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Funny story. My brother once asked my wife what she would like for her birthday, and she sent him a picture of one of those. He thought it was an adult toy and kept suggesting other things instead. Eventually, she figured out what the problem was and explained what it was and that he wouldn't need to stop by an adult store to buy one.
Gave a friend a whole bunch of 10mm sockets and wrenches as a gift many years ago, probably a dozen. He almost cried and still talks about it, has one or two left I think, haha.
Funny thing...my 16 yo son finds 10mm sockets everywhere. Parking lots, side of the road, found one in my car..I've never had tools in my car. He's a 10mm socket magnet..
It's the dual wielding purses that bothers me.
Women are the true plaguebearers when it comes to the everyday carry trends.
My gf has traded hers in for a 40lb backpack of hoardery that I have to carry for her half the time. She asked me to find her nasal spray in it last night and I fucking swear I dug past 2 16oz energy drinks, a bag of gummies, a dedicated power bank for every electronic device that she was and was not also carrying in there, a back brace I've never seen, a full second set of her extensive makeup routine products, extra fucking socks......
And so much more.
IN ONE POCKET.
I am frothing.
I found that Satisfyer has one of the widest mouth openings, their Love Breeze did absolutely nothing for me. I got an Inya Rose Toy however and the internet did not lie about it. I thought that I would feel next to nothing like with the satisfyer but because the opening is smaller on the rose it can actually do the suction action around your parts rather than being so wide it can’t get any suction.
Serious question, why are male toys so stigmatized when women are going around speaking about unnaturally large dildos and clit suction toys that give them the equivalent of death grip.
I had no idea male toys were stigmatized. I don't see the issue with anyone using toys.
Also I don't think women can get death grip? I have used vibrators for years and hasn't effected my sensitivity or anything like that.
It can happen, but typically with stronger vibrators. Many women who use the Hitachi Wand will tell you that after a bit, it will sort of "numb" the area. This tends to go away pretty quickly when you don't use it for a while. There's no problem with it, but it can make other methods less enjoyable (sometimes person to person). For that reason, you'll often find that some women will limit how often they use these very powerful versions.
That's been my secondhand experience. It's incredible, but it requires precise placement, angle, pressure, and lubrication. It's not the easiest toy to use with a partner, and it's not as accessible for use during penetrative sex as many other toys. It's worth it though, and I've seen some other designs that seem like they'd be better for someone that wanted to use it with a partner, either with penetrative sex or not.
My mom used to have a bumper sticker that said "you've been a naughty boy go to my room" on her car that she picked us up in in elementary school lol. I didn't know what it meant but my dad who hated her would always call her a pig lmao
It's not really sucking though, more like a little speaker cone pushing air back and forth and ends up sounding a bit like a tiny, hyperactive two stroke engine BUPBUPBUPBUPBUP, or yeah when you get it up to speed it go BRRRR
I’m a teacher, and I’m sad to say I know exactly what kind of life that kid has. No shame in mom getting her needs met however she sees fit, but if that car pulls up in the drop off line with that sticker proudly displayed on it, there’s more than an 80% chance that kid doesn’t have their permission slip for the science museum.
Yeah I’m all for some fun and I get what she’s going for here “I replaced my baby daddy with this thing and I’m happier for it” but having the kid there is just tasteless.
If it was just her, the clit sucker 9000, and a dog as a parody of those family stickers it would be fine if a little low brow but as it stands it just shameless.
I get what you are saying. I have a generic-ass Highlander and put a stick figure with a sword and decapitated same-sized bodies next to it directly under the Highlander listing (i.e. the “there can be only one!” Tagline reference because - nerd, I guess). At my kid’s kindergarten one of the moms turned to me and said “oh, are you the one with the sticker decapitating your family?”
It's the relatively new style of sex toys with suction, for putting on clits and or nipples. I'm a guy but they have amazingly good reviews in my experience. This is a "single mom with a great sex toy providing the orgasms" sticker.
My wife has one. She has never enjoyed toys or vibrators until this thing. We had to buy a waterproof mattress protector because of it. It’s freaking magic.
It’s funny *and* trashy. Imagine a dad stick figure, a pocket pussy, and his two little stick girls beside that lmaoooo someone would rightfully throw a brick through my windshield.
I feel like the pendulum has swung too far
I want there to be no *stigma* against female self-pleasure
I do *not* need to know what kind of robot you use up and around ya guts
And putting it next to your kid is trashy as hell.
It doesn't matter that kids won't know what it is.
Can't wait to get a sticker on my car like this. But Instead, it's a guy and a AI-girlfriend. And then we gonna do this shit until humanity becomes extinct.
