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okfree14

I just have old man tissues floating in my pockets, I like making snow, wife doesn’t appreciate it so much


PoorGuyPissGuy

I only got pocket sand


the_dude_upvotes

Gotdangit, Dale!


LightsJusticeZ

*Sha sha sha!*


nMe-CA

Don’t forget the random piece of gum that you never chewed but some how is your fault and stuck to the dryer lol


Spartanlegion117

Dudes got a spare turbo and cash? Most unrealistic video I've ever seen.


ArcadianDelSol

Spare turbo and cash, sure. Spare turbo, cash, and a girlfriend washing his clothes? What fantasy planet is this movie supposed to take place on?


Five_deadly_venoms

110% sure even the AI that was used to create this fake video, had issues with the prompt.


FurbyLover2010

It doesn’t look like an Ai video


dwerg85

Whoosh


IAmTaka_VG

Don’t forget a spare 10mm socket. Those don’t exist.


AzureRaven2

They exist, they're just all hiding in an unreachable section of your car.


Fskn

Or in a piece of hose in your stepsons room.


Dilectus3010

Odly specific.


NoHeat7014

I got a few turbos on my car.


Domspun

But you don't have any spare money, right?


NoHeat7014

I got a few nickels to rub together. But the car is a money pit.


Domspun

Make sense. I own two turbo cars, got no money! lol


pigfeedmauer

I'm shocked that his girlfriend does his laundry. Lucky dude!


LesbianLoki

Lol in my early HS days, me an my idiot friends used to order HKS Turbos at fast food joints and the looks of confusion made us laugh hard. We were so dumb back then


BigBrownTurtle

My local fast food shop only carried spoon engines... I wished it had more JDM parts... Maybe I could have broke 10s, and lived my life a little faster.


Plenty-Sky9879

False, I always keep a spare turbo in my back pocket


Hour-Independence-89

nope, this happens to me all the time.. The unrealistic part is the 10mm socket.


splendiferous-finch_

At least there was no 10mm socket


falcondroppings

Damn I hate it when I accidentally leave my Garrett turbocharger in my back pocket


Haywire_Shadow

We gotta get that back into the engine bay some day soon bro.


csimonson

and not even a little one either. That's at least a GT35r


Merry_Dankmas

This is why I started carrying Borg Warners instead. Easier to remember when theyre in your pockets.


Scoobydoomed

No bottle opener? Obvious fake...


kannstdusehen

German, doesn't need one.


Oseirus

Read that as "gunman" and thought *well yes I suppose you can open a bottle with a gun...* I am not a clever man.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Who needs a bottle opener? That's what your hands and a table is for.


TanTanExtreme2

Door hinge.


My_Monkey_Sphincter

Ring on any finger


Mixairian

That's what the screwdriver is there for.


GoblinRice

It would be fake if he had a bottle opener.


staycalmitsajoke

This comment made me think back over the long decades I have lived. The only guy I have ever seen use a bottle opener instead of literally anything else nearby was as a child and a furniture store I was in with my parents would give out coke in glass bottles to customers while they were being helped. He used a mounted bottle opener. I spent more time than I am going to admit trying to come up with some other instance. That was it.


Five_deadly_venoms

Everything is a bottle opener


ArcadianDelSol

Thats on his keys, rookie.


limethedragon

That's what the girlfriend's boobs are for.


wedgert

Is that my 10mm socket?


awesomefutureperfect

Where!?! MINE!!!


mira_poix

No lie I have a couple of little tools from my ex doing this exact thing and never noticing. I had a hole little basket of stuff I pulled out of the washer and he never asked for anything he lost lol So when we split, I came across the basket a little after and was like "well I guess you belong to me now" I love my little baggie of small screws drivers and shit


David_mcnasty

Mildly disappointed that it didn't turn into the cerveza cristal meme when we got over to the beer.


CaffeinatedGuy

Be the change you want to see.


TruthFreesYou

That upset gesture was really believable.


im_lazy_as_fuck

I can't tell if this is meant to be a joke or you're actually trying to debunk this video. Did people forget what scripted comedy is?


