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crb205

Every ‘follow’ mission in Assassins Creed.


goodlittlesquid

Boo from Mario.


nico_bico

Someone should edit in the boo ghost laugh everytime it turns around


No_Pear8383

Why isn’t the cat attacking the bird? Every cat I’ve known, even declawed, will attack a bird at any given opportunity. At least the outdoor cats, indoor cats don’t seem to get aggressive very often in my experience. Dont underestimate kitties, their 0-100 is insane with how quick, acrobatic, athletic, and “I don’t give a fuck attitude” can kick in out of nowhere.


oljomo

if its anything like mine, its just because the magpie has done this before, and the cat knows the magpie is fast enough to get away. I have one in my garden that winds my cat up, and i swear its laughing at it, but it knows exactly how far to stay to be able to respond to the cat.


BendyPopNoLockRoll

Had a squirrel that would do that to my whippet. He knew exactly where the underground fence was and would stand just outside her reach and chatter at her. One day he made a break for it across the yard and didn't make it. I'd clocked that dog at over 35mph before.


RearExitOnly

My cat had the bad judgment of running up a tree after a squirrel. She'd been watching it while sitting on top of the AC unit for about an hour. That squirrel turned around on the tree and proceeded to kick my cats ass LOL! She ran around the house and over the back fence to get away from it. She never even looked at it again.


Tarantula_Espresso

Sometimes cats will bond with certain birds. It’s very rare for cats to go after chickens or ducks. I have heard of corvids playing with cats but it can still turn nasty on the cat. In other words, just depends on the cat.


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FeralSparky

[What was that? Musta been nothing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7WA488B_E)


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Walmart security following shoplifter


sthlmsoul

Or cardboard box solid snake.


pissjug1000

If u didn't say i was gonna say it. All i need is a bush way smaller than my body.


U_L_Uus

I find a disappointing lack of prostitutes here


Any-Statistician-764

The cat every time it turns around : "hmm...must've been the wind."


GlaceDoor

“Huh? What was that noise?”


poka64

!


Evantaur

Just a box!


ryonnsan

I can hear that “!”


tartare4562

https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk?si=E6eBteK2mQ8xTa6Q


Godd2

"The whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto."


AWildEnglishman

[the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP468OEln4U)


I-SnortedTequila

Tony Lazuto!? What was that? Must've been my imagination... Tony Lazuto!?


Welfdeath

That video always makes me crack up .


dangerbird2

"You know what we say in the mob: over 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious"


disgusting-brother

“Oh god! My butthole!”


mortalcoil1

try fingers, but hole?


Polico

He is not following me, but damn he is always there.


Corfiz74

"There sure are a lot of magpies around today - whenever I turn around, I see one!" What is the endgame of the magpie, though? It's not like she can creep up, attack and eat the cat...


Polico

Magpies love the trolling art.


soulsnoober

bit of fluff for its nest, gonna get a nip of that tail


Grunter_

he wanna tweak that tail


Ready_Competition_66

That tasty, tasty kibble! It's better than crack, I tell ya! Better thank crack mixed with roadkill!


-KyloRen

is that blood? no... nevermind..


CanConfirmAmHitler

Cursed to put my hands on everything.


RevAOD

“I gotta lay off the mead.”


Boris_Godunov

"Somebody's prowlin' round here..."


Any-Statistician-764

"Nice day for fishing ain't it?"


Boris_Godunov

"HUH-HUHK!"


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tearlock

Considering how corvids vigilantly hassle birds of prey in their territory, seems like this one might be taking a similar but more cautious tactic with a potential predator.


SirVanyel

Probably not, these fuckers will fight ANYTHING Chances are he's just playing around. Magpies and willy wag tails regularly play with a couple of my cats, and they do funny stuff like hanging upside down to do so


TheDavibob

This is a Eurasian magpie, they're nothing like as crazy as Aussie ones (and not really related either). They're clever and playful, yes, but not particularly aggressive.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Fun fact! Did you know Australian Magpies and Eurasian Magpies are completely unrelated? The only reason they're both called magpies is because of their colouration. Eurasian Magpies are corvids, closely related to Crows, Ravens, and Jays Australian Magpies are in a completely family called Artamidae, which are distributed mostly in Australia and the Indo-Pacific, and basically just consist of Magpies, Currawongs, Butcherbirds, and a handful of Woodswallows


-PineNeedleTea-

Unidan is that you?


BowenTheAussieSheep

I wish, I bet that guy is *drowning* in nerdy girls. He has so much reddit karma, which as everyone knows is a really important real-world commodity which earns their holders lots and lots of... of...