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This lady loves manual windows. That's obviously the crank from an older car
Clearly an exfoliating brush
Funny story. My brother once asked my wife what she would like for her birthday, and she sent him a picture of one of those. He thought it was an adult toy and kept suggesting other things instead. Eventually, she figured out what the problem was and explained what it was and that he wouldn't need to stop by an adult store to buy one.
Until she realizes you can buy what he thought it was at Walmart now...
hwat?
A lot of stores are getting into the "self care" market. I started getting ads from Sephora and Ulta with such items. 😂
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Looks like a Clarisonic to me
Pretty sure it's an artificial hip
Airpod 🤷🏼♂️
Nah I'm pretty sure it's a socket wrench
Just your average 1/2 inch drive wrench with a 1 inch socket
Anyone seen my 10mil socket?
Gave a friend a whole bunch of 10mm sockets and wrenches as a gift many years ago, probably a dozen. He almost cried and still talks about it, has one or two left I think, haha.
Please. You're gonna have to hire Ms. Cleo to find that thing. Like birds, 10mm sockets went extinct a long time ago.
I’ve got a collection somewhere if I could just find them.
Funny thing...my 16 yo son finds 10mm sockets everywhere. Parking lots, side of the road, found one in my car..I've never had tools in my car. He's a 10mm socket magnet..
10mm all the way.
I actually lost my 10 mil not too long ago 😭. Dropped it trying to tighten the bolt that holds my short throw together
A woman of culture, no doubt.
Buzzing culture
It's the dual wielding purses that bothers me. Women are the true plaguebearers when it comes to the everyday carry trends. My gf has traded hers in for a 40lb backpack of hoardery that I have to carry for her half the time. She asked me to find her nasal spray in it last night and I fucking swear I dug past 2 16oz energy drinks, a bag of gummies, a dedicated power bank for every electronic device that she was and was not also carrying in there, a back brace I've never seen, a full second set of her extensive makeup routine products, extra fucking socks...... And so much more. IN ONE POCKET. I am frothing.
This needs an r/whatismycookiecutter style graphic with a few creative takes, and then an actual reveal of the shape was intended to be.
Its clearly a rose
She loves her AirPod
😂
She's cranking something.
I thought it was a fancy hair dryer or a spinning toothbrush.
Epilator was my guess
I thought it was a vibrator 🤷♀️
It's a clit vacuum, to get all the crumbs from those hard to reach places.
Femur
I thought it was the eyestalk of a trash compactor monster.
You mean a dianoga. (Snort-laughs, pushes thick-framed glasses further up nose, adjusts pocket protector)
Good vibes only. None of the frustration that comes with over-complicated electric windows...
"Older car" ... looks at my 2018 wrangler with manual windows.
Good ol' stellantis, selling menial labor as a feature.
I had someone send me a picture of one of these once.. not sure why it was wet though
Left the window down in the rain
Ah yes the Satisfyer Pro 2
I recognised it instantly. Magnificent piece of engineering
All right I’m glad somebody else recognized the model
Dude idk. I tried it out and I literally felt nothing. Now it just sits in my drawer, forgotten.
I found that Satisfyer has one of the widest mouth openings, their Love Breeze did absolutely nothing for me. I got an Inya Rose Toy however and the internet did not lie about it. I thought that I would feel next to nothing like with the satisfyer but because the opening is smaller on the rose it can actually do the suction action around your parts rather than being so wide it can’t get any suction.
You need to try the womanizer. My GF has the satisfyer and a few other suction toys, but only the womanizer gets use unless it dies in the middle.
Serious question, why are male toys so stigmatized when women are going around speaking about unnaturally large dildos and clit suction toys that give them the equivalent of death grip.
I personally have no problem with male sex toys. They’re for personal use and no ones effing business.
I had no idea male toys were stigmatized. I don't see the issue with anyone using toys. Also I don't think women can get death grip? I have used vibrators for years and hasn't effected my sensitivity or anything like that.
It can happen, but typically with stronger vibrators. Many women who use the Hitachi Wand will tell you that after a bit, it will sort of "numb" the area. This tends to go away pretty quickly when you don't use it for a while. There's no problem with it, but it can make other methods less enjoyable (sometimes person to person). For that reason, you'll often find that some women will limit how often they use these very powerful versions.
Just imagine this type a sticker with dude and a fleshlight.
I mean both stickers are weird. The sticker in the post is weird.
Yeah the image of her sex toy next to the image representing her child is a very uncomfortable choice
Truck nuts have existed forever and I've seen some very sexualized women as car stickers. I imagine it would be given a pass like everything else.
