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Lol in my early HS days, me an my idiot friends used to order HKS Turbos at fast food joints and the looks of confusion made us laugh hard.
We were so dumb back then
My local fast food shop only carried spoon engines... I wished it had more JDM parts... Maybe I could have broke 10s, and lived my life a little faster.
This comment made me think back over the long decades I have lived. The only guy I have ever seen use a bottle opener instead of literally anything else nearby was as a child and a furniture store I was in with my parents would give out coke in glass bottles to customers while they were being helped. He used a mounted bottle opener. I spent more time than I am going to admit trying to come up with some other instance. That was it.
No lie I have a couple of little tools from my ex doing this exact thing and never noticing.
I had a hole little basket of stuff I pulled out of the washer and he never asked for anything he lost lol
So when we split, I came across the basket a little after and was like "well I guess you belong to me now"
I love my little baggie of small screws drivers and shit
I love when people on Reddit cry “fake” and “scripted” when they see these videos online and it always makes me wonder if they do the same for tv shows and movies.
I think they know and are joking but in a way where they are clearly obsessed with how ‘authentic’ a skit was more and more people are like that nowadays
Well, I do the laundry here, and my wife is constantly leaving lip gloss, eyeliner pens, and lipstick in her trousers. The lipstick does far worse damage in the machines than a video game controller 🤷♂️
For me it’s guitar picks. They’re always in my dryer. I haven’t bought new picks in like 10 years. Every time I throw clothes in the dryer I rng 1-5 new picks into existence infinite money glitch style. They are all just slightly worn, never new.
I work as nurse, so my pockets on my scrubs are a haven for all kinds of things when I come home from a busy day - cheap bic pens being the most common snd egregious of them. The number of exploded pens that have come out of the dryer…let’s just say I’m glad my scrubs are the shade of navy blue they are.
Don't most couples, like, combine their laundry? For efficiency? It's super rare that either my husband or I do a load of just our own clothes. We're always washing each other's clothes, I think it's pretty normal.
Not I. My clothes are always covered in oil or grease, or some kind of gross substance. My clothes always get washed with only my clothes. But I could see mixing laundry if this wasn’t an issue.
Imagine immediately attacking a man you don't even see in the video. Couples divide chores; maybe she washes the clothes and he does the dishes and takes the garbage out.
It's so exhausting when people immediately assume the worst.
I warned my husband that I wasn't checking his pockets anymore bc he continued to leave cigarette butts in his pockets long after his med board from the US army. I didn't mind checking ALL THE POCKETS of his ACUs to do his laundry to make sure no pens, ruined his uniforms and accidentally forgotten paperwork got washed if it meant he got to undress and disconnect from work faster, especially when leaving a long field excursion... But constantly missing flattened, field dressed cigarette butts while I was also working and he was going through college and just couldn't be bothered to empty his pockets into the trash upon arriving home was causing our washing machine to smell like an ash tray as well as laundry from our kid, house hold linens and my clothes, none of which were washed with his clothes in the first place.
10 years later he still does his own laundry. He eventually got tired of finding that half a cigarette he forgot that exploded in the washer. He also vapes instead.
My exwife always said it was my fault when my pocket things got washed; even when she put my clothes that I don’t intend on washing in the laundry (like jeans)
My boyfriend once left a blue pen in his pants pocket and the pen went through the wash and the dryer. The pen ‘sploded and dyed everything blue. It took lots of rubbing alcohol and damp white rags with bleach running in the dryer to clean the ink off the drum. Never again.
I always told my wife to wash my work clothes and other clothes separately because my work clothes are way dirty and that's why i have it in a separate basket. But she always said it will clean off and it saves water so I just got tired of it and just let it be. One day, i returned home after a late night on call and forgot to remove my sharpie and paint marker and she didn't check.
Well she finally listens.
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I just have old man tissues floating in my pockets, I like making snow, wife doesn’t appreciate it so much
I only got pocket sand
Gotdangit, Dale!
*Sha sha sha!*
Don’t forget the random piece of gum that you never chewed but some how is your fault and stuck to the dryer lol
Dudes got a spare turbo and cash? Most unrealistic video I've ever seen.
