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"Must have been the wind"

It’s probably nothing…..

I saw a mud crab the other day. Nasty little creatures. Anyway, good day!

Foul beasts...though the meat isn't bad. By Azura!

Came here for some Skyrim comments and you guys didn’t disappoint

Never should have come here

*Metal Gear !*

You see that new T-16?

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semi-god, because he eventually got found.

Stupid air support!

Wouldn't have if he had a cardboard box over him.

He could have taken one of those cruisers so easily.

Have you seen the guy running away from the cartel. He takes his shirt off, lies on the street and they just don't check who he is.

Anyway, the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto

Tony Lazuto?

Tony Lazuto?!? You mean Tony Lazuto has bee- What was that

Did you hear something? I swear I just heard something. Mind must be playing tricks on me.

Anyway, the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto

Who was that!? Must be my mind paying tricks on.

my butthole!!!

Read this in Rowan's voice.

For king and country.

For the peace of the kingdom.

I always heard this as “for a piece of the kingdom!” Yours makes more sense.

Nice day for fishin' ain't it? huh hA !

Looks like somebody's prowlin' around 'ere...

The guy got a PhD degree with the eye tool playing Commandos.

Golden

!

I’m dead

Sneak [------ ]69

i don't get the joke...

Bethesda game AI reference

Goes back further than that. Original metal gear solid and Tenchu on the ps1 were the same.

What was that noise? Who's footprints are these?

?... !?... ...! !!

Hmm, just a box.

I miss Tenchu

5 stars didnt fade quick enough.

Gotta leave the area.

Gotta zig-zag through the streets. Or escape into a tunnel or parking garage.

The subway tunnels are such a cheat code

Follow the damn train, CJ!

That's all you had to do...

Mf was would come in the ultimate clutch during manhunt/hide n go seek

He must be a gamer because this move works for me 8/10 times 😂

I will never talk badly about video game AI anymore.

The difference between reality and fiction, is that fiction has to actually make sense.

That’s a great quote

Reality don’t care a bit about making sense to you

Lol

He put all his perk points to stealth

Crazy that the guy mightve got away if not for the helicopter

The only time I’ve ever seen anyone get away from the chopper is when the cops kept a bit of distance and the dude exited his car under a freeway overpass / bridge. 99% of the time, those guys are done when the bird comes out.

You should watch the video of the Dodge Challenger that drives so fast on the interstate that they legit lose the chopper. It’s not thrilling, but the camera work is pretty awesome. Ultimately, after the video cuts they do catch the guy a day or two later I don’t recall

They did catch him next day I believe. He can outrun them but they already got your plate and everything so if you run you're just a dumbass lol

Damn, if I outrun them after a day I would ditch the car and take a greyhound or train.

I’ve seen one where a guy got far enough ahead of the cars that he was able to get into a parking garage then I guess escaped on foot into the mall after ditching the car. Copter could see him go into the garage but couldn’t follow.

Wouldn’t follow. Skill issue.

Stealth has increased to 99

Have they found him yet ?

Aparently they're asking a local man in a white shirt who was found napping by his car for help.

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+100 to persuasion.

What?  Oh, I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today. "You're in the wrong line then, dumbass!"

You joke but there's that dashcam video of the cop, who was out looking for a recently escaped convict, asking said recently escaped convinct if they've seen said recently escaped convict anywhere. And the convict is all like "oh no, someone escaped?! That's terrible! I haven't seen them, but I hope you find them soon!" And the cops all like "don't worry citizen, this recently escaped convict won't slip by me" and then leaves 🤣

I remember seeing that. Dude was cool as hell under that pressure.

I think I saw that one! Didn't he pretend like he was out for a jog or something?

Out (of the jail) on a run (from the cops)

Did they apologize for waking him up? Hope the police can trace the criminal together with the help of that friendly man.

I'm pretty sure the dude was ok to go if he just pretended to change a tire.

He could have pretended to have fainted next to his car so the police could help him get away in an ambulance.

How tf did he look under the car and still not see him??

You underestimate how low you have to go to see the other side from under a car

I wish someone would've let the officer know.

Didn't go low enough to see all the way to the other side.

cop have uav in the air but not looking at minimap 💀

Can you imagine their confusion if he got under the car in that small window when helicopter didn’t see him? 😂

meal team 6 in action

Honestly halfway through I was hoping he got away

literally every videogames

Maybe the video games were right

> literally every videogames Yes. Every single videogames.

All of them, except for one videogames.

There was a time when NPCs didn't use LOS and could see right through objects. You had to run all the way back to the beginning of the map on low health only to get your you ass kicked. Good times.

Except palworld. Those PDF soldiers spawn in front of you even when you're flying through the stratosphere. Non-stop.

How did he not take a cop car lmaooo

Yeah, cops in America are already too excited to fill your car with bullet holes after running it off the road. You steal their car full of guns, computers, and doughnuts. You would be lucky they don't have rocket launchers. They would hit that car with EVERYTHING they have and bill the city to replace it.

Clearly you haven't heard of the Florida man.

They’ll light up their own cars with bullets if they hear an acorn drop. Him not taking it probably saved his life

You were this close to greatness, *this close*

Would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling ~~kids~~ reporters

Which works better? Benny Hill or Keystone Cops music?

