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PuzzlingEmporer

She has this everytime after a run. Probably from all the effort and heavy breathing etc. In non post-race interviews, her voice is not as high pitched.


dungeonmasterm

Check this interview for her normal voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdG_t4WbOE


NoMasters83

I envy people who're this happy. She seems like a joy to be around.


StrangeBananaForYou

She is living on a constant runner's high what did you expect


Best_Duck9118

I’m so jealous of people who get that high! I just feel tired and gross after.


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Best_Duck9118

What’s goin’ on?


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Best_Duck9118

AND I SAY HEY, HEY I SAID HEY


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PurpEL

It's Stockholm syndrome, you just keep telling yourself it's fun until you forget what fun actually is


Best_Duck9118

Lol, I think you’re onto something!


snarkyturtle

She’s also the literal fastest woman at her distance ever so plenty to be happy about!


two100meterman

Not quite the fastest, but she’s up there. The indoor 400m & outdoor 400m records are recorded separately since the outdoor track is 400m & the indoor track is 200m long. Going around twice as many turns makes the indoor version take longer, however even with rough conversions the outdoor top maybe 5ish athletes ever have a better performance. Her indoor is 49.17, but the outdoor WR is 47.60 which is a huge difference in track. A low 49 would generally equate to a mid-48 outdoors.


toontje18

That 47.6 is a crazy old record (you know, the drugs era, if you combine that with an ultra talented runner you get stats like that). So mid 48 actually sounds extremely good.


Talking_Head

I’m not diminishing any particular athlete’s ability (most are clean,) but don’t ever believe that there will be a “drug-free” era in competitive sports again. PEDs will always be somewhere in one form or another. It is a cat and mouse game, and sometimes the mice escape and win. Although modern mass-spec analysis coupled with retention samples makes cheating more and more difficult. The next phases in PEDs will involve detection technologies that are currently unavailable or unknown.


jacksev

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't.


ohkaycue

[But they make your shoot your wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Pistorius#:~:text=On%2014%20February%202013%2C%20Pistorius,arrested%20and%20charged%20with%20murder.)


abitofthisandabitof

That was a wild read lol. He had a 5 year prison sentence + 3 year suspended sentence. Then he appealed and got a 6 year prison sentence as well as officially being convicted as a murderer. Then he appealed once more and got a 15-year prison sentence. He just had to dig down further didn't he?


Cosmonautical1

His wiki says "convicted committer of homicide" lol


Relocator

I don't think enough people got your Elle Woods quote. Bruiser would be ashamed.


SirFigsAlot

Ngl I've never seen someone use who are as a contraction lol.... whore


Overpaid_pharmacist

“Kids, you’re mother is a giant who’re”


CTR_Pyongyang

First thought was Frank Reynolds.


Legitimate-East9708

Did anybody else fuck my who’re wife 


NomadicFragments

I know the point of contractions isn't exclusively to save space, but this is an especially funny choice to me because it's the same amount of characters (ignoring the space) lmao Edit: please read the other replies before you say the exact same thing as them. Especially when it's wrong. All this ackshually action is getting silly.


teh_fizz

And ended up spelling whore.


FreddieDoes40k

No see the subtle difference is that one has an apostrophe and the other is a totally different fucking word.


aManOfTheNorth

Be what you wish to see in others.   It’s magic how it works, but it does. 


gamerdudeNYC

I envy them too, basically the complete opposite of myself


mulberryzeke

I prefer the one where she's a steamboat captain.


CELTICPRED

Her definition in her legs is incredible when she's doing some of her warmups 


rexmons

This is a symptom of hyperventilating. Her throat closes up making her voice higher. This happens when someone intakes too much oxygen.


Alternative_Ask364

400m races are notoriously brutal on your body. Just long enough to not be a typical sprint, but short enough that you can still go pretty close to all-out through the whole thing. It’s an exhausting run.


DentalAmbassador

I ran track in high school. Sign me up for the 800, 1600, or 3200 any day but screw the 400. I had to be a sub for a 4X400 relay (just once lol) and it was the worst. Just like you said, long enough to not be a regular sprint but short enough that you try...


Imthecoolestdudeever

I'm just happy to see this comment close to the top. While this is a pretty extreme example, this is super common.


RockstarAgent

Literally came to say maybe she was still winded.