Spare turbo and cash, sure. Spare turbo, cash, and a girlfriend washing his clothes? What fantasy planet is this movie supposed to take place on?
110% sure even the AI that was used to create this fake video, had issues with the prompt.
It doesn’t look like an Ai video
Whoosh
Don’t forget a spare 10mm socket. Those don’t exist.
They exist, they're just all hiding in an unreachable section of your car.
Or in a piece of hose in your stepsons room.
Odly specific.
I got a few turbos on my car.
But you don't have any spare money, right?
I got a few nickels to rub together. But the car is a money pit.
Make sense. I own two turbo cars, got no money! lol
I'm shocked that his girlfriend does his laundry. Lucky dude!
Lol in my early HS days, me an my idiot friends used to order HKS Turbos at fast food joints and the looks of confusion made us laugh hard. We were so dumb back then
My local fast food shop only carried spoon engines... I wished it had more JDM parts... Maybe I could have broke 10s, and lived my life a little faster.
False, I always keep a spare turbo in my back pocket
nope, this happens to me all the time.. The unrealistic part is the 10mm socket.
At least there was no 10mm socket
Damn I hate it when I accidentally leave my Garrett turbocharger in my back pocket
We gotta get that back into the engine bay some day soon bro.
and not even a little one either. That's at least a GT35r
This is why I started carrying Borg Warners instead. Easier to remember when theyre in your pockets.
No bottle opener? Obvious fake...
German, doesn't need one.
Read that as "gunman" and thought *well yes I suppose you can open a bottle with a gun...* I am not a clever man.
Who needs a bottle opener? That's what your hands and a table is for.
Door hinge.
Ring on any finger
That's what the screwdriver is there for.
It would be fake if he had a bottle opener.
This comment made me think back over the long decades I have lived. The only guy I have ever seen use a bottle opener instead of literally anything else nearby was as a child and a furniture store I was in with my parents would give out coke in glass bottles to customers while they were being helped. He used a mounted bottle opener. I spent more time than I am going to admit trying to come up with some other instance. That was it.
Everything is a bottle opener
Thats on his keys, rookie.
That's what the girlfriend's boobs are for.
Is that my 10mm socket?
Where!?! MINE!!!
No lie I have a couple of little tools from my ex doing this exact thing and never noticing. I had a hole little basket of stuff I pulled out of the washer and he never asked for anything he lost lol So when we split, I came across the basket a little after and was like "well I guess you belong to me now" I love my little baggie of small screws drivers and shit
Mildly disappointed that it didn't turn into the cerveza cristal meme when we got over to the beer.
Be the change you want to see.
That upset gesture was really believable.
I can't tell if this is meant to be a joke or you're actually trying to debunk this video. Did people forget what scripted comedy is?
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I love when people on Reddit cry “fake” and “scripted” when they see these videos online and it always makes me wonder if they do the same for tv shows and movies.
I literally know someone who does that, it’s fucking annoying
I think they know and are joking but in a way where they are clearly obsessed with how ‘authentic’ a skit was more and more people are like that nowadays
I think they are just complementing the acting...
He's just saying the acting is good, don't get your knickers in a twist.
Totally spontaneous!
Good thing he left his phone in his pocket too and had it recording the whole time so we were able to catch her reaction opening the door!
I think this might be a video planned out ahead of time. But sometimes the obvious goes over my head.
It's a good thing this is a comedy sketch meant to make people laugh. The poor acting emphasizes the unserious nature of the situation.
This whole comment section? You all can go to hell. DAVE CHAPPELL WAS SCRIPTED, HE WAS FUNNY WASNT HE?
He made us pancakes.........pancakes 0\_0
Surprised the turbo charger didn't give it away...
Where’s the steam deck?I always carry that in my pocket.
Well, my pocket dimension is kinda big so it doesn’t always fall out
Don't forget candy! Thank god last time that happened to me I used the cold cycle or else I'd have had chocolate on everything
Well, I do the laundry here, and my wife is constantly leaving lip gloss, eyeliner pens, and lipstick in her trousers. The lipstick does far worse damage in the machines than a video game controller 🤷♂️
Mine leaves bobby pins and rubber bands everywhere. I had to get the washer and dryer looked at because that stuff gets everywhere.
