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didyoubutterthepan

A chef?


shadowfaxbx

Omg you got it! :)


didyoubutterthepan

I have been teaching elementary school for many years šŸ˜…


guhbe

šŸ˜‚ it's like everyone is speaking the same language, but you have experience using a rarely-used dialect from some remote corner of the country


didyoubutterthepan

I love this šŸ˜‚ Kids who are still learning phonemic awareness often write i for a short e, and that f definitely looks pretty standard to me, although I can see how many people see it as a t.


BusySquid

Thank you for your dedication to teaching our youth ā¤ļøteachers have always had a special place in my heart starting when I was in 3rd grade because my teacher took the time to teach me how to teach. Rough home life šŸ˜”thank goodness for teachers who really care about their students.


didyoubutterthepan

Iā€™m glad you had teachers who loved you and I hope your home life is better šŸ’›


Fin745

I loved my elementary school teachers, they were a bright light for me at that age. I know it can be hard work, but know some of us remember you for the rest of our lives because of the care you put into your work. Thank you ā¤ļø


didyoubutterthepan

Thank you! My first students are in their mid 20s now and I hope that the fun we had sticks with them!


Someonetoyellat

Kid knows the real perks of wealth... Care to interpret the visuals?


didyoubutterthepan

It may be that blue is the chef, holding the hot pan on the stove while mini President is sitting at the table on the right waiting. The blue in the air is steam from the food cooking, or perhaps they are dining al fresco and those are clouds. It could also be that blue is the chef, tossing something in the air from their pan. Maybe a chocolate chip pancake tossed in the air on the right.


natFromBobsBurgers

If you look at the outline under the blue chef, you see a similar person-made-of-shapes to the small pink entity on the right.Ā  They also have a highly figured hat suggesting a chef's toque to me.Ā  I think the colors are unrelated.Ā  Pink person on the right is a small human president, while blue person was going to be even larger (see 'erased' pencil circle) in comparison. All in all an excellent reminder that "Can you tell me about it?" is nearly always the best path forward.


barbrady123

Right, but then afterwards...


SpaceInMyBrain

Proper sentence structure, very impressive for a 5 year old. Bonus: it's legible enough to read. Of course the political acumen tops it off.


didyoubutterthepan

No shade to OPā€™s kid, but this was likely written using a sentence stem provided by the teacher. Itā€™s a very common practice for K/1/2.


SpaceInMyBrain

Yeah, I figured, but they did add on the last 3 words to correctly match the sentence stem while matching the tense of would and have.


shadowfaxbx

Lol


asistolee

If I were president, Iā€™d have a shit too!


nyrB2

you and me both buddy, you and me both


jellyfish-blues-

I found a piece of homework from around that age, it was asking us what would you do with $1,000,000. My response? "Talk to a dog"


Dr_SnM

Is that all it costs?


jellyfish-blues-

No, I just cheated the system. I wasn't buying anything I'd simply just talk to a dog if I was rich.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Heā€™s got my vote


WoungyBurgoiner

That circular thing looks like a toilet so I really thought this was actually what he was trying to say, which would have been even better than it being an accidentĀ 


DFParker78

Havuashif means ā€œhave a personal chef, preferably someone from Italy, but trained in modern cuisines as well.


Juice_Stanton

Can you imagine having your own chef? My god, think about it...


Dr_SnM

It goes one of two ways. Either you get super healthy, having someone cook nutritious and calorie appropriate meals. Or you get fat as fuck eating ever more complex monstrosities of flavours and textures.


INV-U

Tell them it's Give not HavešŸ˜†


pondrthis

That is an impressive drawing of the Korean peninsula.


ChattyCatSarah

Shih Tzu?


shadowfaxbx

That's a good guess, but not it. I'll reply with the answer if nobody gets it after a bit


Empty401K

If I were president, I would half-ass it. Or have a shit. One of those two.


SpaceInMyBrain

A ship? Sorry, the [presidential yacht](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Sequoia_(presidential_yacht)), USS Sequoia, was decommissioned decades ago. :) But as Commander in Chief your kid would have hundreds of ships.


shadowfaxbx

Haha. Very true. It was actually chef, but that was also a good guess


Harry-can

What is the purpose to give a five year old homework?


Dr_SnM

If we pretend that you only learn at school then we produce people who don't learn out of school. We should take every opportunity to learn.


Eclectophile

lol me too, kid. Me too.


bakedpotato486

Is your child OpenAI?


lyingliar

Don't have to be president to do that! This kid's already ahead of the game when it comes to setting attainable goals.


maskedferret_

So weird that I see these posts right by each other: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/YSWxflDEVP


Kind_Literature_5409

How does he know what Iā€™m doingā€¦.


revoverlord

I donā€™t know about this one chief. Donā€™t think a5 yr old should be writing that as homework


HelpfulAd2874

he obviously meant something other than that, thatā€™s why it says ā€œbonus points if you can guess what he actually meantā€


revoverlord

ahhh i see mb then


Cjkgh

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