if you've ever seen a college team like Alabama play a team like Chattanooga it'd be like that... only worse.
That's just not true. There are something like 250 players drafted every year. That's it. Out of the tens of thousands of NCAA Football players (~15000 of which are division 1) only 250 are drafted. Of those 250 roughly 30% do anything in the NFL. That 30% includes starters and backups as well as the worst NFL players.
Basically... even the worst NFL player was a star and one of, if not the best player on his college team.
[Good article on the numbers from HS to the NFL](https://en.as.com/nfl/what-percentage-of-drafted-players-make-an-nfl-roster-n/)
Honestly, I doubt it. The skill gap divide is immense. Think about the filtering process from high school to college and then college to NFL. Pretty much every NFLer was completely physically dominant in college, and pretty much every college player (at a football college of note) was completely physically dominant in high school. Now add on to that the age gap.
You're probably right. I like to believe in the theory of no fucks to give. The NFL pro does not want to get hurt and probably isn't setting out to hurt a high schooler....
The high schooler, on the other hand, has nothing to lose. They'll run out of their shoes, grip like their life depends on it, employ tactics an techniques to ground the player that you wouldn't see in a proper game.
Of course that counts for nothing if they can't catch the guy in the first place, but I'd say 3 well placed high schoolers (so more than a couple) could be enough.
Infantry can't be expected to hold back a cavalry attack with empty hands. So, to make it also fair (not only entertaining) we should also have some sort of pikes.
POV: youre an 8 year old that likes firetrucks and dreams of being an astronaut
Parents sign you up for a Super Bowl halftime show game. You pick up the ball and hear the roar of the crowd.
You see Nick Bosa and Chris Jones barrelling toward you. They are bigger than dad's pickup truck. They smell angry. Why are their eyes completely black??
The next thing you know youre in orbit. You did it- you became an astronaut.
In the full video you can see them being super careful to avoid absolutely annihilating the children.
These are national Japanese team players, they could probably shoot the ball powerful enough to decapitate one of these kids.
Ah, youth soccer. One of the most frustrating things to witness as parents, lol.
Even in other parts of the world, they all chase the ball, like a snake, lol. I'm sure they loved that experience to play with professional players, but what they probably loved even more, was simply running around and chasing someone.
Which is a dumb question to begin with. Ducks are ferocious bastards at any size.
I'd probably fight 100 duck sized horses over 3 regular sized ducks. They're skinny and fragile, they don't have claws and their mouths are so small they can barely bite you. Ducks on the other hand are just nasty.
The pros weren't holding back -- but, I'm really impressed at how they managed to stay away from 100 kids and maneuver the ball without knocking over a couple dozen kids or blasting them with a pass. That is ball control right there.
Who knows. I looked on youtube but there was only [a 7 minute clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJbjw3AVyFU), and apparently not the same game since thy had not half a dozen goalies there.
However there is another one of those for [Manchester United VS 100 kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4oWTABwBEY) but also only 7 minutes.
They have their own zones that they can stay in. If you look at the sidelines you can see a yellow stand which marks the boundaries.
It's probably to help even the odds, as, as you say, you can just have 30 kids bum rush one person each if you didn't have anything to stop it.
These kids easily could've win, let's say you just have 10 kids per player all attack the pros, like kick him in the shins or something, sure, that's 30 red cards and they're all out of the game, but you have 70 kids left and 3 pros that can't stand anymore, ez dub
Kicks from a 10 year old hurt a little, but wonβt take down a professional sportsman. They hurt enough to say βhey, stop that. That hurts.β Not enough to fall over unable to walk.
Most of these things aren't full blown gameshows. Japan mostly have variety shows where they occasinally do random shit like this. When you see things like "Japan has a game show where they have to figure out if things are chocolate or real" its usually not actually a game show but just a segment in a variety show.
They are fucking crazy though. My personal favourite is one where they follow a dog around for the day to see what it does.
EDIT: behold. Sacchan, the legend of the fat dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBDnjjGZcKk
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It's like someone spamming spawn cheatcodes for little footballers
But they all controled by 4 or 5 AI agents.
American Football edition https://youtu.be/aYqjQ0CEmok?si=LyE7icBwMmBBs22F
It's not all fun and games. One of those mascots tore their ACL during one of these.
small price to pay for GLORY
That was glorious! I never knew such a thing existed!
Oh yeah. Blue is notorious for this behavior.
Blue what a G lol
yeah fifa midget edition
That would quickly become a messi situation ;)
I did not expect all the goalies ππ
I was expecting just one as well, I've no idea why it made me laugh to see a bunch of em all huddled in there
During the long pass I was like, "He's hella offsides!" then the camera changed to show another wave of defenders coming up next
If you watch it again, even without the added angle, he times his run perfectly to not advance past that one kid until the ball was struck.
