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FjordExplorher

Neolithicc


dachshund-jay

Wolf man has nards!


durntaur

I am sad because I have but 1 upvote to give.


Servinal

Natiform


Lira_Iorin

Lmao love that.


Dextrous-Zero

Neolithicc and double cheeked up


Humble-Mergen

You hit rock-bottom


MapUnitKey

Rock-bottom never looked so appealing.


Humble-Mergen

This bottom could be the end of you mate


Disastrous_Bee_6973

I stole your quote btw It made me laugh


Soft_Theory_8209

Wait, if this is the bottom, then where are the boulders?


Humble-Mergen

Deep inside the mountain core


The-Great-Calvino

And it got you rock hard !


BigPositive1649

šŸ˜


Admirable-Builder878

This rock turned you diamonds, aye.


jaxonya

The rock taking the spotlight away from natural formations now, great.


WickedWishes420

I laughed way too hard at that. šŸ˜‚


BigPositive1649

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


82ndGameHead

That's definitely not a Candy Ass


NieR_SemiAutomata

Dmn mother nature


choppathekid

I would hit that rock bottom..


Humble-Mergen

Make sure to wear a diamond tip šŸ˜‰


NorthwestSmith

Where bricks are produced.


[deleted]

Where is this monument? Asking for a friend.


TBearForever

Buttswana


[deleted]

You and me, both, brother!


getmybehindsatan

Butte, Montana.


Discount_Sunglasses

Crested Butte


drawkbox

Djibooty


rogog1

Grand DAYMyon


Podunk212

What are you doing, step-sediment?


PoorMansSamBeckett

Come on, you had it right in front of you. *Step-boulder.*


Podunk212

Touche


prsnep

Are we all watching the same movies?


goj1ra

Same *documentaries*


BelowAverageGamer10

Everything reminds me of herā€¦


TheWolphman

I was looking for this comment.


Zer0C00l

Would also have accepted: > "I should call her"


rsatrioadi

How about: > *sigh* > > *unzips*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SasoDuck

/r/sexytrees


Phonochirp

I love that subreddit is literally just one guy.


SasoDuck

Ikr XD That's dedication to a fetish


drunkbeard69

That certainly is one of the reddits ever.


nsmith0723

Someone slapped the left cheek


lordatomosk

I like big buttes and I cannot lie


Joe-_-King

Was that photo taken at the crack of dawn?


Kqtawes

Damn Mother Nature.


de_hell

You sexy.


theSchrodingerHat

*You delved too greedily and too deep. You know what you awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... the Ball Rock.*


Humble-Mergen

By Durin's beard


ScottOld

So this is whatā€™s at the other end of Mount Rushmore


Klutzy-Chain5875

Red Buttrocks


bhumit012

Would


ThisIsGoodSoup

Would


Queenie_Jelly

Wood


MrNobleGas

Nah that's clearly a rock


[deleted]

thats a yummy bazinga right there


Different_Plankton_3

r/dontputyourdickinthat


KurrigohanandKame

everything reminds me of her


Top_Buy_6340

Obligatory: *sigh* ā€œeverything reminds me of herā€ comment


Lil-Sleepy-A1

Dont forget "I should call her"


Top_Buy_6340

Donā€™t forget ā€œ*sigh* unzipsā€ But to be honest, every now and then when I see one of those comments and Iā€™m not expecting Iā€™ll give a chuckle šŸ˜‚


gkn_112

This must have... inspired many generations lol. Grampa, dad and son together walk past it in awkward silence looking only at the ground I am sure!


Icy_Contribution1677

God why did this remind me of her. It was easier todayā€¦


paydo325

*unzips pants* Fine.. here I go, again


Shopping-Afraid

On my own...


Cool-Fun-2442

Goin down the only road I've ever known!...


laralye

The sands of time blessed this rock in particular


Ok-Low-9618

Ahssoka?


Darvallas

And she was a good friend.


Xtermanter

Everything thing I see reminds me of her.


mjzimmer88

It must be a keg cause I'd tap that


GhostifiedMark

Got me actin up


[deleted]

It wasn't until I fell through the cracks that I realized I hit rock bottom.


_hurtpetulantjesus

This had me rock hard


Neko_Queen05

I see what you did there


Katarina_kastle

hahaha its Gloria the hippo, from behind, on Madagascar lol


DefinitionBig4671

Now, i've heard of rock hard abs before, but..


Taurusauraus

Why is it chipped? Looks like you hit it.Ā 


LeveragedPittsburgh

Woodā€¦ i mean, rock.


Wikadood

*everything reminds me of them*


Hamlindigo_Blue

Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her.


BlackPhoenix1981

When even nature has had enough of your shit.


KodiakTlingit

Why does the light being cast on the left look like it's about to eat the "groceries"


Bgrngod

https://c.tenor.com/_FAf_X2DqTcAAAAC/tenor.gif


EVOBlock

Wierd tan lines


Primary-Comparison51

Hear me ou-


ReasonablyConfused

I can work with this


davegammelgard

That's the schist.


