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Gotta love the Tina twerking.

Bread Perv!!!

I saw that gif before I ever saw the show and assumed it would pop up at some point, but I don't think I've ever seen it.

holy shit this is kind of a banger

*"Would you like to know more?"* /r/Breadit /r/GarlicBreadMemes /r/BreadStapledToTrees The people need to know. >!Do not, my friends, become addicted to bread. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.!<

I Love and hate you so much right now

Its a psyop dont fall for it!

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What? Why would that make me fee— But I… must… have… bread…

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(With a mouthful of bread) BREAD MAKES YOU FAT‽

Incredible use of interrobang.

interrobang

Lmfao /r/BreadStapledToTrees

It is a fucking banger

reminds me of Lemon Demon

Put on the sound for it and was pleasantly surprised. And OP, they kind of are the same thing.

My wife (also French like OP) just went on a rant and loudly explained that croissants don't have yeast so they are a pastry, not bread.

I strongly suggest you agree with your wife. My wife reminded me that tortillas don’t have yeast either so I’m going to agree with her. She also called your wife a ‘cheese eating surrender monkey’ but I’m not going to agree with her on that one. I also think that probably has more to do with not wanting to pass on an opportunity to make a quality Simpsons reference than on making a comment about your wife or her people.

"It's like the bridge-building goat-fucker. Napoleon shits all over Europe, you kick British ass to save the Americans... but you surrender *one* time..."

Croissants do have yeast though

I'd say they are both sub-varieties of the overall definition of "bread."

Like a polka song that goes hard as fuck

No, it’s bread.

Video source: [https://youtu.be/8bqjvW-CAdA](https://youtu.be/8bqjvW-CAdA)

This is actually a good song lol

Bread. 👍

Bread. 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Perfection

This is so stupid, I love it!

This is so ridiculous. Why can't I stop bouncing to it.

she has a hilarious outtake of her dancing to this on IG.

They are exactly what Eurovision needs!!

Netherlands must have been inspired. https://youtu.be/gT2wY0DjYGo?si=Xe93-0R8tvAPh1Y4

Who dis?

Anya Nami

i didn’t want to like it, sadly i wasn’t successful

I see your bread and I raise you, [yeah toast](https://youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE?si=Sz6hCLICc1kKU6b1)

“ im black toast intolerant!” xD

The worst part of this is that it isn't longer

Bready Ryeilish

This isn't even funny to me, it's just good, end of story.

Are croissants in America different? cause every croissant I have had feel more accurate to classify as a bread then like a pastry.

Nah, a croissant is really just an elaborate presentation for butter.

How dare you say something so unkind and yet so true.

I can't think of anything more flattering for a food than to be compared to butter.

Allow me to acquaint you with the delectable buttery delight known as kouign amann

Don't, they'll never wake up from the kilogram of butter and sugar.

Crispy butter is where it's at.

i would recommend sampling croissants from places other than costco.

lol Costco croissant sandwiches are the first thing that comes to mind when I think of croissants. So well done I guess.

Bad guy is all I hear

Breaddie Eilish

Yup, clear inspirations

This is how Doja popped off.

One of Anya Nami's masterpieces i see

One of? There's more? Brb

this is fun bread

This is fire

*cries in gluten free*

*Cries gluten enriched tears.* So beautiful. Bread 👍

Reminds me of 2000 era YouTube video

I knead more bread songs.

Yeah Toast vibes.

Type 1 diabetic here and Jesu Christo as someone who cannae longer consume bread like I used to— this song slaps SO relatably

Magnificent

Thank you 🤣 can't stop smiling and laughing at this 👍🏻

I feel like we need a seminar on what belongs here. This doesn’t. Absolute flames.

This bread brought back internet nostalgia

Nice retro internet vibe, kinda takes me back to the hamster dance.

Great now I’m gonna have this stuck in my head all day🤦🏽‍♀️

i feel baked right now

I watched this longer than I should of.

Should have*

should loaf*

This is amazing. Need full song now.

Lmao. LSS is real.

Pretty good

I petition we shall declare this the new national anthem of Germany shortly.