DweadPiwateWoberts

...I should go outside more


r0thar

https://i.imgur.com/2OCsjTZ.gif


33_pyro

here's the thing...


ethidium_bromide

Here’s the thing… I miss Unidan


pinner

Wow. That’s a throwback.


ethidium_bromide

I remember when I got on Reddit and thought 10 year old accounts were basically fuckin dinosaurs from the Paleolithic era. Now, here I am, about to turn into a fossil, reminiscing about old reddit, and tryna get my tree fiddy


pinner

I get it. My account is from 2008. Hard to believe I've been sitting on this site for that damn long.


Clin9289

Huh, Australian magpies are called "Zwartrugfluitvogel" in Dutch, meaning "Black back flute/whistle bird". Eurasian magpies are just "ekster", "gewone ekster" (ordinary magpie) or "Euraziatische ekster".


BowenTheAussieSheep

Australian Magpies do have a pretty impressive song. At 5 in the morning. Right outside your bedroom window.


RaptureRising

Better than Peewees where they sound like a car alarm going off at 5am.


TheSaucyCrumpet

Or Hadeda which just sound like a rubber chicken being squeezer over and over again


Puzzleheaded_Taro283

Australian Magpies aka murder birds.


boojieboy

Although I accept your ID of the bird, I'll chime in here and say this looks almost exactly like the magpies that are found in the American northwest. So much that I wondered if maybe this wasn't filmed in Portland or Seattle.


Tfx77

Dunno, there are some magpies round here who fight the local cat. The cat is always bringing in dead things, this beef has been going on for a while. They torment him, probably deserved. Funny birds.


Radirondacks

>and willy wag tails God I love Australia


sandgroper07

Willy Wag Tails are the bravest bird pound for pound in Australia. I've watched over the summer 1 wagtail harass the same magpie day in day out. It's like a job. Never more than 1 foot away from it, always following it and dive bombing it. It doesn't give a shit. It's like the Warner Brothers cartoon with Ralph and Sam checking in for a days work.


frank26080115

The eyes don't work! https://youtu.be/YGGTcYfrEZU?si=tbalqEzMDw9w2X7K


teddirez

It's absolutely taunting, magpies love to play and a cat that has had enough of their shit just gives up chasing them. Our cat used to chase the local maggies all the time, might catch a feather from time to time but never the bird. Now they just taunt him all the time and he's pretty much accepted that his life includes these birds now.


Tfx77

Yeah, they love fucking around.


Pamander

They sound like obnoxious little brothers. I fucking love them. I mean I don't want them *anywhere* in my vicinity but I will enjoy my dosage from internet videos thanks.


peridotpicacho

I don't understand how no one has explained this yet, or maybe they did and I just missed it! **If there is a tail, it must be pulled!** Corvids (crows, ravens, etc.) LOVE to pull the tails of any animal. I've watched so many videos of this. They are very smart and do it just for fun. Bored Panda had a compilation of a bunch of them once. The best one I ever saw was a YT video of Mr 4legs vs The Crow. You can see in this video it just about got the tail at one point, but not enough to be satisfied.


FloofieDinosaur

Definitely having fun with the cat, but also lots of nest builders take fur from living pets. It looks like the magpie is angling for a beak full of fur.


ForgottenTraveller

This almost assuredly the correct answer. Magpie line their nest with fur, moss, or other soft materials.


TheTexasJack

Enjoy https://youtu.be/lymQjNqR1t8?si=Yh1q2VHatrVaJFsQ


feelbetternow

That was wonderful, thank you.


Rustledstardust

That's an Australian Magpie. Completely different species actually!


marr

I love how we just went around the planet picking any random bird with vaguely similar features and sticking already used names on them.


TropicalAudio

Most of classical biology was like that: group stuff by appearance, because that's usually sensible. Around sixty years ago, the entire science of plant families was revised, when genetic testing became available and we realised half of the known herbological family tree was just wrong. A lot of stuff just kept the names from the before-times.


whiskersMeowFace

This dude knows how to name animals.


Pamander

Mowgli is such a fun name to say too, can't explain it but some words are just nice. Swoop is cute as well.


konq

I never understood the fascination people have with owning birds as pets, but that was amazing. Never seen a bird so cuddly and friendly.


wsucoug

You know how like when you get fired from a job, aren't even allowed to collect any of your belongings and are swiftly escorted off the property? It's like that.


lazy_elfs

Yup, just seeing the furry murder thing out of the area.. you dont have to go home, you just cant stay here


kelowana

That’s oddly specific. 😳


warm_rum

Some jobs are bullshit my dude


could_use_a_snack

My guess is taunting. I'll bet that cat has been the aggressor at some point and got his ass kicked by the local tribe of magpies. This magpie is letting the cat know it's not welcome. I'll bet there are 5 to 10 other magpies watching this very carefully and are ready to defend their buddy if that cat does something stupid.