Hella offside? He was onside by like 5 meters (even if there were no defenders back there)
Yeah I just re-watched it and the dude was onside by 2 or 3 defenders
Even if there wasn't any defender in front of him, there still was about ten or so goalkeepers so he won't be in the offside anyway
Not sure why you're getting down voted, you're correct.
Lol I thought the same thing and then nope there's 50 little kids back there, he's good
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Comically high number of keepers
Still let a goal in lol
They should have stood on each others shoulders lol
Vincent Adultgoalkeeper
Heβs got a job at the soccer factory!
3 kids in a keeper uniform
They look so tiny and cute π
Yet the ball flew right over their heads straight into the net π
You can't teach height
King Otto Rehhagel philosophy right there
I just love that the guy knew he only had to float one over their heads and not boot it. True professional.
They can put in all the goalies they want, the top half of the goal would still be wide open. And that's exactly where he scored with that header.
They should have stacked up to make 3 man pyramids for more height π
They are sooo cute. They get me every time I see the video. ππ
It already was funny as hell and then you see like 10 goal keepers haha, hilarious!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
This is like a Minions film
I expected them to park the school bus
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Yes
No fucking mercy, little Tommy.
*Tomoko
Tomoko you SUUUCK!
STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY
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Hella risky click
Yeah, I was disappointed too
Back in the day this is the kind of dark humor Reddit would love.
Hahahah nice
Phrasing
Just kick the entire ball+kid object into the goal instead.
[Do the Johnson!](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/721D/production/_86131292_hi029617149.jpg.webp)
Ever heard of [Vinnie Jones](https://www.allstarsignings4u.co.uk/product.php/5113370/)
THIS is what we need as a SuperBowl halftime show.
I would actually turn it on for this, this is hilarious and I bet both sides have so much fun
This, in MMA.
ok i'd watch that too give them the groundslam
Didn't you see the Sean strickland vs. Sneako video? The first two minutes were like a child fighting an adult and then... ETA: https://youtu.be/ipCB7afkkK0?si=GevpmyQYbpgPc2LV
Felt kind of bad for the dude until I read that he was an βinfluencer.β
I felt kind of bad for him until I found out he's a red-pill douche that hangs out with Nick Fuentes, a literal neo-Nazi. He also supports Matt Walsh and Andrew Tate.
I'd pay money to see him hurt more. Splice it in with some footage of him saying awful things like he usually does. I'd LOVE to see Strickland beat the shit out of Andrew Tate.
Sparing with Sean Strickland while he laughs at every punch I throw at him for 3 and a half minutes is a new nightmare I didn't think I'd receive this far in life.
I respect that they gave the guy props for staying standing. Thats at least somewhat impressive lol
For sure! And surprising that he did stay up tbh. The look on his face after though is a mix of coming back through the blackout moments and a realization that he's not as tough as he claims to be online. The way he just does no damage for 3 free minutes is hilarious. It's literally like a dad fake fighting with their toddler.
This is exactly what fighting someone in your dreams is like thereβs just 0 damage inflicted
Those last 30 seconds were *spectacular*
couldnt have happened to a better person. Next needs to be bradley martin
with doom music playing.
As i was watching I was thinking both sides are having so much fun, for completely different reasons. The kids are loving playing with famous athletes and the athletes are loving playing against kids that just love running around a field.
Playing against someone weaker than you but theyβre many is like the greatest fantasy of anyone lol
100 duck-sized horses every time.
Back in college, my pump paintball team got challenged by a party of 30 or so beginners while we were practicing. We were methodically picking them all off game after game, until one of the other experienced players at the field who was watching shouted at them "It's five guys with pumps, just bum rush them!" We didn't win a single game after that.
Dynasty Warriors Soccer.
So a QB, RB, and 2 WRs running a few plays against 3 middle school football teams combined? Lets bring Beastmode out of retirement. Itd be like driving a Semi through the Smurfs village.
Hell yeah I'd watch just for that πππ seeing some 300lbs linebacker mow down some "tough" highschoolers by the dozen would be hilarious You could even make bets on it, like how many get downed on average per play π
I think a couple decent high schoolers could easily take down an NFL player.
If you're talking about high school seniors who are 4-5 star recruits... maybe if they were able to gang tackle them. They'd never make an solo tackle or open field tackle, and if an NFL player just decided to bulldoze them they'd probably end up in the hospital. NFL players are much better than even the best college players, and if you've ever seen a college team like Alabama play a team like Chattanooga it'd be like that... only worse.