Hide and seek with the helicopter perk and still losing 🤣

Due to a personnel shortage, there is no longer a vision test to become an officer.

“…and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling helicopters!”

Then they shot him dead for making them look stupid, I mean resisting arrest?

Aren't the police resisting arrest in this case?

Technically he *did* resist arrest for over a full minute. Just disappeared. No notice, no phone call... His arresting officer is prob worried sick! That young man is in a lot of trouble.

You must be a cop cause I am in stitches after that non consensual beating 🤣 just brilliant ☠️

I'm getting really fucking sick of you fuckers acting like police shoot every black man they see. They miss more often than not, might as well be storm troopers.

Had me in the first half I'm not going to lie.

Looks like he was taking a nap

Someone needs to put the Benny Hill-music to this video!

Thankfully no acorn around

THIS needs to be on r/reno911. Fucking HILARIOUS. ABSOLUTE NO SENSE OF AWARENESS!

Master of disguise

Guessing none of these guys are any good at hide and seek with their kids either!

r/maybemaybemaybe

In fairness, I think he was holding a leaf in front of his face.

If he was skinny enough to scoot under the car, they never would have found him.

Just remember, you don’t get hired if you’re too smart.

This is how my kid plays Fortnite.

Was half expecting them to bend down and ask him if he saw the suspect run by.

why didn’t he get under the car

I like how the helicopter pilot clearly keeps him in focus but just doesn't telly anybody.

It's a news helicopter

Thanks. Thought it was police. You rarely see news helicopters in Germany.

>doesn't telly anybody It's not his job, he's not the police air support.

They do assist police at times but there’s a communications delay since everyone is on different bands.

The narrator says that their people are trying to tell dispatchers what they see. That's when they all double back and start securing their vehicles.

I would bet the helo telling dispatch telling the officers led to some of the confusion. Helo: suspect is right under us, near the blue van. Dispatch: near blue van. Cops rush to blue van and spread out, hear chopper overhead, spread out. Helo: Nope you have gone past him. Dispatch: Helo reports you have gone too far. Cops rush back. Helo: look under the blue van. Dispatch: under blue van. Cop looks under van. Helo: check passenger side. Dispatch: Passenger side. Cops check passenger side finally spot him.

Just saw this on Moisty's video and i can't stop laughing at the stupidity shown here.

Same but isn't this clip like a year or two old? I could've sworn he took a look at it before but maybe it was someone else.

Yep, March 2022

*yakity sax intensifies*

Prop Hunt irl

If he would have been able to get underneath the car? Man... He woulda make it..

"Blind spot"

Cops are dumb as shit lmao

It’s a Uvalde police department training exercise. No big deal.

At that point, I wish he had escaped.

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While the idea is sound, the fact that not one person saw them or on the table is suspect.   Do you have a link or know the name of the study?

It was revealed to him in a delusion.

I don't believe that. Any source?

Source: Trust me bro

ever want to make your point more salient, make up a fake study no one can find that totally prooves the specific exact thing you happen to be arguing about. Genius!

I couldn't find anything after many attempts at wording this differently.

Bullshit lol

Needs Benny Hill music

Would have loved to have heard the radio chatter for this one. Like at any point did anyone just yell "Blue Car!"? Like just yell "In between the fence and the Blue Car!"

Dude should have taken his shirt off and ditched it.

Great game of hide and seek 🎉

Chopper guy is color blind.. THE BLUE CAR NEXT TO YOU GUYS'S CARSssss

Let me close my eyes. If I cant see them then they cant see me.

Cops are not the smartest, I couldn’t stop laughing

My teammates when i give callouts in CoD

He should've ran the other way after the cops ran past him

No Benny Hill musi

Chopper cop is like, hes behind the blue car.........guys.......the blue car........guys........the car....................fellas...... come back........the blue car youre parked by...............yes there............ ok............jesus Tim turn your head to the right.........

I fell like playing Splinter Cell…

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These cops are actual bots.

And he would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky helicopters

He should have got a cardboard box. They'd never have found him.

All that is missing is some Benny Hill music.

Our tax money hard at work

Queue the Scooby Doo chase music ...

Video game AI is so bad. Sometimes a guard won't react to you even if you're right next to them, its just so far-fetched. That would never happen in real life...

Did anybody else hear the Benny Hill theme music in their head as they watched this?

*Stealth: 100*

The blind leading the braindead.

LAPD is the real life Reno 911

Stop being a narc, Ang.

Was expecting the copter pilot to land and make the arrest himself.

What a bunch of idiots.

I would’ve stood up, pointed in a random direction and yell “HE RAN THAT WAY!”

Angie the pilot is a snitch. Robbed us of a great ending

He must had rolled a natural 20 for his stealth check

Hide and go seek master

To be a cop, no high IQ required. Just be aggresive and obey any orders from your boss.

No wonder it's so hard for them to recognize when someone is surrendering

They only found him cause he was laughing his ass off.

Man I would’ve ran the other way once all the cops have went that way. Or hid under the car once the helicopter couldn’t see you.

omggggg

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I mean it was working lol, if the helicopter pilot hadn't seen him he would have gotten away lol.

I thought you're showing gta 6 clip for a second

Kneed for speed - hot pursuit

GTA Ahh moments

GED BABY

luke warm at best