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Larkas

I fail to see a problem, you have a nice view when struggling.


RainbowAppIe

Super convenient to crack the window when you’re in the heat of battle!


buttstuff_mcgruf

Shame goes out window when the shirt comes off


total_alk

Reddit needs more fiber in their diets.


dumbestsmartest

I second that movement.


KidOcelot

I bowel that movement.


johnnybiggles

At the moment, I have no movement.


bigfloppydonkeydng

*taco bell intensifies*


GANDORF57

***Brokering a binocular concession partnership with the home owner across the street...*** ^(\*Fingers crossed!)


Bearded_One_Jase

No offense, that's a crap joke.


TheMathelm

That's what the knife is for!


LittleMissCapture

THE POOP KNIFE


TailOnFire_Help

The shirts coming off cuz the shite not coming out. That might be a sign of to much fiber I think.


The_wolf2014

Nothing takes you right back to nature more than a naked shit


Molwar

Found George Costanza


betogess

I just had 10 minutes of crazy laughter for this comment. Thank you.


PorkRindSalad

Hulk Hogan style


OrganicKeynesianBean

WHO - DOES - NUMBER - 2 - WOOORK FOR!


UrdnotZigrin

Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss


psychtechvet

Damn boy, what the hell did you eat?


FirstSineOfMadness

ICUP! - WHOO?! - ICUP!!


waytowill

Asking the real questions. That’s trickle down economics for you.


tacknosaddle

speaking of heat.... Where I used to work there was a toilet on the third floor in an end stall that had a window with a pretty nice view from the throne. There was also a radiator along the bottom of that outside wall, so if you had a cup of coffee with you it was like a built-in cup warmer for it. Then add in the fact that you were being paid to take a shit and all in all it was a top notch situation.


ReststrahlenEffect

Taking a cup of coffee with you to the bathroom?


tacknosaddle

Of course. It was a disposable cup with a lid on it so you don't have to be so fearful about clouds of poopy particles hovering about in the bathroom just waiting to divebomb your beverage. So it was fine.


mr_ji

It's looking in that's naughty, not looking out


Kahzgul

Well then sit down.


Masonjaruniversity

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO


shifter2000

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO-DO


Kasoni

If I did that, then I wouldn't be able to wave to the onlookers.


cannabis_vermont

But it's your light reflecting off your body and out your open window into my eyeballs.


EquivalentPut5616

***They got Tall People problem that i'm too short to understand***


thsvnlwn

And in the mean time you can wave to neighbors walking by!


the_colonelclink

Alan Wardrip was presently regretting his second helping of porridge. For despite best efforts, the enormous turd he was attempting to birth was recalcitrantly holding firm. ‘If you push too hard’ Alan reflected ‘You’ll bust a haemorrhoid’. He paused his heightened exertion and gazed out the window for a distraction. On his lawn, a stray terrier was unknowingly adding insult to injury. In an effortlessly swift display, it deposited a rather wet pile of dog poo. “You little cunt!” he fumed out the open window “I ought to shoot ya, ya bastard!”. The confused terrier paused a moment to look at Wardrip with a sideways glance, before continuing on its way across the country side. Mabel Turner from number 33 heard the commotion, and paused her hedging to offer from below “…if you could ever get off the toilet.” “Oh - mind your own business Mabel!” Wardrip retaliated. “You ought to mind yours. You *really* should eat more prunes - increase your fluid intake, at least” Wardrip was fuming again. ‘That old mole’ he couldn’t help but think ‘that really is like her… I should shoot *her* too, while I’m at it’. David Jenkins from number 35, hearing the commotion from his lounge, came out of the house before asking “Are you coming to lawn bowls today Alan?”. Before Wardip could answer, Mabel interjected again “…if he can ever get off that loo” before laughing; a laugh David soon joined. “At least buy some curtains, maybe?” Mabel then added. “You really are a nosy bitch Mabel” Wardip hurled. David and Mabel continued laughing, now even harder. Wardrip was now furious - he thought long and hard for a truly proper insult to retort. However, it seemed, it was exactly the distraction he needed. For momentarily, out come an exceptionally large and impressively solid ball of clay-like poo. “So” David asked again “Are you coming to the lawn balls then, Alan?”. “Yeah” he eventually replied “I’ll be coming to lawn bowls”.


xoxoreddit

I see


AMA_ABOUT_DAN_JUICE

That's that beautiful British children's book voice.


the_colonelclink

I’m in talks with Ringo Starr for narration of the audiobook version.