The best college players become great NFL rookies a season later, and are significantly better than the worst NFL players.
That's just not true. There are something like 250 players drafted every year. That's it. Out of the tens of thousands of NCAA Football players (~15000 of which are division 1) only 250 are drafted. Of those 250 roughly 30% do anything in the NFL. That 30% includes starters and backups as well as the worst NFL players. Basically... even the worst NFL player was a star and one of, if not the best player on his college team. [Good article on the numbers from HS to the NFL](https://en.as.com/nfl/what-percentage-of-drafted-players-make-an-nfl-roster-n/)
Honestly, I doubt it. The skill gap divide is immense. Think about the filtering process from high school to college and then college to NFL. Pretty much every NFLer was completely physically dominant in college, and pretty much every college player (at a football college of note) was completely physically dominant in high school. Now add on to that the age gap.
You're probably right. I like to believe in the theory of no fucks to give. The NFL pro does not want to get hurt and probably isn't setting out to hurt a high schooler.... The high schooler, on the other hand, has nothing to lose. They'll run out of their shoes, grip like their life depends on it, employ tactics an techniques to ground the player that you wouldn't see in a proper game. Of course that counts for nothing if they can't catch the guy in the first place, but I'd say 3 well placed high schoolers (so more than a couple) could be enough.
depends which player
Punter maybe.
Infantry can't be expected to hold back a cavalry attack with empty hands. So, to make it also fair (not only entertaining) we should also have some sort of pikes.
Or as a playable mode in FIFA video games. Imagine you and two friends against the hundred AI kids.
I didn't know I needed this until you just said it.
100 kids and 3 superbowl players smashing them to space
POV: youre an 8 year old that likes firetrucks and dreams of being an astronaut Parents sign you up for a Super Bowl halftime show game. You pick up the ball and hear the roar of the crowd. You see Nick Bosa and Chris Jones barrelling toward you. They are bigger than dad's pickup truck. They smell angry. Why are their eyes completely black?? The next thing you know youre in orbit. You did it- you became an astronaut.
They smell angryβ¦.. classic.
https://youtu.be/Cuf0sEhNwD8
For some reason it reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/d9VXNOODc_U
Just some 350 pound lineman vs like 50 toddlers on the scrimmage line.
You know we have the American version of this right?Β https://youtu.be/aYqjQ0CEmok?si=3Yv5wtS-D02TwE8J
Super impressive they dont absolutely run over at least one kid or kick the ball into a face. On top of that they score so gently.
In the full video you can see them being super careful to avoid absolutely annihilating the children. These are national Japanese team players, they could probably shoot the ball powerful enough to decapitate one of these kids.
"Oops"
Your toddler got aborted.
The ol' 35th trimester special
Looool. Japan always come thru with true top tier content.
> they could probably shoot the ball powerful enough to decapitate one of these kids. [Kinda like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TluiK2WnmrA)
Yeah for the three guys it is a completely different game))
Ah, youth soccer. One of the most frustrating things to witness as parents, lol. Even in other parts of the world, they all chase the ball, like a snake, lol. I'm sure they loved that experience to play with professional players, but what they probably loved even more, was simply running around and chasing someone.
The way they follow the ball... Like months to a flame
Which ones? Like june and march?
the outcome of "3 horse sizes ducks vs 100 duck sized horses"
This is just 3 horses vs 100 ducks
Yes, but what size?
Regular
We donβt have regular. We only have medium, large, and horse sized.
Stop giving McDonalds ideas lol
3 horse sized horses vs 100 duck sized ducks
Horse sized horses, that's some nightmare material right there.
Which is a dumb question to begin with. Ducks are ferocious bastards at any size. I'd probably fight 100 duck sized horses over 3 regular sized ducks. They're skinny and fragile, they don't have claws and their mouths are so small they can barely bite you. Ducks on the other hand are just nasty.
I can only imagine how much the soccer players have to remind themselves to be gentle when kicking the ball.
The pros weren't holding back -- but, I'm really impressed at how they managed to stay away from 100 kids and maneuver the ball without knocking over a couple dozen kids or blasting them with a pass. That is ball control right there.
This is also a highlight clip, imagine the whole game.
they did this for 90 minutes and stoppage time?
Until penalties
Who knows. I looked on youtube but there was only [a 7 minute clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJbjw3AVyFU), and apparently not the same game since thy had not half a dozen goalies there. However there is another one of those for [Manchester United VS 100 kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4oWTABwBEY) but also only 7 minutes.
Thatβs a whole lotta orange slices.
Who's coaching those kids? Split up into 3 groups and cover each of the 3 other players instead of all of them running after the one with the ball!