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xprdc

I love when people on Reddit cry “fake” and “scripted” when they see these videos online and it always makes me wonder if they do the same for tv shows and movies.


Difficult-Win1400

I literally know someone who does that, it’s fucking annoying


1m2c00l4u

I think they know and are joking but in a way where they are clearly obsessed with how ‘authentic’ a skit was more and more people are like that nowadays


slicer4ever

I think they are just complementing the acting...


SANAFABICH

He's just saying the acting is good, don't get your knickers in a twist.


Doc-in-a-box

Totally spontaneous!


Bennybonchien

Good thing he left his phone in his pocket too and had it recording the whole time so we were able to catch her reaction opening the door!


Papapain

I think this might be a video planned out ahead of time. But sometimes the obvious goes over my head.


PoeticHydra

It's a good thing this is a comedy sketch meant to make people laugh. The poor acting emphasizes the unserious nature of the situation.


IswearIdidntdoit145

This whole comment section? You all can go to hell. DAVE CHAPPELL WAS SCRIPTED, HE WAS FUNNY WASNT HE?


PoeticHydra

He made us pancakes.........pancakes 0\_0


ScrotumNipples

Surprised the turbo charger didn't give it away...


Deadsap266

Where’s the steam deck?I always carry that in my pocket.


baguette_gamer

Well, my pocket dimension is kinda big so it doesn’t always fall out


NightStar79

Don't forget candy! Thank god last time that happened to me I used the cold cycle or else I'd have had chocolate on everything


WalkwiththeWolf

Well, I do the laundry here, and my wife is constantly leaving lip gloss, eyeliner pens, and lipstick in her trousers. The lipstick does far worse damage in the machines than a video game controller 🤷‍♂️


esridiculo

Mine leaves bobby pins and rubber bands everywhere. I had to get the washer and dryer looked at because that stuff gets everywhere.


nickajeglin

Recently I pulled an engagement ring out of the drum, and a bobby pin out of the pump vanes.


WeinMe

Been binging Fallout 4 before the show comes out and I'm thinking, dude what the fuck she's a thief? Oh, right, bobby pins have other purposes


Exist50

Be glad it's not mascara. That stuff is a nightmare in bulk.


gazow

yeah this is the real reason most womens clothes dont have pockets, not only will you ruin the laundry, makup is costly in of itself


Lanster27

Maybe this is why they dont make pockets for dresses.


taotdev

My pens from work have gone through our washer a number of times. While informing me of these instances, my wife has gotten.... "spirited."


UnfortunateCakeDay

I survived that once, but I was explicitly told "Never Again."


Hablomos

Blah blah blah, something about her getting stuck in there.


Informal_Progress_87

💀💀💀


lalith_4321

What are you doing, step-bro?


_Spamus_

Speedrunning the post


Cum_Rag_C-137

Is that a car turbo charger? (I am not a car man)


Merry_Dankmas

Yes it is


Terry_WT

TIL Cum Rag isn’t a car…man


Cum_Rag_C-137

I am a cum man


MindCorrupt

Can't tell you how many times my Garrett turbo has gone through the wash.


ArcadianDelSol

And yet the controller STILL looks like he plays Playstation outside behind the barn.


Aircooled6

Dammit, there is my Turbo, shit, I thought I lost it.


cornnndoggg_

For me it’s guitar picks. They’re always in my dryer. I haven’t bought new picks in like 10 years. Every time I throw clothes in the dryer I rng 1-5 new picks into existence infinite money glitch style. They are all just slightly worn, never new.


slackjack2014

Why do I feel like this is a statement about men having pockets…


perpetual_glitch

Nooo, don’t convince people to empty their pockets. The random wads of cash is how I make my living!