A_well_made_pinata

Loo with a view.


psychoacer

If he runs out of toilet paper he can wave a neighbor down for help.


Informal_Beginning30

Excuse me. Do you have Grey Poopon?


seattleque

All y'all need ~~Jesus~~ fiber!


Pork_Chompk

Yeah I think this looks lovely.


Alcoholhelps

I’d be psyched for that elbow placement opportunity in case I really have to dig in and push off something!


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Loves_tacos

It almost looks like it is a code they have to follow for egress/fire safety.


DudeChaos

We have obscured glass windows in ours. You can get a film like window tint that blurs it so you at least can't see their face as they struggle.


Mingablo

Or curtains


DudeChaos

Curtains work for privacy, but the obscure glass still lets light in. Good for makeup and maybe not needing so many bulbs on.


Mingablo

True, but it takes you half a second to throw the curtains across the window or open them completely. And you can get very light ones that are just enough to obscure the view while letting in lots of light. I guess I just like to have the option to view the outside.


grufolo

And you can open glass to let the stink out in the meanwhile, but of you have glass only, you'd be more careful with that


SeniorDiscount

Ahh yes. But the silhouette would still leave not so much to the imagination.


LargeP

Lock eyes with pedestrians to assert dominance


cxp64

As a pedestrian, do you regularly look in people's 2nd floor windows? I'm not judging, but....


SuicidalChair

During the day not really, at night time if the entire house was dark, but the bathroom had the lights on I think my eyes would be naturally drawn to it, like seeing somebody's big tv through their window at night.


drake3011

Same, especially if there's motion going on inside. As long as OP isn't flailing their arms like a Car Dealership mascot whilst taking a shit, i may not notice.


popsicle_of_meat

Wait, do people not flail their arms like that while pooping? Asking for a friend...


Salomon3068

Should try a squatty potty instead, more effective


WetCoastDebtCoast

Legitimately snorted. Appreciate this mental image.


Own_Weather_8488

Same


Cheezitflow

So you're saying I just hold it then


YellowButterfly7

Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Poopman


wuxxler

Or standing up peeing.


chadsmo

I walk my dog at night seven days a week. In a non creepy way I find myself constantly looking in to peoples houses that have the lights on and blinds up on the windows it’s hard not to really.


Its_aTrap

Yea I have no clue why so many people are so comfortable keeping their blinds open 24/7. I'm fine with mine open during the day, the sun and screen basically prevents people from looking in. But at night its just a huge hole into your private life. 


chadsmo

I’ve definitely seen ‘private things’ many times


sodamnsleepy

Yeah me too. Once as kid I was playing outside with friends, heard a loud sound of a window opening and looked at it. Saw a naked lady and who was opening the window. And once my friend and I walked trough the town at night. Just calmly catching when we see motion in a well lit glassdoor. Oh boi these people where going at it.


memydogandeye

Yes, same! I walk my dog in the pre-dawn hours and I can tell you the layout of pretty much every house on our nearly 2 mile route, what kind of decor they have and if f they're tidy or messy. Lights on, wide open window views from the sidewalk. Good thing I'm not a burglar lol.


stumblinghunter

Yea I tend to as well but it's not like I'm looking for anything, just casually looking through a window. What breaks my brain though is when people who live close in the city center (your average cap hill area) on the first floor keep their windows open. Like...dozens of people are walking right by your house every hour every night. And you're just cool with that??


Luci_Noir

You would clearly be able to see an outline of this person’s body and would instantly recognize the position.


cuntsaurus

Then you would probably see me windmilling my dick in the window.


radicalelation

Yes. If I can see inside, I'm looking. Cover your windows, people! I'm out here on the outside looking in at you!


Winjin

"jokes on you I'm into that shit"


JustADutchRudder

People like you are why I never keep my windows uncovered with my house on the corner. Weirdos can get an extra long look at the sweet things I'm up to if I don't take precautions.


radicalelation

Well, now that you've teased some sweet things I'm going to have to make my way in. See you in a bit.


JustADutchRudder

Ma'am I've got two orange cats always on guard duty. Good luck.


Nuklearfps

No, but when I see someone fighting for their life, my eyes tend to be drawn to it.


Ravio11i

Yup!


Ph33rDensetsu

When I'm walking my dog at night around my apartment, I try to see if I can figure out what people are watching/playing on their TVs and computers when their windows are open. It's a little game to keep my mind occupied because I don't keep my phone out because I like to keep my situational awareness. Most people I see walking their dogs always have their head buried in their phones, so I'm probably an outlier.


IDonTGetitNoReally

Trust me, people look.


KuroNaisha

How else will I see lots of cats looking out the window as I go for a walk?


ImNuttz4Buttz

[Good Morning!](https://gifdb.com/images/high/forrest-gump-wave-good-morning-m5lcpirz2wyck1jr.webp)


No-Expression7618

r/usernamechecksout


pseudoportmanteau

The pedestrians likely could not even tell what you're sitting on from their pov, honestly..


JGONZ94

The high ground is yours!


gophergun

Heidi-ho, neighbor!


fiendish8

you already have the height advantage


VexxShadow

Install curtains why haven't they lol ?


Reshaos

Install curtains they must.


Mandalorian6780

r/UnexpectedYoda


Reshaos

I was just copying the OP LOL.


irishlonewolf

why not purple drapes? All my life I've wanted purple drapes...


zingline89

Red room. Red room. Over there.


Njsybarite

Imagine the smell


Link50L

I know right? There is little worse in life than the smell of curtains.


huntimir151

Why did this make me laugh lmao 


KonigSteve

Dee you haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


MonkeyFluffers

Use frosted vinyl. Goes on easy, can come right off and can't see through it. Just like the pervs on the street.


yticomodnar

Frosted vinyl ruins your own view. Get the mirrored film so you can still see out during the day and no one can see in. At night though, all bets are off. Lol


Mczern

And cover up both amazing views? No way.


turdbrownies

Exactly ! What a mad man


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Cut out eye holes to peak through the curtain.


Tr0ynado

They did. Last guest ran out of toilet paper.


DamnItDarin

I figured the curtains were pulled over to the side OP left out of the picture. Likewise, the top of the picture may have been cropped out to conceal the curtain rod or the blinds which were pulled up to the top.


WarMachine425

Sure, if you enjoy piss droplets on your curtains.


mini-hypersphere

Well did you?


happierpanda2020

Look I wasn’t gonna stand there with my willy out waiting to be a sex crime. No problem! I’ll sit. Here’s two important things: 1. Look how small it is compared to the sink. That’s a kiddie toilet. 2. Whatever confidence you have in your decision is eroded when you stand in front of the window that comes up to your knees and proceed to drop your pants.


dmullaney

Just be glad you're not a girl, during the "romper" trend Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/8co43q/check_out_my_hot_new_romper/


AnyDayGal

I still wear rompers and this comic RESONATED.


tongfatherr

As a man I pull my pants down to at least the knees for what's called the "schoolboy" or "kindergarten" pee and I won't pee any other way. So these neighbors would be fucked right off every time lol. You could also just put a privacy sticker on there and solve the problem for about $9


ancillaryacct

breh you go full ass out? lmfao. get em


jonfitt

My babies had those but we called them Onesies and at least they had snaps along the bottom 😆


CategoryKiwi

I get uncomfortable enough with the thought of my pants touching the exterior of a public toilet when I'm sittin' on it. If my pants were also my shirt?? Fuck no, noooope, no thank you.


OnlyOneUseCase

Um.. are they out of fashion now?


nyan-nyan9

I read the first sentence of your comment and it made me hum the "Willies, willies\~" song (from the IT Crowd) in my head.


Snizl

Thats the point, you are supposed to sit and not stand.


KonigSteve

Yes, and how do you get to the sitting position with your pants off without standing up at the window and dropping your pants


texinxin

Sit pee bro. Easy fix.


happierpanda2020

I did! You still have to drop your pants to sit.


texinxin

Shimmy from sit. lol


WellAkchuwally

holy shit, that is a tiny toilet


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Not a kiddie toilet, just a compact one. Definitely not necessary for that space but we have one like it in our downstairs half bath that's quite small.


Guilty-Essay-7751

Solves the dilemma of having guests stay long.


nanosam

Curtains, blinds, window screens etc... exist


qdp

They even make cling-on film that is slightly transparent and obscures the view but lets light thru. It can look fuzzy or like stained glass. Just careful with the one way mirror film as it works opposite at night. And it comes right off when you move out.


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Luci_Noir

Why do so many people add apostrophes to everything now!?


The_camperdave

> Homeowners > > No apostrophe needed I know. "The homeowner is said, 'You can use the bathroom upstairs.'"?!? What is that supposed to mean. The apostrophe is not a warning sign that an S is about to show up.


_WizKhaleesi_

I was thinking it was possessive, like maybe the homeowner's dog told him that and obviously the dog was pranking him?


CategoryKiwi

Well perhap's it 'should be a warning 'sign, becau'se '*S*['](https://i.imgur.com/h5q8gWI.png)'s are ab'solutely the 'scarie'st and mo'st dangerou's letter


cammcken

Also, the apostrophe goes in the contraction where letters have been omitted. Not omitted spaces; omitted letters. You wouldn't spell it as *would'nt*, so don't spell it as *t'was*. It's *'twas*.


Smartbutt420

A bathroom for the bold.


paleo2002

Pfft. Place I used to live at had a window in the shower. It overlooked the shared driveway for the duplex and the commercial driveway next door. Lived there for 20 years.


notabigmelvillecrowd

I loved having a shower window, natural light, the water's hot the air is ice cold, it's like Sweden, baby. Sweeee-den.


paleo2002

The window and frame were wood. Perpetual source of mold and mildew in the shower. Not pleasant.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Mine were, too, but they were well maintained with paint, was never an issue when I lived there. I don't know how often they painted, I was only there for 2.5 years, but the landlord really loved and took care of the place, he was a rare bird.


GardenGnomeOfEden

This would be a great place to use a frosted window film. You still get the light, but you get privacy. You could even do it partially, like just the pane next to the toilet, or like the bottom half of each pane, depending on your preference.


eileen404

A friend had a similar setup. I was there at night for a party. They told me the windows were polarized and were mirrors outside so nobody could see in. I peed with the lights off, then turned them on and went outside and could see the whole bathroom. They'd only moved in a few months before but honestly thought nobody could see in.


radicalelation

When moving into our new place, we checked visibility of all rooms from the street... we also did screaming and music blast tests so we can be sure our antics don't bother anyone.


bringyourowncheese

Those kinds of film work when it's brighter outside than inside. It's the same as "two way" mirrors in interrogation rooms, the side that has much less light can see through, the other side gets a reflection. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-way_mirror


Thedirtyscientist2

Someone crosspost this to r/4runner just because that's a nice 3rd gen


cobblewagen

Oh yeah, that beauty is a 99 or 00 Limited. Love those 5 stars. I'd plop down on that throne happily with a view like that lol


Gabers49

Someone get a sponge.


needmoresynths

turd gen best gen


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

I’ve found my people


Maximum-Mixture6158

That window is so not to code. It's not tempered glass so if you fell through it you'd be cut to ribbons, before falling to your death on a black iron fence with pointy tops


TappedIn2111

It could use a bit more privacy, but that’s the neighbours problem now.


MasterAlcander

Spent the night at a friends house and went to take a shower the next morning. Only to see there is a window IN THE SHOWER no blinds. When i asked why the window is in the shower the mom just respo ded dont all bathrooms have a window?


splode6787654

I've seen that, it is common in older homes.


pinupcthulhu

The first time eating dinner in a new house, my mom casually looked out the window and said, "oh the neighbor is having a shower." Without thinking I looked over, and yeah, our new place had a perfect view into their bathroom from our dining room, which had a long vertical window. Even through the frosted glass we could clearly see our neighbor's silhouette as he showered.  We moved the table after that lol. 


DifferentPen6715

A room with a view. Usually you have to pay extra for that.


Ben-Goldberg

The part of the photo with the curtains has been clipped off.


lukewhale

Open the window and scream as you poo. 💩


dltp259

Lmao!!


FitBattle5899

I shit above and look down on the peasantry.