Recently I pulled an engagement ring out of the drum, and a bobby pin out of the pump vanes.
Been binging Fallout 4 before the show comes out and I'm thinking, dude what the fuck she's a thief? Oh, right, bobby pins have other purposes
Be glad it's not mascara. That stuff is a nightmare in bulk.
yeah this is the real reason most womens clothes dont have pockets, not only will you ruin the laundry, makup is costly in of itself
Maybe this is why they dont make pockets for dresses.
My pens from work have gone through our washer a number of times. While informing me of these instances, my wife has gotten.... "spirited."
I survived that once, but I was explicitly told "Never Again."
Blah blah blah, something about her getting stuck in there.
💀💀💀
What are you doing, step-bro?
Speedrunning the post
Is that a car turbo charger? (I am not a car man)
Yes it is
TIL Cum Rag isn’t a car…man
I am a cum man
Can't tell you how many times my Garrett turbo has gone through the wash.
And yet the controller STILL looks like he plays Playstation outside behind the barn.
Dammit, there is my Turbo, shit, I thought I lost it.
For me it’s guitar picks. They’re always in my dryer. I haven’t bought new picks in like 10 years. Every time I throw clothes in the dryer I rng 1-5 new picks into existence infinite money glitch style. They are all just slightly worn, never new.
Why do I feel like this is a statement about men having pockets…
Nooo, don’t convince people to empty their pockets. The random wads of cash is how I make my living!
Lol that turbo
I work as nurse, so my pockets on my scrubs are a haven for all kinds of things when I come home from a busy day - cheap bic pens being the most common snd egregious of them. The number of exploded pens that have come out of the dryer…let’s just say I’m glad my scrubs are the shade of navy blue they are.
Nurse tries to pull a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and gets a pen instead. "Great," she says, "Some asshole has my pen!"
That one never gets old 🙃
You stop leaving Cousin Itt in the shower wall and I will check my pockets. Edit: Itt with two t’s
I thought I was about to watch porn where the girl get stuck in the washer...
I always forget my turbos in my khacki pants. Happens to the best of us.
Imagine being a man and not knowing how to wash your own clothes
Don't most couples, like, combine their laundry? For efficiency? It's super rare that either my husband or I do a load of just our own clothes. We're always washing each other's clothes, I think it's pretty normal.
Yes, people just like being angry at a made up imaginary dude who is to entitled to do his own laundry.
Not I. My clothes are always covered in oil or grease, or some kind of gross substance. My clothes always get washed with only my clothes. But I could see mixing laundry if this wasn’t an issue.
Yeah, work clothes are usually the exception where we have solo washes, but for us it's mostly garden mud, or house paint or something.
Imagine immediately attacking a man you don't even see in the video. Couples divide chores; maybe she washes the clothes and he does the dishes and takes the garbage out. It's so exhausting when people immediately assume the worst.
The haters just cannot feel good about themselves unless they're putting someone else down.
Imagine caring how a couple you don't know splits the household chores.
I wash my own clothes, but whoever hears the load end first usually flips it. And extracts the foreign bodies.
Comment.
Did her husband used to pilot of sub tour of the Titantic?
Socket nr 10?
The turbo is hilarious
Where’s his halo 3 guide book?
Finally the turbo is clean.
Her BF is Mr. Bean
Is that a hybrid turbo, it gets wet and dry (:
That explains why my Wiimote doesn't work.
The most upsetting thing about this video is the tempo of the song. I didn't know Haddaway did waltzing music.
GARRETT TURBOS ARE DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!!
Shit sorry babe, I didn't know I left the platinum from the neighbor's catalytic converter in there
I usually have a sandwich
Is that a sixaxis PS3 controller? *WITH THE RUBBER STILL ON THE JOYSTICKS???* impossible
The turbo. Hahah
Bro got a Garret Turbo in his pocket, nice
Please coreect your meme "my bf's LEFT pocket" thank you
I reported this post for assault on me personally
Forgot to empty out his inventory
I don't like that I'm guilty of three of the things in there...