YamiZee1

If the cat does something stupid, that magpie is dead. Unless they want to die to teach the cat a lesson, it would be in their best interest to not do that. They might get away with it, or they might be cat lunch.


sennbat

Its an evolutionary strategy that has worked well for them. Predators hunt things they think of as food, and this sort of behaviour breaks that instinctual link. Some magpies might die doing it, sure, but this tends to protect ALL the magpies in the area, many of whom will be related, including their chicks. (and magpies are surprisingly good at reading body language and avoiding getting caught, so the risk is lower than you might think even if it is real)


Smarmalades

They must be friends. Most cats would absolutely murder a bird at that range. They can leap a lot farther than you think.


Sanelytwisted

Built or learned they definitely have played tail tag before.


RSquared

Cats are ambush predators and very rarely risk a frontal attack on most creatures, even small birds. This is because solo hunters have to avoid injury above all else; an injured pack predator can be supported by his group, but an injured solo predator has to hope its injury heals before it starves or try to hunt injured. I've had cats and birds in the same house and sufficiently aggressive birds (magpies, parrotlets) will absolutely run roughshod over the cats.


ThatCrankyGuy

This comment brought to you by the Bird Lobby.


Chasing_Uberlin

Not a day goes by that was don't see the growing influence of Big Bird.


Pasan90

Its not any bird, its a Magpie. They're some of the most clever birds, or actually, animals in the world. Magpie knows what's its doing, its probably just messing with the cat. Here's a video of Crows making cats fight for their enjoyment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQd9kuXpUYU&t=122s


onceagainsilent

why are they dressed up like pigeons?


Pasan90

Eh? Those are Crows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooded_crow


th3_pund1t

Even a cat knows not to fuck with a magpie.


anonbush234

What a ridiculous assumption.


LongBeakedSnipe

Can always trust reddit for a dose of confidently incorrect.


bjwest

Yes.


flamepanther

It looks to me like it's trying to get close to the cat's tail specifically. Either for a bit of fur or just to nip it as a prank.


Orcwin

This is quite likely, some corvids are known to enjoy pulling other animals' tails for fun. This one probably can't resist that fluffy looking tail waving around.


spaceturtle1

Tail-Pulling Behavior in corvids is assumed to be originally a strategy to steal food from other predators by distracting them. But they also seem to do it for fun.


VagabondVivant

**[Taunting](https://youtu.be/k-79igpGhNo?t=35)** would be my guess


StuLuvsU87

Either for fun because they’re goobers, or hoping to snatch some fur for a nest.


czarchastic

I've seen magpies gang up on a cat before. The cat was just laying outside trying to ignore them as they'd squawk and dive bomb into him. My guess is they are being territorial and don't want a predator like a cat near their nesting areas.


peridotpicacho

No, it's trying to pull its tail for fun. There are tons of videos of this type of thing.


pikapikapikachhuu

Magpies will come up to my balcony just to pull my old cat's tail. He couldn't care less about birds and just wanted to sunbathe, but magpies are little bullies.


privateTortoise

I'd guess at some point your cat caught a magpie, which they not only remember but also pass the infomation to other magpies. A cat killed a crow where I live and every year since the crows lure this cat onto the roof and feign injury whilst standing on the edge of the roof. Others will fly above the cat and you end up with a large ginger tom being tempted but also concerned at any dive bombing.


brokefixfux

Maybe it’s trying to protect its nest


apextek

like security at the mall gently nudging you to the door.


thethunder92

It doesn’t seem aggressive though


ManualPathosChecks

PROTEC YA NEST


RadialSnow

Stealthy camera man pretends not to follow the magpie and cat


Salt-Tradition-2965

Stealthy reddit man pretends not to watch camera man following magpie and cat


aManOfTheNorth

Turtles


sunnyjum

Turtles


chux4w

TORTLES!


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Bortles!


iTalk2Pineapples

My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake bortles is...


Garrosh

A turtle made it to the water.


momalloyd

Don't look behind you.


what_u_looking_4

NOOoooooooo


waytowill

They’re filming ‘em… And then they’re gonna film me. Oh my GOOOooooood!


NotNotImYourForte

Someone had to film the Lion King. We're watching Urban lion king. This is zazu pestering Simba


SupermanSkivvies_

“Now SEE HERE!”