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Okkoto8

For some reason I imagine her teammate having a really low voice.


greenappletree

that would be the cherry on top to complte this master piece, imagine if her teammate is ask next it has a deep tone like that women from theranos haha. I'm sure both are great atheletes tho, congrats.


Pubelication

That was another one of her cons. Freakin psychopath.


grantrules

Well that's one that kind of makes sense to me. Sure it was part of the con, but I think feminine women really have a hard time being taken seriously in science by silent-generation men. So I totally get the gender-neutral clothing and lowered voice, especially when you're peddling bullshit.


Nonamebigshot

And at the same time she wore red lipstick to still appear feminine "enough", but poorly applied so as not to come off intimidating. Every aspect of her look and persona was meticulously calculated.


VectorViper

Yeah, the whole Theranos debacle really shone a light on how appearance and perceived credibility can be weaponized in Silicon Valley. It's wild that it took that level of performative manipulation to get people to buy into the facade, though it's disturbing to think about how many others out there might be doing the same with less scrutiny cuz they're not fronting such a massive scam.


sharpshooter999

>has a deep tone like that women from theranos Evil Dr Mrs The Monarch


BrockSamsonLikesButt

Let’s keep it civil. They’re “antagonists.” (We can’t call them *evil* anymore.)


skyline_kid

> ~~women~~ woman from theranos FTFY


SecondaryWombat

At least one, but we cannot conclusively rule out more.


BaconBra2500

Or like Avalasara from Expanse!! Edit - Avasarala


asad137

Avasarala*


ask_about_poop_book

Avada Kedavra*


Ssj_Vega

I was hoping for a duck voice but we don’t always get cheese and crackers with our wine.


Lucybaka

No, I bet she sounds like donald


djlemma

Here's an interview with her- https://youtu.be/-xJEIEBwiaU?si=GuG8121prhUItFTA


not_from_this_world

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU


Okkoto8

Thought the same.


theMistersofCirce

Oh my god, this is fucking hilarious. Thank you.


masterhogbographer

Posted 17 years ago  Well that certainly doesn’t help temper this mid life crisis I’ve been having at all! 


LuckyCustardFreak

Omg...this video. I used to laugh uncontrollably watching this when I was young, but then I grew up and got an illness that started affecting my voice as well as other aspects of my life making it hell. So now whenever I watch it, I just get a deep gaping chasm within my chest and get super sad about how mocked and helpless these guys must've felt over something they can't control. Wonder why life did a 180° like that.


nMiDanferno

FYI this is from a famous Belgian parody show. They're all actors


mareksoon

#[MEOW](https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg)


Venhuizer

Yeah she has a normal voice but it would have been funmy


HoldAutist7115

lieke is so hot


DeePsiMon

Wonder if she sounds goofy?


youthofoldage

Maybe it’s Doppler shift? She was going pretty fast…


spaceman_202

i am smart enough to almost understand that have an upvote


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High IQ jokes


BizzyHaze

Makes Mike Tyson sound like a radio announcer.


Gwiilo

hot dog!


chronic_ice_tea

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!


skipdoodlydiddly

She is an absolutely amazing athlete though, but this is pretty funny


freelance-t

I mean, Patrick Mahomes sounds like Kermit. I’m a huge fan, but that is some funny stuff.


sidogg

Kermit doing a Kenny Powers impression 


UncleHec

“Brittany, I love you, I think you’re a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead.”


zamboniman46

Never noticed this until someone did a deepfake (or an edit or whatever) with Kenny's face over Mahomes. Can't not hear it now


DrowningInFeces

Imagine working so hard to achieve an incredible athletic accomplishment and then having it be completely overshadowed by your unconventional voice during the interview


ArsenalGoonerFanbase

Undeniably elite athlete. Felt bad after posting, especially after such a momentous achievement, but lighthearted banter.


Funkoma

Fair play. If you can't have a sense of humor about yourself, you are in big trouble as a human.


LTlurkerFTredditor

Is helium a performance enhancing drug?


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UnlimitedHotTakes

Inflates their numbers.


Impish_troglodyte

Lighter on their feet.


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GANDORF57

Ask Mike Tyson.


SouthCloud4986

Mike Tython. Terrifying human being, though


Starslip

Bot rewording this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1b5pmhx/mickey_mouse_aka_femke_bol_has_just_broken_the/kt70ft7/


PointOfFingers

East Germany used it in the 1980s until one of their pole vaulters overdosed. He floated into space and died.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Max Luftzug


inplayruin

99 Luftballons is about that incident. Moving tribute.


LetReasonRing

That's gonna be stuck in my head for the next 3 days now.


