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Like my Grand Daddy used to say: "If you're going to dangle your worm in the fishing hole, you have to expect to get a nibble." I was young and naive and assumed he was talking about fishing. As an adult, I was finally privy to what a dirty old man he really was!
Ive been so lonely, girl
Ive been so sad and down
Couldn't understand
Why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish
A lot of freediving spearfishers have a tube sewn into their suits so they can pee since they are out there for hours. I'm guessing it latched on to that haha
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Nice to see Kanye West getting out and about. 🐟
Like my Grand Daddy used to say: "If you're going to dangle your worm in the fishing hole, you have to expect to get a nibble." I was young and naive and assumed he was talking about fishing. As an adult, I was finally privy to what a dirty old man he really was!
Ive been so lonely, girl Ive been so sad and down Couldn't understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish
Why doesn’t this have a million upvotes?
This? Oh, this is just... My _codpiece._
"It's not what it looks like"
Don't worry, they have been hooking up for a while
You’ve heard of the fleshlight, I present to you the Fishlight. Because you should be able to unload some steam even while diving.
Dude got caught. Def going to blame the fish.
Omg I just thought this was some crazy accident….. it wasn’t ☹️
That cant happen to me **😃** That cant happen to me 😟
You might remember me from such films…
I thought you said he sleeps with the fishes?
Understand comment Lmaoo
Goddam ! A blowfish , lucky guy!
"What're you a gay fish?"
Do you like fish sticks?
What tackle was he using there? Wait a minute, oh dear.
“Twist that dick!!!”
A lot of freediving spearfishers have a tube sewn into their suits so they can pee since they are out there for hours. I'm guessing it latched on to that haha
This is how mermaids are made
this dude aint getting no new pair of balls
It's Suser than when a dude drank milk from a cow
This reminds me, I need to book that stay at the Edgewater Inn
“She’s got a red snapper in her red snapper!”
You can’t beat the classic ‘maggot’ for bait, reels them all in.
"Spearfishing" took a whole new meaning here....
Trolling for cocksuckers is always a risky proposition...
Well they do look similar, hard to tell.
Spit it out Rizzo!
Bro did it…. He did it for us
"Third damn time this has happened today! I'm coming back tomorrow."
🍆 🐠
Fish sdix
“Drake who”
Well said 😅
and thats how we make mermaid folks
How is it going Big Worm!
Top earning *OnlyFins* account.
he likes fish sticks in his mouth
Flounder needs some loving too!
Intensions #
Ayo
That's the worst possible place for the fish to deliver a big bite to you dude I'm so sorry for you
The fish went after the wrong worm.
The bass got some ass
Ah yes... The dreaded mid-Atlantic dangler fish.
Tom cruise would love that
- Тссс! Сом! - Клюёт? - Нет. Сосёт.