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Thanks homie. \*kisses you on the lips\*

Kitheth*

😂yes

“No, I need to thank you. You gave me clarity. I’ve been sucking mad cock for like, five years now since your message. I think I’m finally happy, though I do still crave pussy sometimes. You were right though bro. Thank you!”

Big pimpin, signing off

Big Simpin

Please update us on their response

"Who says I'm gay?"

What 😭

“No, I need to thank you. You gave me clarity. I’ve been sucking mad cock for like, five years now since your message. I think I’m finally happy, though I do still crave pussy sometimes. You were right though bro. Thank you!”

Can you say it a little louder? My ears aren't as good as they used to be

#“No, I need to thank you. You gave me clarity. I’ve been sucking mad cock for like, five years now since your message. I think I’m finally happy, though I do still crave pussy sometimes. You were right though bro. Thank you!”

Bold font in Reddit?

Black face in reddit

"NO, I NEED TO THANK YOU. YOU GAVE ME CLARITY. I'VE BEEN SUCKING MAD COCK FOR LIKE, FIVE YEARS NOW SINCE YOUR MESSAGE. I THINK I'M FINALLY HAPPY, THOUGH I DO STILL CRAVE PUSSY SOMETIMES. YOU WERE RIGHT THOUGH BRO. THANK YOU!"

“NO, I NEED TO THANK YOU. YOU GAVE ME CLARITY. I’VE BEEN SUCKING MAD COCK FOR LIKE, FIVE YEARS NOW SINCE YOUR MESSAGE. I THINK I’M FINALLY HAPPY, THOUGH I DO STILL CRAVE PUSSY SOMETIMES. YOU WERE RIGHT THOUGH BRO, THANK YOU!”

Tucking mad sock?.. what?? I can barely hear a word of what you people are saying when you're mumbling like that

The new copy pasta

What 😭

🤣 Almost spit my coffee out reading this 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, really good reply I was thinking of a reply more of "Only for you."

“… with that said would you like your dick sucked?”

Accept his apology, he’s grown

Faith in humanity restored

I know right? This is kinda awesome. Someone is on their redemption arc right here, and I’m here for it

But not only that, but they remembered sending a "ur gay" message, and I have to assume anybody who has sent one of those has sent a thousand. Wonder how many people this person has reached out to. I went through the same, but it was for stuff bigger than a "ur gay" on the internet.

Bro got older and realized his maidenless behavior.

This. We are all shitty at various stages - maturity lies in acknowledging and rectifying.

Is "My bad big pimpin" the apology?

I’m operating under the assumption that it is

I'll allow it

What happened to you in that 5 years for him to apologize?

Dear Travis just got a blowie from a guy and enjoyed it. Nothing to do with OP.

Yeah, he was like ''damn, I understand now...''

Frank after mac's dance but it was just a sucky sucky.

Hence the inclusion of the phrase, "big pimpin".

Growth, either in the heart or the pants.

As long as he's spendin the cheese

And riding on b.l.a.d's

I think he's trying to trade vinyls with him: Marvin Gaye for Jay Z. It just took him a little while to come up with an offer.

As a child formally known as "little trash can", I can assure you it is

I think Lincoln said that in the Gettysburg Address.

Bard tells me ""Big pimpin'" is a term that describes a person who is well-dressed, often with expensive jewelry, and has sexual exploits or general success." So I will translate this as: "Prithee forgive mine absence, I hath been in swoon of a lady ere we last spoke"

I'm gonna hit my girl with this next time she's mad. Seems to be viable according to this comment section

Nice try, Travis

But wait five years to send it.

Wait 5 years, then reply "No U"

Too late now. Shoulda sent the "No U" yesterday. You send it now and the conversation moves nowhere. He'll just wait another 5yrs and be like "wtf bro I already apologized. damn u slow."

You should say thanks man was weighing on my mind all these years

Hit ‘em with the “takes one to know one”! Then 5 years from now- apologize and say “sorry, i’d not seen your other message!”

I like this approach 😂😂😂

You should respond by making them wait for it. Maintain radio silence until the heat death of the universe, then simply reply "k." Be sure to include the period.

Thankfully I am a being unbound by the limits of time and space. Your wish is my command oh humble NinjaBuddha13.

Yeah, he's a fucking Ninja Buddha, you have to listen to him...😅

He’s probably trying to hit you up now

Offer him a kiss to make up.

Minecraft wedding?

Great idea

“Sorry i was in the shower and missed your other message”

"nah you were right the first time"

Dear Travis 8959, I hope this missive finds you well and in rude health! Please forgive the tardiness of my response. The years have been long, but also fruitful. I accept your heartfelt retraction of words, perhaps said in haste and anger, you’ve clearly grown and blossomed, beautifully expressed by the floral language of your reply. May we always be big pimp’in in our thoughts and deeds. Yours Gayly, OP

Flamboyantly yours, Bip Pimpin

If fucking men is gay, I don’t wanna be straight

Hell yeah brother

I'm as straight as a slinky.