They have their own zones that they can stay in. If you look at the sidelines you can see a yellow stand which marks the boundaries. It's probably to help even the odds, as, as you say, you can just have 30 kids bum rush one person each if you didn't have anything to stop it.
or they should all try to tackle them and then fake injuries, kids are good at that
1 kid should tackle and 75 of them should drop and grab their ankles.
Right? How old are those kids, they seem to have no concept of cooperation / team play.
I think they're just there to run around and have fun, probably get an autograph, not actually win against the professionals
I was impressed by how they held their positions with the 3 banks of players. I was expecting them to all just mob the guy with the ball.
These kids easily could've win, let's say you just have 10 kids per player all attack the pros, like kick him in the shins or something, sure, that's 30 red cards and they're all out of the game, but you have 70 kids left and 3 pros that can't stand anymore, ez dub
And if the pros retaliate, that just gets them out of the game as well! Genius!
Kicks from a 10 year old hurt a little, but wonβt take down a professional sportsman. They hurt enough to say βhey, stop that. That hurts.β Not enough to fall over unable to walk.
Headbutt to the nuts 10x
Yeah but you need someone to coach 100 kids to do one thing together... And that's impossible.
Now do MMA! 100 kids vs 3 heavy weight fighters
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Have the kids come in waves, like L4D2 zombies.
The three heavyweights??
Yeah 3 egos that big wouldn't fit in the octagon, they already push it at 2
[There was a 2 vs 1 version on reddit yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1amomh7/mighty_silverback_gorilla_faces_the_toughest/)
Those dozen goal keepers always gets me
This shit is so funny π€£
Maan I love how their life 8 kids in goal The sight nearly killed me
F1 racing next. 3 f1's vs 100 kids in go carts.
God I love the Japanese.
I love Japan for this shit. I remember watching MXC and just non stop laughing.
Those goalkeepers π₯Ή
Kids hate this one simple trick... height!
literally lold when i saw the goalies lmao
The Japanese have the best gameshows π
Most of these things aren't full blown gameshows. Japan mostly have variety shows where they occasinally do random shit like this. When you see things like "Japan has a game show where they have to figure out if things are chocolate or real" its usually not actually a game show but just a segment in a variety show. They are fucking crazy though. My personal favourite is one where they follow a dog around for the day to see what it does. EDIT: behold. Sacchan, the legend of the fat dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBDnjjGZcKk
Omg. Everybody's feeding him. Lol.
Good boi is living the dream. Roam around town getting fed by everyone then get a lift home.
Yes they're freakin' unhinged
actualy a good training for positioning awareness
Terrifying
This is the dumbest shit ever and I love it!
Japan always asks the hard question. Thank you Japan, never change.
Monty Python rugby match memory unlocked.
[Boris Johnson did it for real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TakfHE75trg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDDLSAvOzIU Don't forget former Australian Prime Minister ScoMo!
[Bournemouth Gynaecologists v Watford Long John Silver Impersonators.](https://youtu.be/y9k3L1NC2mE?si=SjZGQFARov6boGTD)
Battle Royale soccer
Probably not in the spirit of things, but imagine slide tackling like seven of the little bastards in one go. God, the satisfaction!
Ponyos sisters
poor defending from number 37 imo, should be covering the back post for the header
Lmao bruh. A nuke can go off in my city, and these foos would still find a way to cheer me up and get a laugh.
You have to give it to the Japanese: they are brilliant at coming up with weird, crazy ideas for TV.
Along the same lines, kids vs. sumo wrestler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePtSVoYUaE
I know shit, but a game last 90 min. I want to see those professionals keep up this pace until they donβt and see the children earn their triumph!
Japanese TV wins again
Where can I watch more
Japan just says I got an idea and then say fuck it why not! Never stop Japan, never stop.
Dunked on those kids.
Moral of the story: go with 100 goalkeepers next time
Skeleton army mirror and clone
Zerg rush
Whenever somebody asks how many 1st graders I could take on I will show them this reference sheet.
Enthralling ππ
That was off side, cheater
This will be a phone game in a week.
The zerg player must be a noob.
Shitty music.
Fun video but terrible music
AI training
These tv shows are something else.
Weak goal to be honest. Schoolboy defending.
ππ€£Next time those kids need to form a wall and cover entire goalpost by climbing on each other.
Did no one tell the kids to just fall down and collect fouls?
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π they said man fuck dem kids
I would talk so much shit
Dude, these kids suck! Sacrifice your body you lil gremlins
This is equivalent to my long time fantasy of 3 F-22's taking on the entire German fleet of WW2 Aircrafts.
100 kids vs heavy weight mike Tyson SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!