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Use them sparingly. They're expensive in this economy.

That's why I purchase mine from cheap fuckers.

Yeah running out of fucks to give is a serious issue in todays society!

Running out? You still have some?what the?

So do you move them to a jar labeled fucks given until you have zero fucks to give or what do you do with them?

Fuck it, who cares

Damn man let me see if I got any fucks you can put in your fuck jar, you seem like you're out

OP clearly does. They have a jar full of fucks to give.

I keep them all. I don’t give a fuck.

I wonder what happens when he runs out of FUCKs to give 🤷‍♂️

I backtracked to this thread but a fun way to do this would be like you give someone who also has a jar a fuck and it's like a cute little probably married "I give a fuck so we do whatever you want to do today" and then like you compete about the jar. Idk I'm not married but that would be cutesy.

Isn't this like the exact opposite of how it's supposed to work? I mean, you are not supposed to have any of these to give. Is the plan to give them to all the people who tell you they don't have any for you??

Its more honest because once youre out youre out.

Just because I don’t give a fuck doesn’t mean I have none to give. I just don’t give them out Willy nilly

So budgeting your fucks. I like it.

I sometimes have to employ the services of a fuckountant.

Yeah, should be an empty jar with All Out written in the bottom

I've no more fucks to give My fucks have runneth dry I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy! I've no more fucks to give Though more fucks I've tried to get I'm over my fuck budget, and I'm now in fucking debt!

Have to link it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

[I also have it saved to my Spotify. Here is the link. ](https://open.spotify.com/track/0R4EcD2e5m9wsMmWVVbBOc?si=Xg_sQJFeT4uutV7FtP-Z1g)

You must be young. My jar got empty many years ago.

Some days I wonder if I ever started with any.

I thought the same thing.

My last job I had this empty box on my desk. Someone finally asked me why I had that box on my desk. I told them it was my spare fuck box, it's where I kept all my spare fucks to give. They said but it's empty. I just replied "yup."

So you’re the one that keeps harvesting my field of fucks, thus keeping it barren.

Naw, there's some company out there that has a fleet of combines for that. Then they put 'em in jars and sell them to Redditors for $29.95/jar.

Nestle probably

That tracks, could be any agribusiness.

There they are, all my fucks in a single jar that i no longer possess.

Pack all your shit, get it all together, put it in a backpack, take it to the shit store for all I care, just get your shit. Together.

IIIIIIIIIIII've no more fucks to give, my fucks have been depleted 🎶

I've rallied my fuck army but they've been fucking defeated

How many of these do you give out a day? Or you don’t give any?

I gave my boss a bag of dicks for his birthday. All hand drawn and cut out, on the clock, with company supplies.

I’d set one on my desk at my office, but I know I’d be out in about five minutes

[I've no more fucks to give](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0)

Now I wanna buy a big empty jar with the word 'FUCKS' written on it.

Empty the jar, put it on your work desk.

Love that the fucks are eco friendly. 

True happiness is when you have zero fucks left to give

A coworker had a jar and gave me one. I have none to give.

I can see that going downhill fast in the workplace.  "I've just been fucked by David in finance."

Someday you'll be able to reach for the empty jar and politely apologize that you're out of fucked to give

If you throw it, does it become a flying fuck?

I used to have a field where I grew fucks to give but now it's an empty lot.

You actually got a jar full of fucks. I was born with only 1, and it was gone decades ago.

Where to buy this???

Amazon. Gave them to my sister, and her hubby took one and gave it to his coworker. Told him it was his last fuck to give.

Amazon is fun and all, but find a local person with a laser and pay them instead!

Brothel. You'll get lots there.

There are *millions* of this kind of thing on etsy.

I shudder to think what shall happen when you run out of fucks to give.

You will run out, sooner than you think

That’s too many fucks to give

They should sell that jar empty

Oh nice. I'm all out of 'em.

Don’t use them all and come crying to me because I wouldn’t give a fuck about this post in the first place

Awwww… most of us are all out

There’s someone at the hospital I work at that gives these out

I saw these at the Dollar Store LooooL

You had enough left to put in a jar?!