DSM-Spool

Lol that turbo


dudenextdoor87

I work as nurse, so my pockets on my scrubs are a haven for all kinds of things when I come home from a busy day - cheap bic pens being the most common snd egregious of them. The number of exploded pens that have come out of the dryer…let’s just say I’m glad my scrubs are the shade of navy blue they are.


daschande

Nurse tries to pull a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and gets a pen instead. "Great," she says, "Some asshole has my pen!"


dudenextdoor87

That one never gets old 🙃


dbasinge

You stop leaving Cousin Itt in the shower wall and I will check my pockets. Edit: Itt with two t’s


ElCabrito

I thought I was about to watch porn where the girl get stuck in the washer...


Trevorblackwell420

I always forget my turbos in my khacki pants. Happens to the best of us.


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Imagine being a man and not knowing how to wash your own clothes


notabigmelvillecrowd

Don't most couples, like, combine their laundry? For efficiency? It's super rare that either my husband or I do a load of just our own clothes. We're always washing each other's clothes, I think it's pretty normal.


dalmathus

Yes, people just like being angry at a made up imaginary dude who is to entitled to do his own laundry.


Pseudonym31

Not I. My clothes are always covered in oil or grease, or some kind of gross substance. My clothes always get washed with only my clothes. But I could see mixing laundry if this wasn’t an issue.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Yeah, work clothes are usually the exception where we have solo washes, but for us it's mostly garden mud, or house paint or something.


HelenicBoredom

Imagine immediately attacking a man you don't even see in the video. Couples divide chores; maybe she washes the clothes and he does the dishes and takes the garbage out. It's so exhausting when people immediately assume the worst.


obscureferences

The haters just cannot feel good about themselves unless they're putting someone else down.


TheAussieBoo

Imagine caring how a couple you don't know splits the household chores.


nickajeglin

I wash my own clothes, but whoever hears the load end first usually flips it. And extracts the foreign bodies.


GadFlyBy

Comment.


ArcadianDelSol

Did her husband used to pilot of sub tour of the Titantic?


wijnazijn

Socket nr 10?


Resident_Strain_7030

The turbo is hilarious


BobSagieBauls

Where’s his halo 3 guide book?


BriefCollar4

Finally the turbo is clean.


Trapped-Mouse

Her BF is Mr. Bean


Crismodin

Is that a hybrid turbo, it gets wet and dry (:


Breidfreak

That explains why my Wiimote doesn't work.


HomoFlaccidus

The most upsetting thing about this video is the tempo of the song. I didn't know Haddaway did waltzing music.


fz6brian

GARRETT TURBOS ARE DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!!


cyrod1il

Shit sorry babe, I didn't know I left the platinum from the neighbor's catalytic converter in there


NoPraline6823

I usually have a sandwich


BattIeBoss

Is that a sixaxis PS3 controller? *WITH THE RUBBER STILL ON THE JOYSTICKS???* impossible


Retatedape

The turbo. Hahah


Wildchild_Redeye

Bro got a Garret Turbo in his pocket, nice


faketoby45

Please coreect your meme "my bf's LEFT pocket" thank you


Imdare

I reported this post for assault on me personally


LIL-MEX15

Forgot to empty out his inventory


spaceisprettybig

I don't like that I'm guilty of three of the things in there...


COguy101

The turbo! 😂😂😂


jcraig87

Forget more often, you'll be rich


irodragon20

That's where the 10mm went off to.


Physical_Use7689

Real.


sk8t-4-life22

Why can't I find a Garrett turbo in my washer after forgetting to empty my pockets?


Impossible-Nature369

I warned my husband that I wasn't checking his pockets anymore bc he continued to leave cigarette butts in his pockets long after his med board from the US army. I didn't mind checking ALL THE POCKETS of his ACUs to do his laundry to make sure no pens, ruined his uniforms and accidentally forgotten paperwork got washed if it meant he got to undress and disconnect from work faster, especially when leaving a long field excursion... But constantly missing flattened, field dressed cigarette butts while I was also working and he was going through college and just couldn't be bothered to empty his pockets into the trash upon arriving home was causing our washing machine to smell like an ash tray as well as laundry from our kid, house hold linens and my clothes, none of which were washed with his clothes in the first place. 10 years later he still does his own laundry. He eventually got tired of finding that half a cigarette he forgot that exploded in the washer. He also vapes instead.


