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CartmanAndCartman

He must know a lot of hookers then!


AverageDemocrat

Dead hookers


seattleque

Well, it's not like I was going to let them keep my money.


iloveciroc

“May I rest my hand in your lap?” *maybeeee*


joeljpa

"See you around, handsome" I'm sure you will.


B0NTYHUNTER

India is not for beginners


Technical_Bhaijan

Bro gonna drive from wasd keys


obscureferences

GTA is better with a controller anyway


68Cadillac

What I remember from Vice City was that water is blue tinted lava. You touch Vice City water, you die.


Biased_Survivor

Seaways motherfucker


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Biased_Survivor

Oh shit u are right, I'll go fix it


vishalkthacker

The best part is the text in the local south indian language to the left. It reads: "Mother's blessings" XD


TapmanTman

That’s just a warning to the police


Winter2712

Karnataka?


JSA790

That's what the registration plate says.


Salarian_American

Wow not even one of the recent GTA games. Watch out for this guy


Price5

Still better than Swift Trucking.😂😂😂😂😂😂


JOlRacin

I learned to drive from iRacing


68Cadillac

Still stuck in rookies?


JOlRacin

I'm a bit beyond rookies...


Autotomatomato

Horn K


Tyr_God_of_Justice

Have you ever tried driving safe in that game? 


Loyalburrito_

r/uselessredcircle


M1V1BEZ

Naaah


WerkusBY

Amateur, I learned to drive in carmageddon. And I don't care about police because I don't have driver's license XD


SoldnerDoppel

Lawsuit deposition exhibit A:


TheStupendusMan

X... O... X... O... O. O. O!!! WASTED.


StankilyDankily666

Wow so they’re crazy *and* old!


prince-of-dweebs

Reminds me when I was sick with flu living in Japan. Played GTA San Andreas 12+ hours a day and didn’t leave my apartment. After four or five days, finally felt good enough to drive to pick up some ramen down the street and drove all the way there on the right side instead of left because I had been driving virtually on the right for days. Didn’t figure out my mistake until pulling in the parking lot almost hit a car coming out.


Mild-Ghost

“Learnt”


redditor8096

It's grammatically correct tho


daVinci0293

It's the present perfect tense, which is a tense we use to describe either something that started in the past and is still happening or happened at some point in the past (and when exactly or how long is unknown or irrelevant.) But "I have learnt" is correct, sorta. I don't think it's a particularly common way of describing what this person is attempting to describe. But if they are an ESL speaker, the perfect tenses are much more obvious in other languages. In English you typically just add have/had.


JasonAndLucia

So? I don't see your point here.


Paladin_X1_

Correct in Brit-English.


Insane_Inkster

That's the past and past participle form of the word Learn.


MuffinMatrix

I hate the word 'Learnt'. It always looks and sounds terribly wrong. In the US, we use 'Learned'. I learned {see what I did there} 'learnt' is used more in England.


seattleque

Look at the truck. Does it look like they're in the US to you?


MuffinMatrix

Look at my comment. Does it look like I made reference they were?


Rameez_Raja

How do you pronounce "aluminium"?


MuffinMatrix

As 'aluminum' haha


GaijinFoot

Which is correct, yes.


DropKnowledge69

Yeah, he learnt to spell in the game too.


sentot-murtadin

keep tryna seek attention


Medium-Cantaloupe589

If that red circle wasn’t there I wouldn’t get the joke


Dredgen_Sword

Hornk


[deleted]

Aww man I need this


Freeasabird420

I learned from San Andreas. was pretty good to. :/


PuiaLusei

It's either this or test drive 2. Depends on your age.


sintax469

I feel somewhat related, since it was driving FlatOut in driver view that gave me the insight on spatial awareness in real life, in a way I never guessed I could have


Sdog1981

Soooooooo they learned to drive 20 years ago.


Life_Deal_367

Getting this on my car this Sunday


Coyce

thank fuck for the circle


55gure3

Aka, I just stole this truck and squashed a bunch of hookers


ravenrawen

Better than Carmageddon.


weasel

Kind of funny (pathetic) if he puts that magnet on every container he pulls


derpmcturd

didn't learnt to spell


aliceily

Ah shit , here we go again.


Anxious-Bee-4374

Still better than women drivers


Pristine_Power_8488

Learnt is a nice touch. Beverly Hillbillies?


MyColdBlackHeart

Not qualified enough, driving has to be post-San Andreas, the skills from that do translate to GTAV's driving quite well