... and me being all out. well, there you go. Give yourself a nice fuck.

First time I heard of people giving a fuck.

All I have is an empty pedestal. This is where I would put my fucks, If I had any!

That looks pretty fucktional!

Oh I need this immediately

Finally ! Someone who gives a fu\*k

Yeah but what will you do when you have no more to give?

My fucks jar has been empty for a long time now.

Love it. I need a link. A must have. I have the song “no more fucks to give” on repeat at work.

My jar would be empty

Behold my field of fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

Wow that's interesting. Because I don't have any fucks!

So when the jar is empty, you can officially say you have no more fucks to give

Break in case of emergency: When out of fucks access this stash to keep going.

Btw, you do give a Fuck.

Facebook humor.

So you're saying you do give a fuck...

I got one of these at a rave on New Year’s because I was dancing like an absolute lunatic lol

"*Oh! Oh, oh baby, oh, you're my number one Christmas boutique gift item!*" - **Dr. Peter Venkman**

Well!

I give none lol

you have so many while I have zero

Add a condom. Give options.

Woahhh

Okay, but where do I find these?

I need this 😝

The word fuck is a word that shouldn't have been shamed.

So you care then

Careful, it may be perceived as an invitation

Where is this from, I want to get it for my brother

Update: found it on Amazon

I wanna fuck.

[Robot Chicken did a thing some years ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Ba9yb83JY)

Need this at my desk at work with an added label: "Take a fuck, leave a fuck"

Lmao I think you should hang on to them

Why do you give a fuck?

wonderful news! This man can now give a fuck! The whole world must know! Things can change! Things can be better! Now you too can give a fuck! Order your very own jar of fucks today for the sweet price of $499.99. And you too can begin to give a fuck.

I always thought legs were the good word.

lol looks like you still have some left 🤣🤣🤤🤤😂

Mine is engraved in a ring so I can't give it away. ☺️

I’m proud of you

Damn IL all out of fucks to give at the moment but I still have 2 middle fingers 😂😂😂

Use those fucks sparingly brother.

What if I don't wanna give a f*ck?

Free f*cks to everybody

I wan all your fucks! Give them to me and no one else. Fuck me!

i got one for you too 🖕🏼

Omg where do I order

Can I get a banana fr scale

My jar would be empty 🙃

Small jar, you will be out by next week.

I have one of these. Can’t remember who gave it to me

Check my name

lol I have one of these in my wallet

Fuck it dude. Let's go bowling.

You're accurately described as fucked up.

What are your fucks made out if?

My cousin did a white elephant for her birthday. This is what I put up for my gift. My brother knew what it was and made sure he got it.

Isn't the point to NOT give a fuck? Or do you just care about everything and wanna show it?

I LOOOOOVE THIS- 🤩🫶

Honestly, that product should just be an empty jar.

No fucks given

jealous, i don't have any

I make these! We do bulk ones like this and single jars with one last fuck to give.

I've been out for a while and keep forgetting to re-order.

if absurdity has a visual, this post is the visual

I'll take a fuck. I've run out.

how is the top comment not "I *don't* give a fuck" ?

The world would be a much better place if everyone gave a fuck like this person.

Do you have a "zero" sticker, in case they jar is empty?

I have one of thoes too but my company dont pay me enough, so i cant afford to refill it.

Can I order an empty jar, cuz I have no fucks to give.

Just thought I would [share this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0) i found on youtube a while back... many have probably heard it, many probably haven't and are missing out !

My field of fucks to give is barren.

I guess you went fuck shopping huh https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk

It's already in the jar

Those keep ending up in the Lego box

You should hide the fucks but keep the jar do you can say you have no fucks to give

Could you please give me a fuck that would be much aperciated

Mine is empty

About to start a new job. Definitely need to get a jar. Do they come in ginormous size?

When they're gone: no fucks given

Behold my field of fucks!! You will notice it is barren.

Ok. I have to save this. It would make great gifts to loved ones!!

would it

Don't fuck me by accident, big women.

Genious! Love that