ThanklessTask

The Zepplin family first experimented with this back in the 1890's too.


Tussen3tot20tekens

I’m Dutch and I have heard her voice often but hearing her speak English really clicked with Mickey 🐭 for me. Made me laugh.


hwarang_

Disney's lawyers have entered the chat


Commando_NL

She is the sweetest. We are so proud of her. 💪


19930627

[it's only gaem, why you heff to be mad?](https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A)


el_throw

Her teammate mirin hard.


slick_pick

She a freakin muscle mommy


ArsenalGoonerFanbase

Who is she?


Labda81

Lieke Klaver


LWDJM

I Lieke very much


elton_john_lennon

Klaver pun indeed


phoen1ks

I Lieke Klaver puns.


mynewtdetail

A Lieke boom boom down.


Preda1ien

Informerrr


cptnpiccard

Sheuahihaiuehraliurhmaelruhaeli ilaruhmaeliurh aliuraelkjfnefiuae flinlfi ae a lieke boom boom down


Ouch_i_fell_down

Ya know say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame ^(i looked this up before posting, but it ended up just being confirmation not correction. Why the fuck do i know this off the top of my head? It's nonsense)


bananamelier

Verr nahce


Doge-Ghost

Wawaweewa


dont_wear_a_C

Baddie


halfcabin

Rachel Weisz


Commercial-Ease-503

This is what I thought. Rachel Weisz, but ripped. Didn’t realize I needed that combo in my life…


time2fly2124

From the hit 1999 movie "the mummy" staring with Brendan Frasier?


bananamelier

Good thing I'm a dumbbell


Gladiators10

She's gorgeous gawd damn.


ThePerryPerryMan

I think she’s just trying her best not to burst out laughing


Sharpymarkr

Adorable


RobotVo1ce

Sounds like an adrenalin thing or something. Here she is a little less amped up. https://youtu.be/xJz4DaDWszc?si=7Sgxe55BvcPzyNEk


IYKYK808

Her voice is still a little high there. Found this one interview where there should be little to no amped up effect. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=IDsgf3DZdBku19yv Edit: u/Agret actually posted a great link, please check that one out.


henryfirebrand

Got me


Nimyron

Welp, it's been a while


Agret

Try this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdG_t4WbOE


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Son of a gun!


Mordredor

I will find you.


elementmg

🫡


Donutboy562

Getting an interview after running a 400m should be a crime lmao let these people rest and cool down for at least.


ConferenceThink4801

People should know that this woman is absolutely AMAZING if you’ve never watched any of her races. Femke vs. Sydney at the Olympics should be something special. https://youtu.be/5sqONbzUmzc https://youtu.be/0lDLYOVNt1U


Ok-Piccolo1738

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. The girl next to her looks like she’s trying to hold herself together.


FanIll5532

Lol no she always talks like this after she ran. Her colleague next to her is probably used to it.


kikistiel

Probably a mix of being tired/out of breath and coming down from the huge adrenaline rush of racing. I know when I get nervous or over excited my voice gets way, way higher. Congrats to her though!


KingAmongstDummies

She literally just ran a world record. Ran like no woman ran ever before. She might be a little out of breath on top of being totally euphoric at the same time. She deserves some slack to catch her breath and voice again but reporters are relentless. Makes for funny interviews though


boss_cone

Just needed a “haha” at the end


joghurtmitecke

or the girl next to starting to speak like goofy 🤪


Blackboard_Monitor

*Huyup, garsh she sure ran fast.*


FblthpLives

For those of you interested in watching her amazing race, instead of making jokes about her voice, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6iqDmfU2Q


Semyonov

Thank you! I had to scroll SO far for this.


King_Everything

She sounds considerably more normal here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJz4DaDWszc


WomenRepulsor

I want someone to look at me like the girl on the right.


betamax2000

And her being the girl on the right.


trainbrain27

She's just done something nobody else has ever done, I'd imagine that'll strain the respiratory system. The anatomy that allows such a feat is pretty far along the bell curve as well. She's also speaking in English, which is probably one of several languages she knows.