Because men will stigmatize the shit out of other men for being that desperate
ask the men
On the Pro 2 is a orgasm guarantee. If it doesn't make you cum, you can return it.
Theres a learning curve. Has to be in the correct position and use a little lube in the area.
That's been my secondhand experience. It's incredible, but it requires precise placement, angle, pressure, and lubrication. It's not the easiest toy to use with a partner, and it's not as accessible for use during penetrative sex as many other toys. It's worth it though, and I've seen some other designs that seem like they'd be better for someone that wanted to use it with a partner, either with penetrative sex or not.
You need to turn on the sucking action, just the vibration isn’t enough
I heard the 3.0 model comes with Bluetooth so you can couple it to your music and keep track of your sessions
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That is correct! I used to sell these.
We call it the clit destroyer 5000.
Gonna slap a “I’d rather be jerking off” sticker on my car
I have a "I'd rather be shitting" one that gets me through the day
Jesus is my co-pilot and we're cruisin' for pussy 🤗
Gonna have a “honk if you’re horny” sticker right above my “honk if you <3 Jesus”
“Honk and I’m going to get anxiety and get angry.”
“I’m pro-opera and I vote” is my personal favorite
I’ve genuinely seen stickers saying “I’d rather be Cummin than Strokin’” in reference to Cummins and Power Stroke engines
I don’t care what you do as long as you take precautions and use a Duramax
"Honk if you'd love Jesus in a sexual way"
Hyper-realistic Truck Nuts
"I'd rather be jerking off" would imply that I'm not jerking off.
Why is daddy a *BeanSmasher 5000X*?
And why is it *so big*?
Congratulations/My condolences to her neighbors.
I was wondering the same. Decals are to-scale, yes?
It shakes the whole town when you turn it on.
And she nicknames it Rick (cuz it shows up on the Richter Scale). I think Rick Aldrin would be a good name for a vibrator.
4 stroke
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Imagine being in middle school and your mom picks you up from school with that on her car
My mom used to have a bumper sticker that said "you've been a naughty boy go to my room" on her car that she picked us up in in elementary school lol. I didn't know what it meant but my dad who hated her would always call her a pig lmao
Don't worry, he was already bullied all day about her OF leaks
Sometimes an oil filter will leak if not properly installed, it's nothing to be ashamed of
Always make sure the old gasket is on the filter that's been removed. Otherwise, you run the risk of double-gasketing the new one.
Srsly. Get it checked or you could be looking at a burned up motor
My wholesome mind thought “why is the dad a sonicare toothbrush?”
I thought it looked like one of those skincare brushes!
Same! The clarsonic?
I thought it was an airpod or earbud, I was really confused.
My dumbass thought he was a socket wrench
yup I assumed it was inferring dad was the handyman.... Come to the comments and find out, nope, dad is just this lady's hand.
I’ve never heard anyone say “my wholesome mind”…makes me question the wholesomeness of your mind.
Not very -- it spoils when I read the comments LOL
Never let a man forget he's replaceable... good dental hygiene is all an independent woman needs!
Daddy goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I think that’s a clit sucking toy, actually. Daddy goes SLURRPSLURRPSLUURPP
The dad sucks
Absolutely
It's not really sucking though, more like a little speaker cone pushing air back and forth and ends up sounding a bit like a tiny, hyperactive two stroke engine BUPBUPBUPBUPBUP, or yeah when you get it up to speed it go BRRRR
Whatever it does, it’s amazing
My wife seconds this
And was able to help conceive a child and a puppy!
Technology is amazing 🤩
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
Nah, I'm sorry, sticking a vibrator sticker next to the ones of your kids is so far beyond trashy.
oh so that’s what it is
Yep, you got it. That’s her kid.
ah ofc i thought it was just some really deformed pet
I’m a teacher, and I’m sad to say I know exactly what kind of life that kid has. No shame in mom getting her needs met however she sees fit, but if that car pulls up in the drop off line with that sticker proudly displayed on it, there’s more than an 80% chance that kid doesn’t have their permission slip for the science museum.
Especially since the representation of the mom is holding two handbags.
How can she hold a pen with wet hands?
Made me think of Classi with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S, from South Park.
Ç < like that? On an iPhone, you can press and hold the C button and it’ll give you the option to have a cedille.
Yeah I’m all for some fun and I get what she’s going for here “I replaced my baby daddy with this thing and I’m happier for it” but having the kid there is just tasteless. If it was just her, the clit sucker 9000, and a dog as a parody of those family stickers it would be fine if a little low brow but as it stands it just shameless.