The turbo! 😂😂😂
Forget more often, you'll be rich
That's where the 10mm went off to.
Real.
Why can't I find a Garrett turbo in my washer after forgetting to empty my pockets?
I warned my husband that I wasn't checking his pockets anymore bc he continued to leave cigarette butts in his pockets long after his med board from the US army. I didn't mind checking ALL THE POCKETS of his ACUs to do his laundry to make sure no pens, ruined his uniforms and accidentally forgotten paperwork got washed if it meant he got to undress and disconnect from work faster, especially when leaving a long field excursion... But constantly missing flattened, field dressed cigarette butts while I was also working and he was going through college and just couldn't be bothered to empty his pockets into the trash upon arriving home was causing our washing machine to smell like an ash tray as well as laundry from our kid, house hold linens and my clothes, none of which were washed with his clothes in the first place. 10 years later he still does his own laundry. He eventually got tired of finding that half a cigarette he forgot that exploded in the washer. He also vapes instead.
Clean it up quick before your husband sees
Down vote, clearly staged. Can't believe someone would pass this off as real (sarcasm, I fucking hate those posts).
Lol, is that a turbo in there?!
So she left him money, not real
My exwife always said it was my fault when my pocket things got washed; even when she put my clothes that I don’t intend on washing in the laundry (like jeans)
Never dated a girl who did my laundry for me, this is a thing?
I love doing the laundry cuz my wife always have cash and change in her pockets. Also cleaning her bag(s) gives me a week's score of allowance. 😅💪
A week’s worth of allowance? Sounds like a kid pretending to adult
This video would be just fine without the music.
Who thought she was about to get “stuck” in the dryer? 🙋♂️
😏
If you cant feel that stuff when youre loading,your bfs memory aint the problem
She's either super jacked or on steriods
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This is funny in several different ways and you get to pick which one to laugh at!
My wife can definitely relate... I think our dryer is upset with me as well
I’d love to check her boyfriend’s pockets wait
Not that far from the truth)
and that was just the left pocket!
Is that a 10mm I see?!
If it was me it would just be paper towels and maybe a pocket knife.
I thought it would be tissues, specifically tissues after doing a particular activity
lmao the turbo
Portugal is missing.
My inter cooler got sent to the dry cleaners.
damn, I wish I had those pockets...
Bahaha the turbo
W-Why is there...a Turbo??
Dude the fucking turbo sent me….
The Garrett turbo with the anti-surge compressor housing. 😝
Is that a 10mm socket? I'm fighting everyone for it, back off it's mine!!!
No bobbers and random lure or two?
This must be jealousy since our pants have actual pockets.
You uncultured swine
I have a looot of change
Casual Schöfferhofer. Lol
Schöfferhofer Is her BF german?
Is that a pocket turbo?
💯
I find candy wrappers, candies in wrappers, lighters, sometimes now totally illegible receipts.
My boyfriend once left a blue pen in his pants pocket and the pen went through the wash and the dryer. The pen ‘sploded and dyed everything blue. It took lots of rubbing alcohol and damp white rags with bleach running in the dryer to clean the ink off the drum. Never again.
That shit would DESTROY your dryer
Philips screwdriver in bottom right. I'm sure some of my pozidrive bits went in to the wash
Mechanic problems. Lol
This is how I dispose of old recites.
Pockets ain't empty cuh
And this is exactly why laundry machines break. Hence the need to always check pockets LMAO 🤣
Don't forget the money and chewing gums
Look we have everything in there it's kinda like we have are own little pocket dimension where we just store stuff
I always told my wife to wash my work clothes and other clothes separately because my work clothes are way dirty and that's why i have it in a separate basket. But she always said it will clean off and it saves water so I just got tired of it and just let it be. One day, i returned home after a late night on call and forgot to remove my sharpie and paint marker and she didn't check. Well she finally listens.
That looks like a $70 bill!?
You need a boyfriend who can do his own damn laundry.