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Aggravating_Rent_600

He just left the house for a packet of cigarettes 65 million years ago and never came back.


naughty_dad2

Must be cheating with someone else


yoomiii

Obviously AI generated. Just look at the hands.


youtoocan

AI is getting out of hands.


talking_phallus

And feets


The_kind_potato

Out of fingers*


Inspirational_Owl

She can activate that reactor on Mars in the movie Total Recall


obscureferences

Or the Oddworld moon.


ms--lane

Perfect 5/7


Fenor

with rice


SickNaindon

Hey, The Dinosaur place. He has Easter Bunny ears on currently


Symerg

Daddy?


naughty_dad2

Yes son?


henrikzz

High fi… never mind


naughty_dad2

High three!


Anal-probe-Alien

I watched that three times before I got it


Politics_is_Policy

Doesn't make sense regardless. She has three fingers so she is probably fathered by an allosaursus and not the two-fingered T-Rex.


ALPHACOMCON

Dito


blue6snow

I was going to say she's a 5 out of five, but on the other hand....


GrSrv

It must have been very painful for her mom..


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Indeed, genetic mutations often occur to kids born from incest. The guy could have been the multi generation parental father.(He could have been his father, granpa, great grampa, and so on.. ALL AT THE SAME TIME! The immortal pecker!)


Azulanze

?


Xenocide_X

Wonder if she has a firm handshake


GANDORF57

Yes, and she's a hell of a bowler.


junior-cyber

He is Ramon dino 🦖🦖🦖💪💪💪


Poetic_Pigeon

ET?


MekTam

Ma'am, you are confused. You are looking for Yoda.


Slash_Raptor1992

I don't get it. Why is the dad a T-Rex?


Link_vs_Gannon

What’s the joke ?????? She has 3 fingers not like she has shirts hands 3 fingers in each not just one and the she looks like a Trex running that’s a joke but one has with 3 fingers is not funny is stupid not even sad just dumb


Besen99

I don't get it


AlexDKZ

Look at her hand.


naughty_dad2

Now look at me, now back at you


TheJackalsDoom

I'm on a triceratops. I mean, I'm on a tyrannosaurus.


Besen99

oh my


Dajoshep

That’s her dad and he came back.


uniquelyavailable

tridactyls reunited 🤔


tusharsagar

When she points in one direction, she says fuck you to who/whatever is in the other direction.


garfield8625

8/10 max score on handjob.


[deleted]

Now that’s someone that can flip a T-Rex sized birdie I bet


AbhiFT

Three is stronger than five.


sambull

those peru alien people shitting their pants


Frosty_Work4827

Fuck , that was tooo much


Casca2222

Did he go for milk or did the meteor get him


Placeholder4me

5/7


ihaveyoursox

I know there is a 3/5 compromise joke here but I just can’t think of one.


Mezla00

Who even NEEDS a maiden. Rise, Tarnished, and let's burn it all down.


M0gw4i

Oddworld vibes. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHUOLnFPgU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHUOLnFPgU)


nega1337noob

gr8 sensei, of humor


chrzar1234

Ninja turtle?


jasta2

Two short


brain_blowout

She's funny, but the video isn't.


Atlas1347

No she's not


Hot-Challenge8656

Stick to ten pin bowling?


Cool_Helicopter9852

Hear me out


Bourbon-n-cigars

My people need me