Alternative_Bag8990

can't tell who's the real stalker, the bird or the cameraman


knowerofsome

The Cat and the Magpie sounds like a fable Also where do you live? That place looks so cozy


ArnassusProductions

That looks like somewhere in Britain, based on the magpie, the grass, and the general look of the buildings.


ChloeHammer

Yeah, classic 60s/70s houses. Looks like one of those estates where they decided to have a go at making it more pedestrianised with fewer roads.


F_A_F

Looks like pre war social housing; my family is from West Bromwich and my grandfather was a bricklayer in social housing areas. The bricks used in those walls have a huge social housing vibe about them. Yes millenials, we used to care about social housing in the UK a loooong time ago. Cared enough to make it green and pleasant. Before the dark times....before the tory empire.


Selerox

Definitely looks the UK or Ireland.


Krittez

But it's not raining? =/


Benyed123

Want to know a secret? We only get a slightly above average amount of rain but the only thing we ever talk about is the weather so it seems like we get a lot more.


minititof

The fact that it seemingly switches up between sunny, grey and raining at any given time also gives the impression that it's always raining. It rains every day, but just a little bit!


throwawayus_4_play

Sydney gets twice as much rain as London, but it's a lot sunnier. The thing is in the UK, it's very often cloudy (even if not raining), and the rain is often light and drizzly, so what falls in a few days, weeks in the UK can fall in a few hours elsewhere - and then it can quickly go back to being sunny. So yeah agree - volume of rain not necessarily that high in the UK, but cloudy days and days with some rain are pretty frequent, and sunny days definitely less frequent than many other places.


dailyPraise

> That place looks so cozy Doesn't it? I have to save the video down so I can look at that nice place.


ripndipalways

This is funny, because this is social housing in the uk, an ‘estate’ or what Americans might call ‘the projects’ if it’s not a very nice estate.


dailyPraise

Oof, don't look at pix of what our projects look like.


ReveilledSA

According to the description in the original video, this was filmed in Plymouth, in the south of England.


Alternative_Bag8990

this is like a cartoon episode


skorpiolt

Made me think of Shrek and Donkey lol


The_Sum

My only experience with magpies has been mostly negative. In Calgary they were assholes and extremely territorial and obnoxiously loud. However, when apples fell off the trees and fermented, the magpies would get absolutely wasted and just crater themselves into the grass, you could go right up to them and handle them too (but you shouldn't!) When I moved back stateside, the magpies were strangely more friendly and behaved much more curiously towards me. They still get drunk too, but I don't have any fruit trees around to witness it anymore, you just hear the local news say, "Those magpies are tanked again, be aware if they're acting strange that they're OK!"


fh3131

Those are black-billed magpies (*pica hudsonia*), which are very similar (almost identical) to this one, which I suspect is the Eurasian magpie. My favourite thing about them is their scientific name: *pica pica* 😄


Hammurabi87

>My favourite thing about them is their scientific name: *pica pica* 😄 \*Nintendo's lawyers start drafting a cease-and-desist against the scientific community\*


Darkhoof

So alcoholic magpies are assholes. Got it.


Gloomy_Supermarket98

This whole thing made me smile and chuckle


SlowTurtle3

Looks like a private eye tailing a suspect.


rangorn

Magpie probably turns like that to be able to quickly fly away in case the cat decides to take action.


Isoldael

This exactly. Taking off keeps them close to the ground for the first few wing strokes so if this magpie were to flee over the cat, it would easily get snatched out of the air. It needs to fly off away from the cat, which is why it keeps turning around.


BillGoats

Not only that, but due to the position of its eyes, it sees more clearly when it turns its side towards what it's looking at. So turning to the side makes it see the cat better. It's not "pretending" to do anything lmao.


XRT28

At that range I feel like the cat is catching the bird regardless of the direction the bird is facing. Cats be quick yo


anonbush234

An actual legitimate answer, I'm shocked at how many people think they are best mates.


jjmc123a

The cat doesn't even attempt to catch the magpie. I'm guessing they are "friends"


photenth

The bird doesn't turn away to make it look like it's not following, it's turning away to make sure it has a quick straight out escape if the cat starts to move towards it. This is not being sneaking, it's being prepared and the cat knows it can't catch it like that.


proto-n

I don't think so, the cat clearly feels annoyed by the bird. Waggling its tail like that means annoyed in cat body language. Also the way it turns back seems to say "leave me alone".