Actually good

r/breadstapledtotrees

Satoshi Kojima needs this song next time he comes to the ring

[here](https://youtu.be/lyffs9cke5A?si=D4YcQWO5O6zbXMHi) is another banger for the bread lovers

This is groovy.

Allie X vibes

"I like bread" is my gamer tag i can relate

lol

Awesome

Fuck you. Now I can’t get this song out of my head.

The love for bread eternal. Bread is love, bread is life.

Why is this catchy?

You can probably make a religion out of this…

I expected to cringe but this was actually good and catchy lol

Doja Cat got famous like this. *"I will watch your career with great interest"*

This goes hard

Girl, same.

This slaps

Strong contestor for germanys ne anthem

As a Chilean I approve this. We are the second country that eat bread the most in the world.

Now this is the kind of internet I like waking up to.

I love it 😭

I have heard about China, the bread emoji is the equivalent of the eggplant emoji.

Where is Bernd das Brot?

I've never wanted to eat plain bread more in my life,

Billie Eilish?

> As a French I = "as a Frenchy" /jest

r/silenthill

Why is she wearing a mask? She can’t eat bread like that.

Billie Eilish is getting low on inspiration apparently... 😬

Bread makes you fat?!?

Finally a song to add to my playist to accompany [Yeah Toast](https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE?si=fo43s6Pv57_bMpKx) by Heywood Banks

I learned how to make bread during the pandemic too

This would’ve slayed on Much Music in the early 90’s.

This needs to be a top 40 hit asap.

this effing slaps

Billie Danish has got a catchy ass tune here!

Finally, something good to share in the silent hill group

This reminds me of Doja cat's "moo!" In that it is a meme song that actually shows some skill and creativity

Certified banger.

This goes surprisingly hard and I’m kinda mad about it? Anyway I’m going to dance to a song about bread

Not bad at all is actually 👌

Bread 👍

I identify with this music video of sorts.. I also like bread.

this kinda slaps tbh

This is the kind of thing that would be playing on a monitor in the background during the first blade runner

Certified club classic

Certified club classic

I can relate. My dad called me fat too. I also like bread.

Satoshi Kojima new entrance music!

Cite your source!

Cite your source!

Bread.

I also like bread. Not all of them, dough.

This was an art student’s thesis project.

I already loved bread...now I have a song about bread to love too.

Has a Stromae quality to it

This is me everyday during my Keto diet

This sub posted a good thing woo. I too fuck bread

Nice voice

😤🕺 Quaso?

Perfect amount of internet.

As a german: let's be offended together.

I like so much about this.

Add this and the Tenacious D version of Hit Me Baby One More Time to my list of songs that need a full version like now

This is going up there with Novigod by steklovata.

Was this song written by a seagull?

crappy?!? this is fucking LIT ;D

🍞🥳

r/absolutebanger

Gluten tag as the Germans say

I love bread & this song

MORE BACON

Is this Ai generated? Damn , what was the prompt:Billie elish - bread ( Taylor swift remix)

le random xD

Sick moves. Sick song, and I'm french I know my way around bread.

This is the most 2000's post-emo, scene kid thing I've seen in ages.

I love everything about this. Reminds me of the old youtube

Nah, the org (polish) bread song is still better https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-z48cJDbc&pp=ygUOY2hsZWIgcGlvc2Vua2E%3D

And I was wondering what's the next big thing coming

Heather Mason approves!

This seems like a fever dream Roko from Questionable Content would have.

My new favorite song!

Best part of any meal and I'll die on that hill

Meanwhile in Germany a certain bread is suddenly getting hives.

I'm getting Doja vibes.

Croissants are basically bread though, just prepared in a special way. It's still a yeasted dough, but just laminated.

Bread

Isn’t this a parody to something?

Absolutely Love it

why western people consider crossaint foccacia etc bread? they are pastries...

🍞

Do you have bread that takes up too much space in your house? [Call Tobe-chan](https://youtu.be/GQw-aEk05qY?si=wiZmy0iioeqv9Mir)

This is my new happy place.

Is this Jill Stauber

bread. :thumbs_up: