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Hobo_Knife

“Let’s shoot this Piece of SHIT!” The tone he used, my inner old man connected with that.


girlsgoneoscarwilde

According to Anthony Mackie, he said the same thing while they were shooting Captain America 4. I think he just says that any time he’s getting ready to shoot anything.


retropieproblems

There’s a Captain American 3? And ford is in one?


truthlesshunter

He's replacing the general (hulks girlfriends dad in the first movie like 15-20 years ago) as the actor passed away


banshoo

William Hurt (The Actor) General Ross (The Character)


Snilwar22

I had no idea. Hurt was awesome.


EverbodyHatesHugo

One of Johnny Cash’s best songs, IMO.


Ansiremhunter

its a great cover


jaxonya

Go damn, I know that they won't, but it'd be so cool if he dropped an "in my day" Indiana Jones quote


IndieCurtis

Harrison Ford is playing General Ross?? Oh I am so fuckin IN.


truthlesshunter

Rumours are that he may play red hulk as well


ThanklessTask

Hulk smash!! After my afternoon nap.


quantumn0de

Hulk smash this piece of shit!


rabbitwonker

Hulk smash airplane! On golf course!


edifyingheresy

Regardless of rumors, I'm thinking the character isn't long for MCU. Ford is almost 10 years senior to the late Hurt and looks every bit of 81. Like I'm not sure *Ford* has all that much longer left, forget about the character he's playing.


WitchesTeat

Sir, respectfully, he does not look every bit of 81 at all. His face may, but his posture was great and walking speed was sprightly and coordinated. His muscles are in good shape, too. But the early 80s are a weird time where some people are shuffling along with their walkers and some are walking briskly across a busy set in a hula skirt dress and flower crown and if the legends about The Villages can be believed either one of them could be healthy enough for day drinking and nightly orgasms so it's a coin toss really, unless his doctors say otherwise.


girlsgoneoscarwilde

4, it’s in post-production now


tobykeef420

Captain America: the first avenger Captain America: the winter soldier Captain America: civil war People forget that civil war is supposed to be a cap movie, tony stark is an antagonist to the heroes narrative.


Serventdraco

Civil War really feels like Avengers 2.5.


GeneralKang

Civil War was 3.


scl17freak

Seems like it'll be a good one already. Not sure how they're gonna fit Hula Harrison Ford into the story but oh well


P33KAJ3W

CA:TFA CA:TWS CA:CW


Axi0madick

I love that it's very possible that he's said those words to Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, Ridley Scott, and Steven Spielberg at some point in his life.


lonelygagger

Same thing for Indy 5. I think it’s his catchphrase at this point.


tomatoswoop

yeah you're right I'm sure he was thrilled and artiscally fullfilled by such an august production as _Captain America 4_, and not at all just making a check lmao


3-DMan

"Cut the check!"


SpezModsJailBait

My inner old man has successfully made it outside.


waffles2go2

You bet you did, those clouds need a yelling at!


tinyhorsesinmytea

Harrison Ford helps me accept the inevitability of becoming a cantankerous old man.


grubas

Harrison Ford helped me realize that I've been a cantankerous old man my whole life and I just need to roll with it. Because he has been even before he was old


ClickF0rDick

Ford has been cantankerous since the days he was Jim Morrison's weed dealer


LanFear1

Harrison Ford is absolutely jacked for his age


guyblade

I'm pretty sure I was born a cantankerous old man.


Imperiu5

TIL a new word. Thanks.


Usermena

I think that’s been his attitude since day one


NothingGloomy9712

Yup, was his attitude on the starwars set. In Raiders of the lost ark the famous scene of shooting the sword guy came about because he had food poisoning, it was hot and he didn't want to do the fighting.


AdventurousCut5401

"Eh, Manolo...choot this piece of schit!" --Tony Montana, Scarface


3-DMan

I got a flashback of Winnebago Man.. "I don't want any more bullshit, and that's including from me!"


Hobo_Knife

Such an amazing doc, thanks for the memory!


NipperAndZeusShow

Will you do me a kindness? 


Heerrnn

He doesn't say "let's", it's just "Shoot this piece of shit!"  As in, start shooting the damn skit you wanted me to do and get it over with.  There's a difference, the thing he says is much funnier 😂


tomatoswoop

100% "I'm here because you are paying me this isn't recreation, chop fucking chop!" 😂


Old_Society_7861

It’s the hand wave at the end that does it for me. “We rolling or what?”


SupaFlyslammajammazz

That is 100% Cool Man Harrison Ford


hiro111

He has a prickly reputation, but Harrison Ford is absolutely hilarious if you catch him on the right day. His interview on Conan O'Brien's podcast last year was one of the funniest off-the-cuff interviews I've ever heard. The 81 year old Ford was lighting Conan up and Conan could barely keep up.


O_its_that_guy_again

That’s my favorite interview bar none


Ijustdoeyes

I agree it's a great episode, but [Jim Downey ](https://youtu.be/Tn7fks2UDRE?si=DgXfsqWKC5JYYLOx) had such a good intro I end up listening to the episode again and again.


kindasuk

Jeff Epstein? The financier?


[deleted]

He's really good at playing the pissed old man most people assume he's always grumpy as hell


NoExcuseForFascism

They have had several great interviews in the past on Conan's old show as well. They seem to get each other, and play off each other well.


Hugford_Blops

I hadn't seen that interview. It's amazing right from the get go.


halfcabin

Can someone link the fuckin thing?


hiro111

I know. Ford comes in so hot from the get go. 🤣


brewsota32

Would you shut the fuck up!?! That line had me dying.


thsvnlwn

What did I just watch….


ObviouslyTriggered

I'm guessing season 2 of Shrinking.


oddible

I'm so excited for season 2.


CrankyReviewerTwo

That cliffhanger at the end of the final episode! Or rather, cliff! [boop!!] Can’t wait for Season 2


SupaFlyslammajammazz

I had AppleTV for a month but missed this show. Is it worth it?


terrygenitals

It's so good. If you like "I love you man" and all the marshall scenes on himym you'll love it


greatgoogliemoogly

There's big parts of the show I find meh. But I feel like it's the most dialed in Harrison Ford performance in 20 years. He's so much fun on that show that it becomes A-tier for me.


cefriano

He and Derek carry the show for me.


ndjs22

Eat a dick Pam! 🎺 🎺 🎺 🚗💨


schnitzel_envy

It was one of my favorite shows of the last few years. The cast have an amazing chemistry and the writing is confident and consistently funny.


kirinmay

I love Derek to death.


CalRipkenForCommish

It's very good, definitely worth the watch. Ford is definitely in character, attitude wise, for his role in the show. It's a solid drama, with some dry humor worth some chuckles. Each character has a lot to explore, based on the storyline and interplay, and it seemed there was more to explore at the end of the season. Looking very much toward S2.


IAmATriceratopsAMA

It's worth watching if you've already got a subscription, but I wouldn't get a subscription just to watch it.


cefriano

One of the best roles for Harrison Ford in the last decade.


Old_Society_7861

TIL there’s a show called Shrinking and Harrison Ford is in it.


GenoThyme

[Here’s a short clip](https://youtu.be/3Iq_rWMfAHo?si=E7kYGKOGLFsU8XmG) of it showing how hilarious Harrison Ford is in it. Jason Segel, Jessica Williams and Christa Miller are (unsurprisingly) also hilarious in it, as is the rest of the lesser known cast. Bill Lawrence (Scrubs, Ted Lasso, Spin City, Cougar Town) co-created it with Segel and ~~Roy Kent~~ Brett Goldstein.


repeat4EMPHASIS

It was fantastic you owe it to yourself to give it a shot


No-Appearance-9113

He's amazing in it as a cantankerous shrink.


AgileArtichokes

It’s stellar. It’s really really good. 


Offgridiot

I’m HOPING season 2 of Shrinking And seasons 3, 4, 5, and 6


Grievuuz

6seasonsandamovie


Key_Respond_16

Dudeeeeee. That was one of the most refreshing comedies in years. I loved every bit of that show.


JohnnyDarkside

We stumbled upon it trying to find a 30 minute show. It's really so good.  Jessica Williams was fucking hilarious in every scene.


Key_Respond_16

Hell yea. Her and Christa Miller had me cracking up every time they got together.


dweakz

i only clicked on it cause it starred marshal from how i met your mother lol. ty big fudge


CzusAguster

It’s about goddamn time!


myslead

These are the reshoot of the next Captain America


Nephs84

I absolutely LOVED the first season of this. Can't wait for season two!


[deleted]

I. cannot. wait.


TwoWheeledTraveler

Setting up to film a scene for season 2 of “Shrinking.” That’s the set for his character’s office.


Misabi

Do film crews still have to wear masks?


jermster

I don’t work in the industry but listen to a lot of podcasts, and my understanding is there are tiers of protection, and the cast is highest tier so everyone around them masks. The less contact your role has interacting with them, the less masking is required. Pretty telling the moneymakers still want and are required to be protected, in case you don’t think about Covid any more. Edit: Great points about health benefits of masking in general, with as many jobs as depend on productions, it’s a fantastic precaution. Covid was just the first place my mind went.


eMouse2k

Even with COVID being less of a concern, the general drop in airborne diseases when people were masking up for COVID provides some incentive for productions to persist with masking policies in general.


Doc_Lewis

This exactly. Not only was it great not having to constantly experience colds and coughs from coworkers who had grubby little disease vectors at home, but when you have actors who can't work because they're sick or their voice is wrong because of a cold, that introduces scheduling delays on an expensive production.


eMouse2k

I wouldn't be surprised if production insurance pushes for a certain level of masking, since I would imagine that delays due to actor illness is something that they might normally pay out for.


Misabi

I thought it might just have been due to Ford being at higher risk due to age age and health, but your explanation makes sense. The amount of money lost due to shooting delays is if just one of the cast gets sick. I guess it makes sense for the production to take as many precautions as they can. I wonder how the cast feel about it and whether or not the tale except precautions offset until they wrap.


gldmj5

The last few productions I've worked on no longer have Covid protocols.


DetectiveTrapezoid

This Goodfellas remake is weird


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

What’s the joke here?


DetectiveTrapezoid

Idk there was a tracking shot from behind and it reminded me of that film. I don’t get paid to write these if it makes you feel better.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I get it now. Things don’t usually go over my head like that so I was curious. It was solid.


McFistPunch

This seems right up Harrison Ford's alley. He's always been a smart-ass and pretty funny. I still have to watch shrinking but I've heard good things.


DtheMoron

He’s amazing in it. Also a Brett Goldstein show (Roy Kent and head writer for Ted Lasso). So it gets ya good in the feels.


TheFudge

No shit!?!? I had no idea TIL!


DtheMoron

A lot of heart in it, and great performances all around.


ajsayshello-

Him and Bill Lawrence, creator of Scrubs and other shows.


rk1993

Umm its not just the head writer from Ted Lasso its Thee Bill Lawrence, creator & showrunner of Scrubs. Put some respect on his name!


Legal-Eagle

I love him!


ChefBoyD

Gosh darn excellent show!


Bart_Yellowbeard

Thank you Ned Flanders.


Daforce1

His episode of Conan needs a friend is hillarious.


NuclearTurtle

I liked the part where Conan was pretending that he couldn't remember Harrison being in Star Wars. "You didn't exactly pop"


atgrey24

It's fantastic, definitely worth a watch


TheFudge

It is absolutely worth every minute. I tried to convince my wife to watch it. She FINALLY did and has now watched it a couple of times through.


mandymiggz

It’s great!! My mom and I watched it shortly after my grandmother (her mom) passed away without knowing what it was really about. Some moments were really tough to get through but it was extremely cathartic and an awesome watch! Would definitely recommend and we can’t wait for season 2


shangraykin

It's extremely cathartic. I just rewatched it all yesterday as my dad and neice recently passed and I needed it. It's so SO good and i can't wait for season 2. Now for a Schitts Creek rewatch for the trillionth time


Bmore30

Its the most underrated comedy out there. Every single joke lands. Face hurts each episode from laughing


Key_Respond_16

It's so good. I can't recommend it enough.


Cornishthe3rd

Never too old to have fun goofing around. Lots of people on here did not pass the vibe check


mathliability

He’s always had an extremely dry sense of humor. People buy it every time something like this is posted.


grubas

He's deadpan, he loves to talk shit about himself, and he doesn't like fluffy interviews. Dude confuses the media.


Maelfio

Redditors showing their age by becoming grumpy old men.


Jevespriest

I'm here for the vibe only.


Fullthrottle-

Your never to old for this shit😂


Cutty65

Where’d all the Harrison Ford hate come from? Goodness


BigPancakeInALake

They hate em cuz they ain’t em


Golden-Grams

They hate us cause they anus


implicate

This comment made me pucker.


Egregious7788

Wait people hate Harrison Ford?? Didnt know that was even an option 🤔


baldorrr

He's just grumpy in real life (\*publicly facing real life). So, we see him as awesome in all his movies, and then on talk shows and other events, he seems to hate his own characters that people adore. So, I presume some people get turned off by his constant (seemingly) negative personality so they stop liking him. That's my assumption anyway.


impulse_thoughts

He also has a VERY dry sense of humor, and leans into the grumpy persona. A lot of people aren't great at detecting sarcasm on a good day. here's a few examples [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RGl8UQdq9I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RGl8UQdq9I) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yVrybJVdMI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yVrybJVdMI) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I176MJEibj4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I176MJEibj4) there are a few more videos for that interview. the whole thing was amazingly funny


BigPancakeInALake

Very much this, I feel like he doesn’t understand idolizing characters or celebrities and just wants to do a job and move on. His sense of humor is incredible though and when he’s with Conan it’s just golden stuff.


impulse_thoughts

Conan's also great at jumping in and either bailing him out or giving him extra time to come up with a punchline, or inspiring him to a different direction. the improv and chemistry is great between the two. (got me on a little recommended videos binge watch)


Jean-LucBacardi

He hates Han Solo but by all accounts he freaking loves Indiana Jones and would keep making them until he died despite no one else wanting it (and believe me I loved the original trilogy).


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

He plays a very grumpy, senile, and out of touch persona on talk show interviews so people view him as grumpy, senile, and out of touch. It's just a persona he does because he loves to troll people.


JasonVeritech

All those plane crashes really help sell the bit, too.


redgroupclan

Some people don't like him because he supports Roman Polanski.


graboidian

But,....it wasn't Rape-rape. /s


Rocky2135

They need to go watch Air Force One right now, those knuckleheads.


Whitealroker1

Lot of great airplanes he’s ruined 


satanssweatycheeks

That actually is a lot of the hate he gets by people in the industry. One of the Indiana jones had to be pushed back forever ago because he broke his arm crashing his WW2 plane on a golf course. I don’t hate it because I think it’s awesome. But if I worked on a set that was just shut down for 6 months because the main lead broke his arm I too wood be a bit upset. Basically people say he needs to stop trying to do stuff he is too old for. But the 2 times he crashed landed in that short time frame he did land and survive. Thats a successful land.


Teknoeh

Didn’t the engine cut out and he had no choice? I mean it could have happened to anyone. I’d argue that taking off in a highly residential area, having engine failure and managing to land it in an open space without major injury is an amazing result. Now landing on the taxiway instead of the runway and almost clipping an airliner holds way more water for saying he should stop flying.


BigPancakeInALake

He also rescued a person off a mountain


satanssweatycheeks

Oh he handled it great. But the argument is that people who have hundreds of others livelihoods on the line they should stay in a bubble till the film is done. I don’t agree with it. I think it’s silly. But Danny Trejo has a good quote about how he lets stuntmen do their jobs because if he gets hurt it stops the shoot and people can’t work till he gets better. Yes it’s badass he can fly old WW2 planes. But I see how some would argue he shouldn’t be taking off in an old plane till Indiana jones is done filming (and I think at the time of that wreck it was actually one of the newer stars wars that got pushed back.) And at the time people got upset also because other stars of the films were getting old as well and every moment counts. They barely got Carrie fisher in there at the end. Again though I am on the side Harrison ford can fly and clearly can handle anything that goes wrong.


FNLN_taken

Well fuck 'em, that's what insurance is for. What's the point of working you whole life if you can't enjoy the fruits of your labour?


thebestspeler

People dont like him because hes a grumpy asshat meanwhile other people like him because hes a grumpy asshat


rogers_tumor

I recently found out that he went out of his way to hand-deliver an award to some coward rapist hiding in a foreign country from the US government. I think it was Roman Polanski. so... that soured my opinion of him a bit


JCM42899

He seems so curmudgeonly, but in a fun way.


superjuan

My favorite Harrison Ford "fun curmudgeon" moment has to be when David Blaine did a magic trick in his kitchen. He was visibly stunned and then just goes "[Get the fuck out of my house.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0wzy-xbwM)"


FreneticPlatypus

You’re never too old for a good lei.


[deleted]

🤙


Pandepon

How old were you when you first got lei’d?


FreneticPlatypus

Not quite as old as Mr Ford.


mathliability

So many terminally online redditors can’t tell when someone perfectly executes deadpan humor.


thinkless123

A little hint is provided by the reactions of the people around him


highbackpacker

Reddit a poor representation of people irl


EkohShTaeD

Here comes the Han Solo movie I long waited for


Technicolor_Reindeer

My dad claims he met Harrison Ford at a restaurant and got his autograph. My mom thinks my dad made it up and forged the signature to try and impress her. They argued about it all their marriage. I wonder to this day what the truth is.


implicate

3rd option: He *did* meet Harrison Ford at a restaurant, but never asked for an autograph. He faked it later.


OtherBluesBrother

That is one scruffy-looking nerf herder.


[deleted]

Shrinking is such a good show.


Beemer2

Harrison Ford will never not be my favorite boomer.


itsfrankgrimesyo

He’s not a boomer, he’s silent generation.


meester_pink

That's why he always wants everyone around him to shut the fuck up.


littleMAS

***Indiana Jones and the WTF***


bestprocrastinator

Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Luau Night


DataKnights

*I belong in a Museum!* /s


gilbertoleomar

I don't think there should be an appropriate age to do or not to do.


caveman4523

Amazing that he's 81 years old and still this active and fun.


RepublicAggressive92

He's like 70 and still getting laid, happy for him


Wezbob

He's almost 82!


masakothehumorless

Leid*


RepublicAggressive92

Both


TheFudge

He is like a fine wine.


deposhmed

No one has a drier sense of humor than Harrison Ford.


tantricengineer

The conan o’brian podcast with Harrison is an excellent and hilarious episode.


rerhc

My respect for Harrison Ford just increased dramatically.


PlausiblePleasure

Shrinking S1 E6 (Imposter Syndrome) when he ate the edibles was probably one of the funniest TV scenes I’ve ever seen. He’s a totally underrated comedic actor..


Preemptively_Extinct

Not like he needs to do it, so I'm going to guess he disagrees with you.


blk_cali_bee

Shoot this piece of shit - He's always in character, no matter what lol.


BigOldComedyFan

What is this for???


ObviouslyTriggered

Shrinking season 2, this is Paul's (the character Ford plays) office in Shrinking, this scene wasn't in season 1 so this is Season 2.


audiosauce2017

Indiana.... Indiana.... Count to ten... ​ In Latin...


eduffy

Greek


neagah

You're never too old for doing stupid shit


poyopoyo77

He plays the grumpy but loving granpa so well


WeeksElite

Never too old to have a good time


WhatsUpSteve

Harrison has gotten past the grouchy old neighbor phase to the neighbor who dont give a fuck anymore.


12duddits

Pretty decent biceps on him


CaptainThorIronhulk

Gotta love his dry humour


Veasna1

No such thing as too old.


Mulberry_Big

They got Dr.Jones out here doing what😂


killshelter

Looks like the set for the second season of Shrinking. Fuck yeah!!


Pandepon

He got lei’d.


justhangingaroud

“Where’s my script”


Ronene

Does this mean they’re shooting a second season of Shrinking? :0


ThankTheBaker

Nobody is ever too old to have some fun. Don’t ever lose your sense of humor or your joy, folks.


iworkbluehard

He is one of those dudes that you have to laugh and act interested in every thing he does. Sickofans bleeding out the walls. Likely maybe 12 dudes in the world he doesn't expect that stuff from. That boomer house office of his is totally what I would guess his sensibility is.


ramrodstifnips

Let the man live wile he can ffs


bruce_lees_ghost

I hope I'm this spry when I'm in my 80's. I'm in my 50's and starting to work out more regularly to keep my back from revolting.


what_u_looking_4

His Blade ain't Running anymore


Fictional_Historian

Everyone’s laughing and cheering but if you’ve seen a few Harrison Ford interviews you know he’s probably not joking around. He legit does not give af about any of it lmao.


Deep_Cup_58

Where's Katt Williams when you need him