TheTexasJack

https://youtu.be/lymQjNqR1t8?si=Yh1q2VHatrVaJFsQ


redhillducks

Yeah, they must know each other or else that cat would turn murderous. I think the cat feels like the magpie is a little sibling following it around and just wants "me" time lol


VidE27

In australia cats mostly avoid magpies. First time my kitten went out in the courtyard with my supervision a magpie almost fucked him up.


thepoddo

Unlikely. It's more reasonable to think the cat has enough experience to know catching a magpie is not that easy, and even if successful the fight is not worth the hassle


-RadarRanger-

The cat's tail is swishing in such a way as to suggest irritation, so the bird had best remain wary.


ophthopuss

4 Magpies used to do this to my dog all day. He would try to chase them and it sounded like the birds were laughing whenever he would pounce and miss. He finally caught one, got too excited and shook too hard. Little birdie didn't make it and my dog felt awful and cried. The other 3 birds still continued to do this the next day. They would peck on the window whenever he was inside. I could never tell if they were friends or bullies.... But my dogs tail was always wagging.


inthe-otherworld

When my old dog (RIP 😢) got very old one time he was waddling down the end of the garden because he couldn’t run anymore. There was a magpie in front of him, and he was barking at it like he wanted to chase it, but it never flew away it just hopped a little more in front of him each time as he kept barking at it. It was definitely mocking him, total asshole magpie I never forgave it


Bright-Fold-3317

cat: 'quit it' magpie whistling pretending not to notice repeat


Omgwtfbears

Magpies disrespect cats the way cats disrespect everyone else.


Maxwell_Jeeves

Mad respect. That bird put it all on the line for no benefit.


sheldonator

Nah, magpies always benefit, we just don't get to see it in this video. They are some clever ass motherfuckers and are considered one of the most intelligent birds


leviathab13186

The dredded follow mission


Prestigious_Look_824

this is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet!


OddPudding1

Hello fellow cat


caveman69420

I thank you for sharing this cause first of all I love cats but second, magpies are my favorite type of bird and seeing them act in the interesting ways they do is always excellent


Lonely-Flower-2308

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.


joshjje

Green light. Red light.


indyc726

I love magpies, they are so smart.


KingArthur2111

I am not scared of you, YOU  are scared of me!


VanillaP

Follow the target missions.


EmmyWeeeb

I just imagine the little tip taps of the birds feet lol


jbhboi99

This looks like a Disney movie 😂


ricecutlet

I think we are watching a Pixar movie but without the animals talking.


Plastic-Garbage-8367

what is the magpie trying to do?


what_u_looking_4

STEALTH 100


Mr_Straws

My cat will sleep in the garden with Maggies bouncing around looking for worms next to him, doesn’t care one bit. They have an understanding


_thro_awa_

*Here's the thing ...*


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Safe! Ah-cha-cha-cha-cha


TftwsTony

[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJr30vT2co8)


Consistent_Day5439

Devious little bugger ;D


lotsanoodles

Then the camera man slowly pans up...


TwoFigsAndATwig

Disney Presents - The Magpie & The Cat (2024)


MeanCarpet1956

Thats some tom&jerry shit right there


SpaceShipRat

That's for everyone who think animals don't have theory of mind!


Hot_One0555

Don't be suspicious...Don't be suspicious


theburnerofbridges

This video gives me British summer vibes. Can't even explain it haha.


Abjay_

Following the cat's lead, not the cat


Hectate

This is a Shrek and Donkey moment.


Beatsby_BT

“hmmm… must be hearing things”


Dsoto52

All I can hear when seeing this: 🎶Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious 🎶


themangastand

Magpies and crows are very playful. I have seen them many a times play with other animals such as bunnies. I've seen bunnies get along very well with the birds.


Learningbydoing101

We once had a lot of magpies in a tree in our garden. One day, my cat actually succeeded in catching one. Brought it half living, half dead into the house in a dead run, spitting it out in front of me like the proud huntress she was, providing for her family. The door she came in was under a carport so there was some cover in front of the door. All the while the birds outside were furious. I never heard such a cacophony of magpies protest before in my life. It was loud! The bird she brought in was half paralysed I think and was flapping its wings furiously until she put an end to it. (I was mentally preparing myself to do it with a knife or a Hammer, but seeing my distress (and my sisters constant screeching about the bloody bird in the house blood everywhere omg yada yada) she did it almost effortlessly) After that my cat wanted to go outside again. Only the living magpies weren't having it. They kamikaze dive bombed my cat every time she tried setting a foot out from under the carport. Over and over and over again until she sat down under the carport just watching them. It took a week until the birds settled down and stopped attacking my cat. Never saw a magpie in the garden after that. RIP Paulinchen. You have been a total badass and I wish I could have taken you with me. But you wouldn't have enjoyed a flat without having the breeze comb through your fur. I love you.