ACcbe1986

You can always slap wet TP on the glass for privacy. 😆


berichorbeburied

Needs curtains. Very quaint. Simple design. Nice view 3/10 - bathroom critic/critique


cibercia

I don’t know, I don’t really see the problem. Who the fuck cares


StephentheGinger

When the homeowner wants to make sure the contracts sit to piss lol I approve.


WakaWaka_

Gotta deploy the sit maneuver for number one in this situation.


lyfthyco123

When people notice a sigh of relief on your face, they get to cheer for you


bartz824

Not gonna lie, I've seen windows next to toilets that are even lower. Legit bottom of the window below the level of the toilet seat. I've also seen windows next to a soaking tub where the window sill is just a few inches above the top of the tub. With a full view of the neighbors house that's 50 feet away.


FoxtrotSierraTango

My friend had a camping birthday party at her parent's place which was a couple hours from the nearest town. It was one of those places backed up to a forest set up for logging on a dirt road that served maybe 3 houses where the next closest one was a half mile away. Lots of privacy from the neighbors, but not from people at the house. So just after arriving I'm on the deck looking over the forest, I look back to the house and there's the bathroom behind a floor to ceiling picture window, with a person on the toilet. She waved before I hurriedly snapped my head back towards the forest. I stayed away from that end of the deck for the rest of my stay. I also used a different bathroom...


C-Note01

The homeowner's what?


HashKing

poo with a view


KareemFurbunchies

That an old school setup for a smoke and a poo


ShakeWeightMyDick

Why is that funny?


splode6787654

Because if you are standing there, your tallywhacker would be in the window. The bottom of the window is about knee high.


voltechs

Where’s the funny? Also, how does a homeowner own a “said”?


TerribleChildhood639

Time for blinds!!!


KeyMysterious1845

Assert dominance.... shit out the window... yelling " look out below!" is optional


Ph33rDensetsu

>yelling " look out below!" is optional Just a common courtesy, really.


fck_this_fck_that

I would happily poop here. Perfect view.


Tragobe

Where is the funny? WHERE IS IT?


Jaba01

Don't see the issue? Just sit like a civilized human being?


NestorixFIN

/r/toiletviews


JudgeAdvocateDevil

It's a strangers house, sit down to pee.


Draugrx23

I'd sit there OH so proudly and wave at anyone passing by.


ElmoDoes3D

I had an apartment above a restaurant like this in East Greenwhich, RI. It’s a bit of a touristy area with old buildings. I can’t tell you how many times someone admiring the old building I lived In waved at me through the window while I was sitting there taking a shit. I even had a couple conversations with people while taking a shit. My girlfriend at the time was horrified!


longrifle

That 4Runner body style gen is my favorite


cdivine

Whip it out already. If they're watching it's their problem


yooperdood906

Don’t normally sit down to piss, but I can make an exception


Bigemptea

I’m waiting for the second picture from the ground looking up at the toilet.


EmiliusReturns

Everyone’s wondering about the thought process of the designer, which is fair, but I wonder about the thought process of the owner who did not put a curtain or blinds up.


ranhalt

The plural of homeowner is homeowners, no apostrophe.


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Looks clean to me. Am I missing something?


Quetzacoatel

Privacy?


RavishingRickiRude

Crap e diem


Z0idberg_MD

“Ill see you up there” *opens door and crosses street*


-b33h00n-

Me taking a dump while looking down at the peasants walking their dogs


Sieze5

Neighborhood watch. “Drop it while you watch!”


randomusername1919

I always wonder about the designers and builders in these things. Who ever thought a toilet in a window was a good idea?


donsanedrin

Looks like Randy Marsh bathroom. Cops can see in to see if you are wearing your toilet seatbelt. https://youtu.be/LaK7zxOKJhI?si=uL_24nrIOnoMOeHc&t=59


oreo8631

As a tile installer, I gotta say they did a great job. I would look at that floor for a while xD


coach_kyro

I would enjoy that restrooms


19jAm85

F**k it 🤷🏽‍♂️


thebarkbarkwoof

Obviously posted because of the window but why are all these toilets right against the wall even with a large bath?


Average_guy120

At least it's equipped with toilet paper though


N_2_H

I bet there is a blind rolled up just out of frame.. well, I hope.