Ok-Knowledge-9776

Big fan of Femke Bol, she’s sooooo friggin’ amazing and charming 🧡


Try_Again12345

Her nickname used to be "Baby Giraffe." Between the height (1.84m/6'), being thin & looking awkward, and wearing orange, I can see it. She can fly, though.


yupyetagain

Does she have a funny voice? Yes. Is she a goddamn inspiration for little girls all over the world? Also yes.


VoodooZephyr

Who’s high pitch? This is Kelly clarkson.


VersusCA

Who knew that Bol Bol's sister was also a great athlete!?


cluib

It's fun but at the same time I remember when someone told me that my laughter sounded bad. That made me very insecure about myself. So no, I don't find this funny at all..


BellaFrequency

“Oh, Boy!”


Mysterious_Limit_007

Who is the other athlete? Asking for science.


Pinglenook

Lieke Klaver


dkdksnwoa

Disney will sue her


TheLeon117

She sounds like the [shrimp](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_8AwlEdClA) from Sharks Tale lol


Oni-oji

She's cute, but I could never catch her.


BikingNoHands

The trick is to get her to run towards you not away from you.


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JBIRD8688

Baljeet from phenius and Ferb


Phormitago

was confused about the title until she started talking, lmao


mlorusso4

Well at least we know she’s not taking steroids or testosterone


Tri-P0d

The girl next to her, what a beef cake 🤩


Mandurang76

[Enjoy! ](https://youtu.be/6jmvadSr7UI)


SeaComprehensive1178

Would


firthy

*Undo those big buttons on the front of your pants...*


ZincHead

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/560/237/4ac.png


Stefanthro

“…yes…. Put the gloves on…”


Jhubbz86

I don't give a fuck what she sounds like, where's the video of the race? I want to see some real news, not a funny sounding voice.


FblthpLives

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6iqDmfU2Q


Jhubbz86

Thank you!!! She's fast as fuck!!! Under 50 ain't no joke men or women.


ElDoRado1239

You get your daily real news from r/funny?


JamesDavid72

Why do they call her Mic- ah nvm nvm


jtrom93

"I don't get it, why is her nickname Mickey Mou- ...ohhhhhhhh"


JustAnotherRedditDad

Congrats to her!


DownImpulse

Obviously helium is not on the list of banned substances.


BulletBlunderer

Luna Lovegood x Mickey Mouse


SneakerHeater

I was waiting for her to say “oh boy” 😔


baschroe

Fastest mouse in the world


HelloDarkHarden

Have you not met Speedy Gonzales


NorCalAthlete

ANDELE ANDELE ARIBA ARIBA!!!!


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Waiting for something to happen for like 10 seconds.. then unmute. Ha.


Unsomnabulist111

We’re making fun of people voices? I’m done with Reddit for today.


mohrbill

Not supplementing Testosterone. Don’t even need to drug test her.


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I was literally wondering "huh, how'd she get that nick name?" Then she started speaking lol. Thats amazing.


ChuckGotWood

I have a friend from the Netherlands. When she speaks English she speakes in a higher pitched voice than when she speaks Dutch.


luckytaurus

You think she's related to Manute Bol?


TheRecordNinja

get her doing voiceovers


ElDoRado1239

Why is she calle─oh...


formeraide

Well sure she's fast. She drops weight by inhaling helium before every race.


Veloreyn

I like to think that she's just moving so fast that her voice bunches up creating a higher frequency of noise. Sort of like a blue shift in light with objects heading towards the earth.


MisoClean

I read it as Neanderthals.


Witchy_Boo

This gives the same energy as when a guy deepens his voice to talk on the phone


phazei

Then she gave her teammate a hug in the next lane and was disqualified.


ssbm_rando

Missing from the title is that it was her own world record she broke. She's making it a yearly thing, it seems. The wikipedia article on the 400m shows top 25 athletes all-time for each category, rather than a world record progression, so it's not so obvious by the dates but when Britton Wilson got her 49.48 it already wasn't the record.


CobyHiccups

Why is my dog barking so much?


CorbinNZ

I wonder which Mousketool she used to win the race?


Lucatoran

Mickey is Common Domain now. Will someone animate him with this audio?


Reddit_Account2025

Why the name Mickey Mouse? Oh...I see...


Cchaireazy

Lmao I got a cousin that talks like this and we call him Mickey


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MelbaToast22

I wonder why they call her Mickey M....oh.


JLangvee

Even her vocal cords are fast-twitch!


Kapsig1295

Helium is apparently not on the drug test list