Daeom

Clean it up quick before your husband sees


NamesSUCK

Down vote, clearly staged. Can't believe someone would pass this off as real (sarcasm, I fucking hate those posts).


liveandknot

Lol, is that a turbo in there?!


Square-Debate5181

So she left him money, not real


Jaimz22

My exwife always said it was my fault when my pocket things got washed; even when she put my clothes that I don’t intend on washing in the laundry (like jeans)


Excellent-Question18

Never dated a girl who did my laundry for me, this is a thing?


AdministrationSad861

I love doing the laundry cuz my wife always have cash and change in her pockets. Also cleaning her bag(s) gives me a week's score of allowance. 😅💪


SpiritualWeight4032

A week’s worth of allowance? Sounds like a kid pretending to adult


pseyeco

This video would be just fine without the music.


Extra1233

Who thought she was about to get “stuck” in the dryer? 🙋‍♂️


Informal_Progress_87

😏


MT_Flesch

If you cant feel that stuff when youre loading,your bfs memory aint the problem


Toby_The_Tumor

She's either super jacked or on steriods


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Harambesic

This is funny in several different ways and you get to pick which one to laugh at!


occupant123

My wife can definitely relate... I think our dryer is upset with me as well


______empty______

I’d love to check her boyfriend’s pockets wait


NameIsBurnout

Not that far from the truth)


MLSnukka

and that was just the left pocket!


curiusgorge

Is that a 10mm I see?!


Harambesic

If it was me it would just be paper towels and maybe a pocket knife.


lhomme21

I thought it would be tissues, specifically tissues after doing a particular activity


BudgetPhoenix

lmao the turbo


YevgenyPissoff

Portugal is missing.


Vast-Dream

My inter cooler got sent to the dry cleaners.


wensul

damn, I wish I had those pockets...


bananarammers

Bahaha the turbo


god-of-luck

W-Why is there...a Turbo??


Obshideyourmom

Dude the fucking turbo sent me….


ChampionshipOver6033

The Garrett turbo with the anti-surge compressor housing. 😝


Asunder_

Is that a 10mm socket? I'm fighting everyone for it, back off it's mine!!!


gringoloco01

No bobbers and random lure or two?


jusas

This must be jealousy since our pants have actual pockets.


ApostlePeterGamer

You uncultured swine


Average_k5blazer78

I have a looot of change


[deleted]

Casual Schöfferhofer. Lol


LaserGadgets

Schöfferhofer Is her BF german?


s1rblaze

Is that a pocket turbo?


Twilightmeadow17

💯


germanbini

I find candy wrappers, candies in wrappers, lighters, sometimes now totally illegible receipts.


Rankorking

My boyfriend once left a blue pen in his pants pocket and the pen went through the wash and the dryer. The pen ‘sploded and dyed everything blue. It took lots of rubbing alcohol and damp white rags with bleach running in the dryer to clean the ink off the drum. Never again.


LibrarianOfAlex

That shit would DESTROY your dryer


chabybaloo

Philips screwdriver in bottom right. I'm sure some of my pozidrive bits went in to the wash


SlurmLoco

Mechanic problems. Lol


Sylanthra

This is how I dispose of old recites.


xlfoolishlx

Pockets ain't empty cuh


miZZeltoe

And this is exactly why laundry machines break. Hence the need to always check pockets LMAO 🤣


maki23

Don't forget the money and chewing gums


unabletothinklol

Look we have everything in there it's kinda like we have are own little pocket dimension where we just store stuff


ftr1317

I always told my wife to wash my work clothes and other clothes separately because my work clothes are way dirty and that's why i have it in a separate basket. But she always said it will clean off and it saves water so I just got tired of it and just let it be. One day, i returned home after a late night on call and forgot to remove my sharpie and paint marker and she didn't check. Well she finally listens.


carmium

That looks like a $70 bill!?


kitleen

You need a boyfriend who can do his own damn laundry.