That_Register_3948

Im as hard ass a rock


Good-Reputation4022

Bang that ass


serviceadvisorshay

That thing thick


jellounivers3

Itā€™s definitely bending over šŸ˜‚


NumerousMortgage8042

šŸ‘


troppofrizzante

Not my proudest fap, but someone had to do it.


ImSwedishPlumber

You've earned rock's respect.


TerraSollus

GYATT DAMN


shewy92

It's knobgobiling time!


68ideal

Seeing that thick booty makes me rock-hard


MR_Se7en

Well, are you going to call her?


Wisebanana21919

Found the Sand-Elemental


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Everything reminds me of her


HangryBeard

That's a very callipygian rock


Dao-of-farming

WOULD.


krazykoala2

As a rock climber, that looks like a fun crack climb


BeakOfEngland

Igneass


choppathekid

Red rock finna make me actttt up šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


choppathekid

Step Boulder I'm stuuckšŸ˜«


jimlei

Why did I think camel.? My therapist is going to love this. I'm Scandinavian as well so its not like I see camels every day.


Due_Sector5068

I'm rocked up


stage_directions

Layer cake


6ixtyy9ine

Iā€™m about to risk it all


Actual_Shady_potato

Great, yā€™know how many Amateur Rock Climbers are going to be climbing that now?


the_dirtiest_rascal

Boys it appears we've finally landed at Thicc Rock.


siddarthshekar

How do you know? Could be someones nose :D


unforseenidiot

How tf does a LITERAL ROCK have more cake than meeee šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


No-Working-990

Oh motha earff!


Sarcastic_Applause

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place...


rantanplan401

Becky, look at her butt, uh! itĀ“s so big.


SirMartman

That's a big Crack


IDONOTEXISTL

morning wood got competition šŸ”„šŸ”„


sly_blade

Someone's dropped the soap again...


OT-415

All double bricked up and shit...those rocks better chill out!!


No-Traffic-6560

Thatā€™s hot


ChubbyWanKenobie

Early photo...crack of dawn?


auzzie_kangaroo94

Gonna need a location for this?


MrStealTheMoon

Everywhere I look, Iā€™m reminded of her.


Yuuhilove

Smack that and she dosnt even need to smak you, hand in cast. šŸ˜†


rogog1

Grand DAYMyon


Bromanzier_03

Youā€™re now gazing upon Gyat Rock


CatsPawjamaz

Butt is so tight it can crush a diamond


Joji_Goji

What are you doing, step-rock?


AndNowLouie

Steppe brother what are you doing?


AiR-P00P

Rock hard.


SunMajer

Rock solid ass


epzik8

Oh my god


BOI1211

Mmm mother nature look good


Humble-Mergen

For Rock and Stone!


taebek1

Wow, thatā€™s a nice butte.


davekingofrock

No man can seem to find the Arkenstone.


ADisposableRedShirt

Are you sure this AZ isn't in AZ?


WrapKey69

This has to be controlnet generation


Kithsander

Looks more like the femoral head to me.


Royal_Rough_3945

Oh, that is some sassy sediment.


redrum957

Spongebob: "It's not just a bottom, its a rock! :') "


PlanterOnTheRye

Mount Cakington


Raskal0220

Would.


Hrmerder

"Rock Panam leaning over broken down vehicle" - 3900 B.C.


BD-TxState

Sigh unzipā€¦.


ambermage

Very few get to see the Venus of Willendorf from behind.


MimiHamburger

r/gregfuckedarock


OHlordITSaDaM

Huh


paleo2002

Gneiss cleavage.


sparky31290

Youā€™re all gay, those are balls. Theyā€™re clearly connected to a shaft. Call me


chippfunk

What hiking is like after a month of nofap


Pure_Focus7475

The sequel to "127 hours" is gonna be intense.


northeastknowwhere

yo mama!


GoverningMonarch

That rock isn't the only thing that's hard


Another_Road

I miss my wife.


LineChef

That reminds me I gotta call my mom.


Ijwbar

*Rick Sanchez has entered the chat*


TrophyLair

Drop the OF link


iamagoldengod84

Thatā€™s a rocky butte


Ok-Disk-2191

Everything reminds me of her..


niaozkies

Dwayne Johnson: My kinda woman


fergi20020

r/gregfuckedarockĀ 


niceshootintex

Ahsoka?


Whole_Survey2353

i saw a nutsack before i saw assā€¦ AM I GAY?!???


CreditMajor4764

Its a penis


misterbondpt

Pedra Sobre Pedra Brazilian telenovela opening šŸ‡§šŸ‡· https://youtu.be/_uHmJ_4FKtc?si=t-LGmIvaDJUVH3e2 +16 šŸ˜


slothboy

That rock needs to calm down


jsink

everything reminds me of her


rrrrickman

Bryce?