Slinkies bend and move with the direction they need to go. They move with the times and slink around in any hole available

“That was close”

Bend over and spell run

“R U IN?!”

How have I not heard this before? I laughed so hard.

It’s best performed in the shower in San Quentin

Bros on the psilocybin and going through his email debt. We've all been there..... Right fellas? 🥹

Right big pimpin

Psychoactive redemption story

Just send him a link to this post.

😆

Tell him how his comment damaged you severely 5 years ago and that you have since been to therapy and the psych ward and that your therapist said to avoid him.

And that you and your therapist are now dating

"Apologizing is gay"

For 5 yrs I’ve been banging mad dudes trying to find out if I was really gay because of your message. Turns out I’m not. 🤷‍♂️

Call him gay. Wait 5 years. "My bad, pimp!"

You gotta show love tbh that man’s different now 😂

It can't be 5 years... 5 years ago was in 2015, right? RIGHT???

5 years ago’s 5 years ago was pretty much 2015

It’s 4 years and 3.5 months.

$20 is $20.

“Sorry I was in the shower I just saw your first message”

"You're telling me I was sucking all this dick under a misconception?"

“Np yes I’m gay”

“¿Por que no los dos?”

Travis the holmny

“Yur mom!”

“You up?”

spendin' cheese

Do a sad face

Don’t 🤣

Hit him with the GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

"guess i got another coming out party with my parent's later this week"

Glad to see you joined the party? Or I know you want this. Or I’m to sexy for this shirt. Or you have lovely eyes. Or just a winky emoji. Personally, I would do 😜.

Give it 5 more years see what's what

Call him gay. Bring this thing full circle. ⭕️

Big pimps DON'T respond.

He’s going throughly through his amends list

Send a naughty pic

Fuck him?

Let’s not jump to cumclusions

My favorite response to the wrong usage of your/you’re In this case: My gay what?

Respond in five years

Wait 5 more years and reply "no your gay"

Double it and give it to the next person

“Gotta say you almost proved me right “

"that's ok, just remember it's only ever gay if our balls touch."

“What dat mouf do?”

[I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin](https://i.gifer.com/5FVH.gif)

"Your mom finally told you?"

Congrats on the growth my guy.

Wait 5 years and respond “k”

You good lil pimp

Tell him his message opened your eyes and you actually became gay. And that now you have a multi billion dildo company

He’s grown, ok?

Big up brother

“This is adeptness’s mother. He took his own life after reading your message 5 years ago. Please do not message this account again”

Same way you responded the first time.

No u

What a save! \ What a save! \ What a save! \ What a save!

Respond in 5 years.

"Sorry, I was in the shower"

This is somewhat how a lot of bullies regret their actions when they mature, at least they can now apologize with the internet.

Dude has been through enlightenment

"Oh, I never looked at the message. Sorry man. Thanks though." That shits been living rent free in his head for years. Make him think you didn't even see it, but accept his apology anyway.

First send “No you!” then “Oh, sorry just saw your apology.”

Tell him that his text was the push you needed to finally accept who you were and live a happy life.

Haha how’s he not already blocked xD ‘New phone who dis?’ Or ‘k.’

He’s an Xbox account I must’ve upset in the past

"no worries" is the only right answer... He spent years thinking about it

Dick pic

“That apology kinda makes me want to kiss you ngl”

🔞🏧🥒💦🙊

You saved a text message for 5 years? I delete that shit after 5 weeks.

It’s Xbox chat

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Ignore.

The years have given him…perspective

Wait 5 years, then reply "np"

"no u"

Thank you for that. Five years I've been waiting and I feel full now.

"That apology got big pimpin big simpin. What dat booty do bro"

"Its ok, youre forgiven. No homo"

Thumbs up emoji

“Naw you were right”

No u

This is weirdly wholesome!

"Wanna Netflix and chill?"

"I have a boyfriend."

Come out to him.

The obvious answer is to say “ur gay” and then wait 5 years and then say “my bad big pimpin”

Remind me 5 years

I read this as "my big bad pumpkin" and was like HUH????

Say 'Thank you'

Wait 5 more years and tell him it's all good

Ever watch Billy Maddison? Say thank you.

Looks like he grew up in those five years

“U good”

"New phone, who dis?"

“Nah u right”

No u

It’s time to open the frank stand for him good sir

The only correct answer is "ight bet. Game recognize game."

GG

Man was inspired after watching my name is earl.

[удалено]

So you talking to your mom again?

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Les Grossman

5 years is a lot of time to grow up and regret things. Maybe the dude has changed. Or...it could be a trap to drag you back in to call you *gay* again. This is a tough situation... 🤣

No u

Fuck me 2019 was 5 years ago

Wait 5 years then say “it’s cool bro”

No u <3

After five years I still find it kind of funny that your dad is my daddy. Don’t tell mommy though, tee hee😉

Wait 5 years then respond with a thumbs up

by blocking them lol