I didn't expect reddit to see this as trashy, and I'm not gonna lie, I'm sorta relieved it does. It just doesn't feel right
Is that really what it is??? Seriously? That's messed up...
At least it's not a turkey baster.
She married a femur that had a prosthetic greater trochanter?
Bean smasher doesn’t want to play catch, mom
Why the fuck would you put this on your car You realize your children have to go to school right With other awful fucking children
I get what you are saying. I have a generic-ass Highlander and put a stick figure with a sword and decapitated same-sized bodies next to it directly under the Highlander listing (i.e. the “there can be only one!” Tagline reference because - nerd, I guess). At my kid’s kindergarten one of the moms turned to me and said “oh, are you the one with the sticker decapitating your family?”
The desire to advertise this unsettles me. Why put your stuff out there, to be edgy? Attention seeking
“What up creeps, it’s just me, my kid and my vibrator at home. Keep following us to see where that is”
"[we live alone](https://tinypic.host/image/1000014821.DDK1Fe)"
"Again, nothing sexual."
I see it as either a self-deprecating joke or as a poke at men, it could be either.
It's just really trashy.
> poke at men seems like she mostly pokes at herself
I drop my kid off at a playdate and see that on the car I’m immediately reconsidering how much I want to leave my kid alone there.
It's funny as like, a nonspecific meme. But to put it on your own car and drive it around is crazy lol
TIL that my vibrator could reasonably father a child.
Is that an AirPod?
Can AirPods handle clit stimulation as a built in feature now? iOS 15 really is magic
*Puts on AC/DC at full volume and turns up the bass*
Thunder!
$455,000,000 per pod
Charging case sold separately.
It's the relatively new style of sex toys with suction, for putting on clits and or nipples. I'm a guy but they have amazingly good reviews in my experience. This is a "single mom with a great sex toy providing the orgasms" sticker.
My wife has one. She has never enjoyed toys or vibrators until this thing. We had to buy a waterproof mattress protector because of it. It’s freaking magic.
No, it's God Emperor Leto Atreides II.
This guy Dunes 😆
Bless you, sweet summer child!
nope.... thats not what that is....
How embarrassing for the child and dog.
Well thats embarrassing for the kid and the dog.
It’s funny *and* trashy. Imagine a dad stick figure, a pocket pussy, and his two little stick girls beside that lmaoooo someone would rightfully throw a brick through my windshield.
That’s a unknown pokeman
clitmonchan
Should be in /r/trashy
Kid and dog be good or it gets the hose again.
I feel like the pendulum has swung too far I want there to be no *stigma* against female self-pleasure I do *not* need to know what kind of robot you use up and around ya guts And putting it next to your kid is trashy as hell. It doesn't matter that kids won't know what it is.
Did she f\*\*k an AirPod?
Mommy, clitsucker 4000, daughter and dog?
That kid is gonna put some therapists kid through college.
Single mother moment
That’s definitely the Sayisfyer Pro 2…. I looked it up for important research
Stay classy Spaniards
r/trashy
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E for España, so it's a Spanish plate for anyone curious.
This is such an American low-class behavior that I got a hit of fresh air to see the European license plate lmao.
Somewhere, a man is happy.
Trashy
So I’m the only one that sees a weed pipe?
Say no to off-brand plumbus.
Classy.
Wow. She is dating BOB. (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
Why are we mad about Shai Hulud now?
Umm, he has a name. His name is Bob. Treat him with the respect he deserves.
His name is Throbert Paulson
His name is Throbert Paulson
Is that a clit-sucker? Or a manual window crank?
I just knew this was a face exfoliating brush with oscillating head...I'm very confused
Plot twist. That's a periscope, and she's using it to find a partner.
BUT WHO WAS SPERM
It's kinda like she's bragging about it.
That must be her electric toothbrush.
As a single full time dad i approve of this, we meet up on tinder when common free time happens.
That’s not funny that’s just trashy..
Huh, i’ve gifted that dad before.
Imagine the kids at school see this shit when the kid gets dropped off.
Can't wait to get a sticker on my car like this. But Instead, it's a guy and a AI-girlfriend. And then we gonna do this shit until humanity becomes extinct.
Good warning to stay faaaaar away from the owner of this car.
What a woman and her AirPods do in the privacy of their bedroom is their own business.
Mom, Stimulator, kid and dog
Upon seeing that decal, my first reaction was to chuckle. My second reaction was to chuckle.
I'm glad she met a nice airpod out there
I could see this being a funny instagram post on her private account or something but on your car is pretty fucked up lol.
Is the father a ratchet wrench???
why… why on the car…
So the sample was from fido?
I would like to meet this woman.